* Posts by Inspector71

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Look how modern we are! UK network Three to kill off 3G-only phones

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Re: 2G (GSM, not USA CDMA)

2G will continue for a few more years yet. There are a lot of legacy systems especially M2M devices that still depend on it and the network kit will still be around as it is still used by hundreds of millions of users who can't afford (or you could argue need, 1st world problems and all that....) our shiny smartphones.

Good news as well for my original Nokias, 3110 and 8110.

Orchestral manoeuvres in the Docker: A noob's guide to microservices

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Now you've done it

I can't get Enola Gay out of my head now!

Windows Notepad fixed after 33 years: Now it finally handles Unix, Mac OS line endings

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For the Fruity Users

For those of us on the dark side, BBEdit FTW although TextEdit is a little gem. And yes I am old enough to remember TeachText and SimpleText.

Press F to pay respects to the Windows 10 April Update casualties

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Re: Still using both Windows Home Server and Windows Media Center

WHS was one of the few MS products I have ever really liked, it really only seemed to be aimed at home hobbyists though which intrinsically limited its appeal a bit. MS being MS though, they killed the single best feature, Drive Extender when they moved to WHS 2011. Although they did add Time Machine backups which was nice for my Macs.

Who will fix our Internal Banking Mess? TSB hires IBM amid online banking woes

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Old, old story

Remember all, management it say, IT is just a annoying cost, it's just a drain on the business.

Until that is you suddenly realise that your business is IT.

<Nelson Muntz voice> Ha-Ha

The tech you're reading these words on – you have two Dundee uni boffins to thank for that

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Remembering...

I am pretty sure that I went to physics lectures by Walter Spear in the either the Harris Building or the Ewing building while I was doing my Electronics degree in the early 80s.

Apple's magical quality engineering strikes again: You may want to hold off that macOS High Sierra update...

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Re: System 7...

Yes I remember too, Extension Manager was our friend.

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I'll just stick to System 7

Mad Leo tried to sack me over Autonomy, says top HP Inc beancounter

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the CEO of HP, demonstrating incompetence, I can't believe that......

'I crashed AOL for 19 hours and messed up global email for a week'

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1995/96, using Claris Emailer on my Quadra 700, so exciting.......sigh....

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

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Walls can be useful

As the comments for this will probably show, we all have one or more of the family or friend war stories. Let the downvotes fly but in my case the best cure for this I have seen over recent years has been that tablet thing from that company from Cupertino.

For some walled gardens are the safest solution, for them....and us.

Gemini: Vulture gives PDA some Linux lovin'

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Re: It's still rather disappointing

N900.....my best phone ever.

iOS 11.3 update throws Jamf-managed iStuffs into a loop.. into a loop.. into a loop... into a...

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Re: Stuttering Music

Can't spot the difference on all my DJ Shadow or Kid Koala tracks.

Software gremlin robs Formula 1 world champ of season's first win

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Re: re: F1 borefest

Agreed, if you want cutting edge machines and fabulous racing then it has to be Moto GP. Never tire of watching The Doctor at work, win or lose.

Fleeing Facebook app users realise what they agreed to in apps years ago – total slurpage

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Re: You are being watched. The Facebook has a secret system, a machine that spies on you

Problem is....it's turning out more like Samaritan in charge rather than The Machine.

Five things you need to know about Microsoft's looming Windows 10 Spring Creators Update

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Happy

Some sort of Amiga thing.....that's why I read El Reg.

Fancy a viaduct? We have a wrought Victorian iron marvel to sell you

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Re: The silv'ry Tay

As a Dundonian every time I go down Riverside the old pillars that remain from that bridge always catch the eye.

Your mouse can't reach that Excel cell? Buy a 'desk extender' said help desk bluffer

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Gone too far?....All the way to Tennessee perhaps?

La, la, la, I can't hear you! Apple to challenge Bose's noise-proof cans

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Re: Sennheiser...

Go for a smaller OTE, I have stuck with the Sennheiser HD25 since I did a bit of DJing years ago. They have the added bonus that they can really take a beating and every part is replaceable. My current HD25-ii are the perfect travelling headphones for me.

4G found on Moon

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Re: Audi Luna Quattros

If you are talking Quattro then there is also Herr Rohrl of course......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBF2-DUIks

Nokia tribute band HMD revives another hit

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Original

Still use my original 8110. The issue for them these days is the battery. Every one you find will be DOA after 20 odd years. I found a place that can refurb the old batteries so job done.

