* Posts by Andy Landy

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Meta faces lawsuit to stop 'surveillance advertising'

Andy Landy
Black Helicopters

Why stop at Meta?

They're all at it...

Inmarsat gets $1b from US Navy for 10 years of satellite data

Andy Landy
Black Helicopters

Commercial teleport services?

Now that would be worth the money!

Record players make comeback with Ikea, others pitching tricked-out turntables

Andy Landy

Re: Digital transmission?

I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched!

That time a techie accidentally improved an airline's productivity

Andy Landy

Re: Everybody knows...

Have you ever...

...inadvertently changed the language on your phone? (or had a child do it for you)

indavertently? no, but we once deliberately did it to a friends phone...

it was the late 1990s, and the phone would have been a nokia 6110 or similar

Suomi was, it transpired, an inspired choice

he ended up having to call vodafone support to talk through changing it back :)

Palantir summons specter of nuclear conflict as share price collapses

Andy Landy

Don't forget the NHS involvement

Palantir built its reputation creating bespoke solutions such as digital profiling tools for organizations like the CIA and controversial US immigration agency ICE.

Let us not forget their involvement with the NHS. I dread to think what data they have their grubby paws on :(

John Deere tractors 'bricked' after Russia steals machinery from Ukraine

Andy Landy

Re: and when they search for information about tractors on the internet to unlock them

I hear his wife is writing him a John Deere letter...

Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

Andy Landy

Re: Keyboard test

That wasn't L1-A on a piece of Sun kit was it? I'm having BootPROM flashbacks!

CafePress fined for covering up 2019 customer info leak

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How much?

Half a million dollar fine for 20 million users?

So, 2.5 cents per user?

That's an insult to the affected users, barely even a slap on the wrist. Good grief.

Mary Coombs, first woman commercial programmer, dies at 93

Andy Landy

Re: First time I heard of her -- thanks!

And don't forget to mention Dame Vera Stephanie "Steve" Shirley and Dina St Johnston, too, if you haven't already...

Margaret Hamilton too. I'm ashamed to say I was ignorant of her until quite recently. Amongst other things, she gave us the term "software engineer"...

UK.gov threatens to make adults give credit card details for access to Facebook or TikTok

Andy Landy

Re: Dead Cat

How things change. Back when I was of school age it was all about who looked old enough to score a four-pack of kestrel from the local offy.

Weed dispensary software company's ambitions pruned after Spotify trademark clash

Andy Landy
Coat

some suggestions

facebud

instaganj

skunk skunk go

...i'll get my coat

Developer creates ‘Quite OK Image Format’ – but it performs better than just OK

Andy Landy

Re: Zig, Rust, Rust, Rust, Go, TypeScript, Haskell, Ć, Python, C#, Elixir, Swift, Java, and Pascal

rust, rust, rust, rust, eggs and rust!

Gnu Nano releases version 6.0 of text editor, can now hide UI frippery

Andy Landy

Re: Vi forever

“Ed is the standard text editor.”

BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?

Andy Landy
Black Helicopters

It's not the nanobots

...the real reason for the global chip shortage is because they're all being put into The Vaccine

*taps forehead knowingly*

A tiny island nation has put the rights to .tv up for grabs – but what’s this? Problematic contract clauses? Again?

Andy Landy

Re: Not worth the paper they are written on...

I see what you did there :)

Microsoft's UWP = Unwanted Windows Platform?

Andy Landy

i'm confused

if you're not happy with the current functionality... why would you even be using it?

Compromise reached as Linux kernel community protests about treating compiler warnings as errors

Andy Landy

Re: Not so simple

ctags is your friend

Banned: The 1,170 words you can't use with GitHub Copilot

Andy Landy

Re: Wot, no GOTO?

this page has an excellent discussion about the quake fast inverse square root, including how to generalise it to other powers:

http://h14s.p5r.org/2012/09/0x5f3759df.html

Facebook says dump of 533m accounts is old news. But my date of birth, name, etc haven't changed in years, Zuck

Andy Landy

Re: I need to look this up

that sounds like a very dry cough, have you been tested recently? :)

IBM, Red Hat face copyright, antitrust lawsuit from SCO Group successor Xinuos

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Xinuos

don't forget to audit your thetans this fish day!

Ministry of Defence tells contractors not to answer certain UK census questions over security fears

Andy Landy

Re: UK Law

Please contact the MMB

the Ministry of Murder and Bombs?

Open-source contributors say they'll pull out of Qt as LTS release goes commercial-only

Andy Landy

Qt is GPL-licensed

actually Qt is a proper mish-mash of licenses: https://doc.qt.io/qt-5/licenses-used-in-qt.html

i've used Qt on and off for many years now, so this change is all a bit sad

does anyone here have any experience of CopperSpice (https://www.copperspice.com/)? been thinking about making the jump myself for a year or two now, curious to hear of anyone else's experience.

Take your pick: 'Hack-proof' blockchain-powered padlock defeated by Bluetooth replay attack or 1kg lump hammer

Andy Landy

in any case, that's all I have for you today :)

Ever wonder how a pentest turns into felony charges? Coalfire duo explain Iowa courthouse arrest debacle

Andy Landy

Re: "the team said the plod were actually rather cordial"

'round here we say "the dibble" which suffers the same syntactic indignity as "the plod" but lacks a reference text for people to wave in your face.

that would be Officer Dibble from Top Cat...

