* Posts by Captain Hogwash

1141 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Feb 2009

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Techie labelled 'disgusting filth merchant' by disgusting hypocrite

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Re: "The caller had paid the bill, but wasn't happy."

Ah such fond memories. In the UK in the 1980s and early 1990s Channel 4 used to show Peter Greenaway films quite frequently. Also it showed many other films from Europe and beyond which were seen as somewhat outside the mainstream. Today Channel 4 is a case study in enshittification.

Dutch consumer groups sue Google over its entire business model

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Re: Illness

I've never seen that.

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Re: Illness

I've seen the Coutts ones too. No idea why. At my house everything is subject to regulation by Pi-Hole and phones go over VPN, whereas at my SO's everything is slurped by whoever wants to. We also see the Coutts ads at her place so it's either based entirely on the shows we watch or they're shown to everybody.

If you like to play along with the illusion of privacy, smart devices are a dumb idea

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Re: please forgive my lack of knowledge...

That's why they go on their own subnet.

In reality, as others have said, sniffing your comms data is likely to involve criminality so probably doesn't happen. What is more likely is that they will map out your network and send back details of whatever other devices they find. I'm pretty sure I read about Facebook doing this some time back.

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Or maybe...

Your account was logged in to a device identified as spending some time at the same location as the origin of numerous searches for obscure century old bit of equipment.

Sounds a lot simpler.

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Similarly

All this stuff is initially provisioned via the app with fake credentials entered and goes on it's own subnet.

After provisioning it is denied internet access.

As Paul Hibbert would say... HOME ASSISTANT! HOME ASSISTANT!

So you want to save energy? Ditch web apps and go native, boffins say

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Re: web devs being incentivized to reduce bandwidth usage

Web apps not having access to as many slurpable parts of the phone sounds more like it.

Not call: Open source gurus urge you to dump Zoom

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Re: I'm sorry, I just can't dump Zoom.

I'd add that a telephone call is no more private than a Zoom meeting.

Norway to hit Meta with fines over Facebook user privacy from next week

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Re: Less than 1%

Even if they remain small they could be significant in aggregate once countries follow the Norwegian example.

Google's next big idea for browser security looks like another freedom grab to some

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I think we could get them to brush their tongues

It's about driving everyone to Chrome and forcing them to log in with a Google account.

1 in 4 Brits are playing with generative AI, and some take its word as gospel

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I gave it...

characters, motivations, location & props. Yet it couldn't write an imaginative story. It came up with something an average human might have written. I was quite impressed with the language processing but it's clearly not going to "take over" any more than Dave the plumber or Jill the checkout girl are going to.

After Meta hands over DMs, mom pleads guilty to giving daughter abortion pills

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Re: I'm sure some will suggest it is her fault for using Facebook Messenger to communicate

Have you confused P2P and E2EE?

Meta's data-hungry Threads skips over EU but lands in Britain

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Re: the natural party of government

Please use quotes. It's not good to propagate the lie.

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Re: "Other Data"

Anything they think of later.

Oh, great. Yet another tech billionaire thinks he can get microblogging right

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Re: personal details aren't that precious

Until aggregated in databases and demanded by governments intent on silencing opposition.

Inclusive Naming Initiative limps towards release of dangerous digital dictionary

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Heard this before somewhere

It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.

Another redesign on the cards for iPhone as EU rules call for removable batteries

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Re: UK specific model?

I had an S5 and there's no way I'd trust the IP rating on it.

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Re: UK specific model?

They'll design phones with snap on backs and glue them shut for all destinations except EU countries.

Thus continuing to use IP ratings as a selling point for non-EU countries.

Hopefully the UK will see a thriving grey market in EU specification devices.

Gen Z and Millennials don't know what their colleagues are talking about half the time

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Those numbers...

would be similar if this had been done 20 or 30 years ago. We all had to learn it and the young team shouldn't expect it to be any different for them. Unless of course the global management caste have some sort of epiphany regarding the soul destroying nature of the way it uses words.

Eta Aquariid meteor shower peaks this weekend, and will be one for the ages

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Re: wait around for October's Orionids

Perseids in August are usually better.

Shocks from a hairy jumper crashed a PC, but the boss wouldn't believe it

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Re: "Hairy jumper"

Not in rhotic Bristol it isn't!

