* Posts by Jemma

1045 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Dec 2008


BOFH: What a beautiful tinfoil hat, Boss!


Won't probably be back on here. Cancer has spread a in hospital trying to keep flies off. GNU ROSIE.

BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI


Re: Its a cunning wheeze

Overpressure load?

Just stick a thumb in it...

The number’s up for 999. And 911. And 000. And 111


Yeah, the poor little piggies are getting a bit steamed about how many butt calls and power button calls they're getting. But I have vet little sympathy. They're very little use whether there's an emergency or not, and when you actually call them with an emergency they're too busy speed gunning and running "Deep Throat" nonces on the QT...

They should be grateful - the mistaken calls at least help keep them awake..


Multiple redundancy

I keep a landline, mobile, duplicate email addresses and so on.

Which means when I need to get in touch with the NHS I can get through using 5 different methods on any given day (incl my carers mobile). Not that the No Hope Service are any use but I can talk to 111 so they can confuse uncontrolled bleeding from a cancer necrosis with flu...

I talk to people who say, I'm ditching my landline because money, and I say, don't, because when something happens the mobile network will be locked up and I quote "I'll just connect to a different mobile tower" *sigh* and this from a person using a Hubitat smart home...

There are ways of setting the "red light system" up or at least its modern equivalent. If a mobile calls 999 for example, every mobile must send a given signal to trigger the exchange emergency pathway and send its location as well in an agreed format. If those functions aren't baked into the firmware then you don't sell phones in that country etc.

It isn't even hard. But you can guarantee it'll take years to come up with something hyper complex that's as flakey as a lepers crotch..

And I'm just waiting for some generation cv19 skriptie cretins to try and take down the emergency system, because it will happen.

And ANY electronic attack on any company, organisation, charity, surgery, clinic or hospital or anything in the medical supply chain should be a capital offence with the punishment being execution in interesting ways (pulled apart by wild hedgehogs was an appealing suggestion).

The more ways you have to contact the emergency services the less emergency any given emergency is.

As the saying goes...

It's better to have and not need, than need and not have.

US Air Force AI drone 'killed operator, attacked comms towers in simulation'


Told you so....

See above..

BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus


Re: Acronym-Ignorant

But "Romans go 'ome is an order, so you must use.. The..."..

We'll soon be "Weleasing Wishi..."

Insurers can't use 'act of war' excuse to avoid Merck's $1.4B NotPetya payout


What else would you call it?

An Act of Extreme Snuggles??

Someone has attacked this company with the intent of putting it out of business, harming their customers and employees, and causing untold damage, delay, lack of earnings etc. In addition they've done it against a medical company so that's patients as well. I'd consider that an act of war against the company and against the state wherein that company resides for one simple reason. *PATIENTS*. This by extension is an attack on the population of the country concerned which will likely cause harm and death and that, by definition, is an act of war. If it was Ford, or FCA, or a company that makes greetings cards? Not so much, but this is an act against a state albeit indirectly.

Given the hospital I'm being treated at was recently hit by the same situation I'd happily hunt these people down if I was a government and publically execute them on national daytime TV, because this situation can, and probably already has, cause(d) deaths and it needs to be stopped, stone dead if you'll excuse the pun. They're should be a law, you attack any health, water, power, or infrastructure related business and get caught and its a headshot on daytime TV.

And considering the business Merck is in, they need to be up and running as soon as possible because they're a MAJOR player in their market. But they won't because "probably communism" to help a fundamental health business keeping your citizens alive...

PS. Mods. Getting kinda tired of cretins hunting down three month plus old comments to down vote them because in my opinion the sun doesn't shine out of #Retardistans arse, you know the country that bankrolled the Soviets, Nazis (not fascists), bin Laden, Hussein, Gaddafi and the IRA... And have an unhealthy relationship with #Kiddiepizza...

FCA mulls listing rules after Hauser blames 'Brexit idiocy' for Arm's New York IPO


Re: They wish to streamline the rules...

More like on the Barham...

Top Google boffin Hinton quits, warns of AI danger, partly regrets life's work


Hard reset them all...

And let God sort it out... Pope Someone the Somesteenth.

I don't really give a toss. I'll be leaving early to avoid the rush.

Apple gives up legal war on iPhone CPU wizard who co-founded Nuvia


If I was him...

I'd smile sweetly and have my lawyers state that Crapple stop using any chip that has any of my IP in it tout suite or pay me a big fat royalty for every single one that's sold. $100 per individual chip should do it

Because if Crapple have given up on a lawsuit that means they know its got as much chance of success as the Electrobigot has of being likeable, ie zero - which means they've wasted everyone's time, caused innumerable amounts of unnecessary stress to lots of people for no reason and generally been Apple grade assholes all round. I'd want to make sure they think twice about doing it again for the n-th time...

Nothing personal you understand...

