* Posts by Matthew Taylor

171 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Jan 2009


Sun sets on superjumbo: Last Airbus A380 rolls off the production line

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Old already?

I'm not keeping up with the times. I still thought the A380 was new-fangled.

What a bunch of bricks: Crooks knock hole in toyshop wall, flee with €35k Lego haul

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Lego pirates.

35,000 euros? So... one high end Lego Technik set?

AI algorithms uncannily good at spotting your race from medical scans, boffins warn

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Setting aside our current collective mental illness that leads us to think that race and sex don't exist, why is it surprising that people of different races have visible differences in their skeletal makeup? It seems obvious that that would be the case. And why is it a problem?

John McAfee dead: Antivirus tycoon killed himself in prison after court OK'd extradition, says lawyer

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One of a dying breed of wild men. He knew what freedom was. I shall raise a glass.

Facebook and Apple are toying with us, and it's scarcely believable

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Very well written

I enjoyed that article, it's not often you see things written so well these days. Nice one.

That's it. It's over. It's really over. From today, Adobe Flash Player no longer works. We're free. We can just leave

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Re: emulating the Flash player in Java applets

Yes, indeed - crazy times.

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I was heavily involved in emulating the Flash player in Java applets for several years (because a single now-despised platform just wasn't enough). I'm interested to see any "replacement" standards based web technology that come close to the Flash's .swf file format efficiency at delivering rich content. It was efficient and fast - and Actionscript 3 was far superior to the abject mess that is Javascript. The player should have just been open sourced, let people fix the security issues.

Lenovo reveals smart specs that let you eyeball five virtual displays, with strings attached

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No doubt the head tracking can be recorded and transmitted to our "benevolent" dictators, so they can know if we're watching a screen or not.

Amazon’s cloudy Macs cost $25.99 a day. 77 days of usage would buy you your own Mac

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They should charge more

$1000 a month would still be steal, for the use of such a wondrous machine.

Biden projected to be the next US President, Microsoft joins rest of world in telling Trump: It looks like... you're fired

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Re: Putin lost

And Xi Jinping won. Yay.

Top doctors slam Google for not backing up incredible claims of super-human cancer-spotting AI

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Deflection from Google spokesman

The Google spokesman said nothing, and promised nothing. Fancy that.

Elizabeth Holmes' plan to avoid her Theranos fraud trial worked out about as well as her useless blood-testing machines

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In the picture to this article, Elizabeth Holmes reminds me of modern day robot Zuckerberg somehow. Rise of the Machines trying to pull a flanker on us?

Google adopts ‘value-neutral’ language to make selfies less about ‘beauty’

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Their neutral words won't remain neutral for long. Words' meanings evolve and settle through use, and by how they describe reality - not through diktat.

Apple takes another swing at Epic, says Unreal Engine could be a 'trojan horse' threatening security

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Reducing our 30% cut from the Apple store will not only cause Global Warming and Covid 19, but may well cause the Earth to crash into the sun. Won't SOMEONE think of the shareholders, err I mean children?

The Devil's in the details: Church of Satan forced to clarify that no unholy rituals taking place in SoCal forest

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Re: Chanting your invocation of choice

Cthulhu just needed to move his mic a bit further away. That whole thing was an unfortunate misunderstanding.

Tony Blair tells Russian infosec conference that cross-border infosec policies need more gov intervention

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Jesus, can we ever be rid of that guy?

MIT apologizes, permanently pulls offline huge dataset that taught AI systems to use racist, misogynistic slurs

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Re: Just do a text search

This is definitely true - though it feels like, as top AI researchers, they ought to be able to use some AI to identify and eliminate such racist labels, rather than just ditching the whole database.

Two out of three parachutes... is just as planned for Boeing's Starliner this time around

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Re: Pedant alert

I don't think that correctly pointing out basic grammar to a journalist is pedantry. It's shameful how far we've fallen, that (a) such a correction is necessary, and that (b) the author labels the correction "Pedant", to avoid being derided for making it.

Developers renew push to get rid of objectionable code terms to make 'the world a tiny bit more welcoming'

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Re: Those who can, code.

Programming requires abstraction - the ability to step back from concepts and see them in logical terms. Getting upset over terms like master & slave - when they're clearly nothing to do with human subjugation in a programming context - implies a lack of ability in that regard.

