* Posts by MJI

6874 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Mar 2009

Microsoft sides with media groups, together they urge Europe to follow Australia's lead, make Google, Facebook pay for news article links

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Turdoch

I do not use them, nor anything from their empire. The demented wallnut can eff off!

As to the use of google news, I use it simply as a news search engine, not displayed, may not get seen.

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Re: What a surprise

Umm multimap

That was so much better than anything else I have seen.

Atheists warn followers of unholy data leak, hint dark deeds may have tried to make it go away

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Re: Oh, what a lot of fun.

I find the hard religeous* people the most annoying but conversly the best to wind up with facts.

Any talk of creationism gets jumped on, 7 days bollocks, the same.

Point them to the writings of Isaac Asimov over this as well.

The biggest one to really make them panic is....

Was this universe created in a lab in another universe and because of that was our creator a scientists running an experiment, are they worshiping a bloke in a white lab coat?

Flat earthers should be very embarrassed if they cannot name the turtle!

* Notably NOT CofE, they are 90% pretty grounded.

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Re: Just like the Peoples Fronts and Judea

Keep Santa out of it

NORAD track him.

And we do not see him as he is travelling so fast.

And yes I did pretend when kids were small to do a credit card payment to him for presents!

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Re: Just like the Peoples Fronts and Judea

Someone who did not read what I said.

1) Athiests are certain in no sky fairy/diety/god/FSM

2) Religious people are certain there is

3) Lots of us do not know and demand proof

4) Wind up BOTH sides with same argument

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Re: Just like the Peoples Fronts and Judea

I haven't claimed either way, both sides are open to some form of winding up.

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Just like the Peoples Fronts and Judea

Atheists can be easy to wind up.

Ask them to prove it.

They say they can't, then they say prove there are dieties.

You can't

No proof either way, what fun to have.

Do we hedge your bets?

Australian government fights Facebook news ban by threatening 0.01% of Zuck's ad revenue

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The problem is

That there are people treating FB as the front screen of the internet, to them FB is the internet.

Big Tech workers prefer 3 days at home, 2 in the office. We ask Reg readers: What's your home-office balance?

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Re: WFH is ok, but the bills aren't

Extra electric, that is not much. BUT.

Savings in tractor juice, substantial.

Savings in rubber, was looking at a full set late spring last year, still legal now, substantial.

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No commute

Used to take 35 - 40 minutes but around 25 if traffic perfect. Half hour in really bad weather so cars stay home.

That is over 1 hour per day extra life I now have.

Not giving all that up.

As to office, not until jab2, jab1 next week.

The laptop you bought in 2020 may stop you buying a car in 2021: Chips are going short

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Re: Stop me from buying a car? Probably not.

106 probably helped that a packet of crisps weighs more.

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Re: Stop me from buying a car? Probably not.

My car has 4WD and I once had a choice what to do, bad mud and tractor ruts near a ford, either reverse back and take a different route, or inch forwards and see what happens.

Sunk down a little bit but was plenty of grip, did not struggle at all.

Ford was up to the wheels, a little deep so changed rear diff oil the next weekend (fine), (wading limit is rear diff breather).

Bit muddy on way out but no problem at all.

You will be surprised at what a 4WD car can do. Just need to drive properly and have decent tyres.

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Re: Implausible excuses #31415

Added in software.

Cruise control, if a car is throttle by wire or electrically controlled Diesel, cruise will be software only.

Previous car, to add cruise I added a switch and a friend enabled cruise in the eletronics. Servo motor throttle bodies on that one.

Current, runs on tractor juice, was simple as cut hole in side of steering wheel base, fit switch, use.

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Re: Stop me from buying a car? Probably not.

My early/mid 2000s car has the following chip homes.

Engine ECU Diesel with EUI.

Gearbox Standard TC slushbox

ABS, Traction control, and self levelling

All the body stuff like windows and heated things, oh and central locking.

The radio with built in satnav

Anti rollbar control

Oh headlamp bulbs 5 minutes simply because my hand is not small enough to fit.