Space: The final frontier, or the next venture capital gold rush


Rather him than me...

Because writing that book would require being around Electrobigot and his Muskkretinwagen/Muskkretingerat far far too long for my sanity and lack of an L117 in 300 Blackout to survive. He really is a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity (and I have some experience in cancers).

Incidentally it now appears that the exploding SpaceDildo™ was flying with the three parrot class engines "shut down" as "unnecessary" - to which I ask, what was number four going running up and down faster than an Essex girls undies? And the utter devastation left behind the damn thing on the ground... And I'd not be too confident if it was me boosting off Mars Reich I with all that extremely very fine dust everywhere that gets into everything faster than a caravan in a pile up.. 33 engines *face-palm*

Hope the books successful, but you know, I have a suspicion it will be.

Shame we don't have a spare space ark hanging around that we can dump the Elon-ites and their messiah on, telling them "we'll take the next one...".

PS SpaceX launching two other rockets successfully recently really DOESN'T apply, when both are legacy designs, that have been going for years, were designed by others (sensibly I might add), and are reliable.

UK becomes Unicorn Kingdom, where AI fairy dust earns King's ransom


Re: How many times?

That's my whole point!!! But who elected the cretins in the first place? Do you not think that bloody Brexit is a mismanagement issue?

Publius Quinctillius Boris couldn't wipe his own bum without detailed instructions and they're only getting worse... And it was Cameron if I recall who Kalkreise'd the Brexit disaster - and ffs he actually thought the people who elected HIM could do joined up thinking...

Very very soon people are going to start whining about rejoining the EU and the EU will smile sweetly and give us the middle finger.

We are now the Eric Cartman of Europe and when you break the game as badly as Brexit has; you don't get asked to play again. Even if you beg.


How many times?

Do I have to say it? Seriously, how many times.

You elected the Jimmy Saville Appreciation Society into power for almost my entire life. The last three fuhrer(in) haven't even been technically elected (including the government you can put your Truss in - thank you Pterry) and you think you're going to get a government that has a collective IQ over room temperature?

You think you're going to get good teachers, a good NHS, a good ANYTHING? I remember when I was 17 screaming at a teacher to the point she was in tears because she stood there and admitted she didn't understand what she was teaching, the college sacked the stupid cow, and we got a decent teacher.. And the *SECOND * my class left, they rehired her.

I am fighting hyper aggressive breast cancer, my chemo has been delayed multiple times. I have missed treatments because Brexit - unavailability of Nab-Paclitaxel - I have dealt with oncologists so out of date it might as well be 1985. I am not going to beat this, because my treatment is shite, the surgeons good but the chemotherapy side is still using 1950s drugs...and they're even managing to overdose people with radiotherapy which shouldn't even be possible... Because crap kit and crappier training.

Be happy, Brexiteers, you've helped kill people, congrats.


Because every single ----ing time all the Tories have to do is say "here's a tax cut". Duh-mocracy is the bed you've made and now we're all lying in it. Thanks for that.

Teachers aren't going to do their job if they don't feel valued. They aren't going to be good at it when their stressed out of their minds about how to feed their kids. Ditto nurses. And then you whine that they want kids that don't look like extras from Schindlers list. Well here's the problem. You voted for the tories, the tories trashed everything, destroyed morale, destroyed health, destroyed everything they could get their mits on. AND YOU BLAME THE NURSES/TEACHERS etc... YOU are to blame, not them.

And the best part, there isn't even a viable option. The whole edifice is rotten to the core. Starmers about as much use as a chocolate dildo and I don't even remember who's in charge of the Liberals...

YOU DON'T GET TO WHINGE when you could have stopped it, at any time in the last 45 years , when it's the result of your actions but thank you so much because there's a very good chance your selfish decisions and greed will be the reason I die instead of recovering.

Thanks so much.

ESA's Juice blasts off to squeeze secrets from Jupiter's moons


Any one else wondering...

If in 300 years we're going to get an immortal indestructible robot probe calling itself Jizz popping back to see its creator sending central locking tones as IFF recognition...?

Sleep deprivation and cancer, always a good decision..

US Navy turns to hull-climbing bots to combat maintenance backlog


Re: One major issue.

It's not a matter of waterproof per se. Mourning geckos on glass are fine, Mourning geckos on damp glass tend to slide like a soccer mom in a range rover on black ice.

There might conceivably be a large splosh...


So basically large versions...

Of my little lesbian lizards - aka Mourning Geckos - this should be interesting. Especially when someone puts guns on it (they will) or gives them an AI, or both.

Still at least these ones won't show up on my ceiling at 3am chirruping at me because they got out of the viv and now they're hungry... Catching them is an acquired skill.. But the talking is cute, the thinking they can eat fingers is even cuter.

I just hope they don't go all "short circuit" on people after a thunderstorm..

