* Posts by Paul Stimpson

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Microsoft uses its expertise in malware to help with fileless attack detection on Linux

Paul Stimpson

"Perhaps this is a silly question - do we get to see the source code for the Microsoft program running on a Linux system ?"

That all depends on where they got the source code from. Pascal is right.

Example one: You write a piece of code that is all your own work on a Linux system - You are free to license that code under whatever license, open or closed source, you like.

Example two: You write a piece of code that is all your own work but calls to one or more external programs (say the program "grep" to search a log file for lines containing the string "Error".) Now grep is open-source licensed under the GPL but you are just running it as an external program (AKA "running it at arms length") so you are still free to license your code under any open or closed source license you choose.

Example three: You write a program and you incorporate code from a GPL-licensed program into your code. Say, you take part of the source code of grep and cut and paste it into your code or link to an open-source library and use its functions like they were your own. Now, you must open-source your code under the GPL as you're incorporating someone else's work that requires that into it. Note that compiler libraries are specifically exempt from this so using say the open source "gcc" C compiler doesn't automatically make anything you compile with it open source.

Boris celebrates taking back control of Brexit Britain's immigration – with unlimited immigration program

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Re: Good, good.

"Your real problem will be whether your brightest and best fall into this scheme. It looks as if it will only benefit an elite."

...and by extension only the biggest and most well off companies and institutions. Small companies and startups who want to create new innovations are unlikely to be able to attract notable Engineers and Scientists.

Not call, dude: UK govt says guaranteed surcharge-free EU roaming will end after Brexit transition period. Brits left at the mercy of networks

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"The EU will decide nothing, it will keep intra-EU roaming free of charge and let EU operators decide if they want to re-introduce roaming charges for travel to UK from Jan 2021."

Our networks probably won't decide it either. It will be the mobile networks in the countries we visit. I currently pay about £20 a month for my mobile contract and get unlimited roaming in Europe for a flat rate of £3 a day for each day I'm there.

If I go to Germany on business for a week and Deutsche Telekom start billing my provider a significant sum of money per minute/SMS/MB then those charges will probably be more than the £20 I pay a month, possibly more than the £240 a year I pay. There is no way my provider are going to suck it up if I am costing them more than I'm paying or if the £21 a week roaming fee doesn't cover it.

Paul Stimpson

"Let's face it, a sure fire way to hemorrhage subscribers would be to charge when others don't."

The thing is, it won't happen like that. The Operators won't suddenly say roaming costs money for everyone and cause a massive public backlash and stampede of customers away from them. They will remove free roaming in a "soft" manner, making it no longer available on new contracts.

We won't notice immediately as nothing about our existing deals will have changed. At the end of our lock in period we will be invited to move to a different, SIM-only deal so we're not paying for already paid-off devices. These new deals won't have free roaming. Handset dead after your lock-in expired? Want a new contract to get a replacement? No more free roaming for you! Anyone who doesn't travel frequently will probably take the new deal. Any hold-out refuseniks will continue paying their handset charge which will go straight into the networks' pockets. Others will just look for a new deal as routine when their existing one expires and may just look at the headline price, not noticing the roaming costs money.

This will continue until there are hardly any subscribers left who have free roaming. The networks will either suck this up as it's a small number of people or one day they will all get a letter saying their plan is no longer available and they will be moved to one of the new, no-free-roaming plans automatically but are free to leave if they want a PAC. These customers will look around and find there aren't any free-roaming plans available from any operator any more to jump ship to. This happened to me a few years ago when a plan I'd kept for years because of a particularly advantageous characteristic that was no longer a thing got "retired." These "last few" will moan but there won't be enough of them to kick up a massive public relations stink.

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"I hope roaming charges come back, because that will mean domestic chargers are more competitive."

Like that is ever going to happen. Those prices are now viewed as the "going rate." When's the last time any of us saw a company, whose primary duty is to make profit for its shareholders, say "Gosh! We've increased our profits by 4%. We should cut our prices and go back to the amount of money we used to make." ?