No 4WD ECU either no need, a level offers me high/low & locked/unlocked

All the ECUs are nicely shielded boxes with robust components. I think the era from first proper sequential EFI up to CANBUS is the high spot of car electronics. And the first car electronics I owned were more like a few transistors in an ignition module

Better buckle up: Volkswagen puts Microsoft in driver's seat to deliver 'automated' platform

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Devil

This is why slightly older cars will increase in value

And I hope to keep my 2003 car at least another decade

Linus Torvalds labels Super Bowl 'violent version of egg-and-spoon race'

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Re: Apocryphal anecdote

Seen similar on ITV F1 coverage 1997 Hungary GP, Damon Hill in an Arrows overtook Michael Shumacher.

During the adverts!

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Re: Answering the subject line....

Saw some ice hockey on TV had a couple of older skaters having a go with a bunch of toddlers.

Show finished with them ice dancing on a lake to Bolero

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Re: It's all homoerotic crap.

And how would they have coped with a low flying Jonah Lomu?

How do we combat mass global misinformation? How about making the internet a little harder to use

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Re: Teach people?

I do not want to take another driving test. (Hopefully will be OK to when I stop)

Drive by satnav.

"I am just going to get my sledgehammer"

Driving on wrong side of road

"Never done it in 40 years, stupid idea"

There are so many driving things I never do and will not do, don't test me on them.

Big data: Study suggests even a moderate gambling habit is linked to increased mortality and other bad stuff

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Gambling is getting shoved in our faces.

More than fags ever were.

On TV, sadverts, little bits between programmes and sadverts, sportsteams. Push push push, in our faces all the time.

UK Test and Trace chief Dido Harding tries to convince MPs that £14m for canned mobile app was money well spent

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Re: Boris north of the wall

Perhaps it is Borris?

Virtual cycling service bans riders for doping – doping their data, that is

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Re: cycling news

Where as my last one would have been around 20kw, I did have one before of licence shredding performance.

But I think large Jap 4 would be rather loud in your house.

Lived furthest from work by a LONG way, but only took 20 minutes, hence the licence shredding.

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I would have a go but

I sold my GS years ago.

Leaner law produced lots of very cheap 250s

What happens when the internet realizes the stock market is basically a casino? They go shopping at the Mall

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One shorter has cost them

The equivalent of £3,000,000,000 this year so far.

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Hedge fund busting

It just needs to be done.

They are killing companies.

As to pensions, they are not allowed to "invest" in these.

Can we do this as well to Somerset Capital Management?

Smartphones are becoming like white goods, says analyst, with users only upgrading when their handsets break

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Re: Too Expensive for Clear Up-Tick in Value

Our company supplies phones and we keep getting Samsungs, yes full of abslute crud.

Boss moans because I will leave it months to swap to new phone, then gets annoyed when I say to stop getting these crap phones full of bloat.

Used to have a Nokia, really got it in the neck for remaining on it so long.

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Re: Customization

You can get your car in a garage?

Is it a Peel?

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Re: Becoming like?

My DVD player uses SCART, it works well, why swap it out?

Got 3 SCART and 3 HDMI on this TV but it is 11 years old.

Had a look at current plugged in items.

HDMI - PVR, 2xconsole

SCART - DVD, console, VCR

Composite - VCR occasionally

Component - video camera in HD

Most tapes are now on the PC hard drive at DV compression levels.

I tried DVD on a console, DVD player is better ergonomically.

Just because I buy something new doesn't mean I dump the old.

30-35 year old Betamax tapes hold out surprisingly well.

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Re: Becoming like?

Fridges are not that boring!

Our Fridge Freezer is over 20 years old, and still works.

I also improved its looks by careful application of car polishes.

I hate buying stuff, and swapping stuff. I am starting to need a new TV (want 4K & HDR), and a bit shocked to find the lack of SCART on new ones.

Almost a case of "Why is your TV so old when you use it so much?"

Answer "Because it was best on the market back then"

Back to the office with you: 'Perhaps 5 days is too much family time' – Workday CEO

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Think 168 hours a week minus toilet breaks ect with one person.

Not killed each other yet.

