* Posts by Geoffrey W

1320 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jan 2009

Windows 10 to force you to use Edge, even if it isn't default browser

Geoffrey W

Re: Fucking idiots

RE: "Oh, and "Edge" is the most secure browser because nobody fucking uses it."

I'm tempted to say that Linux is the most secure OS because nobody fucking uses it. Once its usage becomes large enough and it escapes the control of a small group of people - see Linux based Android for an example - I'm sure the sense of security we all wallow in will vanish in a puff of pink unicorn smoke and our shibboleth will topple off its pedestal like the hollow plaster god it is.

Geoffrey W

Re: Forced to the Edge?

I'm starting my new range of WA (Windows Anonymous, Slogan WAH) coins based on the idea of AA coins. "Hello, I'm Adnim and I have been windowless for 30 days."

Only $50 for a six month coin, $40 for a year coin. They have an angry Linus face on one side and a cute penguin on the flip. Get yours now. Everyone who is anyone will want one. www.MicrosoftSucks.coma

<Rapacious_Entrepreneurial_Face_Emoji>

Geoffrey W

Re: Mint ..

A teary eyed happy clappy welcome to our new cult member! Don't worry if your friends sidle away; they don't know any better out there in the wilderness. Your new friends will love you and your beard forever. <Happy_Crying_Face_Emoji>

Geoffrey W

Re: What do I think of it?

Have You ever cared for much that happened before you were born? I bet not much. Millennial hate is becoming so knee jerk and silly.

Developers dread Visual Basic 6, IBM Db2, SharePoint - survey

Geoffrey W

RE "This, on the other hand, is mystifying. Sentience has already happened, and continues to happen, all over the place. It's one of the few logically provable[2] questions in the philosophy of mind, thanks to that Descartes guy. Perhaps you mean "the singularity", in the Kurzweilian sense?"

"Perhaps longer if sentience happens" was a lapse into fortunate whimsy, to which I am prone. I imagined the vast VB6 project I am in process of converting coming to me in the night as I sleep and snuffing the one who is trying to terminate it while it still can. Coding requires whimsy. I certainly do. Not sure I agree with the singularity...maybe...not for a while...

Geoffrey W

I don't trust anyone who likes to work.

Geoffrey W

Re: time to learn Linux

I think Linux is where you go when you're sick of the world as it is and want the world as you wish it was, but never will be...(unless you're a server admin and then its just work rather than a cult)

Geoffrey W

Re: No surprise most of them are developers with less than 10yrs of experience...

I sometimes wonder why I waste so much time reading and posting on these forums. Totally useless, but here we all are....

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I think I've said this before, but, VB6 is the new COBOL. It will exist as long as the human race does, perhaps longer if sentience happens.

Pharma bro Martin Shkreli to miss 2024 Paris Olympics

Geoffrey W

Re: Apparant moral here

Been known for a long time..."It's the same the whole world over/.../It's the rich wot gets the pleasure/It's the poor wot gets the blame."

Plus ca change.

Google Flutter hits beta: Another go at cross-platform mobile dev

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N(ot) A(nother) F(ramework)...NAF Sounds like a great name for yet another framework. Anyone suggest a word for the second F to make the name complete - NAFF...I'm stumped...

Hey girl, move a little closer. 'Cause you're too gun shy. Hush, hush, bye says Pai

Geoffrey W

Re: Deal

"I'm for that. Guns and Government don't mix well."

Of course you are. Let me amend - Guns and Americans don't mix well.

What's your point about Russia? How much better they are than the USA? What's that the right always say? If you don't like it here, then you can go and...oh, you know the drill...damn, look at those kids pull that shooty thing apart...impressive...whatever happened to soviet intellectuals?

Fun fact: US Customs slaps eyeglass taxes on optical networking gear

Geoffrey W

Re: Call it high-throughput fiber

RE AC "You will never think of doing that again, let alone posting something so silly. For extra fun, make sure to not list the meat product on your custom's declaration form"

I admit to silliness, it's my core subject. But the rules that apply to random entries into the country are always the strictest and carry the harshest penalties. When it comes to big companies with large amounts of money wanting to bring stuff into the country, well, that's another thing entirely. My meaty comment was aimed primarily at companies based in the states that have slaughter houses down in Mexico who send their wares homeward. I, and other random visitors, cannot afford the fees required to bring meaty malfeasance into the country. Big companies can. It's a question of scale. My poor old malt loaf pales into insignificance; god rest it's fruity heart.

