* Posts by J.G.Harston

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Only a CNUT would hold back the waves of the sharing economy

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Re: Repeated Typo!

"where the actual workers aren't employed"

Irrelevent. If Uber wants to operate as a dispatch service renting out its dispatch service to self-employed drivers, "renting a radio" in the old parlance, go ahead. If Uber wants to operate as a taxi fleet, employing drivers, go ahead. It could even do both. There's nothing stopping it, and there's nothing missing from current legislation to permit or control it.

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"All it does is offer the equivalent of phoning around for the nearest available and affordable minicab"

Exactly. It's Just Another remote booking service, exactly the same as all other remote booking private hire services that have been around since 1976 outside London, 1998 inside London.

Aircon biz fined $1.3m after boss set up attack websites slamming critical punters

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Wow. Corporate execution. Sets a precedent, trolling is now a capital crime.

Behind the curve: How not to be a technology laggard

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There's also what Fred Brooks called the Second System Effect. The second system you build is the one that falls to pieces trying to improve the first system too much, but from which you learn what not to do when building the next - working - system.

Crap - missed being first post by 2 seconds!

FATTIES have most SUCCESS with opposite SEX! Have some pies and SCORE

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Statistics

People around the population mean of body size are around the population mean of sexual partners shocker. Film at ten.

Oakland mayor fires warning letter to Uber: Welcome to our city. Now behave

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Uber needs to decide: is it a private hire fleet operator, or is it a radio control dispatcher? There's nothing to stop it being both, of course, but a private hire driver buying the services of a radio control dispatcher doesn't make that driver an employee of the dispatcher. In a way, it actually makes the dispatcher an employee of the driver.

And it's not the business of Uber to be doing background checks on "its" drivers, that's the job of the licensing authorities. Presentation of your private hire license to your fleet employee/dispatcher is a declaration that you have been background-checked - by the licensing authorities. However, if Uber fails to check that its drivers/its dispatch clients have a private hire license, then *that* is failure of duty, just as much as a dental practice failing to ask a new partner to see their DDS qualifications.

Uber is nothing special. They are Just Another Dispatch Service, or Just Another Fleet Operator. There are existing laws to protect the travelling public, those laws should^W must be enforced, not ignored, there is no need for new laws.

It's the white heat of the tech revolution, again!

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Re: Masturbatory self-aggrandizement

"Governments help by tilling the ground: property and contract law"

The UK government better make sure that foreign investors don't get to know that the UK government gives no truck to contract law, and tears up any contract it doesn't like, as it's doing right now with its contracts with doctors.

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Re: Corbyn's broader and more useful aims?

"repeal the Town and Country Planning Act 1947 and succesors and don't replace it with anything at all"

As long as building regulations control isn't repealed as well, and there is some sort of overview so that you don't get a ten-mile long road with houses filling both sides meaning it's impossible to develop the next bit of land out as there's nowhere to join on an access road.

Rolling with your argument about big one-off decisions vs small multiple decisions, building needs regulating (the building itself, not the permission to do so) as it's one of those big rare decisions. You can't say: oh this house fell apart around my ears, I'll not buy another house from this company next time.

Has the UK Uber crackdown begun? TfL opens consultation on private car biz

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Hackneys are under stricter control than private hire because hackneys ply for trade. You get whatever random cab happens to be going past you and sees you waving at them, or whichever random cab happens to be at the front of the rank. With private hire you go through a booking system, which records the booking, the driver, and the passenger, even if that booking system is a single sole trader.

Personally, I'd go over to the Hong Kong system where every taxi is both a private hire and a hackney.

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Re: Not quite

"As long as cabs continue to charge based on time + distance traveled instead of a fixed cost from A-Z"

In a licensing area where fares are regulated any taxi is prefectly at liberty to charge whatever the hell they want up to the regulated ceiling. In areas where fares are regulated, it's only ply-for-hire fares (ie black cabs) that are regulated, private hire fares are unregulated but usually use the ply-for-hire fares. Legally, private-hire fares, as they are pre-booked, are whatever is negotiated prior to contracting the booking.