I think this will be doubly true now networks are having to pay for the rollout of new 5G networks and will want to fill the holes in their balance sheets from that as much as possible.

Spanking the pirates of corporate security? Try a Plimsoll

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Why?

Why did nobody do the sums comparing the insurance of proper disaster recovery against the massive costs of cocking it up this badly?

I would go with:

a) because management didn't understand "all this technical mumbo jumbo" and wouldn't spend that much money because everything "was working".

and/or

b) because nobody thought it would happen to them.

I've found phrases like "reputational damage" and "existential threat to the business" to be quite useful in meetings.

Smart speaker maker Sonos takes heat for deliberately bricking older kit with 'Trade Up' plan

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The Ponzi-model

I'm starting to lose enthusiasm for connected products that don't have a usage cost associated with them.

Any such product where the only time I pay the maker for it is at the time of purchase seems to me like it's based on a "Ponzi scheme" type model. If I keep the product for a long time it will keep consuming back end resources that the maker has to pay for, using up the profit they made from me until my usage of it turns into a loss for them. Once a product ceases to be desirable and people stop buying it the supply of cash from new signups will stop and the back end becomes ripe for getting shut down when the beancounters see it's costing thousands a year to run but generating no revenue.

I'd much rather pay a company like Sonos a small annual subscription (Say £10-20 per installation) so that I was paying for the resources I consume and they didn't have an economic incentive to discontinue the services it needs and I could continue to enjoy it, hopefully for as long as I want.

It's not just hardware. There have been a number of examples of software, like games, becoming unusable when the servers went away. I wonder if it would be a good idea for companies to be given some incentive, like a tax break, for open-sourcing their back end software when they discontinue products to allow the user community to carry on if they wish.

The Register disappears up its own fundament with a Y2K prank to make a BOFH's grinchy heart swell with pride

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or "Jim" is working at a level of brilliance that has surpassed Simon's expectations...

Jim could have been working from home all this time and never come into the office, hence his survival. What if the bosses that had "unfortunate accidents" were out of work actors that Jim hired to pretend to be him and he's been playing the BOFH all along?

Time for a revenge "field trip" ?

Paul Stimpson

He clearly learned quickly, carried a set of window keys with him and habitually re-locked every window he passed.

Happy New Year

This isn't Boeing very well... Faulty timer knackers Starliner cargo capsule on its way to International Space Station

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Joke

Craft's official designation is CST-100. Wonder if that stands for Can't Sustain Trajectory...

Heads up from Internet of S*!# land: Best Buy's Insignia 'smart' home gear will become very dumb this Wednesday

Paul Stimpson

Re: To Schadenfreude or not to Schadenfreude?

I shift work with frequent unexpected overtime, commuting delays and some foreign trips. Having a heating system I can turn on and off remotely so I'm not heating an unexpectedly empty house or coming home to it freezing I find a useful benefit.

I also find the ability to copy/adjust days and build my heating plan for the coming week on a nice touch screen interface a lot easier than wrestling with a horrible interface with a tiny screen and 4 buttons on the heating programmer.

Paul Stimpson

Re: Nooo

Bugger. My battery's flat and the charger is in the glove compartment...

Paul Stimpson

Re: Somewhat curious...

No doubt it'll be the same at Best Buy when they suddenly announce Son of Insignia in late 2020 (and no of course it won't be compatible)

Of course it won't be compatible, different OEM badge-engineered.

Is it just me or are all these IoT things a giant Ponzi scheme? There is no subscription fee so all their profit comes from new user sign-ups or data mining. Once the device ceases to be cool and the market moves on running the backend is a financial drain on the company that's not paying its way and they will shut it. I'd rather have a product with an annual fee so they're motivated to keep me as a customer.

Radio nerd who sipped NHS pager messages then streamed them via webcam may have committed a crime

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"

If you leave your house unlocked, you're insurance won't pay out...

Even if it is illegal to do, do you think someone can be prosecuted for receiving non-encrypted info sent out over the air?"

If you leave your door unlocked and someone enters and removes your property without your permission then they can still be prosecuted for theft. Your failure to secure your property doesn't constitute permission.