Still works with an EE SIM which nostalgically says "Cellnet" on the phone.

I had a thing for the *110 Nokia phones I had almost everyone at some point. 3110, 5110, 7110, 8110 and of course the 2110, now that was a phone! Pretty sure if you sorted the batteries they would all still work.

The Gemini pocket PC is shipping and we've got one. This is what it's like

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Re: Nokia

SailFish which was born out of Maemo (N900) and Meego (N9) can run on it so in a way you could add a little bit of Nokia if you want. I might give that a go.

UK.gov's Brexiteers warned not to push for divergence on data protection laws

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The "exceptionally high standards" bit is just more of what seems lie at the heart of what drives Brexit for some people. Along with "deep and special" and "bespoke" and "Canada plus, plus, plus".

It smacks of entitlement because of course what they really mean is we are just "better" than everyone else.

See also "they need us more than we need.......etc"

US Pentagon scrambles after Strava base leaks. Here's a summary of the new rules: 'Secure that s***, Hudson!'

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Re: IOT Hysteria

I say we take all IOT devices, put them in a pile, then take off and nuke them all from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Apple whispers farewell to macOS Server

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Mac Minis, yes they were never proper servers but the late lamented Xserves both PowerPC and Intel most certainly were, they were really nice pieces of kit.

As for OS X/MacOs Server, that did become essentially a tool for managing iThings. It peaked in usefulness at Leopard/Snow Leopard IMHO and it was downhill from that point.

I agree about the golden triangle setup though, that was a total pain although it was better than editing AD attributes, I still have nightmares about that.

29 MEEELLION iPhone Xs flogged... only to be end-of-life'd by summer?

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Facepalm

Round and round we go

Sigh...here we go again.

Fanboi, brainless sheep, reality distortion field, hipsters, blinded by the shiny, £1000 for a phone!!!!

Give it a rest, Mr Internet.

I am looking at my backup phone one of which I had new when it was released. Nokia 8110. It was an unbelieveable £200 in 1996. £200 for a phone!!!! Hipster (or the 1996 equivalent), brainless, ..........

Plus ca change....

So not just Cupertino.

'WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?' Linus Torvalds explodes at Intel spinning Spectre fix as a security feature

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Re: All of this makes me long for...

Right, time to fire up the Quadra 840.

Beyond code PEBCAK lies KMACYOYO, PENCIL and PAFO

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Re: At amanfromMars 1...

Personally I think that AMFM1 posts are not a bot per se but simply the output of the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 sub-meson brain hooked up to an atomic vector plotter with the whole thing suspended in a strong Brownian motion producer, say a nice hot cup of tea.

Probably....( or improbably).

EL Reg would not be the same without him.

A certain millennial turned 30 recently: Welcome to middle age, Microsoft Excel v2

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Sigh..

Version 1.0 was about the first Microsoft product I learned to use. On a Mac Plus if I remember right. Excel v4 and Word v5.1 on a decent 68k Mac have yet to be bettered IMHO. Jumpers....goalposts.....

Apple hauls in $52.6bn in Q4, iPhone, iPad and Mac sales all up

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Re: What is the point of the cash pile?

I'd call it AppleTalk in the hope it would completely erase my memories of the first product called that. (still have the flashbacks)

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Re: What is the point of the cash pile?

If it were me, comms would be where I would spend it. They already do the hardware (including chip design), software and have the cloud infrastructure. Next up the pipes that connect it all together, a global ISP/network that would complete the walled garden. Even the bandwidth are belong to them then. You could call it say....AppleTalk.

Google's phone woes: The Pixel and the damage done

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Re: Just like Apple

robin thakur 1

When you put it like that I concede the point about specs. Apple of course have previous about going their own way with different architectures while everyone else sticks with the crowd although with Macs even they had to give in in the end. Again like I say no real experience of day to day use of an iPhone or indeed Android (apart from trying to help out other people) never had either type as my smartphone history reads: N900, N9, Jolla, Blackberry Passport

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Re: Just like Apple

Voyna i Mor

I agree about what you say about the possible pernicious effects of marketing and the fallout. But don't you think that it is more about the general access to easy credit in our society. I mean how easy is it to sign up to that £50/month contract with no checking whatsoever about the ability to actually pay. Are they really going to turn a sale down? You talk about your cars on extended warranty and credit, the same applies even more so to cars which are the biggest of big ticket items. The UK is in danger of a total sh*tstorm with sub prime car loans which is how about 85-90% of cars here are bought. I think that has a lot more to do with that young woman getting into problems than Apple's marketing savvy.