If any taxi (hackney or private hire) wants to charge a fixed A-to-B fare there is absolutely NOTHING stopping them*. Go on. If you think that's your Unique Selling Position, put your money where your mouth is and go ahead and do it.

*Other than the hackney fare ceiling.

Uber's double Dutch moment: Cops raid offices a second time

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It's irrelevent if it's a private car or not, if the juristiction has laws that state that a vehicle-for-hire must be licensed, and the driver driving it must be licensed, then they must be licensed. The Rule Of Law is founded on you NOT being able to pick and chose what laws you obey. Go ahead, get a license and charge less than other taxis, if that's your Unique Product then customers will come flocking to you. But if you are wanting to carry members of the public, then you shall f****g well comply with the laws that are their to protect those memebrs of the public.

And, yes, I'm fully in favour of civil disobedience to protest against laws that you believe should not exist, but the whole point of civil disobedience us that going to prison is a part of the breaking the perceived unjust law.

Web ad tried to make my iPhone spaff a premium-rate text, says snapper

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This has been around ever since mailto:recipient?subject=subject%20line&body=message%20body

Find shaving a chore? Why not BLAST your BEARD off with a RAYGUN

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Re: No No its already been done

I think I've seen that.

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How often do you need to use it? If it's not a whole magnitude of less needed (ie, getting towards only needing it once a month) I'm not interested. I hate having the mess that is a beard, but I also hate the hassle of getting rid of it. Invent a once-a-month treatment and I'm signing up.

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"its razor is powered by a small laser"

So it's not a razor, then. It's a shaver. A laser-powered shaver, but still a shaver. A razor is a piece of planar material that cuts through something.

Will IT support please come to the ward immediately. Weeeee have a tricky problem

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"just prior to the millennium"

Which millennium? This one? The last one? The next one? That's like saying "just prior to the week". Which week?

VW’s case of NOxious emissions: a tale of SMOKE and MIRRORS?

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Re: So..

What UK road fund licence (road tax)? There hasn't been a road fund license/road tax in the UK since 1935.

VW: Just the tip of the pollution iceberg. Who's to blame? Hippies

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Re: If Buy'n'Large made cars

"owning over a million subsidiaries and government departments...."

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Re: Thanks a lot, hippies.

They set fire to some oily rags under the engine and fuel tank to get the derv running?

The BBC's Space: A short history of 21st Century indoor relief

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Night Watch

Wow, I didn't realise Night Watch was so big - life size!

Happy birthday to you, the ruling was true, no charge for this headline, 'coz the copyright's screwed

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Learn how to form an adjective from a verb, why don't you

wait***ING*** staff

Mobile phones are the greatest poverty-reducing tech EVER

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Re: BillG vs Zuckerberg

"Basic infrastructure is important."

Perzactly! Sanitation (clean water, removal of wastes) so people stay alive, and communications (it was roads for us 400 years ago, phones now for Africa) so people can trade.

UK.gov creates £500K fund to help universities teach cyber skills

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Re: Universities can't do training, they just do "Education"

Exactly. Almost all employers demands that you already have the skills that are acquired from working for that employer before that employer is prepared to employ you.

E: So, what experience do you have in programming micromedical monitoring software?

A: I've got a first in software engineering and did twelve months' placement writing automotive monitoring and management systems software.

E: So, you have *no* commercial experience in micromedical monitoring software? **** off.

Get that OFF dot-com, hysterical France screeches at Google

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Madness

Whitakker's Books In Print once listed one of my publications as being about Whitley Bay instead of Whitby. I ***DEMAND*** that Whittakers go out there and destroy every single copy of that erroneous "link" to my publication!!!!! (foams at mouth)

You want the poor to have more money? Well, doh! Splash the cash

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Re: National Insurance and "Reallocation"

"When I'm unemployed I'm not taking your tax money, I'm getting money back from my Insurance payments"

Semantically, that's correct, and your entitlement is based on the NI contributions you've paid, but in reality, the tax and NI you pay today pays today's claimants, your claims are paid by the people paying tax and NI when you're claiming. There's no pot that your NI goes into where it sits for years'n'years until you draw it out. It's all a pyramid scheme. If the government could be held to account like any other financial services provider, they'd have been smashed to pieces for fraudulant accounting practices decades ago.

