* Posts by Matthew Taylor

157 posts • joined 30 Jan 2009


The Devil's in the details: Church of Satan forced to clarify that no unholy rituals taking place in SoCal forest

Matthew Taylor

Re: Chanting your invocation of choice

Cthulhu just needed to move his mic a bit further away. That whole thing was an unfortunate misunderstanding.

Tony Blair tells Russian infosec conference that cross-border infosec policies need more gov intervention

Matthew Taylor

Jesus, can we ever be rid of that guy?

MIT apologizes, permanently pulls offline huge dataset that taught AI systems to use racist, misogynistic slurs

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Re: Just do a text search

This is definitely true - though it feels like, as top AI researchers, they ought to be able to use some AI to identify and eliminate such racist labels, rather than just ditching the whole database.

Two out of three parachutes... is just as planned for Boeing's Starliner this time around

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Re: Pedant alert

I don't think that correctly pointing out basic grammar to a journalist is pedantry. It's shameful how far we've fallen, that (a) such a correction is necessary, and that (b) the author labels the correction "Pedant", to avoid being derided for making it.

Developers renew push to get rid of objectionable code terms to make 'the world a tiny bit more welcoming'

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Re: Those who can, code.

Programming requires abstraction - the ability to step back from concepts and see them in logical terms. Getting upset over terms like master & slave - when they're clearly nothing to do with human subjugation in a programming context - implies a lack of ability in that regard.

Google+ replacement ‘Currents’ to end beta and debut in G Suite on July 6th

Matthew Taylor

Oh good

Another method for being interrupted every 5 seconds.

Author of infamous Google diversity manifesto drops lawsuit against web giant

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Re: Reliable sources say "yeah, it doesn't mean that!"

"ISTR that the authors of the studies referenced by Damore repudiated that interpretation of the work."

Yes, I'll bet they did.

UK COVID-19 contact-tracing app data may be kept for 'research' after crisis ends, MPs told

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Re: Well that's great confidence from GCHQ

Their usual method of security in such projects seems to consist of deploying machines so slow that they take 20 minutes to open up an application. So even if the terrorists do try to steal your data, they'll only get a few bytes of it before the server crashes from the overload. Phew!

Matthew Taylor

Re: Dreaming up barriers to adoption...

Yeah! Down with Thatcher!

Matthew Taylor

Re: Dreaming up barriers to adoption...

Nice bit of sleight of hand there equating suspicion of Bill Gates' motives with thinking the earth is flat.

Royal Navy nuclear submarine captain rapped for letting crew throw shoreside BBQ party

Matthew Taylor

Re: Another thing...

And remember, you'd better not be the first to stop clapping this Thursday evening! Or else that 'rona will git ya!

It's time to track people's smartphones to ensure they self-isolate during this global pandemic, says WHO boffin

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To save us from the virus

Such half-baked measures will never be effective enough! No - I propose the whole citizenry be fitted with tracking ankle bracelets immediately! Also electric shock collars ("Enhanced feedback mechanisms") Purely to enforce social distancing. You'll all be thankful when you don't die of the virus!

Pervasive digital surveillance of citizens deployed in COVID-19 fight, with rules that send genie back to bottle

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"Strict oversight and a thirty-day limit on the use of the tools is promised." Oh yes, hahaha, good, very good... hahahaaa.

Weird flex but OK... Motorola's comeback is a $1,500 Razr flip-phone with folding 6.2" screen

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The all new Motorola Veblen

It's ok to be taken aback by a preposterously high price, especially when the phone's namesake wasn't priced so highly (in relative terms).

Stalker attacks Japanese pop singer – after tracking her down using reflection in her eyes

Matthew Taylor

Software to the rescue

So now there will be a filter to black out people's eyes to avoid stalkers. That will make for pleasant viewing. Or better still, a more advanced filter to replace the reflections with a sponsored product logo, while leaving the eyes intact.

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Tooth and nail

The UK's deep state REALLY doesn't want us to leave the EU, does it? For the sake of "Democracy", of course...