Geoffrey W

Re: Call it high-throughput fiber

Oh christ, no. There are even worse controls on food products. They wouldn't let me bring in a malt loaf, even though it was Soreen. (Though scabrous and diseased animals and meat product appear to have little trouble entering the country, perhaps because they increase the quality of what is already here)

James Damore's labor complaint went over about as well as his trash diversity manifesto

Geoffrey W

Re: controversial bro-grammer ?

Oh, sweetie, don't take it personal. Don't you know? Us snowflakes love you all anyway.

Geoffrey W

Re: controversial bro-grammer ?

Nothing airy about sociobiology, unlike all that whooshing air sound going over your head...

Geoffrey W

Re: controversial bro-grammer ?

RE: "Oh, thanks man, I did not know that Fox news and Breitbart are IT news sites, I'll most certainly pay more attention to them from now on."

Oh man, you don't know what you're missing. Their science and technology reporting is second to none. Not even the BBC can do it like they can. Ted Cruz and his illegitimate spiritual offspring Nikolas never miss a word of it.

Geoffrey W

Re: controversial bro-grammer ?

RE: "Damore has a MS in Sociobiology from Harvard"

Socialist biology scientists are the bollocks, aren't they? Dealing in hard irrefutable facts, and only the facts.Nothing soft or fuzzy with their science. Those guys know what they're on about. See Damore for an example.

Geoffrey W

Re: controversial bro-grammer ?

Don't worry. Other sites exist so you don't have to disturb your sensibilities. Fox news, Breitbart. No SJW nonsense there, though occasionally something does creep through and I have to moan about it being different from my opinions. They never listen to me. I wish the daily stormer was still up, or I knew where it existed in the dark. Life sucks for white middle aged male majorities.

If this laptop is so portable, where's the keyboard, huh? HUH?

Geoffrey W

RE: "It says "Biting the hand that feeds IT".That's what this site is about. Come back when you understand that"

Oh, I know all that. I've been here for ages. I felt like biting you lot, so that's alright then? Ta!

Geoffrey W

Yah know, to listen to you guys, you'd think the only stuff worth knowing was computer stuff, and anyone who doesn't understand computer stuff must automatically be, like, yah know, an idiot, and computer guys are gods who know everything that's worth knowing.

Do we really have to deride others because they don't know what we know? There are lots of things that we don't know too and we are probably being mocked right now by people who know the stuff that we don't. You want to be better people? Then stop doing what they are doing and stop mocking them...if you don't then you're just as dumb...Or, no one is dumb and we are just all the same; we know some stuff and everything else is a mystery. The superior people are those that do not mock because they know that together we know everything, and apart we know bugger all.

No Windows 10, no Office 2019, says Microsoft

Geoffrey W

Re: As soon as Windows 7 support finishes

RE: "dpkg --purge $(dpkg -l | awk '/^ii\s+wine/ {print $2}')"

And I get lambasted for proposing a couple of registry changes in windows as a solution to something or other, as that was supposedly too complicated to be taken seriously.

Geoffrey W

Re: Bloody hell1

RE: "A talking marsupial! How rare!"

A talking random meaningless word! How very !rare

Geoffrey W

RE: "I've written six novels, ...[using Office 2010]...and no one has ever thrown them back in my face laughing hysterically"

I write my novels in crayon, and no one has thrown them back at me laughing, either. Crayons are just as good as Office 2010!

Here we go again... UK Prime Minister urges nerds to come up with magic crypto backdoors

Geoffrey W

Re: Almost Reaching the Bottom

I honestly think we seriously underestimate our politicians if we think they don't know how stupid are the things they say. The things they say aren't intended for people who know better. The words are for people who do not understand the subject but think they know enough. For any given subject, encryption, economics, climate change, whatever, the sub set of those who know little if anything vastly outnumbers the subset who do know something and hence has greater positive effect for the politician if it sounds like they are saying the right thing. Us being cynical and calling them stupid tends to drive us away from participation in politics and voting and works in the favour of those who would rule us. Everything they say has a specific target audience and, generally, is carefully formulated.

We underestimate them at our own peril.

Geoffrey W

She became Prime Minister because the Conservatives thought they had another Thatcher and made her leader, then lots of people voted for her in the election. Lots of wrong all round.

In Soviet California, pedestrian hits you! Bloke throws himself in front of self-driving car

Geoffrey W

Re: Haven't been to SF El Reg?

Um...the bye line says the article is by "Thomas Claburn in San Francisco", so likely he has been there.