Under the UK Wireless Telegraphy Act, unless you are a person with permission from the government, like an Ofcom employee whose job it is to monitor radio compliance or you have permission from the radio transmission license holder you may only receive transmissions intended for general reception (licensed broadcast stations), weather broadcasts, CB or amateur radio. A side effect of this is that it is actually a crime to listen to a pirate radio station because they don't have a license and are therefore not covered by the broadcast exemption.

There is an Ofcom document that sets out what it is legal to use a radio receiver for.

Someone can absolutely be prosecuted under the Wireless Telegraphy Act for receiving something they shouldn't that was unencrypted and it has happened. An offence under the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act has probably also been committed if someone knowingly intercepts private messages intended for someone else without their permission. Add on a Data Protection Act charge too if the signal contained personal information because it was sent by a computer and miscreant in this case used a computer to convert it back into text.

That this person had an Amateur Radio License is an aggravating factor as they have done radio training, should know better and can't claim they bought a scanner off Amazon and nobody told them what they shouldn't do with it. They are in a load of trouble and, if prosecuted under the Wireless Telegraphy Act will be disqualified from holding an Amateur radio license or working for any broadcast station for 5 years.

+10 stupidity points for also putting it unsecured on the Internet so they got caught.

I'm not Boeing anywhere near that: Coder whizz heads off jumbo-sized maintenance snafu

Paul Stimpson

Re: 767

"It's another to take off knowing you're down to the backup system."

As the great rule of redundancy says, "Two is one. One is none."

Zapped from the Play store: Another developer gets no sense from Google, appeals to the public

Paul Stimpson

Re: Maybe Google won't tell him why his app was "in violation"

Agreed that they may not know. It is very difficult to quantify why an AI did what it did if it was self-trained rather than a person writing the rule set.

All roads in US cable biz GTT's Brit network seem to lead to Menwith Hill

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Re: As I only live a few miles from The Hill...

"Verizon UK's Central London Data Centre next to a major rail network hub"

This isn't much of a surprise to me. Before privatization, a British Rail communications engineer told me that they had the 2nd largest telecoms network in the country. Lots of lovely straightish lines between major population centres that cables could be neatly buried beside. Selling dark fibre space to the likes of Verizon would seem to be a nice little earner for them.

Which? That smart home camera? The one with the vulns? Really?

Paul Stimpson

Re: Which? have form!

Thanks for that PLT stuff Which?, from everyone who enjoys the hobby of amateur radio. You seemed unaware of the potential downsides but it had to be better because it meant not having to run cables.

When I was a student, my Landlord subscribed to Which and I got to read it. I was never impressed. I didn't get the impression that the people writing the reviews had really taken the time to get to understand the products they were talking about. They seemed to be prone to getting dazzled by looks and glossy-brochure claims.

I don't claim to be an expert on the things they were reviewing but, as an engineer, what I read didn't look like the words of people who gave sound evidence-based advice.

New UK Home Sec invokes infosec nerd rage by calling for an end to end-to-end encryption

Paul Stimpson

Re: Communication vectors

That is really clever.

/me disconnects all the fans in his PC. "Right, that's me safe. Oh bollocks! It's sending smoke signals now!"

It's 2019, the year Blade Runner takes place: I can has flying cars?

Paul Stimpson

Re: I have written to my bank

Looking back on it, what I wrote was an over reaction. I apologize and have withdrawn my comments.

London's Gatwick airport suspends all flights after 'multiple' reports of drones

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Re: I wonder if...

Didn't Boris Johnson buy one or more water cannon trucks to use against protestors in London, in full knowledge that it's illegal to deploy such things in the UK. If he did, I wonder if they are sitting parked up and might have been borrowed.

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A duck and a drone of the same mass, traveling at the same speed have the same amount of energy. However, in a collision, they disperse that energy very differently. One goes splat, the other crunch.

Staff sacked after security sees 'suspect surfer' script of shame

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Who watches the watchers?