Brits start 'em young with 20% of tots 'owning' a smartphone

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I agree. What the piles of skulls in Cambodia and the discovery of the body of Lesley Whittle did to my prepubescent mind is quite literally the stuff of nightmares.

It's time to reveal all recommendation algorithms – by law if necessary

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Re: Too little grist for the mill?

I think you're right. I have no Youtube/Google account and actively resist data collection generally. This means the Youtube algorithm probably has only the VPN provided IP address and current session history on which to base any recommendations. This can produce odd results at the start of a session but recommendations tend towards similar subjects as the session goes on.

China crisis is a TikToking time bomb

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"get a warrant or go swivel"

A mere formality, causing a short delay.

Bing AI feels like ChatGPT stuffed into a suit – not the future

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Headmaster

NüBing

NeuBing surely?

Meta confirms decentralized Twitter rival in the works

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Meh

Re: the app may well interoperate with Mastodon

Yes, in the same way that WhatsApp interoperates with XMPP.

Once AI can create endless viral videos, good luck switching off social media

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Big Brother

Pornosec...

is basically what this article is talking about.

Signal says it'll shut down in UK if Online Safety Bill approved

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Re: You know ...

I'm Chomsky's nose.

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Re: Stop operating?

Signal will refuse to comply with UK government demands and then UK ISPs will be forced to block Signal traffic.

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Re: Will this cover

>I wonder what messaging app MPs will be using

A while ago Tory bosses told them to switch from WhatsApp to Signal. I read that on several reputable news websites so it's probably true.

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It sounds as though anyone using an android device with a custom ROM will be criminalised. Does the UK government even know what a custom ROM is?

UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics

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Or farthings.

If you have a fan, and want this company to stay in business, bring it to IT now

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Re: Freezing in a heat wave

This has always been my experience of office building aircon.

Take the blue pill: Keanu Reeves has had enough of AI baloney

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Re: AI can't replace any creative work worth preserving

Yet. And if the kids don't care what's real and are only subjected to AI generated guff then I don't suppose it matters. I'd say Keanu is pretty much bang on.

Apple complains UK watchdog wants to make iOS a 'clone' of Android

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Re: Apple

Dunkerton's Black Fox, Henney's Frome Valley or Malvern Gold for me.

McDonald's pulls plug on Wi-Fi, starts playing classical music to soothe yobs

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Error

Error

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Re: unruly Beethoven enthusiasts

Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise silverflamed, and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again crunched like candy thunder. Oh, it was wonder of wonders. And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now, came the violin solo above all the other strings, and those strings were like a cage of silk round my bed. Then flute and oboe bored, like worms of like platinum, into the thick thick toffee gold and silver. I was in such bliss, my brothers.

It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system

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Pint

That explains...

why, when once at an American bar, my request for a pint was greeted with "a large pint or a small pint?"

UK Online Safety law threatens Big Tech bosses with jail

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Re: Non-digital age tokens (similar to alcohol retail model)

>Political and dictatorial censorship will be hard to justify by the goal of "protecting children".

That's why it will never happen.

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Worth reading

https://neilzone.co.uk/2023/01/online-safety-bill-and-individuals-volunteers-and-community-groups

In praise of MIDI, tech's hidden gift to humanity

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Re: Nice to have.

Thank you. Most illuminating.

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Re: Nice to have.

I vaguely remember a TV space opera series called Babylon 5 which I think used Amigas for space scene graphics.

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Re: Nice to have.

I and many others bought an ST specifically for this purpose.

BBC is still struggling with the digital switch, says watchdog

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Re: they still pay Sky to broadcast their TV channels for FREE

They don't. They pay Sky to list BBC channels in the Sky EPG.

New research aims to analyze how widespread COBOL is

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Re: it lives!

I'm a C++ guy. I don't like verbiage.

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Re: it lives!

Equally unpleasant though.

Voice assistants failed because they serve their makers more than they help users

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Re: "... they serve their makers more than they help users"

For "late" read "latest".

Musk's Hotel California erected at Twitter HQ, as some offices converted into bedrooms

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Unhappy

Re: "naiive fools"

I am just discovering this for myself.

Someone has to say it: Voice assistants are not doing it for big tech

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Obligatory

https://xkcd.com/1807/

Why I love my Chromebook: Reason 1, it's a Linux desktop

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Re: Security

Before step (a) maybe try LineageOS for MicroG or another custom ROM image which includes MicroG.

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