Google+ replacement ‘Currents’ to end beta and debut in G Suite on July 6th

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Oh good

Another method for being interrupted every 5 seconds.

Author of infamous Google diversity manifesto drops lawsuit against web giant

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Re: Reliable sources say "yeah, it doesn't mean that!"

"ISTR that the authors of the studies referenced by Damore repudiated that interpretation of the work."

Yes, I'll bet they did.

UK COVID-19 contact-tracing app data may be kept for 'research' after crisis ends, MPs told

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Re: Well that's great confidence from GCHQ

Their usual method of security in such projects seems to consist of deploying machines so slow that they take 20 minutes to open up an application. So even if the terrorists do try to steal your data, they'll only get a few bytes of it before the server crashes from the overload. Phew!

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Re: Dreaming up barriers to adoption...

Yeah! Down with Thatcher!

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Re: Dreaming up barriers to adoption...

Nice bit of sleight of hand there equating suspicion of Bill Gates' motives with thinking the earth is flat.

Royal Navy nuclear submarine captain rapped for letting crew throw shoreside BBQ party

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Re: Another thing...

And remember, you'd better not be the first to stop clapping this Thursday evening! Or else that 'rona will git ya!

It's time to track people's smartphones to ensure they self-isolate during this global pandemic, says WHO boffin

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To save us from the virus

Such half-baked measures will never be effective enough! No - I propose the whole citizenry be fitted with tracking ankle bracelets immediately! Also electric shock collars ("Enhanced feedback mechanisms") Purely to enforce social distancing. You'll all be thankful when you don't die of the virus!

Pervasive digital surveillance of citizens deployed in COVID-19 fight, with rules that send genie back to bottle

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"Strict oversight and a thirty-day limit on the use of the tools is promised." Oh yes, hahaha, good, very good... hahahaaa.

Weird flex but OK... Motorola's comeback is a $1,500 Razr flip-phone with folding 6.2" screen

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The all new Motorola Veblen

It's ok to be taken aback by a preposterously high price, especially when the phone's namesake wasn't priced so highly (in relative terms).

Stalker attacks Japanese pop singer – after tracking her down using reflection in her eyes

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Software to the rescue

So now there will be a filter to black out people's eyes to avoid stalkers. That will make for pleasant viewing. Or better still, a more advanced filter to replace the reflections with a sponsored product logo, while leaving the eyes intact.

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Tooth and nail

The UK's deep state REALLY doesn't want us to leave the EU, does it? For the sake of "Democracy", of course...

'It’s not a surveillance program'... US govt isn't going all Beijing on us with border face-recog, official tells Congress

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Click goes the ratchet, up another notch - "don't worry, we're not USING the data!" Perish the thought. Then, in 6 months, wait for the talking heads to tell us how it's "crazy that we don't cross reference data in this connected digital world!"

Boffins ready to go live with system that will track creatures great and small from space

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"equipping hundreds of animals with miniature satellite transmitters". I don't think "Equipping" is the right word, it implies the animals are in on the scheme. Who knows, if this works maybe UK citizens will soon be similarly "Equipped".

No DeepNudes please, we're GitHub: Code repo deep-sixed as Discord bans netizens who sought out vile AI app

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Stop right there tide!

Paging King Canute, please come to the beach phone...

DeepNude's makers tried to deep-six their pervy AI app. Web creeps have other ideas: Cracked copies shared online as code decompiled

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Don't let a good crisis go to waste

Of course the silver lining (for the depraved upper echelons who dread having their eyes-wide-shut parties exposed), is that any incriminating pics or video can now be blamed on teh deepfakez, and brushed off.

'Bulls%^t! Complete bull$h*t!' Reset the clock on the last time woke Linus Torvalds exploded at a Linux kernel dev

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Here's to swearing

When the West falls, I hope the niceness police will be held up as primary architects of its demise.

Gaze in awe at the first ever movie of a solar eclipse from recording long thought lost forever

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Though this footage doesn't have a Brian Cox voice over, so that's a plus

UK's planned Espionage Act will crack down on Snowden-style Brit whistleblowers, suspected backdoored gear (cough, Huawei)

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Re: "people who "betray" Britain"


Is your kid looking at GCSE in computer science? It's exam-only from 2022 – Ofqual

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Not a science

The study of algorithms and the programming of computers is not a science. The theoretical algorithmic elements are a branch of Mathematics, and the writing of software is an engineering discipline. To discard the writing of programs from the curriculum is incomprehensible.