Geoffrey W

Re: It's San Francisco

There's a school of thought that says Californians are weird because they live on an active tectonic fault, and they are all living under the effects of the geo-magnetic fields created by the stresses. It has been noted that active fault zones seem to attract a lot of strange phenomena of all kinds, including UFO sightings.

Hawaiian fake nukes alert caused by fat-fingered fumble of garbage GUI

Geoffrey W

Re: Duck and cover revisited

RE: "Such an attack would definitely enrage the US, and insure the obliteration of the NK power structure one way or another. Therefore such an attack will not happen."

Unless there's a mistake. For example, this one.

Lets hope that NK has better GUI design than that of the wealthy, technologically superior country that made this mistake. I don't hold much hope; do you, honestly?

You GNOME it: Windows and Apple devs get a compelling reason to turn to Linux

Geoffrey W

RE: I've never seen a commercial IDE that didn't impose a broken and/or dim-witted development model.

I've never seen a non commercial IDE that came anywhere close to being broken or dim witted since non of them are finished to the point of having a fully working model that we can judge. They are all following in the shadows of a certain elephant in the room, trying to catch up. Eclipse and Bloodshed/Dev-C++/Orwell, et al, are all very good and muchly usable but they all, as yet, fall short of the dim witted elephant. ;-P

Geoffrey W

Also lack of brilliant, as opposed to simply good, development environments; and more importantly, lack of end users.

Devs see red after not seeing Big Red on Stack Overflow database poll

Geoffrey W

Re: This will go off-topic, sorry...

I am fed up of people being fed up with others being fed up.

I'm certainly not!

Women reboot gender discrimination lawsuit against Google

Geoffrey W

RE: The third option is to hire best person to do the job. Which means there won't be any women in IT at all.

Sez you. I bet Verity Stobb could code everyone here into a cocked hat. She's certainly funnier.

Geoffrey W

Re: The Pence Rule

You guys always miss out the third option.

Hire qualified women and pay them as per the job. Go to bed early and have an untroubled nights sleep. Wake up refreshed.

Windows Store nixed Google Chrome 'app' hours after it went live

Geoffrey W

Yeah, about that ribbon thing: It's good to see Libre Office is carrying on the Microsoft tradition by making me foam at the mouth. If anyone is tempted to try it out, I can only say beware. I turned it on, then I set one of the alternative display options other than the default, which resulted in a cut-down ribbon with fewer settings. I then discovered there was no way to turn it off again. Nothing on the ribbon itself and the standard menu's became disabled, so no way back to the real world. Well, damn!

I'm sure there is probably a work around I was unable to discover but...watch out! In the end I just reset the configuration, which lost all my additions and settings. BAH! I should probably mention it on the Libre Office site but I'm still foaming.

Geoffrey W

RE: And "the penguins" [...] will continue to point out, as a public service, [Their superiority]

And thus, given the chance and sufficient motivation, I will continue to troll Linux articles and attempt to derail the following comments, highlighting the admittedly exaggerated faults in the feathery community of short legged, useless winged, waddlers. It's childish but, given the level of irritating provocation from such as yourself, it's also supremely satisfying. Back to your guano stained icy colonies with you!

Poor NASA sods sent to spend Xmas in Antarctic ahead of satellite launch

Geoffrey W

They aren't poor sods at all. I would love to spend Xmas in the Antarctic and have a reason to be there, not just a damn tourist. Lucky sods!

That 70s Show: Windows sprouts Sets and Timeline features

Geoffrey W

Re: the 70's? *ANYTHING* but the 70's!

Oh, oh...while I'm here and still awake, I must tell you all about another singer from the 60's I only just discovered and have to proselytize to everyone who will stand still long enough to listen. Judy Henske! Listen to her song "Snowblind" and tell me she hasn't one of the best voices ever. Janis Joplin eat your foot stomping heart out.

Geoffrey W

Re: the 70's? *ANYTHING* but the 70's!

And speaking of sly subversion...last month, or recently anyhow, I got a nice new copy of "Songs to Remember" by Scritti Politti - one of the better things about the 80's. "The Sweetest Girl" cannot be beaten for sly subversion.

Geoffrey W

Re: the 70's? *ANYTHING* but the 70's!

With the exception of Jack Johnson (who he?), whom I know absolutely nothing about at all, there is nothing to snigger at. Melanie and Cat Stevens are fabulous. Especially Melanie who is a goddess who I am unworthy to kiss the feet of. Do not, thou who knowest not, do NOT judge her by the huge hit "Brand New Key"; she is so much more, and even brand new key has its little bit of sly subversion too. I adore her and spent half my life looking for my own Melanie.