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Re: Why can't benefit claimants work for the government?

"If your not working but could work, then your a drain on society!"

Yeah, my dad can work, steal his pension off him and force him to cut grass for the council.

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"the government becomes a co-op, using its muscle in the market to secure very favourable deals for electricity, gas and housing,"

Before 1948 most local councils ran electricity, gas and water companies, able to keep consumer costs down and roll out some of the fastest and deepest service provision in history. Then what happened? The most socialist government in history stole them all without recompense. 40 years later another government learned from this and stole municipal transport and housing.

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"people have to pay for higher incomes for the poor... we don't think that their willingness is all that great"

Yeah, the shop staff in Aldi should be paid more! What, you mean I'll have to pay more for my milk? Bugger that!

Universal Income has a problem getting past the Daily Mail purple retired Colonels.

"it's going to take rather more than that 2lbs of bread to get me out the door of a winter's morning"

What, how **DARE** the workers not actually work???? Don't they realise that's their entire purpose in life?????

A universal income?? Giving slackers money for nothing??? How ***DARE*** people have enough money to be able to not work???? We must force everybody to work, make it illegal to have enough money to not work, make it illegal to pay anybody more than enough to keep them alive just for that day's work, make it illegal to have savings and pensionsl!!! (brain explodes)

I can't quite live on £130 a week. I could if I got rid of all the expenses I have that I incure by attempting to get paid employment, but that's sort-of the point, isn't it. It's enough to let you just tick over and not starve, and if you have any aspirations to more than that you can choose to seek somebody willing to pay you for something.

Commenting on the post upthread about a single person easily living on £15k/£6.5k/whatever, but not somebody with extra mouths to feed, I thought the whole point of a universal income was that it would be universal - so those extra mouths would have their own universal income to pay to feed them.

Global warming stopped in 1998? No it didn't. If you say that, you're going to prison

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All natural processes fluctuate unpredictably, super-complex ones like day-to-day weather and long-term climate even more so. *NOT* having hiatuseses would be strange.

We are the Knights who code Ni!

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This strikes me as another attempt at: oh no! people who find programming hard find programming is hard! instead of accepting that some people just can't do some tasks, we'll build a dumbed-down programming language.

Confession: I was a teenage computer virus writer

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Not a virus...

but an unkillable process: main() { for (;;) fork(); }

Still use it to thrash test my PDP11 emulator.

Jeremy Corbyn wins Labour leadership election

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Re: PR

Alternative Vote isn't Single Transferable Vote and isn't Proportional Representation, so how can you compare a vote on AV with opinions on STV?

Sign of the telly times: HDR shines, UHD Blu-ray slides at IFA

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Whenever I see these huge things my only thought is: where on earth do you fit it into your living room?

'A word processor so simple my PA could use it': Joyce turns 30

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"but the Hitachi 3-inch units used the same, simpler bus as proper 5.25-inch drives"

yer wot? 3.5" drives use the same interface as 5.25" drives as well. Every computer I've had I've been able to whip out the 5.25" drive and plug a 3.5" drive straight in.

The internet's Middle East problem: Who is going to do something about Whois?

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Schleswig-Holstein Question

What exactly *IS* the WhoIs Problem?

Manchester fuzz 'truly sorry' for 'accidentally' hacking phone of whistleblower cop's girlf

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Lost hyphens

Counter Corruption Unit - they go around corrupting shop counters? And do they extend their remit to kitchen worktops as well?

Well, what d'you know: Raising e-book prices doesn't raise sales

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"... import tariffs to artificially raise prices..."