A friend of a friend was charged with monitoring web access, viewing questionable material to verify it was a breach of company policy and collecting evidence to initiate disciplinary proceedings at a major banking company.

One day he told my friend that he'd discovered a prolific offender. "I can't believe this person. They spend over 6 hours a day surfing porn and don't seem to do any legitimate work. They're done as soon as the request to return a user name for the IP address comes back."

The next day, he was much less excited. "You know that person who was surfing porn 6 hours a day?" "Yeah..." "It was me."

Paul Stimpson

Re: And that's why...

I'm pretty sure either the Palo Alto or Bluecoat firewalls we have at work check SSL sessions for validity and detect VPN traffic masquerading as SSL. The Infoblox DNS servers detect and report VPN DNS tunneling.

London Gatwick Airport reopens but drone chaos perps still not found

Paul Stimpson

Such ID transmitting devices already exist. They are, however, obscenely expensive (at least 2-3 times the cost of most craft) and fairly battery hungry. They also require an ID number which would mean having to go through the costly process of getting formal aircraft registration. Their weight and power draw would also affect the performance and flying time of, particularly lighter, craft.

Part of the problem faced by drone owners is the success of DJI. They have become such a market leader that their products, particularly the Phantom, are what the public thinks of when drones come to mind and their capabilities are assumed by the public to apply to all UAVs.

The heart of any drone is the Flight Controller (FC.) It manages the craft and converts the control inputs from the sticks into control signals that direct the motors. Unlike a model plane, where the stick movements can be directly translated into movements of the control surfaces, a drone can't fly without an FC.

Not all FCs support geofencing around airports. In fact, most non-DJI units don't. Not all FCs have GPS as standard or at all. It's not desirable on grounds of weight or battery life in some applications such as drone racing which is performed with small, very fast craft where agility is much more important than stability. Not to mention a lot of drone racing being done indoors.

Would any legal restrictions require onerous technical inspections to check the capabilities of craft? How do they know that my GPS-equipped FC isn't running old firmware from the pre-restricted days or I haven't unplugged the GPS cable? Would I need to have it re-inspected every time I did significant work on it?

As a user and author of open source software, I have concerns about where this might lead. If GPS and geofencing that couldn't be defeated were to be made legal requirements, that would effectively constitute a ban on all of the open source FCs as they either wouldn't have geofencing or any miscreant could edit the code or the no-fly-zone list to remove the restrictions. I'd hate to see a precedent set and it become normal for open source to be banned from whole classes of products because of what someone might modify them to do.

Paul Stimpson

Re: How hard is the approximate localization of a 2.4GHz sender operating in or near an airport?

The autonomous flying of any model aircraft is already banned in the UK. All operations must be below 400ft (125m) and within visual line of slight (VLOS.) The operator must be in full control of the vehicle at all times.

A few reasons why cops haven't immediately shot down London Gatwick airport drone menace

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Re: 6. There were no drones

I also have doubts about what "industrial specification" means and what this craft might have been. If the person writing the statement knew their drones, it's fairly specific and there are a limited number of craft that such a description would cover. I suspect, however, that the person making the statement probably didn't know the subject and "industrial specification" probably means anything larger and more imposing looking than a DJI Phantom rather than a professional-use craft.

As a member of the multirotor (drone) flying community, I'd like to say the person doing this isn't representative of us. I don't know of anyone in our club who wouldn't grass the offender up if they knew who it was. I hope they are caught swiftly, made an example of by the law then sued into oblivion by the airport and airlines for their commercial losses. A court injunction prohibiting the person from owning or flying any kind of drone or model aircraft for life would also seem appropriate. The last thing that we, as a community, need is some knee jerk law passed because politicians and the Daily Mail think something has to be seen to be done. The things this person has done are already illegal under multiple laws. Those laws now need to be enforced severely and publicly.

Paul Stimpson

First thing I would do is get a drone video receiver. If the person doing this is hiding and doesn't have line of sight to the craft, they will, most likely, be flying by video. If they're using off-the-shelf kit (likely) it will probably be on one of the standard 5.8 GHz video channels. Watch (and record) the pictures from the drone and follow it home. If the perp is careless, you may even get a pic of them.