Better company than colleagues though

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Re: humans are social creatures

One coworker does have the ability to drag any conversation to a pet subject.

Normally children cartoons and their shows and theme parks.

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Re: I'd have to disagree...

I think one of my coworkers will get hearing loss.

From his WFH mechanical keyboard

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Re: humans are social creatures

I find people annoying, even some of my co workers, especially some of my co workers.

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Office work

That will be expensive, I needed a set of tyres early last year, it means I would have to replace them. Not quite worn out, nearly there,

One minute you're a peripheral maker chugging along nicely, the next the world can't seem to get enough of Logitech's kit

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Keyboard

My keyboard in one, nice action as well

Looking for something on which to spend all that bonus Bitcoin? How about The Hoff's very own KITT?

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The never ending KITT mountain

Jus how many has he had?

Was an Aussie RHD one recently.

At this rate the most common model Firebird will be a KITT replica

I know red not black but it is a car

Trump's gone quiet, Parler nuked, Twitter protest never happened: There's an eerie calm – but at what cost?

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Re: Trump is a massive c...

Time to lighten the mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y-Pc0cz-9o

Decades-old UK government papers show that they tried to roll out a 'Cab-E-Net' system in the '90s. It was crap

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Major, Portillo

Oh for MPs now of that quality.

Did anyone ever think they would be thinking that?

Pizza and beer night out the window, hours trying to sort issue, then a fresh pair of eyes says 'See, the problem is...'

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The value of not working all hours

I have seen the effects of huge hours on productivity over sensible hours.

Little difference in the end.

On those 12 hours days you pace yourself (go slower), you make more errors, you brain struggle near end.

Normal day plus two hours on a Saturday remote gets a lot more done.

Amazon turns Victorian industrialist with $2bn building project to house workers near new headquarters

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Re: Quite in Favour

Then there are the railway towns. Lots of decent accomodation for their workers. And jobs for life. Free health care pre NHS in fact was one of the thoughts behind it.

United States Congress stormed by violent followers of defeated president, Biden win confirmation halted

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Re: He still has the kill switch

More likely VTech or ELC

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Re: ...and where exactly do you live in the US?

Most except US I think.

Watt's next for batteries? It'll be more of the same, not longer life, because physics and chemistry are hard

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Re: For an expendable battery, such as a lead-acid battery

Mine cost me a lot and is already flat.

I need a better charger as it won't go over 12 yet the alternator goes up to 14. Won't even trickle.

Problem is cold start cycle runs for 15 minutes, 5 or 6 ECUs, heated windows, short trips.

Will need a decent charger as RACMAN will be getting fed up.

This product is terrible. Can you deliver it in 20 years’ time when it becomes popular?

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Re: Jinx

Super Beta - you had a 950?

I have some Mini Disc kit as well.

My first video camera plugged into a portable VCR of the same brand and even though the tube has worn out the portable still works and is next to my PC.

So JVC I can take the pee and state that my Sony portable and Sanyo HiFi deck still work!

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Re: Er ...

I went Beta too, was a dry spot for a few years then DVD took up the slack.

I remember getting a DVD player £100 off for £500.

I retired my Beta HiFi deck when freeview PVRs arrived.

Right-to-repair warriors seek broader DMCA exemptions to bypass digital locks on the stuff we own

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My PC is old

I am still using a PC built in 2009 (I think), with now 7 on it.

It cost me enough quad core CPU MB maxed with RAM and HDDs in the terabytes.

It works and was saved from scrap a couple of years ago by water cooling it.

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Re: US and walking

She should have arrested the barman for wasting Police time

Not one, not two, but a trio of hinges to potentially break in OPPO's bendy concept phone

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Re: Why?

And who tried to flip them open like Kirk as well?

Tim Cook 'killed' TV project about the one website Apple hates more than The Register

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Re: Tim Apple

Does he still do Lilly at all?

Can you still buy him off with a small cute dog?

British voyeur escapes US extradition over 770 cases of webcam malware

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Only pervy malware not killing

He hasn't killed any motorcyclists by driivng on wrong side of road.

We need to tell them all extraditions are off until they extradite a killer.