Posts by Wun Hung Lo

Doctor Who fans name best episode ever

The Girl in the Fireplace

has to be one of the best IMHO, and I'm an old fart who's been watching since the Patrick Troughton days. I too am surprised that it's not in the top 10.

James Martin apologises for cyclist outrage

Hah!

Wait until the government introduces a driving test, road tax, mandatory insurance and an annual MOT for bikes; that'll cause uproar!

As for me, I'll laugh everywhere I go in my large, environmentally-unfriendly car.

Paris because she's a bike.

Bank of America demands thumbprint from armless bloke

Evil bank

I'm sure the poor bloke was quite 'armless.

Stop pushing, I'm going...

Apple and Snow Leopard take-downs - just say no

Apparently, one should insert a title

I would have thought Apple's lawyers would be Dewey Fleeceham and Howe. The name fits.

The one with the iPhone in the pocket please...

IT grad sues school over failed job hunt

Waaaaaa!!!

In my day we came out of uni and worked for a pittance as a trainee operator or programmer for a year. No doubt this little madam wants the college to find her a senior role despite her having no experience whatsoever?

Next!

Boffins boil down witch-repelling brew

No title required

I think someone's taking the piss.

No coat needed, it's turning warmer.

Gordon 'to sacky' Wacky Jacqui

Hooray!

God be praised!

Shifty study proclaims Brits a nation of freetards

Title goes here

Ho-hum. Just the crock of shit we would expect from a government advisory board. I'll let the other 6,999,999 explain why.

Paris, because more than 7m have downloaded her movie.

Microsoft teams up with US gov on double 'ard XP

Oo-er

Frankly, the thought that the US military are using Windoze for anything that requires extra security gives me the creeps.

Car-prang secretary bites off boss's todger

Title goes here

So there was a loud scream from the woman? What about the man FFS? Didn't he yell too?

Paris, because she'd watch out for reversing vans.

Swedish woman charged over 'stun gun castration attempt'

May I be the first to say...

...that castrating someone with a stun gun sounds like a load of bollocks.

OK, I'm going, don't push.

BMW driver follows satnav to edge of cliff

Dork

If he'd failed to stop he'd be a front-runner for the next round of Darwin Awards.

LibDems want gov action on killer lorries of death

Under and over...

Being lucky enough to live in the ancient town of Stamford in Lincolnshire, I see foreign-registered HGVs crossing our architectural gem of a bridge over the River Welland every day. They are taking a sat-nav generated route to the A1. The weight restriction on this bridge is 7.5 tonnes, and it's only a matter of time before two of these twats cross the bridge together and the whole lot will collapse into the river.

Microsoft claims Firefox- and Chrome-whopping IE8 speeds

Hmm...

I downloaded a recent beta release of IE8, and it was so slow as to be almost unusable and way slower than all the other mainstream browsers.

They must have a new definition of "faster".

North East to get £30m e-vehicle re-charge network

@goggyturk

Don't worry. They'll find a way to tax our bollox off for the 'leccy.