Fake prudes: Catholic uni AI bot taught to daub bikinis on naked chicks

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Of course... but maybe

Sounds like one of Louis CK's "Of course but maybe" bits.

Of COURSE we throw away the reverse model that removes the bikinis from the women - it has to be deleted, the hard drive set on fire, and all copies hunted down and destroyed, to preserve the sanctity of the female body outside the confines of marriage. Of course... of course.

Thought black holes were donut-shaped? It turns out they're more like deadly fountains

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It turns out that...

This will sound like a silly nitpick, but I dislike the phrase "It turns out that..." - especially when used in science articles. A few years ago it "turned out that" black holes were doughnut shaped, now it "turns out" they're like a fountain. Both times, the phrase implies that now we've finally got it right, and the job is done. It's not done, science is never done, and it's extra definitely not done when studying something like black holes.

(Not to take anything away from the actual research discussed here, which is excellent and fascinating).

Great Scott! Is nothing sacred? US movie-goers vote Back To The Future as most-wanted reboot

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Re: what the people want

"ESPECIALLY nauseating when the aforementioned SCHLOCK contains all of those 'parental lessons' embedded within them. [cartoons are supposed to be FUN, not an attempt at Disney doing parents' jobs for them]."

Inspector Gadget springs to mind. As a young'un I felt personally insulted by that programme. It's creators must have considered me especially dim, if they thought I wouldn't notice the plodding do-gooder messages sprinkled throughout it.

Can you trust an AI data trust not to slurp your data?

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"Can you trust an AI trust not to slurp your data"? No. You can't. They will slurp it all. All of it. Every last byte. Every time.

Alexa, cough up those always-on Echo audio recordings, says double-murder trial judge

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Re: Sounds about right

What about "undisirregardlessly"? 'Tis a common word, down our way.

'Pure technical contributions aren’t enough'.... Intel commits to code of conduct for open-source projects

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"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." Cardinal Richlieu.

Which scientist should be on the new £50 note? El Reg weighs in – and you should vote, too

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Logie Baird's "stupid" ideas.

"He also came up with some stupid ideas: like trying to make diamonds by heating graphite, designing a glass razor (which shattered) and inventing a pair of pneumatic shoes whose internal balloons burst."

How are any of those things stupid ideas? Okay, they didn't pan out - but they all seem plausible enough to me, and precisely the sort of ideas a creative, inventive mind might come up with.

Alexa heard what you did last summer – and she knows what that was, too: AI recognizes activities from sound

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"Smart" faucet

"Alexa, informed by this model, could in theory hear if you left the water running in your kitchen and might, given the appropriate Alexa Skill, take some action in response, like turning off your smart faucet."

If the only way of telling that a smart faucet is on, is listening for the sound of running water, it doesn't sound terribly smart. Please give us some more brilliant reasons why we should welcome 24/7 audio monitoring of our private living space.

First Boeing 777 (aged 24) makes its last flight – to a museum

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Re: Feeling old yet?

"I'd occasionally still see DC-3s flying overhead, often on their way in to Stansted, in the early sixties."

At least one of them was a regular visitor to Hurn airport in the late 70's early 80's, when my mum would take me there plane spotting. It, along with the Handley page Herald,ran freight to the Channel Islands, if I recall.

A much rarer visitor was the Vickers Vanguard. I saw it at Hurn one time, parked far away, and apparently it was not due to leave for several days. The next week I was playing on the green outside our house when I heard an unfamiliar aircraft noise (I could recognise the "regulars" by their sound) and over it flew, nice and low, as if just for me.

All ghosts now, these memories.

Linux kernel's Torvalds: 'I am truly sorry' for my 'unprofessional' rants, I need a break to get help

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His own idea?

In these paranoid times, one can't help but worry that Linus is withdrawing at gunpoint. Hopefully the impetus for this change came from within, and just reflects Linus wishing to mellow out and manage his blood pressure as he gets older.

Boffins bash Google Translate for sexism

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Good intentions

They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, though reading drivel like this, it must be at least a 6 lane motorway.

At last: Magic Leap reveals its revolutionary techno-goggles – but wait, there's a catch

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Star Citizen?

Can I play the final release of Star Citizen on my Magic Leap?