Blighty: We spent £1bn on Galileo and all we got was this lousy T-shirt

Paul Stimpson

"Simple answer, no access, take £1Bn out of the devource payment, what is the EU going to do ?"

Then countries all round the world will see we don't stick to our end of the bargain when we make an agreement and no longer consider us a good-faith negotiating partner. Just what we need when we're trying to negotiate trade deals for "Global Britain."

Paul Stimpson

There is no "punishment" being handed out here. If you join a club, that membership comes with costs and benefits you receive in return for your membership fee. If you decide to cease being a member, you stop paying those costs and you cease receiving the benefits. Would you complain you were being punished if you decided to cancel your gym membership and they wouldn't let you continue to use their Jacuzzi? If you stopped paying for health insurance after years and thousands of pounds of membership, would you consider it unfair or disrespectful they wouldn't give you treatment if you got sick after you left?

We were instrumental in writing the Galileo rules. We knew they contained a provision that non-EU members can't have military-grade access to or perform work on the service. When we triggered Article 50, it was entirely predictable that we would lose access to the system as non-members. Those of us who repeated pointed things such as this out were howled down as "Project Fear" or "unpatriotic."

This whole "punishment" argument makes me quite angry. Vocal parts of the Brexit movement told the people that we were so special that the EU would bend over to give us a wonderful deal when the EU, quite honestly, said from day one that no non-member deal could ever be as good as a member deal. I have had to close the business I spent 25 years nurturing because I can't get anyone to sign contracts for performing work on the continent when I can't promise I will be able to fulfill them going forward and the customers were looking for long term business relationships. The orders dried up as soon as the referendum result was announced. I am angry that those who convinced the people that a better deal would be available are now using talk of "punishment" to try to avoid responsibility by effectively saying, "It's the EU's fault they won't give you what we said you could have. Not ours."

Business moves cost money and take time. Big businesses, unable to get the certainty they wanted that they weren't going to be hugely impacted by Brexit, have already started moving jobs and the money that goes with them abroad. It's the sensible course of action for any large company faced with a significant business threat. They need to make moving decisions in time to get the move done before the threat materializes. Because of the time and money moves cost, once those jobs are gone, they're not coming back.

Facebook's Sheryl Sandberg can't remember smear firm, but 'some of their work' crossed her desk

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Boffin

"a fraction of work"

Any percentage can be expressed as a fraction. 1/100, 99/100, 100/100 and the word "small" (or similar) is conspicuously missing from that statement.

I hope you can forgive that my "spin bullshitometer" is indicating a non-zero value.

Virgin Media? More like Virgin Meltdown: Brit broadband ISP falls over amid power drama

Paul Stimpson

Re: Should they email you notices

In addition to developing the system, that requires them to pay for all the text messages. I used to work for a cable company and I know just how resistant to systems that can run up unpredictable, potentially-large charges they are...

Microsoft yanks the document-destroying Windows 10 October 2018 Update

Paul Stimpson

Not the only thing it broke...

I had this update auto-apply to a home version of Windows on one of my laptops. I don't use OneDrive (machine only has a local account) so, as far as I can tell so far, I've not had any files disappear into the ether.

The update did break something else though. It brought in a bad version of the Atheros Killer 1525 driver and hosed the WiFi and Bluetooth on the laptop (error code 10, device cannot be initialized). This is clearly a not-uncommon problem as there's a page in the Killer Networking Knowledgebase describing it and how to fix it.

I acknowledge QC is hard in a product this widespread that runs on thousands of different pieces of hardware but I am surprised that a bad driver for a network adaptor from a major maker, like Atheros, wasn't picked up.

UK.gov finally adds Galileo and Copernicus to the Brexit divorce bill

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Faithful negotiating partners

It's my view that the EU "divorce bill" should be separated from the outcome of the current negotiations. These are things we already agreed to fund at the point we entered into them and I see our current attempts to use them as leverage in the negotiating process as very damaging to our credibility on the world stage.

