* Posts by Andrew Dowd

16 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Feb 2009

Qantas trials iPad in the sky

Andrew Dowd
Coffee/keyboard

Loose

I thought airlines would try to reduce the amount potential loose material flying around the cabin, not increase it.

Though having said that, with several hundred extra sources of the reality distortion field operating, flying could become quite an 'interesting' experience....

And they could save on tray tables as well.....

Gravity wave detector gets more sensitive

Andrew Dowd
Coat

Optional

A Flux capacitor across the Heisenberg compensators will allow you to be more certain about your uncertainty..

Add in the predictability of the ALP reaction to the latest polls along with a nice strong cup of tea and you may get somewhere.

Or not.

Telstra's branding plans leaked to El Reg

Andrew Dowd
Big Brother

Good luck with that.

I hear Parking inspectors and the Tax office are watching results closely....

Actually, I do think 'brand' when see / hear 'Telstra,' immediately followed by thoughts of cattle and hot iron.

Wayward 'zombiesat' poses risk to other satellites

Andrew Dowd
Headmaster

Thank you...

This was the response I was looking for...

Well aware of the distance and energy involved, hence the

"something else is funding the boost into orbit..."

... like a space elevator or regular ferry services to various L points or the Chinese moon base.....

I'll come up with a 'device' to do it and get a patent.....

And sit back.... and wait for someone to build anything that does something vaguley similar and go after them.

How to get rich.... (post dotcom boom variation)

1. Patent!

3. Profit.

Better get the icon right this time...

Andrew Dowd
Alien

Abandoned ?

Just wondering...

Would these be considered abandonded and up for salvage??

I know they're a long way up, but could be a lucrative sideline / secondary mission if something else is funding the boost into orbit....

Or am I underestimating how desperately some of these 'wrecks' might be worth to the right buyer?

"Used KH series for sale... cache intact...." (Auction onsite on Saturday)

Unless of course someone has already 'claimed' them while they await immigration approval....

Microsoft defends death of free video in IE 9

Andrew Dowd
Megaphone

MS lose money on H264

I bet they do now, I also bet that'll change when the review happens in a few years.

Businesses don't deliberately throw away money..... aloss leader is not throwing away money.

Unless of course the market changes in the meantime......

"May infringe patents....."

MPEG-LA? Put up or shut up.

Microsoft? Apple? ditto.

Check this out... Talk about cradle to grave.....

http://www.osnews.com/story/23236/Why_Our_Civilization_s_Video_Art_and_Culture_is_Threatened_by_the_MPEG-LA

Google takes China-buffed halo to Oz

Andrew Dowd
Big Brother

KRuddy Curtain

It would be nice if Conroy would listen to Google.... but he hasn't listened to anyone else regarding it... Will Conroy's Kruddy Curtain keep Google out?

I can think of one use for a content filter...... stopping data going out to Google servers.....

"Don't be evil...."

Theres a phrase about Kettles and pots....

ISS gets bay window onto Earth

Andrew Dowd

yes....

... hence the obvious relief that there are no X-WIngs buzzing around.

"Window wash, Window wash...."

"No thanks....."

"Really? which of these aerirals can I bend for you, cheapskate??"

Toshiba tunes into TransferJet

Andrew Dowd
Big Brother

I'll never know

I live in Aus, so the Kruddy Kurtain will protect me from that.

El Reg reader assembles own iPad

Andrew Dowd
Pint

Best bit....

You can fold it up!

Roll it up?

It will fit in your pocket....... ish.

Bet the batteries last a while too....

Also fully recyclable.

iPad runs Windows, Nokia runs OSX

Andrew Dowd
Coat

Of course !

Windows in CItrix on an iPad.

Hmm... All utterly pointless, so I suppose that is fitting then....

Now, if only the Ipad had a front facing camera, we could fill the igoggleweb with videos of people going "OMG!" when they see windoze on it. (sorry, iT)

Mines the one with the split pocket.....

Obama to scrap Moon, Mars expeditions - report

Andrew Dowd
Coat

@LaeMing -

At least we will get the benefit of having sold the raw materials for the infrastructure for the Chinese space program.

"Please sir, can we have a rid ein your shiny rocket?"

That is assuming of course they don't own it all anyway by then.....

Adobe sounds off on iPad's Flash slap

Andrew Dowd
Paris Hilton

Choose.

Hear hear.

I want to choose which proprietary shit I want to install on my "only fits in an apron pocket" portable device.

But it's shiny and it's apple and it was on the news and it's bigger than your 'old' iphone/touch/pad. So there.

Ner.

Paris? She'd need a big one.

The charge of the alternative gadget chargers

Andrew Dowd
Coat

Social networking....

I can just see groups of people clustered around hot spots, jostling for positions to wave their little boxes in the air to gather the 'spare' wifi energy....

"Surfing the waves man...."

Business opportunities -

- an add on market for all sorts of reflectors and collectors to grab 'more' of this free energy.

- an opportunity for Wfi Hotspot owners to short term lease standing / sitting space around their sites ....

- I've got a bigger collector than yours, I'll on sell my spare power from over here, see I even have a comfy chair! and a neat bracket you can rest your device in to gather more rays. Would you like a cup of tea??

mine's the one with the mesh inserts and the reflector in the hood....

Novell rejigs self, waves bye to CTO

Andrew Dowd
Coat

Deck chairs

"Doesn't matter how many times we rearrange these chairs, the fricken' ship's still floating."

Mine's the one with the flare and the whistle.

Tough times mean channel love for Novell

Andrew Dowd
Coat

Channel for Granted?

Really? Novell? That Marketing powerhouse?

At least they acknowledge the channel exists this year.

About time for the annual 'reinvention....'

Mine's the one with the wit dripping from the pockets...