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Five years after quitting a job, developer’s former boss asked for rapid tech support

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Re: I thought you'd do this for free, as a favour

Ditto. I had a Freedom Of Information request for "everything". I replied that I had almost ten years of documents, to go through them to decide which were relevant to the request and provide them I estimated would take XX hundred hours, shall I be billing for £16,500? The request was withdrawn.

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Re: Well done

Yeah. When I was doing software installation for part of the NHS, I would get people on site demanding I insttruct them on how to use the patient record and prescribing system. If I knew that, don't you think I'd be a clinicain, not an IT monkey???? I just deliver the piano, I can't play the damn thing.

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Re: You need to plan for this

What if they don't have a laptop?

IT boss left root session open for bring-your-kid-to-work day

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Re: Groups!

My second-ish real-ish job I turned up for the first day, and, yep, was told that everybody logs in a 'root'. This was in a company doing data support for the **** **** stock exchange.

Edit: Doing a quick gurgle, and amazingly the company is still around 36 years later!

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Re: Even back then we locked our serial terminals

You used portrait displays? I've seen some of those in a museam. We used much easier-to-use and cheaper 80x24 displays.

Dev who gave HashiCorp its name returns with a faster terminal multiplexer

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<jazz hands> BLOCK CHAIN! </jazz hands>

Headteacher had the most guessable username-password combo you could imagine

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"blah blah list of recommendations...."

and WTF is does the headteacher have Admin access to the whole system??????

Manager showed off his DOS prowess – with a command that wiped data

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Re: Anyone remember XTreePro?

How do you put one weekend in a queue? That's a dot not a queue.

Astronomers spot exomoon candidate that's almost as massive as Jupiter

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Wasn't The Integral Trees set in a system like this?

OpenAI admits it was the source of the agent swarm that attacked Hugging Face

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Why the HELL were they testing this stuff on a system with an internet connection?

Tech support chap told angry customer to think inside the box – and solved the problem

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Re: Read things myself? Never!

No such thing as a plug socket. There are plugs, and there are sockets. Do you have a penis vagina?

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Re: Too many to mention them all....

Functionality is being killed by Design. Every time my neighbour asks me to do something with her PC I am stumped trying to find the power button invisibly moulded into the decorative surround. It's the same with her TV. Not only that, but what should be a rocker switch is actually something that bounces back, so when you look at it it is screaming that it's already turned on.

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I remember an early Judge Dredd story.

* THIS CAR WON'T WORK! It worked when I bought it yesterday!

* Have you put any fuel in it?

Kick your mouse out of the house with this AI-assisted keyboard utility

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Small

"needing around 40 MB of hard drive space, and using around 200 MB of memory"

What demented defintion of "small" is being used here?

" (there's no right click mapped by default but you can configure one). "

Err..... that already exists, the "Menu" key between the right Windows key and the right Ctrl key.

"There are also keyboard shortcuts for switching windows."

That also already exists. Alt-Tab

Is a wheel included?

"still need to release a few features for Windows,” he explained. Those features include window dragging and text highlighting by selecting two different hints, triggering whatever text editor is being used to highlight whatever’s between them."

THAT.

ALREADY.

EXISTS!!!!!!!!!

YEAH GLODS!

RISC-V firmware project wants every board booting from the same hymn sheet

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"When the machine starts, the firmware would .... offer the option to enter a setup program... hand over to boot...."

That doesn't sound like a BIOS, that sounds like a startup menu system.

C programmers commit fresh crimes against readability

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it was had just been

Cat on the keyboard again?

Hackers shoveled snow for company, were rewarded with network admin access

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Re: Interesting

I had a week working on one site where the escort was armed. :D

How dare you stop data loss – that's not your job!

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Re: Same kind of experience

When I do my backups, I afterwards physically unplug the master drive and boot from the backup drive and spend some time "exploring" to confirm what's there.

I then unplug the backup drive, write the date on it, put it in my backup bookcase, and plug the master drive back in.

As another UK prime minister bites the dust, a contradictory tech legacy remains

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"perhaps not taxing Amazon and friends might contribute to stagnant wages..."

So, send the gunboats to Seattle and bombard the city until Amazon hands over piles of money? What is it about today's political discourse that people wet their pants demanding a return to the 19th century?

Users claimed they'd never seen a spell checker and panicked at the sight of red squiggles

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Re: The Kids Are Not Alright

Kelvin grams? Oooo, thermal capacity!

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Re: The Kids Are Not Alright

Hashtag is, well duh, a hash AND a tag. It's there in the word. # can't be a hashtag as there's no tag. If # was a hashtag then #hello would be a hashtagtag.

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Re: Mouse working in reverse mode

This always puzzles me. How on earth does the crippling pain from their shoulder, elbow, wrist and fingers not somehow tell them they've got the mouse the wrong way around?

Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet

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Have /you/ ever tried manipulating architectural building plans on a 9" screen?

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Re: Whoops wrong size

We had that at one place I worked at. Why does the architect's department want such expensive computer kit? They can get the same office admin stuff as everybody else.

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Errr.... that *IS* how you measure a device with a display screen.

Home Office ditches legacy asylum database, keeps the spreadsheets

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Re: Excel spreadsheets

Don't know, can't remember.

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Re: Who cares? The government certainly doesn't!

39,000 people arrived by small boat in the year ending March 2026,

Over a million people were let in legally... LOOK OVER THERE!!! SMALL BOATS!!!!

Listen up, England. The Health Secretary is going to be data controller for everyone's Single Patient Record

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Re: why only one?

GPs are already data controllers for their patients' data through their clinical systems SystemOne, EMIS, MedicTech, thingy wotsit. This is a solved problem. The government is just stomping over with their big boots and creating a problem out of their own incompetance.