How will any other country view us as a faithful and honest party to enter into any long term agreement with in future if we don't honor existing agreements and demonstrate that we have no issue walking away leaving unpaid bills if we don't get what we want at the end?

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Re: TL;DR

Yeah. What has the space industry and the technology that trickled down from it into wider use ever done for us? It's not like people have benefited from technology like the microprocessor, inertial navigation, priority-based task scheduling, satellites, earth observation, GPS, insulation materials, scratch resistant lenses, CAT scans, LEDs, water purification systems, memory foam...

Paul Stimpson

Re: Neverendum

I take issue with your assertion that this referendum was "free and fair."

In the UK, it is illegal to tell lies about a political candidate during an election campaign in order to sabotage their candidacy. There is no similar law that makes it illegal to tell such lies in a referendum campaign.

The EU referendum campaign was, in my view, defined by people telling the public whatever they wanted to hear to get the result they desired. I don't think that any democratic process can be defined as "free and fair" or even genuinely democratic when significant campaigners set out to spread misinformation so that the voters weren't making a genuinely informed decision.

Golden State passes gold-standard net neutrality bill by 58-17

Paul Stimpson

Re: Ah, Californian Wieners

You make it sound like ISPs and transit providers are operating as charities...

As both a content producer and an Internet user, I pay my ISP and hosting provider for the service I receive, including the bandwidth I consume. They use some of that money to pay their upstream providers who use some of that to pay their transit providers and so on. Everyone is getting paid. If I pay for bandwidth, I expect to be able to use it and, provided I'm not using it for any purpose that compromises network integrity or brings law enforcement to their doors, what I do with that bandwidth should be none of their business. I paid for it. It should be mine to use.

How is it possibly anti-consumer or anti-competitive to guarantee that I can use the bandwidth I'm paying for to consume the services I choose? On the other hand, I would see it as massively anti-competitive for my ISP to push me towards a content provider they have some paid prioritisation deal with by making competing services perform so badly in comparison that I give up on them. It would be like the parking provider in town making me use only one entry and exit lane and park in the crappy spaces on the 5th floor unless I was going to the supermarket in town that had paid them.

From my point of view, this whole thing is about corporate greed from the ISPs, particularly the cable ones. Not content with the fee they charge me for the service I bought, they want to double-dip the content providers. Now, I do see this as anti-consumer. If content providers have to hand over huge chunks of money to ISPs, they will want to get this money back. They will do this by taking it from me, directly or indirectly. Things that were free will suddenly cost money. There will be "premium" access plans to things that were free. Paid sites' prices will go up, they won't buy as much content or they will end up plastered in advertising to recover the charges. All of these things will take away from the Internet experience of consumers, particularly those on restricted incomes.

What happens if transit providers see the ISPs get this and decide they want a slice of the action? Will ISPs who don't engage in prioritisation end up with it by default when Netflix pay their upstream provider but Amazon don't? I'm starting to feel like this is the thin end of a very large wedge. Hey, why shouldn't Cisco have a slice too? Their gear is switching it all.

What if tech moguls brewed real ale?

Paul Stimpson

Suggestions from the night shift

Torvald's Expletive Laden Rant - Finnish craft export bitter

DHCP - Distinctly Hoppy Craft Pint

DROP TABLE Ale;

USB - Universally Stout Beer

Ankles Tangled & Twisted (AT&T) - Outsourced IPA.

Core Dump - Late harvest cider

PoE - Pint of Excellence

Asterisk BoIP (Beer of India Pale)

SaaS (Sauce as a Service) - Golden ale, provided by someone else

Outsauced

Git Push - Strong ale; a real fighting drink

Facebork - Another strong, dark ale.

Turing's Bombe - Finely crafted tribute to Alan Turing. It's not quick but the results make it worth the wait.

Code of conduct claims new Texas Instruments CEO after just six weeks

Paul Stimpson

Re: That's young for a CEO

He had been with the company 22 years, not he was 22 years old.