Last music new to me? Sally can't dance (Lou Reed - he should have stuck with Cale and the Velvets), and the first three Fairport Convention records.

Geoffrey W

Re: the 70's? *ANYTHING* but the 70's!

RE: "...there was a lot of utter dross in the 70s.. just like every decade before and since"

I know I may be seeing through rosy spectacles (or X-Ray Spex - making teeth braces cool) but...While it may be true there is a lot of dross in every decade, there are few decades that can compare with the highs of the 70's except maybe the 60's. The highs are much lower through the 80's onwards. IMHO obviously.

These are the issues that matter in our turbulent times.

Geoffrey W

Re: the 70's? *ANYTHING* but the 70's!

RE: "the most tasteless decade in the 20th century, from hideous polyester patterns to disco "music"."

One begs to differ: Prime Bowie (Ziggy) and Punk, plus lots of other stuff you are cringing and squinting too hard to see. Plus Peter Hammill at his psychedelic best, and pop music, if that's what floats your boat, that simply lays waste to everything the kids are popping to today. Shitty politics though, plenty for proto anarchists to rail against. I think the internet is responsible for flattening and removing all flavour and savour from our culture.

Firefox 57: Good news? It's nippy. Bad news? It'll also trash your add-ons

Geoffrey W
Meh

Re: I have my do not proceed things as well

So just select "View/ToolBars/Menu Bar" and there you go - There all the time. Your O level English doesn't seem to have helped you much.

Geoffrey W
Happy

Good luck with your Googley BFF

Geoffrey W

Re: Supporting legacy addons is not the real problem here

RE: "Considering its addons were pretty much the only edge Firefox had left compared to Chrome, that's the real tragedy right there"

For me, at least, Firefox still has one edge over Chrome - It doesn't have Google lurking in its belly.

I'm a little trepidant about this change but it will have to be a cold day in heck before I migrate to Google. Hopefully NoScript will be ported, and it does appear its in the works, and hopefully there will be alternatives to the handful of other addons I use. Luckily I'm happy with Firefox' appearance so have never used any appearance altering addons. Video downloaders is the other thing I need to find if my current ones stop working. I'm quietly confident.

US government seizes Texas gun mass murder to demand backdoors

Geoffrey W

Re: Gun Control you say?

I think there's just a quirk in the USA mentality that fetishises guns and am resigned to living with the mild insanity of my neighbours(I'm a Brit resident in the USA). This country will never get rid of its guns. There's a kink in the USA psyche that makes them prone to shooting each other. Canada has a lot of guns too, but a fraction of the shooting deaths. And whats the European country with a high gun ownership - Sweden? Switzerland? Lots of guns. Not much shooting each other. I think Americans just hate each other and every so often one of them indulges their angst by going on a rampage. C'est la vie. I love you all anyway; Weird as you are. I think a bit of socialism is what you need. Love for your fellow critter.

Geoffrey W

Re: Gun Control you say?

RE: "Devin Patrick Kelley got his gun illegally"

It's irrelevant whether it was legally or illegally obtained. The problem in this country is how easy it is to obtain a gun. I've seen a fucking sniper rifle offered at my local flea market, a barrel as big as a bloody cannon! Hand guns are as easy to find as an ice cream cone. Shot guns? How many do you need sir? Doesn't matter if I'm legally allowed one or not; Lots of people are perfectly happy to sell me as many as I crave.

It's a good job I'm level headed and calm...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

KFC turns Japanese bath tubs into party buckets

Geoffrey W

Re: When you order in Japan...

I know its a horrible stereotype and I'll burn in chip shop hell but I used to frequent a Chinese fish and chip shop know locally (and rather affectionately as she was a lovely lady) as "Effin' Elsies.", because the eponymous lady would hand you your chips and say "You want effin' else?"

Why are we disappointed with the best streaming media box on the market?

Geoffrey W

Well, I need "Something" to plug into my TV coz I will go as far out of my way as the next universe in the most distant alternate reality just to get a Not Smart TV. I want the stupidest TV on the block. I really do. I will add anything necessary myself, and Roku makes me happy. Not everyone has the same use case you know, and assumptions about peoples technical ability based on what hardware they use are...well...I don't want to make assumptions about others based just on what they say in a throwaway tech forum. Me happy with choices, you happy with choices, knob end happy with choices too. Isn't that nice! I should find something better to do with my weekends than post in forums. Perhaps I'll watch TV.