* Posts by Tom Chiverton

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MPAA copyright punch up knocks out TorrentSpy

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search rank

"it seems to be one of the few torrent search engines who ranked results by relevance + seeds, so you always got a torrent worth using, rather than 400+ results with 1 good torrent at the bottom!"

You can sort TPB results by clicking the headers.

Blu-ray 'to bloom', now HD DVD's dead

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Why would I buy a new player

Why would I buy a new player when my 1080p LG upscales the content from my years old DVD player (still uses SCART for heavens sake !) fine ?

The studios wouldn't have a Cunning Plan to stop selling DVDs would they, to force people to upgrade ? Because that worked so well for Vista (and LPs, come to think of it !)...

EU marks Visa's cards for anti-trust probe

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Oh, *visa*

I read that as *vista* the first two times. Chance would be a fine thing.

Attackers hose down Microsoft's Jet DB Engine

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Right...

'customers should never automatically open a .mdb file “received unexpectedly”'

Right, except, users are stupid.

Call it 'open for free hot pron' or 'click here for your competitors details' and watch what happens.

'New corporate screen saver' used to work well too in certain segments.

Just fix the damn bug, stupid.

Yahoo! cuddles Google's bastard grid-child

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Speed bump

"With Webmap, we can do this 33 per cent faster on the same hardware."

Never mind, MicroSoft will port it to .Net when they buy Yahoo and make it slower again.

BBC iPlayer for iPhone and iPod Touch is iGo

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free ?!?

"here'll be free access across thousands of public locations too"

And, of course, they can't check if those are TV license payers.

So they'll have to get the government to levy a tax on all iPods 'just in case'...

'Boil a frog' ID card rollout to continue until 2012

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@Aram

"Do any politicians read El Reg"

Make you local MP do so by writing them a letter !

Mention no2id.net too, can't hurt.

Silverlight 2.0 data and web services explained

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AMF

"Silverlight at a disadvantage to Flash for downloading large amounts of data, since Flash can use Adobe's efficient ActionScript Message Format"

AMF3 is an open and documented format, MS could use it they wanted too... but then they'd not be locking you to the expensive .Net tool sets...

How Phorm plans to tap your internet connection

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J. H. C.

"inserting the session cookie from 3(i) along with a few resources located on the dns.sysip.net domain (actually an iframe and a javascript file)"

So not content with stealing all my web traffic, they're also going to *mangle* the web page in some sort of unpredictable way ?!?

I am so glad my ISP, Zen, have done the decent thing and promised to have nothing to do with them.

Terminator Salvation is go for May 2009 release

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How on earth could the T1000 be sent back in time

How on earth could the T1000 be sent back in time ?

Upgraded transport :-)

Minister defends National ID Register security

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Oh dear oh dear oh dear

"We're required under current EU law to have an ID cards"

No, we're not. And even if we *were* there's no requirement for them to be linked to your bank account, land title deads etc. etc.

From the article:

"National Identity Register will have very limited access, stringent security and no risk of 'discs flying around', MPs have been told."

Err, didn't they say that they sell access to anyone ?

"fewer than 100 people will have access to the National Identity Database"

That's a lie then, at a guess ?

"In rare cases the security services will be able to access the database, but not the NHS"

So the whole 'id cards help you get treated in hospital' spin is buggered then, as they'll now just look your name up on the NHS Spine from your credit card ?

What a even more expensive and silly exercise this is turning into.

Maybe it's time you all joined your local http://no2id.net group...

Microsoft and Adobe jockey on rich applications

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Cant speak for Silverlight

neither can I, because it wont run on my Linux machines.

Unlike Adobe's tool...

US cruiser nails crippled spy-sat on first shot

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one time

'intercept mission was a "one time event'

They've still for 2 'spare' converted missiles though...

Microsoft releases latest XP SP3 build

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'upgrade'

"Will XP's official retirement encourage conservative corporates to mosey over to XP's successor, the much-lauded Vista? No, but they will upgrade in due course."

I have already upgraded from Windows XP. But not to anything Microsoft produced...

BBC mulls dropping Flash as iPlayer meets iPhone

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EDGE ?

"iPlayer availability on the iPhone will be via Wi-Fi only as O2's EDGE data network is too slow"

What about all the other phone networks ? The iPhone works on them fine, doesn't it ?

Never mind that iPhone is getting the full flash player 'shortly'.

And as to x86_64 linux and Flash, either use the popular plugin wrapper, a 32-bit browser, Konqueror or wait. It's not like there is a 64bit Player for Windows either :-)

Opera CTO: How to fix Microsoft's browser issues

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@Stephen Melrose

"If they were to change IE over night to be standards compliant, a lot of websites around the world would cease to work properly,"

Those are exactly the web sites that would have to be changed to include the majic 'please have the exact same bugs as ie7, but no others' tag.

So you're saying that if IE were better, a lot of sites would have to change. Why not make them change so they work ?

Microsoft preps Yahoo! proxy attack

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"Microsoft themselves are equally vulnerable to Proxy fighting"

No, because no one else has that much money.

BitTorrent busts Comcast BitTorrent busting

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@system

The best defense against this sort of attack is to make the target i.e. the BT protocol a moving target. Every little change the BT community makes, essentially for free, costs ComCast money to update their attack tools.

It's an arms race, and ComCast can't win (for long).

Investors cheer Toshiba plan to drop HD DVD

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Coat

get into that Blu lifeboat....

I'll take the red pill^Wlifeboat

Coat... door...

Former contractor sues Google for $25m

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violation of Defendant Google's publicized corporate motto

As if it hasn't already been bent, if not broken...