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Re: Just like Apple

I wouldn't argue with you that Apple gouge you as far as phone specs are concerned but your average user i.e. about 98% of iPhone users couldn't give a toss about that. It's about the "experience" which yes is partly about the "shiny" but also about the level of support you get with it.

Got a problem, take it to the Apple Store. Broken, yep we'll replace that. That's why they are happy to pay the Apple Idiot Tax (copyright - El Reg).

Apple have dropped the ball at times no question and like any support for literally millions and millions of products it isn't perfect and you can certainly take issue with the walled garden but the users are not stupid which is why they will pay what you would consider exorbitant prices. I am getting a bit tired of this echo chamber where the average user is dismissed as stupid or sheep or idiots. They are not stupid and neither are Apple which is why the majority of iPhone users will upgrade to another iPhone and Apple has market capitalization heading towards $1 trillion.

/end rant

declaration: Never had an iPhone still clinging to my Blackberry

Apple Cook's half-baked defense of the Mac Mini: This kit ain't a leftover

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Re: The last Mac Mini was obsolete at launch

With a bit of tinkering you can get an external GPU running over Thunderbolt on the 2012 Minis. Sort of semi Hackintosh project you could try. Could get it to run 4K even.

Is that a bulge in your pocket or... do you have an iPhone 8+? Apple's batteries look swell

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Baby got (glass) back

Nice to know there's a 90's rap fan amongst you lot if I am not mistaken.

Support team discovers 'official' vendor paper doesn't rob you blind

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Re: As the old, old saying goes...

Sorry but I have to disagree, there is literally no problem that Duct Tape cannot fix. It can mend the very fabric of space/time if necessary.

Want to keep in contact with friends and family without having to sell your personal data?

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Perhaps I'm the only one left

Pen, sheet of paper, envelope, stamp.

Attention adults working in the real world: Do not upgrade to iOS 11 if you use Outlook, Exchange

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Re: Nice Touch

Why the thumbs down? Did you prefer Appleworks instead?

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Nice Touch

Owner of Clarisworks.....love it.

Behold, says robo-mall-cop maker: Our crime-busting dune buggy packed with spy gear

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Re: "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

These days, it more and more resembles a documentary.

"Think you can outsmart a bullet" - never gets tired.

It's happening! Official retro Thinkpad lappy spotted in the wild

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Re: Screw 16:10

Not enough upvotes on the internet but have mine. My T43p, gone but not forgotten.....sigh.

User thanked IT department for fast new server, but it had never left its box

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Re: "It's the only way to be sure"

F'kin A!

Foot-long £1 sausage roll arrives

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Happy

Yes but more important than Mclarens vs Saddlers is the question, plehn or ingin bridie?

And it is spelt peh not pie, my good man.

NEWSFLASH Now even science* says moneybags footballers are overpaid

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Paris Hilton

Rules about to change again.

If the Neymar deal to PSG goes through then we will be in another dimension. £197 million and a salary of £500,000 a week.

Icon: too rich for even Paris. (see what I did there...)

May the excessive force be with you: Chap cuffed after Star Trek v Star Wars row turns bloody

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Re: Club with only one member

You forgot Platoon which was the "inspiration" for Tour of Duty or say Joe Haldeman's The Forever War or Aliens or.........

All I said was I liked it. Didn't say it was original.

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Alien

Re: Club with only one member

I rewatched the whole series again recently and it holds up really well. OK the Saratoga looks a bit Minecraft but it still looks great. The thread throughout about fear of the other really chimes now with the in-vitros, the AI silicates and even the Chigs.

Icon > Chiggy Von Richthofen

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Re: Club with only one member

Well, thanks for the upvotes guys, I always thought I was the only one.

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Club with only one member

Space: Above and Beyond

Linus Torvalds slams 'pure garbage' from 'clowns' at Grsecurity

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Devil

There's only one way to find out: FIGHT!

I suggest pitting Linus against Theo in a fight to the death.

400 quatloos on the Van Raadt.

( Cue fight music)

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