* Posts by Kevin Ault

7 posts • joined 29 Aug 2006

BBC apologises for Top Gear outrage

Kevin Ault

It's entertainment, get over it

Well, It made me laugh. If you don't like it, don't watch it.

Polish Spitfire shoots down BNP

Kevin Ault
Coat

Where would we be without poles

No lap dancing clubs.

Firemen would have to walk downstairs.

Flags would just lie on the floor in a heap.

and the Earth would be flat!

Apple dealer buys its way into the Midlands

Kevin Ault

@David Haworth

Yes they still exist.

They moved from above the chemist years ago to Hall St, I think.

Went from selling Amiga stuff and others to just apple.

I bought Amstrad and two Amigas from them back in 85/86ish

Dinner party guest makes gruesome discovery

Kevin Ault

family dinner

I heard he told his visitor he was "having the family for dinner"

Toxic caterpillars invade London

Kevin Ault

never mind the caterpillars

With all this global warming, we'll be getting black widows, poisonous frogs and taipans next. If you don't know what a taipan is, look it up :)

Sky customers spending more than £400 a year

Kevin Ault

Don't forget, ARPU is average

I paid £522 per year for sky and didn't have HD or sky+ and never used box office. So I make that £642 a year for HD ?

I dumped sky in October. Sure, I miss the sport, but no way am I paying that much.

What conditions disqualify you from donating blood?

Kevin Ault

I thought diabetics were not allowed to give blood

Bloody hell, I was told years ago that I could not give blood as I was diabetic and on regular medication. If this is not the case, then somebody wants shooting, I used to give blood some years ago.

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