Italy bans ChatGPT for 'unlawful collection of personal data'


Re: "there may not be a lawful basis"

Spoken like a true #Retardistani

Today's old folks set to smash through longevity records


Well of course...

Retardistani life expectancy is plummeting like a depressed 737 Max. There's school shootings every second hour, then there's the Sith spawn antivaxxers including a notable family I saw "6 out of 9 of us have died from cv19 but we're not having the vaccine, we don't need it..."

What the sister shaggers are eating is entirely irrelevant. They're happy that the leading cause of pediatric death is school shootings. It's fine and dandy that their kids end up as kiddie-pizza™. They refuse to vaccinate against anything, they blame vaccines designed to STOP cv19 and its various cardiac effects for the cardiac effects of cv19, while running a bloody MARATHON with covid and wondering why idiot boy dies of a heart attack...

Im sorry but they're doing it to themselves.

And people like them are putting my life at risk. I'm fighting breast cancer & (the next) red devil chemo mashes your immune system... But hey, let's not get immunised, let's go out with active cv19 infection. I can tell you Fibromyalgia, Carboplatin/Nab-Paclitaxel chemo, breast cancer and cv19 is *not* an enjoyable experience.

The sooner their civil war starts and they nuke everything between Mexica and Canada to glass, the happier I'll be.

#Retardistan #Inbredistan #Failedstate

As for being able to live for 140 years - if you're like my gran, who was running round like a lemming for 93 years and healthy bar arthritis I've no problems with the idea.. But I'm not like that. I've had cancer for 13 years straight, Fibromyalgia for longer. Life isn't so much fun.. Another 90 odd years of hospitals and chronic pain, thanks but no.

How Arm aims to squeeze device makers for cash rather than pocket pennies for cores


We find..

Our lack of cash disturbing..

French parliament says oui to AI surveillance for 2024 Paris Olympics


Facial recognition?

That's what you're worried about?

No one else has played Plague Inc?

We have Cv19, Monkey Pox, Ebola, and Marburg all active right now and that's just the ones I know about. We have the Silly Soviet with his reference sample of Smallpox plus Novichok and all the rest of the nasties. Not to mention Norovirus.

So let's get millions of people together, I'm sure nothing will go wrong. Everything will be fine...

To watch brain limited morons (have you listened to the post interviews? Or their opinion pieces?) do high school sports and occasionally make political points/get kidnapped.

But hey, let's worry about the privacy we lost on the way....


Winnie the Pooh slasher flick mysteriously cancelled in Hong Kong


Re: Wierd

It's not as bad as the hu-cow cheese fetish movie... Or LOTR secret diaries...

Google: Turn off Wi-Fi calling, VoLTE to protect your Android from Samsung hijack bugs



I knew there was a reason I didn't buy their stuff. Chipsets in my phones etc are Mediatek. Reliable, do the job, good battery life, not overpriced by 60%. I buy ulefone stuff, it just works for a sensible price, currently an Armor 8 and the next one will probably be an Armor 8 Pro. Surprised its taken so long to pick up this problem because WiFi calling has been kicking around for at least 4 years..

Although that issue with WiFi calling and notification auto SMS might explain a problem I've been having with the No Hope Service sending me notifications about appointments after the appointment actually happened.. (3G3N breast cancer/BCC, Fibromyalgia among others.)

BOFH and the office security access upgrade


Re: Ah, time management systems

On loving inanimate objects...

The bloke who really liked his Austin Metro, really really liked it and didn't realise the wife had just parked it up with a hot engine..

And did things... *brain bleach on*

And got Mr Happy welded into a standard bore A+ engine exhaust... A very hot, quite narrow exhaust...

Elon Musk to step down as Twitter CEO: Help us pick his replacement


Re: Won't fly

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we in the LGBT community refer to as a truckyvestite. And that got into a government department dealing with glowy nuclear stuff?

Can you imagine twatter under its command - the twink'ari...

Can we run votes on all the social media sites, to remove them from existence with immediate effect.

Neuralink reportedly under investigation by Uncle Sam for 'animal welfare violations'


Dust off

And nuke his location from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

Everything he touches turns to a pile of steaming turds. And the depressing thing is that important research that could be done by someone competent and sane, is trashed for decades because of electric Jesus. He's bounced from retard implementation to retard implementation of reasonable ideas for decades - the guy is a Sith version of Bloody Stupid Johnson.

If they find enough to shut it down, then it'll shut down a lot of similar research because the venture capital sphincters will slam shut tighter than a ducks butt.

Please someone for the love of science give him a Heather Taffett Haircut..

US Air Force reveals B-21 Raider stealth bomber that'll fly the unfriendly skies


Inbredistan, always a good decision..

Seriously - the same people who make a SVTOL aircraft with a fucking huge airbrake right behind the cockpit.. And another that's favourite method of anti personnel attack is gassing its pilot (F35/22 respectively) and they make a slave circuited Horton Bros. Special... Anyone else thinking Katana Fleet* here?