'It’s not a surveillance program'... US govt isn't going all Beijing on us with border face-recog, official tells Congress

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Click goes the ratchet, up another notch - "don't worry, we're not USING the data!" Perish the thought. Then, in 6 months, wait for the talking heads to tell us how it's "crazy that we don't cross reference data in this connected digital world!"

Boffins ready to go live with system that will track creatures great and small from space

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"equipping hundreds of animals with miniature satellite transmitters". I don't think "Equipping" is the right word, it implies the animals are in on the scheme. Who knows, if this works maybe UK citizens will soon be similarly "Equipped".

No DeepNudes please, we're GitHub: Code repo deep-sixed as Discord bans netizens who sought out vile AI app

Matthew Taylor

Stop right there tide!

Paging King Canute, please come to the beach phone...

DeepNude's makers tried to deep-six their pervy AI app. Web creeps have other ideas: Cracked copies shared online as code decompiled

Matthew Taylor

Don't let a good crisis go to waste

Of course the silver lining (for the depraved upper echelons who dread having their eyes-wide-shut parties exposed), is that any incriminating pics or video can now be blamed on teh deepfakez, and brushed off.

'Bulls%^t! Complete bull$h*t!' Reset the clock on the last time woke Linus Torvalds exploded at a Linux kernel dev

Matthew Taylor

Here's to swearing

When the West falls, I hope the niceness police will be held up as primary architects of its demise.

Gaze in awe at the first ever movie of a solar eclipse from recording long thought lost forever

Matthew Taylor

Though this footage doesn't have a Brian Cox voice over, so that's a plus

UK's planned Espionage Act will crack down on Snowden-style Brit whistleblowers, suspected backdoored gear (cough, Huawei)

Matthew Taylor

Re: "people who "betray" Britain"


Is your kid looking at GCSE in computer science? It's exam-only from 2022 – Ofqual

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Not a science

The study of algorithms and the programming of computers is not a science. The theoretical algorithmic elements are a branch of Mathematics, and the writing of software is an engineering discipline. To discard the writing of programs from the curriculum is incomprehensible.

Fake prudes: Catholic uni AI bot taught to daub bikinis on naked chicks

Matthew Taylor

Of course... but maybe

Sounds like one of Louis CK's "Of course but maybe" bits.

Of COURSE we throw away the reverse model that removes the bikinis from the women - it has to be deleted, the hard drive set on fire, and all copies hunted down and destroyed, to preserve the sanctity of the female body outside the confines of marriage. Of course... of course.

Thought black holes were donut-shaped? It turns out they're more like deadly fountains

Matthew Taylor

It turns out that...

This will sound like a silly nitpick, but I dislike the phrase "It turns out that..." - especially when used in science articles. A few years ago it "turned out that" black holes were doughnut shaped, now it "turns out" they're like a fountain. Both times, the phrase implies that now we've finally got it right, and the job is done. It's not done, science is never done, and it's extra definitely not done when studying something like black holes.

(Not to take anything away from the actual research discussed here, which is excellent and fascinating).

Great Scott! Is nothing sacred? US movie-goers vote Back To The Future as most-wanted reboot

Matthew Taylor

Re: what the people want

"ESPECIALLY nauseating when the aforementioned SCHLOCK contains all of those 'parental lessons' embedded within them. [cartoons are supposed to be FUN, not an attempt at Disney doing parents' jobs for them]."

Inspector Gadget springs to mind. As a young'un I felt personally insulted by that programme. It's creators must have considered me especially dim, if they thought I wouldn't notice the plodding do-gooder messages sprinkled throughout it.

Can you trust an AI data trust not to slurp your data?

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"Can you trust an AI trust not to slurp your data"? No. You can't. They will slurp it all. All of it. Every last byte. Every time.

Alexa, cough up those always-on Echo audio recordings, says double-murder trial judge

Matthew Taylor

Re: Sounds about right

What about "undisirregardlessly"? 'Tis a common word, down our way.

'Pure technical contributions aren’t enough'.... Intel commits to code of conduct for open-source projects

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"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." Cardinal Richlieu.