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Re: HMRC and Companies House

All of it currently CAN be done via simple web forms, I've done my tax returns that way for over 15 years. Takes less time than it takes to make a cup of tea - but that's because I've spent ten minutes each month getting the appropriate data ready in my spreadsheet.

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As others have said: NOOOOOOOoooooo.......!!!!! Single point of failure.

Plus, we already have distributed remotely accessible electronic patient records, privately supplied to GP practices by such as EMIS, SystmOne, Focus, MediTech, others I can't remember. The only failure point is the NHS - ie, hospitals - haven't had to boot put in hard enough to force them to sign up to something. Remember, GPs are *NOT* part of the NHS, they are *FUNDED* by the NHS, and so for decades they have been on the ball with this stuff through individual decision making, instead of The Government imposing some One Record System To Bind Them All. EMIS is Egton Medical Information System written by a couple of doctors at Egton GP Practice, originally on BBC Computers. In the 40+ years since the NHS has failed to do anything even as basic.

Marketing demanded IT add website feature that was already working

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Re: BTW

""I've been reading far less of El Reg since the change"

So has everyone else, judging by the lack of comments"

Possibly because the Comments button has vanished. I've onyl managed this by using somebody else's computer.

Mars rover hits rocky snag with power tool

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You put your foot on the piece of stuck masonry and trigger the drill. :)

HP stuffed a PC into a keyboard. We took it for a spin

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Additionally, people often forget that one of the biggest advantages of a not-a-laptop is the keyboard isn't glued to the damn screen, and can be moved independantly, so BOTH are an an appropriate distance. My hands are not glued to my face, my keyboard should not be glued to my screen.

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My perpetual cry: if they're going to do this, can they PLEASE at least put it inside a decent keyboard, one with proper chunky keycaps and proper travel.

Job's a good 'un: Bank of England tech project wins watchdog praise

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Re: Hah......Ten Years....And No Mention Of "Agile"....

If having project requirements is a problem, then how on earth do you specify what the project is supposed to do?

"We want a funds transfer reconciliation system"

"Bolleaux to those requirements, I've written you a video editing package"

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It's notable that GP Practices - that are *not* part of the NHS, but are merely *paid* by the NHS - have had this solved for decades through private sector provision of open market clinical systems, rather than throwing piles of money and years of work into one huge unified tottering ediface.

Hope your holiday was horrid: You botched the last thing you did before leaving

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hoooo liiii daaayyyy? Sorry, I don't understand that word.

User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

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Re: 1/60 sec...

And to electronics/radio engineers, the speed of light is *exactly* 300,000,000 m/s. :)

PowerPoint punishment sent users into an infinite loop after lunch

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In the same office I mentioned in another comment, I go so fed up with the stapler vanishing, that when I recovered it I drilled a hole through the base and screwed it to the table.

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I once (well, many times over an extended period) worked in a shared office with 30 of us sharing three PC. If somebody was away from a desk, it was Ctrl-Alt-Delete -> Reboot, log on, start working.

Age checks could turn internet into an ID checkpoint, complains Proton CEO

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Re: He understated the problem

UK 2050: 56-year-old buying cigarettes for the dodgy-looking 54-year-olds hanging around outside the shop.

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Re: It's worse than that.

To be consistant, they'd would have to impose exactly the same checks before you're allowed to buy The Guardian or the Telegraph.

Support tech caught by 'Technician Aura': the bug that only hides when you're watching

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Re: Can't monitor something without changing it

I get that here. I live opposite the exchange, so my feed is actually direct from the exchange, under the road, through a conduit that fills with water when it rains.

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******ing portable/mobile phones. If I sent a three-legged wooden horse galloping through nearby electronic equipment with my amateur radio, I'd have the licensing authorites down on top of me like a huge pile of building material stripping my license from me. Yet ******ing phone companies get away scott free.

Fewer than 3 in 10 register for HMRC's Making Tax Digital shake-up

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Re: So out of touch...

The same people who decided on Subscriber Trunk Dialling.....

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Re: A single format for all.

Or even just specify the CSV field formats to let you upload the required data that I can add a line to my EXISTING spreadsheets to export?

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Re: Requirements?

I did that with the 2021 census. I objected to the US company HMG had employed, but I am a strong supporter of censuses (family history nerd) so filled in the form on paper with my best non-machine-readable cursive forcing them to eat into their fixed-price profits employing humans to read my writing. :)

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Re: It's more work, more expense, marginal benefits at best

Who the *HELL* do HMRC think will be doing their accounts on a ****** smartphone!??!!!??

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Re: It's more work, more expense, marginal benefits at best

Turning a once-per-year job where you have nine months to get around to doing it into four quarterly jobs that each must be done within three weeks.... plus the annual job.

I often don't get the banking or other accounts up to the end of the previous month until two or three weeks into the next month, I can *NEVER* do accounts up to the end of the previous month. It's 11th April today. The latest my current financial records run to is 22nd March. I *CANNOT* start last year's accounts until June. (I usually do them in July.)

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Re: MTD = Making tax difficult

I already "do tax" digitally. I have an annual spreadsheet, with boxes on one page with the numbers I need to type into the HMRC website. Nothing more is needed.

Having to do quarterly returns won't "save me time", it will add to my workload, and rush me. Instead of nine months to get around to doing my annual return, I have three weeks to get a quarterly return in.

The only "digital tax software" I need is Excel. I made an effort to try and track down how I can just upload the needed details, but everything funnels me into "sign up to our free stuff, give us your bank account details and...." Sorry? Bank account details? **** OFF! Luckily I'll have paid my mortgage off in a couple of years and will be able to afford to stop doing paid work, so this will just result in me being forced out of the employment market - in the middle of screams from employers screaming that they can't find any staff.