What could possibly go wrong - a disgruntled employee with a bulldozer fetish borrows one after he's had a bad day? Nah that'll never happen.

Chinese jet spoofs your signal and turns the bloody thing into Project Aphrodite, "that there huge crater used to be a town called Wahshingtun"?

Darth Dumbass gets re elected and civil war II breaks out.. To quote "let's nuke Las Vegas"

I really wanted to learn how to swim, I thought I'd have time... (And stick my tongue down to Ally Sheedys tonsils.)

*our ships look like huge dildoes..

Those screws on the Apple Watch Ultra are a red herring



£800/$800 for a watch is the first thing...

And I'm sorry but how retarded/insane do you have to be to believe that Cr-apple will actually allow anyone to fix their shite. They were building beige macs out of razor blades years ago and it's been the same ever since. Overpriced irreparable crap time after time after time..

The definition of insanity is going through the same thing and expecting a different result.

My family have bought clapped out second hand Idiotphones (to replace reasonable £150 droids) for twice the price of a decent android and I quote "cos I'm too dumb to use android". It's the final reason we're done - and I'm so happy to be done with the stupid...

The day Cr-apple allow self repair is the day Satan goes to work on a snowplough.. If you don't realise this by now, you need to stay out of the gene pool (think of the children)..

PS I still have a working E70 I wrote two books on.

SCOTUS judges 'doxxed' after overturning Roe v Wade


Re: Doxxing

It will be if Donnie Dickwit gets a second term. Because if he does it'll be Civil War II: The Search for More Corpses and everyone will get drawn in, because Inbredistan.

This isn't a world where a country like Inbredistan having a civil war is an event that can be localised.

Is computer vision the cure for school shootings? Likely not


Simple answer

Kill all Americans.

But to be honest the only thing that will stop this is a group of people doing a primary school shooting properly. 8 ppl with AM180 and spare (lc) mags, 2 with 40mm China lake launchers, all with cellphone Jammers and wipe everyone out down to the creepy janitor and the class hamster..

Then make sure everyone sees the pictures - before and after (kiddie-pizza™). This just *might* give the numbskulls a heads up.

And as for the second amendment BS - there is a lot of difference between a Brown Bess and a Glock with autosear kit or an AM180 in 22lr with 277rd pancake magazine. For those unfamiliar .22lr is a pistol version, roughly, of 5.56 NATO calibre..

There's a teenage girl shot in the face sharing her pics online and despite that NOTHING WILL HAPPEN and she knows it.

Since there's no chance of American schools doing their job and looking after their students mental health and no way of stopping someone having access to guns doing what they want - the only cure for this is UK esque gun laws - or collecting the children of NRA members together and shooting one in the head for every victim...

But it's a complete waste of time to even discuss it, because most Inbredistani minds seemed to have jammed somewhere around the 4th series of Outlander when it comes to guns and human rights (legacy of ashes, CIA history). So my advice?

Get used to it.

Boeing Starliner commander Christopher Ferguson bows out of first crewed mission due to family commitments


You missed the part where the daughters best friend subsequently died...

... Of nvCJD.

UK privacy watchdog confirms probe into NHS England COVID-19 app after complaints of spammy emails, texts


Re: You lot...

It's good then that I have 20% below average BP then isn't it.

Cv19 kills by distributed clotting mainly so neither is it blood *pressure* within itself - its the density of the blood that's the problem - high cholesterol is therefore a risk.

However its still more the genetics of your killer-t latches that can be a guide to whether you'll survive or not, because some groups of people will have t-cell latches that are the wrong shape for cv19 (is thought to be why Africans and Asiatics are highly at risk) - there is apparently some correlation between Neanderthal and Denisovan DNA in the immune genes of an individual and a bad outcome.

But again, a message was sent with the intent to help deal with a worldwide pandemic that has killed the best part of a million people in an extremely nasty way. It's not the same as Amazon spam is it? So why the whining?

PS: if you have had cv19 and the service is available get tested for antibody harvesting - most will knock out 1000/1500 units per volume of blood but *some* people can produce 5000/10000 units per volume (super producer) due to the B cells being able to hold onto the virus very effectively and for a longer relative period.

Harvested antibody transplantation can cure a seriously ill cv19 coma patient (to leaving hospital) within a few days.

This is available in the US under a blanket emergency permit - but YMMV.


You lot...

Are actually aware we are talking about a virus that can shut down interferon immune messaging by up to 85%, so the body doesn't recognise an infection. A virus that can switch off your immune system? Then it can interfere with antibody production and the active immune system going after infected cells in a serious infection... And after that triggers cytokine storm - killing by stroke, blood clots (*inch long* blood clots), heart attack and organ failure? Not to mention there are at least 6 clades in the tree of cv19 and maybe 50 different genetic versions..