Which scientist should be on the new £50 note? El Reg weighs in – and you should vote, too

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Logie Baird's "stupid" ideas.

"He also came up with some stupid ideas: like trying to make diamonds by heating graphite, designing a glass razor (which shattered) and inventing a pair of pneumatic shoes whose internal balloons burst."

How are any of those things stupid ideas? Okay, they didn't pan out - but they all seem plausible enough to me, and precisely the sort of ideas a creative, inventive mind might come up with.

Alexa heard what you did last summer – and she knows what that was, too: AI recognizes activities from sound

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"Smart" faucet

"Alexa, informed by this model, could in theory hear if you left the water running in your kitchen and might, given the appropriate Alexa Skill, take some action in response, like turning off your smart faucet."

If the only way of telling that a smart faucet is on, is listening for the sound of running water, it doesn't sound terribly smart. Please give us some more brilliant reasons why we should welcome 24/7 audio monitoring of our private living space.

First Boeing 777 (aged 24) makes its last flight – to a museum

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Re: Feeling old yet?

"I'd occasionally still see DC-3s flying overhead, often on their way in to Stansted, in the early sixties."

At least one of them was a regular visitor to Hurn airport in the late 70's early 80's, when my mum would take me there plane spotting. It, along with the Handley page Herald,ran freight to the Channel Islands, if I recall.

A much rarer visitor was the Vickers Vanguard. I saw it at Hurn one time, parked far away, and apparently it was not due to leave for several days. The next week I was playing on the green outside our house when I heard an unfamiliar aircraft noise (I could recognise the "regulars" by their sound) and over it flew, nice and low, as if just for me.

All ghosts now, these memories.

Linux kernel's Torvalds: 'I am truly sorry' for my 'unprofessional' rants, I need a break to get help

Matthew Taylor

His own idea?

In these paranoid times, one can't help but worry that Linus is withdrawing at gunpoint. Hopefully the impetus for this change came from within, and just reflects Linus wishing to mellow out and manage his blood pressure as he gets older.

Boffins bash Google Translate for sexism

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Good intentions

They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, though reading drivel like this, it must be at least a 6 lane motorway.

At last: Magic Leap reveals its revolutionary techno-goggles – but wait, there's a catch

Matthew Taylor

Star Citizen?

Can I play the final release of Star Citizen on my Magic Leap?

Ex-US pres Bill Clinton has written a cyber-attack pulp thriller. With James Patterson. Really

Matthew Taylor

"I was literally this morning staring at this with a blank look of complete stupidity, wondering where or when I'd ended up. I was deep in a WH Smith store, mind, which didn't help."

I read as far as "deep in a WH",and I thought it was an acronym for White House - so I looked again at your username, but the uncertainty remained. ;-)

As Tesla hits speed bump after speed bump, Elon Musk loses his mind in anti-media rant

Matthew Taylor

The media marketplace

The media does not need to be organised by a cabal into operating in a particular way - it will self-organise. In the internet age, news is an efficient, liquid market, with thousands of providers available, all of whom have (mostly) the same information. So how to differentiate oneself? Sensationalism. The rewards for making mountains out of molehills are clear, so, even if certain scrupulous publications resist, many others will not, and soon this elevated sensationalism becomes the new normal. Then, even more sensationalism is required to stand out from the crowd, and the exaggerations escalate, feeding off each other.

LLVM contributor hits breakpoint, quits citing inclusivity intolerance

Matthew Taylor

Stagnation through niceness.

The best, most driven people aren't always the most well behaved (hello Mr Torvalds) - but the same passion that makes them volatile on message boards, can also drive a project to greatness. This is especially true in software, whose best practitioners tend to eschew the subtleties of social politics. Of course, as soon as a project comes to be seen as "established", the niceness police kick the door in, and, like a rocket when the main booster cuts off, the project begins to coast.

Facebook scandal: EU politicians should aim for straight answers, not star witnesses

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I'm for whichever option involves more of Zuckerberg failing the Turing test, while getting hauled over the coals by a room full of bigwigs.