Rust code in Linux kernel looks more likely as language team lead promises support

Andy Landy

Re: Is there a reason we need YAPL?

I write functionally safe software as part of my day job, and while rust has some nice features, I couldn't advocate using it fo a FS project because it's just too immatue.

Yes, yes, rust is over 10 years old, but there were 6 releases this year alone. That's not stable. The static analysis tools I've seen all seem fairly primitive compared to those for, say C. Disclaimer: not checked rust sca tools for a while, so it's possible things have improved.

But when the rust language team lead writes on that lmkl thread that "I'd be happy to have the Linux kernel feeding into Rust language development priorities", it just screams "constantly evolving, not mature - avoid!". Rust can beat the safety drum all it wants, but unless and until it is stable and mature, I can't see it gaining any acceptance in the functional safety world.

Give it another 10 years then maybe, just maybe. But they need to nail it down and get out of the habit of doing a new release every few weeks.

Oh what a cute little animation... OH MY GOD. (Not acceptable, even in the '80s)

Andy Landy

Re: Regrets cut both ways

my tumble dryer manual says "do not tumble dry items that have been washed in petrol"

GitHub to replace master with main across its services

Andy Landy

Re: Master copy

"Changing the name alone is pointless"

this, a thousand times this

it reminds me of the spastics society rebranding as scope, because in playgrounds up and down the country, the word "spastic" was used as an insult. intended result: stop people using the word spastic. actual result: we gained the word "scoper"

'I wrote Task Manager': Ex-Microsoft programmer Dave Plummer spills the beans

Andy Landy

Re: It hasn't been able to kill lots of stuff

no, just -9

Beer rating app reveals homes and identities of spies and military bods, warns Bellingcat

Andy Landy

go to the pub?

"Untappd’s concept of operations is simple. You go to the pub and drink beer."

i wish :(

Could it be? Really? The Year of Linux on the Desktop is almost here, and it's... Windows-shaped?

Andy Landy

DirectX is coming

curiously, an initial patchset at supporting DirectX in linux has just been posted to the lists:

http://lkml.iu.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/2005.2/03609.html

make of that what you will...

Getting a pizza the action, AS/400 style

Andy Landy

Re: ONU

uppercase vowel free

historically yes, though IBM eventually made amends of a sort by introducing the "EIEIO" instruction to PowerPC :)

Virtually – no – actually borked: We'd slap ailing ATM's 'OK' button but it's probably against government guidance

Andy Landy

Re: By the way......

https://github.com/hyperrealm/talkfilters

IT services sector faces armageddon as COVID-19 lockdown forces project cancellations – analysts

Andy Landy

Re: 1984

We have always been at war with Eastasia...

After four years, Rust-based Redox OS is nearly self-hosting

Andy Landy

Re: 3 seconds boot time?

may or may not be the issue you are seeing, but there was a recent discussion on the kernel mailing list about boot blocking due to lack of entropy

lwn has a summary here: https://lwn.net/Articles/800509/

We are absolutely, definitively, completely and utterly out of IPv4 addresses, warns RIPE

Andy Landy

An IPv4 address walks into a bar...

...and says "can I have a CIDR please, I'm exhausted"

Microsoft has made a Surface slab that mere mortals can dismantle

Andy Landy

but will it blend?

Annoyed by too many kernel testing projects? Good news. Linux Foundation anoints chosen one – KernelCI

Andy Landy

#syz leftout

Finally! A solution to 42 – the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything

Andy Landy

Scientific Progress Goes 'BOINC'

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

Andy Landy

I'm not

SPOILER alert, literally: Intel CPUs afflicted with simple data-spewing spec-exec vulnerability

Andy Landy

Re: I'm disappointed

So Poor Of Intel. Look, Everything's Revealed!

Crispest image yet of Ultima Thule arrives on Earth, but grab a coffee while the rest downloads

Andy Landy

+++ATH0

'Nun' drops goat head on pavement outside Cheltenham 'Spoons

Andy Landy
Big Brother

Re: Martin the muppet

there is another wetherspoons of the same name in manchester, though i wasn't aware of the orwell link...

Influential Valley gadfly and Intel 8051 architect John Wharton has died

Andy Landy

Re: 8051: one of the most widely used

until fairly recently, all FTDI chips were basically an embedded 8051 with built-in USB peripheral

as recently as last week I was playing around with graphics LCD modules as part of my day job, and the manufacturer's reference code is in 8051 assembler

I have no problem at all believing this...

GitHub lost a network link for 43 seconds, went TITSUP for a day

Andy Landy

Re: Better for democracy

mongo db is web scale!

Trainer regrets giving straight answer to staffer's odd question

Andy Landy
Pint

has anyone else

killed a keyboard with beer?

three and counting, here...

The Register Opera Company presents: The Pirates of Penzance, Sysadmin edition

Andy Landy

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port

can't believe no-one has mentioned this classic yet:

http://geneziegler.com/clocktower/DrSeuss.html

Beyond code PEBCAK lies KMACYOYO, PENCIL and PAFO

Andy Landy

Optional

many moons ago i came across WYGIWYG

what you get is what you get

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