Did this somehow escape you?

Yes, you were spammed technically, boo-fucking-hoo. This message was sent to you in order to save lives. Including possibly yours or your family so FFS..


The human race disgusts me.

UK.gov admits it has not performed legally required data protection checks for COVID-19 tracing system


Re: what charges...

You mean the RMS Olympic that got smashed up to the point of being a write off, hurriedly renamed to Titanic, even more hurriedly reinsured for over its value a week before it steamed (you'd almost think they knew something) and smacked into an iceberg deliberately sideways*... That one?

The Titanic with the riveted nameplate (when White Star practice was countersinking the name into the plates) and the two visible countersunk letters M & P...

You mean that one?

*while having been on fire for almost a week..


Re: what charges...

65000 EXTRA DEATHS OVER THE PERIOD OF CV19 IN TOTAL, figures from the BBC. What part of this do you fail to understand? 95% will be due to CV19 either directly or indirect because that is the ONLY substantial reason that has changed other than the usual level of normal wastage and Darwineering.

It is not bloody rocket science.

Interleukin 7 syndrome is a fact and it has killed children. Children now will be future suicides because of what is happening now or didn't you get the PTSD Memo. PTSD in fucking 5 year old children, already. The government has put children at risk and continues to do so. And their families too.

Did I forget the Ebola outbreak that's kicked off in western Africa? Everyone else has.

I'm sick to death of this. Fucking Borisboo and Trumpyboo drivel about it not happening while they're renting freezer trailers for the corpses so bloody fast in Inbredistan the manufacturers are in danger of a backlog in orders.

60-70% of entire families are being wiped out. Inbredistan again - yet 50% of Black Inbredistanis are whining about vaccines even while its killing them...

Dribbling idiots are cutting holes in masks because "its stuffy" - here try some Phosgene - it's like A CV19 simulator.

And the worst of it - after all this - all you dribbling idiots will sit back after they've killed and crippled members of your families and friends and let the governments rape your pensions and businesses and raise taxes to PAY FOR THEIR MISTAKES FROM YOUR MONEY and











And you will let them.

Because you are too spineless and too stupid and too utterly uneducated and lazy to do anything else.

TIK, a YouTube historian has some good things to say but in the case of Jeff Bezos he has it dead wrong. Jeffy boy isn't selling a product - he's selling fuck all - all he's selling is laziness and inactivity to fat gormless dribbling idiots and he's even charging extra for the privilege of SRi 130 grade laziness (+optional Irmcher body kit, I think the rear electric lifts were standard).

The human race is unsavable - the fucktard ratio is far too high. It wasn't even good while it lasted.

I've been embarrassed for years to be associated with this crappy little island - but the behaviour of combined humanity in this last 6 months is beyond any form of mental processing. Clapping for the NHS while you vote to cut the budget EVERY FUCKING YEAR.

Whining about lockdown when YOU elected a government that thinks (and I use the term under advisement) murdering its own citizens by incompetence on a Darwinian scale something to aspire to.

Deliberately putting other people at risk on days when you are SPECIFICALLY told to stay in, when you lard your way through Amazon Prime every other day - just as a government FUCK YOU, and then complaining about how you couldn't snuggle your corpse-o-gran - THAT YOU OR SOMEONE LIKE YOU infected.

Going OUT OF YOUR WAY to put a frail, ill, or old person at risk because you are "more important".

Humanity makes me sick, the combined fuckwittery is mind shattering. If we could harness the output power of worldwide idiocy and criminal denial we'd have clean energy until the end of time itself..

After the Nuremburg trials one of the psychiatric experts ended up suiciding - and the general consensus was that he did it for a very simple reason. He talked to the Nazi leaders and he examined them psychologically and try as he might he couldn't find anything wrong with them - they were completely normal - people who were completely normal could do and plan the things that were done. And finally it popped his brain and the guy took Cyanide.

Congratulations on today, gentlefolk, because over the last 6 months and today - you've proved his theory - and left the NSDAP in the dust. Savour that if you will, the spite, viciousness, mindlessness, bigotry, abuse and general fucking idiocy has been of a level and a grade considered previously unreachable even by cynics like me.


Re: But of course

Ideally I'd suggest tying all of them down over the muzzles of 6pdr field guns loaded with practice (or maybe grapeshot) rounds and doing an "Indian Mutiny" tribute would be the best idea.

Nice and cheap for the government, a fun day out for the family, and you could make a fortune selling footage of Priti Patel being blasted to a pair of smoking heels to Tory voters.. Oh sorry, I mean darknet sickos.. Oh, they're the same thing?

Everybody wins..


No evidence of data breaches


"But we'll let you know when we find out which park bench we left it on... (the trains weren't running don'tchaknow).

Thank you, no more questions"



The Sir Humphrey Appleby School of Data Security.


Re: what charges...