If the policy outcome wanted from putting import tariffs on something is to reduce the amount of it pruchased via the higher prices, then that's a success. I thought throughout history most import tariffs were just that - trying to reduce people's purchasing, the revenue raised being a side effect.

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Re: It's really simple

"The problem is that books (and movies and games, and most other leisure activities) are only partly fungible."

Demonstrated most clearly by my childhood where adults/parents thought "television" was entirely fungible. For instance, I only ever got to watch The WIzard Of Oz the whole way through when I was about 25, as every Christmas it was on as a child, parents would drag us off partway through for meals or something, with comments such as "you can watch television later". Yeah, but I can't watch *this* *programme* later.

So Quantitative Easing in the eurozone is working, then?

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I like Tim's articles because he's essentially approaching economics as an engineer, and this is essentially an engineering site. He sees things and points out: hold on, it works like this because of the underpinning maths; where other people say, no it will work like this because pink bunnies!

Want your kids to learn coding? Train the darn teachers first

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Re: Cameron and Tories: Do this, do that, no money for you.

That appears to also have impacted on your ability to spell.

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left hand, right hand

And yet, when I reply to targetted emails from DoE saying "we want *YOU* to enter the teaching profession", and apply for teacher training, I get turned down. When I see the vacancies still there in Clearing and apply again, I am again turned down.

If they want more teachers, stop turning away the b****y applicants, especially the ones you specifically target to try and get into teaching.

West's only rare earth mine closes. Yet Chinese monopoly fears are baseless

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Tell it to Microsoft, they haven't noticed.

Ok, who else can I buy Windows from?

Earth wobbles on axis as Google rebrands

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So, they've swapped Times for Ariel

yawn.

Well, actually, with more use of small-screen devices, non-serifed less-rounded fonts are easier to read. A couple of years back the Beeb de-italicised their logo as upright lettering is crisper on the more common smaller displays people are using.

Edit: just noticed somebody else posted exactly the same point while I was typing.

Turn-by-turn directions coming to Ordnance Survey Maps

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Re: too little too late

here you go

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Re: too little too late

But Google and OS are in two completely different map markets. Google Maps are absolutely utterly f***g useless for anything other than route planning. 95% of the useful information on an OS map is absent from a Google map. Google maps don't even have something a fundamental as f****g grid lines. lat/long or NG, don't care which.

The Raspberry Pi is succeeding in ways its makers almost imagined

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Re: Rant

I learned to type when I was eight, fourty-mumble years ago.

So, was it really the Commies that caused the early 20th Century inequality collapse?

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Re: Post-war 90/10 story

Have an upvote. All through the article I was thinking: the post-WW2 boom was because we'd all bombed ourselves halfway into the stone age and had to rebuild all the infrastructure. People forget that 70% of 1945-1965 was a under a Conservative government. Hardly hard-on socialism.

Google robo-car suffers brain freeze after seeing hipster cyclist

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Re: billium

I do about ten times more mileage in my car than my bike, so ok, reduce that down to 0.225p.

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Re: billium

Nobody (in the UK) pays road tax. Car owners pay *CAR* tax.

"Bicycles damage roads, they should pay tax".

Ok, how? **CAR** tax is calculated on the vehicle emissions. So, bicycle=zero emissions=zero tax.

Wah Wah! bicyles wear the road just as cars do!!! Wah!!!

Ok. Road wear is proportional to the cube of the rolling weight of the vehicle. My bicycle with me on it weighs 80kg. My car weighs 1600kg. 1600/80 is 20. The cube of 20 is 8000. So, my wear-on-the-road bicycle tax should be 1/8000th of the £180 vehicle tax my car is liable for. 2.25p TWO AND A QUARTER FUKCING PENCE. Now, who do I send the cheque to?

Brussels taxi union to disrupt the disruptors over Uber service

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Re: Are you insured

"When I last took an Uber and asked the driver if he had hire and reward insurance (you know the same as every other mini-cab driver needs) he said he didn't need it Uber Covered him."

Sorry, that's not how the law works. You can't chose whether to comply with the law or not, and you can't contract to not comply with the law.