* Posts by MJI

6875 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Mar 2009

Bloke sues Microsoft: Give me $600m – or my copy of Windows 7 back

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Re: Re:Figure out your next step...

Gaming.

But a lot of us are happy with consoles. It is not a poor relation. Just different.

Some people may say what about keyboard and mouse, to me that is too much like work.

As to game availability, there are many many games console only which PC players often miss.

Windows is not needed.

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WTF?

Re: how long ago was this?

Why is Bob so obsessed with Network Interface Cards?

We already give up our privacy to use phones, why not with cars too?

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Re: best "to buy a really old car that isn't super-connected"

My current car is a change over model from basic minimum electronics to full on lots of them.

Lots of ECUs all doing different jobs, only accessable through an OBD styled non OBD compliant port.

It would be drivable with only 3 operating (security, engine, electronic automatic) but the ABS and suspension ones can fail but car still driveable.

I looked at the replacement models but put off by failing cranks, even more electronics with no manual way past (eg hand brake), and weight.

The latest keyless entry and starting does worry me a lot.

But almost all parts are still available. So I reckon this will last until I retire.

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Re: Software solves anything!

Most unreliable part of older cars was the fueling, carbs were a nightmare.

Never owned a car with points as even my 1970s cars had electronic ignition.

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Re: Software solves anything!

I had a car with EFI and no cat.

Was fine.

There was a carb model with poxy little engine, poxy with basic injection, but the biggest 4 cylinder EFI engine was so much better. Any differenences in manufacturing costs were all down to Bosch.

When cats hit they got detuned, I deliberately bought pre cat to get the higher compression.

Who wants dynamic dancing animations and code in their emails? Everyone! says Google

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Re: So THAT explains it!

Poor graphics though

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Re: So THAT explains it!

The TV ones now have HUGE labels blocking most of the screen.

So now I use online at the Met Office

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Re: some people may find this appalling

Spelling corrected.

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Re: Think of the adults...!

>> Animated talking turds

The children were too young to vote for it.

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What will happen?

When downloaded by Thunderbird / Outlook Express / Email client of choice?

South China waters are red, Brit warships are blue, HMS Sutherland's sailing there

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Re: Battle Group

Why a US attack sub when ours are better?

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Re: Cake and eat it

No we don't, the Sun does, the Mail does, I don't

That Russian ship is to be honest a bit knackered.

Still not on Windows 10? Fine, sighs Microsoft, here are its antivirus tools for Windows 7, 8.1

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Re: Is that weird or what?

I play games a lot, and on a device NOT running Windows.

It is made by a Japanese company you may have heard of.

Playstation 4 (had 3 and 2 before it)

A Hughes failure: Flat Earther rocketeer can't get it up yet again

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Comet

I have flown on one too

Early 60s as a baby

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Re: At the seaside

OK I just need £2000 for research in the summer

The research team will be ready. And I know the perfect beach to research from, looks east across Fal Estuary.

Remember flat earthers my research project.

I take paypal, cash or cheques.

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Re: At the seaside

Ah but we live on Roundworld.

Discworld has its own set of issues.

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At the seaside

With good binoculars.

You can see ships appearing over the horizon.

You see the top first (sails if a sailing ship).

If someone wants to fund me a trip to Cornwall in the summer I will spend a week researching it.

I will need my assistants.

I reckon £2000 will cover rental of place and food.

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Too late

But Wallace and Gromit have already proved that

No, Windows 10 hasn’t beaten Windows 7’s market share. Not for sure, anyway

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Re: 50% of men and women are below average. Legs

I can tell you never watch "The Last Leg"

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Re: What about next year

Just moved off XP and on hardware too old for 10

Stay on 7 or go Linux

XP was pretty fast on a quad core with 4GB.

7 is average.

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I helped 7

Just migrated to it this weekend, still have to sort printer scanner and my MSDOS stuff.

Long haul flights on a one-aisle plane? Airbus thinks you’re up for it

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Ship

I would

Plenty of room.

But never got to do it as the return trip vehicle was taken out of service.

Yes I wanted to do ship & Concorde.

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When we had a caravan

It felt like this.

Hitch up and as soon as we had left our town we were on holiday.

Route planning came down to who sold LPG (M5 Gordano was cheap).

Stop where we want.

Need the toilet? We were towing one!

Did absolute wonders to my stress level. Even towing was not hard work, keeping my speed down was the hardest job.

Our first post caravan holiday was not as relaxed, strange bed, toilet, and my wife moaned about 3 figure cruising speeds. (That car was quick. RIP)

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I think I will drive

Comfy seats and better company.

Can take longer but OK on expenses.

I might volunteer to do our SA customer, might take a fortnight but what a trip that would be!

‘I crashed a rack full of servers with my butt’

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Our home PC

Reset button at toe level

Me once

Wife once

Embarrasing

Apple: iPhone sales are down (but they've never been more lucrative)

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Battersea Dogs Home

Shouldn't he be there with a camera crew deciding to adopt another dog?

It is Paul O'Grady isn't it?

Morrisons launches bizarre Yorkshire Pudding pizza thing

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Hmmmm, I am inventing garlic gravy.

I like the look of that.

Would be a bit dry so what do we use?

Gravy, good with YP not with cheese.

Garlic sauce, great with pizza parts.

So garlic gravy!