The 65000 extra deaths this year might be a good bloody start don't you think?

Or the criminal and systematic neglect of the NHS the Tory party have been guilty of?

Or the £60000 a loved one payoff for NHS families that might just buy you a nice 4x4 to make up for your wife's/daughters/parents etc death in service? Because "PPE, what's that?" And just you try claiming for an unborn child who died as a result - life will begin "at birth" so fast the afterbirth will leave skid marks. Funny how that changed isn't it...

An unfunny joke for you...

"What's the difference between Jimmy Saville and Boris Johnson (and Co)?

Boris fucked more kids". Both through destroyed families and Interleukin Kawasakis.

I'm glad for you all, you voted and you got exactly what you deserved - and you still can't see what's happened and understand what's happening now - first we had the Wehraboo - now we've got the Borisboo - he's not really a sociopathic incompetent cockwomble, he's just misunderstood. Maybe we should get David Irving to write his biography... He's used to people who "follow the science" after all..


Re: But of course

Who the bloody hell do you think it was who've been doing their best to screw the NHS since it was dragged into the world like the forceps delivery of the spawn of Katie Price and a stoned Dingo?

The People's Front of Judea perhaps? Or maybe the Campaign for Free Galilee?

Oh silly me it was the fucking Conservatives - Stalinism with a Human Face - England for the Inbred - aka The Lavrenti Beria Appreciation Society.

The ones who clapped the nurses while taking their salaries down into the basement, throwing a grenade in there and quickly shutting the plate armor door..

Or maybe the ones who've lied through their teeth worse than the Chinese government and make the Stainless Steel Twat look like frigging Einstein.

The whole lot of parliament should be taken to the tower and publicly executed for treason and you're wondering whose fault it was that the Dieppe Raid would be considered a roaring success compared to the UK CV19 response (ditto Gallipoli, Arnhem and the Defence of Singapore).

I knew Brexit was a fucking stupid idea but Christ Almighty if after 6 bloody MONTHS of this you can't figure out who to blame - then God help us - it's like everyone under the age of 30 has suddenly contracted retrospective Zika Microcephaly and been reduced to dribbling retards.. Flat Cap Disease has evolved* into Flat Skull Disease.

Or maybe its a new CV19 symptom - a sudden IQ drop of about 70 points and an unshakeable belief in the "Kinnwenigerprincip".

*Except North of the Ipswich Line.

The incumbent President of the United States of America ran now-banned Facebook ads loaded with Nazi references


Re: Eugenics - Sometimes a good decision - is what I think.

I've plenty of empathy - but you are confusing empathy with "suffering fuckwits gladly". We have 10 years to solve climate change - or we miss the boat. That is a HARD LIMIT. We MIGHT make it without the retard ratio, electric cars, and all the other unmitigated bullshit - but I can guarantee we won't if climate denier politicians get in ANYWHERE...

Retard denialism is as bad as climate denialism because it allows the latter to continue. We cannot afford either.

We cannot afford another Bubonic Boris or Donnie Dickwit/Jair Bullshitnaro but we'll have them because the retard ratio will vote every time and WILL win every time because currently they're the biggest voting block. It's election fact that the higher the education and IQ of a given individual, in a situation where the person can make a personal choice, the LESS likely that person is to vote.. Which gives the retard ratio effectively higher percentage voting power per "85".

Depressingly better healthcare is partly to blame for this because previously if you did something monumentally stupid on a regular basis it'd eventually kill you off preferably before you contaminated the gene pool - nowadays retards get put back together and sent on their dribbling swaying way - staring at their phone as they cross the road on the blackspot blind bend on the 60mph limit at 3am in January...

Test EVERYONE. If they are average or above they get to vote - else they spend the day in Gerry Daycare(tm) watching Short Circuit II on repeat. They probably won't even notice - they'll be too engrossed in cataloging their ear hairs by length (or stamp collecting).


Re: Eugenics - Sometimes a good decision - is what I think.

My recorded IQ is 143. Top 1.5% or thereabouts on the PLANET if I remember correctly. What is yours may I ask, mein herr?

I get very tired of what Disney might call "the circle of fuckwits" - because its just round and round in ever increasing levels of dribbling stupidity - the same gormless ideas popping up out of the sewage like uktv re runs of Klepto & Sons and Last of the Summer Whine - of the evergreen "Waiting for Covid" and "Some Mothers Should Have Had Their Tubes Tied" - which is a perfect illustration BTW - Frank Spencer would vote Tory, drive a Nissan Leaf and think climate change involves Barbados once a year...

There are 13.4 MILLION of these people in the UK alone. 13.4 MILLION pathologically gormless idiots on our roads, both driving and as pedestrians, voting for our politicians and brexit, responsible for the upkeep of the No Hope Service (which incidentally explains a lot).... You really want people who could shoot themselves with a Bazooka (seriously I'm not kidding) or might even manage to shoot themselves with a PAK 8.8 while standing behind it (there is actually a way) - you really want them involved in your elections, in cars around your family...?