While Zuck squirmed, Reddit revealed it found and killed 944 Russian troll factory accounts

Matthew Taylor

More embarassing anti-Russia fluff.

Russian troll accounts on Reddit? Please stop it, it's embarrassing now. Someone powerful is hell bent on having a scrap with Russia, come what may. They will throw anything and everything at us until they find something we'll get angry enough about to let them do what they're so clearly desperate to do.

Pharma bro Martin Shkreli to miss 2024 Paris Olympics

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A contrary view

The hate on here for Shkreli is wildly disproportionate in my view. So he hiked a drug price - the US pharmaceutical industry does that all the time, especially with medicines that are not widely used. Shkreli was astoundingly arrogant, utterly tone deaf to how his pronouncements would go down with the public, and to be honest, had a really annoying face. But he's not ISIS, or a child murderer, and in fact he did do some genuine medical research at various points. Let's retain a bit of proportion. (Donning my asbestos lined coat)

It took us less than 30 seconds to find banned 'deepfake' AI smut on the internet

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I couldn't resist, I took a look on the subreddit before it got taken down. I was not impressed, to be honest. The porn-y fakes looked especially rubbish, barely resembling whoever they claimed to be impersonating. That said, actual realistic versions are surely in the post.

What did we say about Tesla's self-driving tech? SpaceX Roadster skips Mars, steers to asteroids

Matthew Taylor

>So... is this the first Tesla powered by internal combustion? :-D

External combustion, surely?

Next; tech; meltdown..? Mandatory; semicolons; in; JavaScript; mulled;

Matthew Taylor

Re: Tabs v spaces

>applications made by "copying and pasting a mish mash of stackoverflow answers"

An IDE centered around gluing code fragments from stackoverflow and github together, would surely be the next big thing.

1 in 5 STEM bros whinge they can't catch a break in tech world they run

Matthew Taylor

A little gratitude...

A lot of hate for white males on here. If we're going to be lumped together as "white males", then speaking as one, I'd like to defend our record. After all, we've invented the majority of the technological world we live in these days, and in my view it's pretty bloody good. I'm all for meritocracy - I believe everyone deserves a fair chance at success in the technology industry, just like in any other endeavour. But people seem to want to run white males out of town on a rail, and fill the spaces left behind with women, just "to make it fair". And there's nothing fair about that.

Audio tweaked just 0.1% to fool speech recognition engines

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He who laughs last...

To everyone who is chuckling that "it just goes to show, AI is useless after all", consider this. One of the problems with training these systems is a lack of good training data, so this "attack" is a boon to AI researchers. They just need to add lots of adversarially hobbled speech samples to their network's training set, and it will learn to classify speech much more robustly.

Game of Thrones author's space horror Nightflyers hitting telly

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Iain M Banks

This sounds interesting - I love aliens / scifi, especially when it's laced with spooky mysterious happenings. I hope they can stand to reveal things slowly (Alien / Babylon 5 / Signs) rather than sparf everything out up front in the trailer.

What I'd love to know is, when will some of Iain M Banks' wonderful books make it onto our screens. I bet Netflix could do a great 8 / 10 part serial of Player of Games, for example.

Skynet it ain't: Deep learning will not evolve into true AI, says boffin

Matthew Taylor

Re: Deep learning?

"No simulation can have a Planck Length smaller than or equal to the Planck Length of the universe it is being simulated in. Otherwise you are trying to compute with more information than your universe contains."

You are assuming:

1. that the universe is simulated at "Planck fidelity" throughout all of space-time. Depending on the simulation's purpose, that might well not be necessary.

2. That "space" has the same meaning in the simulator's reality that it does in ours. For example, there may be many more dimensions.

Matthew Taylor

Re: Deep learning?

"If we're in a simulation where is the I/O bus? there must be one. A simulation has to run ON something and there must be information flow between them.We live in a universe with a speed limit, which means there must be lots of little local I/0 links. Where are they? why hasn't CERN seen signs?"

Super Mario can only run at a certain, maximum speed, so therefore there must be lots of i/o links in his world. Why has he not yet discovered these links? Surely he must at least see a hint of them if he looks really hard.



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