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Not sure what he did. I can't seem to find any leaks.

Few additional possibilities that come to mind:

(j) Brought alcohol/drugs into the office.

(k) "Inappropriate" personal web surfing.

(l) Did a "Papa John"

(m) Used company resources to further outside interests

Go away, kid, you bother me: Apple, Google, Microsoft, Mozilla kick W3C nerds to the curb

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Sadly, these non-technical management types believe the Sales Account Manager when they tell them their encryption is "military strength and would take someone 8000 years to crack with a super computer."

No sales person is going to tell the CTO that their product is "a bit crap and, in a couple of years, some kid in their bedroom will be able to crack it in less than a weekend using a couple of CUDA graphics cards."

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Taking a quick glance down their membership list, I'm sure I've missed some but the ones that jump to my eye are:

ActiveVideo Networks LLC (Charter)

Association of American Publishers

Book Industry Study Group

BookNet Canada

Cable Television Laboratories Inc

Comcast Corporation

Digital Comic Association

DRM Inside Co Ltd

Elsevier

HarperCollins Publishers

Media Do Co

The Motion Picture Association of America Inc

Movielabs

Netflix

Penguin Random House

Recording Industry Association of America

Sony Corporation

Sport Total AG

The Walt Disney Company

AI software that can reproduce like a living thing? Yup, boffins have only gone and done it

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“self-replication occupies a significant portion of the neural network’s capacity.” In other words, the neural network cannot focus on the image recognition task if it also has to self-replicate."

The software can't get any work done while thinking about sex. They've created an artificial man!

Five things you need to know about Microsoft's looming Windows 10 Spring Creators Update

Paul Stimpson

I'm really pissed with Windows 10. Since the last update, I can't see my NAS any more and none of the guides on the net have brought it back. Booting Linux on the same machine shows it fine.

The only things I use Windows for now are games, my photography software and the programming software for my two way radios. Every new major Win 10 update forces more privacy invading features on me that I often can't disable. I can't wait to seen the back of it.

I'm even starting to feel happy about work's declared plan to switch us all over to Macs.

Chilly willies: Swedish nudie nightclub opens in -11°C to disgust of locals

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"We believe in sexual purity and that sexuality needs to be protected through marriage."

Ah, puritanism... That terrible fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Oi! Verizon leaked my fiancée's nude pix to her ex-coworker, says bloke

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I'm going for finger trouble

My first suspicion in a situation like this would be that the initial recipient of the message may have inadvertently shared the folder. For example, by sharing the folder's parent or grandparent folder without realising that sharing action would cause the folder's children to inherit these same options from their parent.

+1 on the "staff will look and may leak" theory too. I had a friend who worked in a photo lab in the old wet film days. The company had a policy of not giving adult prints to customers so any such prints were removed from the packs of photos at the quality control stage. The removed prints were, however, not destroyed. The staff used to pin them up on the wall for their own enjoyment. The best advice was always "If you want to make images that wish to remain private, get your own darkroom gear and make them in an environment you control."

So you accidentally told a million people they are going to die: What next? Your essential guide...

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one more thing...

Who on earth puts in a wide-area disaster warning system that doesn't have an "All Clear - The danger has passed" indication to tell the public they are no longer at risk and can go about their business? Such an indication could have been sent to put a false alarm to bed relatively quickly.

I used to live near a chemical plant that had a siren to warn the local residents of a chemical leak. Continuous siren = Close all your windows and stay indoors. Intermittent siren = Incident contained. Go about your business.

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I'm not so sure that Jeff/Jane is the target or only target here. It could possibly be their manager, the one who was late / off drinking coffee / attending to their bathroom duties at the time of the incident who is in the firing line.

This is an admission they have a 10 year problem with one of their employees that their manager has failed to improve or move them to a role they're better suited to / the unemployment line. It's an admission that not only has their manager not been properly managing them, the manager went on to give someone with performance issues charge of a responsibility where they could do actual harm.

The slipshod manner this system has been implemented makes me wonder if the department takes this threat or their charge of the system to warn of it seriously.

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