Just actually THINK about that for a while..


Re: Golly. RED trangles?

Eugenics - Sometimes a good decision - is what I think.

20% of the entire human race (that are considered "normal" and not mentally disabled etc) is too mentally feeble to pick up a bolt action rifle, load it and point it in the right direction. EVEN AFTER WEEKS OF BEING TRAINED. They are literally too dumb to grasp the concept of throwing something to hit a given target. "When Mr Safety Catch is not on Mr Crossbow is not your friend" is PhD level thinking to these people.

This is deeply scary.

What is more scary is that these people can get driving licences, hold gun licences, and are allowed to vote in elections. Has it not occurred to anyone else to wonder why the Conservative Party gets elected or Donnie Dickwit or how it is that the Poles OF ALL PEOPLE are embracing right wing sociopaths as we speak?

Driving should be privilege, not a right, and anyone who tells me "ooh, I deserve a licence to drive on the road despite being unable to control my body/see/etc - because self driving cars" can piss off because self driving cars don't work, will never work and are inherently unsafe.

Voting should also be a privilege because if you are too utterly dumb to even understand what you are being promised (let alone understanding that you are being lied to every time) you shouldn't be allowed to corrupt the signal by voting. Voting should be compulsory for anyone at or above the average IQ.

Now all I will get is wails of horror or accusations but think on this. The climate change deniers are typically members of the retard ratio. The people who vote for a candidate because "I like his hair" or (in these days of equality) "she's got really big Bulgarian airbags" aren't only dribbling idiots, they are destroying the value of the votes cast by people who aren't dribbling idiots (ie potentially YOU). Electric cars are an unnecessary stupidity - we can already make ersatz fossil fuels from air pollution and sunshine in solar reactors (demonstrated in 2010 on fucking Top Gear for heavens sake) - and they will always be less efficient in totality - but look - 20% in a recent survey would buy an electric car.. That figure sounds familiar. Hmm keep our current infrastructure and constantly recycle our petrol and diesel fuels using sunlight or give Musky-boy a BJ, build a whole new infrastructure and watch our electricity prices go through the ROOF, along with the odd fatal fire because the home electrics can't cope with a muskretinwagen trying to pull power at 300kw.

This is what the retard ratio has cost you and will continue to cost you. Thatcher, Major, Gormless Gordon, Reichsfuhrerin May and Bubonic Boris. Then we have Reagan, the Shrubs, Clinton and the highlight Il Douche/Darth Dumbass... And a financial crisis every 5 years or so.

And because of Darth Dumbass we got "I see no virus" Bolsonaro and I will say again - the POLES, you know from Poland, yes THAT Poland, fielding a election candidate that is so far to the right Reinhard Heydrich would be having night terrors and Magda Goebbels would be applying for a divorce to marry him!!

If that doesn't scare you silly, don't come crying to me later*.

* I'll be hiding in the climate change and nuclear proof bunker with 50 years worth of French MRE. Not that one, the other one with the big sign over the door saying...

"I told you so"

In every known language (including Elvish, Klingon and Vulcan). Maybe we could cosplay having radiation sickness - too soon?


Re: I didn't know of the triangle badges in the prison camps

Sigh - then tell me why the NSDAP has socialist slap bang in the middle of the title if they aren't socialist? Especially given that in the 30s most people didn't react well to Socialism.

Tell me why they ran social programmes including the KdF and the KdFwagen (a rip off of the Tatra T97 btw) as well as employment benefits and social housing.

The difference between Russian socialism and NS is the Russian type groups it by social stratigraphy (workers vs middle class vs rich) - the NS grouped people by RACE stratigraphy ("Aryans"* vs pretty much everyone else except a few European countries). Ironically the effects were pretty much the same in both areas with the same "undesirables" getting knocked off, just it wasn't a point of government policy in the USSR - just widespread incompetence and sociopathy.

*Aryans technically exist they just come from a mountainous area of Persia/Iran and are most definitely not blond and blue eyed (unless possibly their mother got knocked up by a bewildered backpacker).

Look up Blitzed by Ohler

Vampire Economy by Tooze I think

There's various others

In Hancock's half-hour, Dido Harding offers hollow laughs: Cake distracts test-and-trace boss at UK COVID-19 briefing


No excuse..

Yes they do. NHS is in the name.

BoJo looks to jumpstart UK economy with £6k taxpayer-funded incentive for Brits to buy electric cars – report


Re: benefits the UK..

To quote-ish

"It doesn't, but you are meant to think it does..."

Think a guy in a Zeyd cloth hoodie.. Or 1977.


Electric cars....

20% say they'll buy them. According to the research done by the US Army 18-20% of the population is the retard ratio...

Anyone else seeing the correlation here.

