Posts by ElaborateCalculator

Congratulations IBM for 'inventing' out-of-office email. You win Stupid Patent of the Month

No response?

"Big Blue was not available for immediate comment."

I hope you at least got an out of office mail when you tried to contact them

Eye of Sauron-themed trojan targets Russia, Sweden

"Nation-state level attacker"

So, presumably Mordor then, unless it's another false flag operation by the Gondorians- though they'll likely blame some Ranger from the North, last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship

Pirate Bay prosecutor tosses infringement charges overboard

re. EXTERMINATE !!!

Lars?

Is that you?

Brits and Yanks struck with embarasment embarrassment

And what happens next time...

... that people are too lazy or stupid to learn grammar and spelling? [0] Do we dumb it down even further? ("Ah, sure, hardly anybody uses 'X' or 'Z' these days, let's get rid of them... and maybe 'K' too")

And one would have to wonder why the Spelling Society's chairman is pushing this- is he in the wrong job maybe? Or is this just to "stir up debate" (ie, "get my name in print")?

[0] Note to the thinkofthechildren brigade- the set or lazy and/or stupid people is not intended to include those with learning difficulties of any stripe, before I get castigated for denigrating the less fortunate