Microsoft reinvents Office Live for small biz as 'free'

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'free'

So, not, in fact, free at all.

TheTrainline revamps security handling after glitch

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You mean you still use that **** site ?

http://traintimes.org.uk/ is quicker, easier, and more useful as it shows you, for instance, that if you leave an hour later it's (much) cheaper.

Sky broadband customers blindsided by SMTP switch-off

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@David Beck

Nothing to do with your router, only your email clients settings.

The Google help/settings pages are very clear on what needs to be entered where.

HTC Magnum rumours rife following giant phone gag

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Re: Sooo...

He's demoing an LCD monitor, sans stand, with the wires up his sleeve and down his back.

Text-to-pee service launched

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"food and drink should also be free"

Yes, they should.

Have you seen Africa recently ?

HMRC lifts fine threat for late tax filers

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"isolated problems"

isolated problems that only ever happen on the same day every year ? Odd that...

Are they still printing out all the web submissions and retyping them ?

Yahoo! tunes! out! of! music! subscription!

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@wyly

When your direct debit is mucked up by your bank, or your hard drive crashes, maybe you'll see why 'subscription' isn't very good...

Ballmer! explains! hostile! Yahoo! bid!

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bwuh ?

"anti-competitive if Google bought Yahoo"

But letting a convicted monopolist do so *isn't* ?

VOIP and the web baffle Brit spook wiretappers

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Gosh darn it

The young scamps are using that new-fangled IP protocol !

That's got us stumped Holmes !

UK gov issued 250k snoop licences in nine months

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Bah

"just talking about something can't be considered a crime on its own"

Dude, you missed the 'incitement' anti-free speech measures this country acquired last year...

IPS sticks to fingerprint plan

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Bwuh ?

"The ID card will need to meet international standards for travel documents"

No, it wont, because *we'll still have passports*.

Well, in a sane world.

IPS leak suggests ID card fingerprint chop

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@Mike Richards

"Abandon a flagship policy of the last New Labour manifesto"

Election reform (for instance) was in there two, and you'll notice that's not got anywhere...

Commuter jetpacks offered: $100k, August delivery

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The masses ?

"98lbs of explosive high-test hydrogen peroxide for my jet pack"

Well, that's what I told the policeman, anyway...

M&S rapped for data loss

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@Ishkandar

"Information Commissioner's Office is sanctioning M&S for lost data ?? What about the NHS, MoD, DVLA, et al "

Because government departments are exempt from the data protection act (and common sense, apparently). Can't see that law changing, with the current government, can you ?

'Coercion' plan to force ID cards on first time drivers

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Don't post here

"You'll be fuming at your computer posting comments on El Reg and behind you they've already handed one to your 16-year-old daughter"

So join our local No2ID group today, and do something rather than just 'posting comments'.

ID cards delayed until 2012

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They still just don't get it...

"while protecting personal information from abuse."

Protected, aye, right up until you *post the bloody database on a set on unencrypted CDs*.

Has the government invested too much to admit failure, with the claims that ID cards will magically eliminate all fraud and crime ?

Former top brass call for first-strike nuke option

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*bwuh*

military action "without ratification by the UN" when "immediate action is needed to protect large numbers of human beings"

That'll be a different group of people to one they want to nuke then ?

Seriously- pre-emptive nuclear strikes went down with the Wall, didn't they ?

It was the MacBook Air sub-notebook

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That tosh...

The Toshiba maybe the same thickness, but look at the rest of the specs - it's only 866meg by 256 with a 30 gig disk !

Adobe plugs multi-platform Flash vulns

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@archie

ooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooo is Who :-)

Darling plays wait and see on HMRC disc loss

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horse... door... bolted... stable...

"ban all bulk data transfers via removable media without encryption"

That's not enough - the muppets will just writ e the password on a post-it note inside the case...

Via Michelin X970T satnav

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UK house numbers

So does my year-old NavMan. Check ya facts.

Privacy breach nuked in Canadian passport site

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Anonymous Coward

You want to google the 'birthday problem'.

When there are 60 million people to choose from, even fairly unlikely clashes are fairly likely to happen, and you can't exactly choose to use a different finger print...

Home Sec: Tasers could become standard police kit

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Never mind AA...

Never mind Amnesty - this very site reports the UN considers them 'an instrument of torture' : http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/26/un_taser_verdict/

LG KU990 Viewty cameraphone

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85 percent !

85% for a phone that has a stylus but no where to put it, and an unprotected camera lens in the middle of a jog dial !

What are you thinking !

EU TV laws are coming

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product placement in films

Very small print in all the trailers that says 'products may have been placed'.

Anti piracy group grapples with virtual world

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Well, yes...

Well, yes, it's in the software suppliers interest to make it hard to work out exactly what you need, because then you are likely to over buy to compensate.

Or be under licensed by accident, in which case they can sue for loadsamoney and then force you to buy more licenses.

Or you could just more to Free-er software and save yourself some heartache.

UK database of children delayed

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Math Campbell

It'd make you several thousend pounds lighter, or in jail, under the current ID card plans.

Have you joined No2ID ? :-)

Google preps magic GDrive

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Cross-platform

If it runs on my desktop and my phone, that means my *Mac* and *Linux* desktops too does it ?

# mount /mnt/gdrive ?

Nokia and O2 get on the tube

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NFC == bad

So I can steal your ticket just by walking past you and man-in-the-middling the exchange with the barrier ?

Civil service apologises for HMRC data loss

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terms of reference

"practices and procedures in the handling and transfer of confidential data"

Where's "why was it not physically impossible to do it, regardless of any procedure that was or was not followed" ?

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