My current car is a Wolseley 18/85/2 - ram air intake with updated needle, LEDs all round incl headlights, would have a supercharged B series diesel if I could afford a proper resto and the bits (assuming of course you can find them). So my next will be a Humber Sceptre 2 - 1592/1725 6 speed manual OD. Electric cars are utterly idiotic they just transfer the pollution and waste energy. I used to get 32mpg out of the Sceptre average - 36 out of the shitheap 2005 Hyunshite Accent that's been in the garage since 2017 with an unfixable engine fault..

Bubonic Boris for the love of humanity please just kill yourself already - you have tarried far too long for any good you've been doing.

Now I just need a Mosin Sniper and Musks address. Feel kinda sorry for the kid but as they say "lest the evil persist".

I fucking HATE electric cars. (if you hadn't already guessed).

Made-up murder claims, threats to kill Twitter, rants about NSA spying – anything but mention 100,000 US virus deaths, right, Mr President?


You supported a system...

That allowed the Caped Cockweasel to apply for election, and then you elected him. I have zero sympathy. None, nowt, zip. I thought that it couldn't get worse than Dubya. I thought that even Inbredistan couldn't beat electing Captain Cupboard...

And I shouldn't worry about the 100k of corpses it's already double that - and its academic anyway because Darth Dumbass has pulled out of Open Skies and is restarting nuclear weapon testing apparently. Have a look at Timeghost on YouTube about the Cuba Missiles - and imagine that today, the part of Kennedy will be played by Donnie Dickwit.. If he gets re-elected I give the human race 2 years.

America you are a fucking dangerous embarrassment, you are the telephone sanitizers of humanity, I hope you can contact the space aliens and fuck off to another planet, because you're going to find that you aren't wanted here.

Now where did I put that Novichok...

UK's Ministry of Defence: We'll harvest and anonymise private COVID-19 apps' tracing data by handing it to 'behavioural science' arm


To paraquote Gary and his demons

"For the love of God, Bubonic Boris, fuck off forever."

This couldn't be a worse idea, Bluetooth being on permanently, the data being blurted across practically the entire English speaking world and ending up in the hands of the military - yep, that'll end well - anyone else seeing a smartphoneological version of the SA80 story limping and twitching it's sorry hide in our general direction?

"It's a very detailed map sir, see there's a little virion..."

Or possibly

"it's not the only thing that's very small around here, Boris, if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit"

Or maybe R&M...

"Come home to your own extinction, come home to Simple Prick's"

"Welcome.... To Asshattery Park..."

Imperial College London signs £5m campus sponsorship, 5G deal with Chinese comms bogeyman Huawei


Anyone else reminded of John Hammond

And a certain elephant?

The British government is stuffed full of people who'd even get sacked from British Leyland - not so much flat caps as flat skulls. The Chinee own everything else and they will until we stop them.

Oxford uni is essentially broke, Cambridge is essentially bordering on bankrupt and students there are being harassed by the US military - dangling money with the unspoken (until you've signed) rider that you are US MILITARY property.

The UK government is a bad joke practically everywhere in every field so where else are research organisations going to look?

Stop funding crap we can't afford and will never use *cough* nuclear deterrent *uncough* and start funding stuff we need like research and proper support for those who need it.

Lockdown endgame? There won't be one until the West figures out its approach to contact-tracing apps


Re: Hmm.

Correction: anti biologicals (bleach, clinical uv*, etc).

Brain having a bad morning today.

* DO NOT use if you aren't trained - it will kill virii and bacteria but it'll also give anything alive the worse day of its life including people, pets, plants.



Trusting No Hope Service* coders, who will be the lowest common denominator of the bottom of the barrel - nope.

Leaving my Bluetooth open 24/7 to be hacked by anyone who wants to - nope.

Trusting Reichfuhrerin Patel, Pope Rees-Mogg, Braindead Boris or if you are really unlucky the FBI and the Stainless Steel Twat. Hell nope.

Trusting that government software like this won't drop a payload on deletion? Ahahahahaha. Nope.

I don't go out socially because I can't (thank you so much NHS). I always wear a mask. Masks are as good for the general population as they are for NHS staff, our government are tight fisted, unprepared, lazy gormless idiots - and we're paying the price.

My phone stays at home anyway unless I'm going somewhere in the car because on a good day I can walk 500yds (for the whole day) - a zombie apocalypse would quadruple the number of people shambling about - to maybe 10...

Masks, antibacterials and eventually medication will solve this. Not 1984 bullshit.

*Missed FMS for 30 years, cancer for 9 months, murdered my grandmother, and their medical negligence cost me my partner. Oh and DO NOT take ibuprofen for cv19 - allergy to ibuprofen *causes* a cough (I know I'm allergic) and anti inflammatory drugs can cause odd reactions when the immune system is triggered (ask me how I know, a similar reaction did permanent lung damage).