Shopper f-bombed PC shop staff, so they mocked her with too-polite tech tutorial

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Re: The worst customers... Friendly Politician

I wonder who it was, sounds like a decent chap.

No Windows 10, no Office 2019, says Microsoft

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Office 2003 still runs well on

My 10 year old XP home PC.

Built it to last, before 7 was released.

Billionaire bros Bezos, Buffett become bonkers bio brokers: Swap W in AWS for H for healthcare

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Or a national health service paid by taxes.

You know it might work.

Maybe you should've stuck with NetWare: Hijackers can bypass Active Directory controls

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Happy memories

Of faster leaner servers which did what they were supposed to.

New Sky thinking: Media giant makes dish-swerving move on Netflix territory

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Re: move on Netflix territory

Some of these shows are on Amazon, but GoT is £100

I have not seen any so is it worth it?

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Re: I miss ASTRA

I remember dodgy plug in decoders.

The OnCAM.

Enabled your digital TV to decode OnDigital stuff

User stepped on mouse, complained pedal wasn’t making PC go faster

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Bad enough for techies

When you have trouble learning new things, or as I put it.

"Why do I have to learn a new way of doing something, when the old way worked for 20 years?"

I am trying to work out why latest work Android phone is so different to my previous work Android phone.

Or that I gave up with Windows 7 mail client and stuck Thunderbird on for news group access as it was similiar to use to Outlook Express.

My boss is thinking of getting us some advanced Excell training (the MS version of Lotus123) but I said I want basic training.

He asked why?

I said I just cannot get on with them, they confuse me and annoy me, they are just a pain.

I have been in IT over 3 decades and cannot drive a spreadsheet. Everytime I had to deal with data I just wrote a program to do it.

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Rude domains

Similar happened with Alta Vista.

One was altvista other was alta-vista

One was search engine, other was porn site.

Which was which?

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Re: Old as the hills

Playing video games can have same effect.

I once thought I saw some game enemies and took a couple of seconds to realise they were an optical illusion.

No it was not cosplayers.

RIP Ursula K Le Guin: The wizard of Earthsea

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Need to read more

Read some, very good books.

Need to check which ones they are.

RIP

Why did I buy a gadget I know I'll never use?

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Re: Sprouts

Another egg hater.

Except I like custard but could not eat a boiled egg as I would throw up.

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Re: Professional hoarding

Just get one then.

But they are not a normal car, they are a utility vehicle and very good at that. They are not crap.

Howver if you want comfort buy the same age Discovery.

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Re: Municipal Tip/Recycling Centre

I had to do this with some electronics.

Removed hard disk

Put on ground

Parked on it

Chucked in electronics skip.

Served me right for not getting a Humax then, as the manufacturers refused to update the Freeview box firmware, even though hardware was OK.

Learnt my lession, only buy Humax PVRs now.

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"Sprouts today"

Sorry cannot see the point in fake meats.

Cows are not an endangered species and I would rather eat that than formed mould.

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I like sprouts but everyone is trying to ruin them

Work Christmas meal, a small puddle of slop with cream, bacon, some other shit and a bit of sprout.

Ughh.

Please note

Not everyone hates sprouts.

Not everyone likes bacon.

Not everyone wants cream in their roast.

Oh also insufficient potatos and the turkey was not great.

Food fads drive me mad, there are a lot of foods i do not like and they keep infecting things I do like.

Bacon, thin strips of fatty pork (I can't eat lumps of fat) fills with preservatives turned into hard chewy things.

Ham, a piece of pork ruined. We have freezers, stick pork in there and roast it don't fill it full of chemicals.

Peas with everything, I hate them, if a meal comes with them I ask for an alternative (usually sweetcorn) but why not steak chips and sprouts?

Why does a chicken need to be wrapped in salted smoked very fatty pork strips?

Why do nice juicy butchers sausages need the same?

They don't.

It would be easier to be a veggie than a bacon hater.

F-35 'incomparable' to Harrier jump jet, top test pilot tells El Reg

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Re: Stealth Landings?

Another form of stealth.

Hide your Buccaneers underneath a low flying Vulcan

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Re: VIFing?

Also the had to get into the Harriers domain and not theirs.

Airbus warns it could quit A380 production

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Re: 380b?

Nothing really wrong with Trent.

Already pretty fuel eficient and I bet they are working on improvements.

Do not need new airframe for a new version of existing engine.

Celebgate latest: Fourth dirtbag 'fesses up to pillaging iCloud for stars' X-rated selfies

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Why are people storing naked piccies on the internet?

Seems stupid to me

Worcestershire's airborne electronics warfare wonderland

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Defford

Used to be a lot of railway track, got used on the Gloucestershire Warwickshire Railway, where it was laid is still called Defford Straight. Just north of Chicken Curve.

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Gardens are nice

Been there before. Went there before the house was opened.

Definately signs of some wartime stuff there.

We got in for free as well as at the time NT members

Remember those holy tech wars we used to have? Heh, good times

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Seen loads

Netware vs rubbish servers

Clipper vs FoxPro

DRDOS vs MSDOS

Concurrent Dos vs Windows

XP users vs MS

Plus many others I have forgotten

Transport pundit Christian Wolmar on why the driverless car is on a 'road to nowhere'

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Re: And of course the moral issue...

Slam the brakes on as the logs will be travelling at speed and I can stop first.