* Posts by hitmouse

521 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Dec 2008

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'Tax' relief for Apple’s Oz customers

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FAIL

Digital commodities still overpriced

The AUD is stronger than the USD and still Australians pay more in relative terms than in the USA for song tracks and apps. Apple can't even be bothered making a lot of song stock available in its Australian iTunes store.

So many online vendors sell song tracks to anywhere in the world, but Apple's fixation on delivering bits to the country where your credit card number is domiciled is so dumb.

Amazon swallows UK online bookseller

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Angel

and so

I will add myself to your like district

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Continental Europe

Getting English-language books to continental Europe is also greatly aided by Book depository where I don't have to wait for an entire basket of goods to be ready before parts can be dispatched.

Office 365: Can Microsoft replace Microsoft?

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FAIL

Why you comment?

"When Microsoft finally gives me what I really need instead of what it thinks I might need, then I might consider upgrading."

Aside from giving you out of 100 million people what you personally want, if Office 97/2000/whatever still works for you, why even bother to comment. If a new camera/car/TV is released and the old one works fine, do you leap in and say why you're not changing?

Your complaints about the file system are with Windows not Office. And having worked in this space myself, what you ask for is a) harder than you'd think, and b) everyone will complain anyway because it's different to what they had before.

If you have brilliant designs for this stuff yourself, I'm sure everyone would love to hear them.

Metro Bank in schoolboy email error snafu

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Quite a few of them

..who are completely unaware of privacy issues as they despatch everything to their 5000 Facebook "friends".

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FAIL

Schoolboy snafus never die

I don't think a month goes by when I don't get an email listing all recipients from an organisation that should know better. Beyond a doubt the worst must be the University of Sydney which runs so many of its public talks through distribution from various administrative officers' email addresses as a more-or-less ad hoc affair. There's no point trying to educate one of them, as temp staff often step in and repeat the same mistake the following month/talk.

Acer to dump 3 million laptops onto European market

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Unhappy

Warranty, what warranty?

Try using the Acer International Travel Warranty and see the disavowel of its existence when presented for service. No good complaining to Acer in the country of service, of purchase or to its HQ as you'll get no reply.

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Megaphone

Acer was unavailable for comment at time of writing.

...and at any time of filing a complaint or a request for service.

Psychology graduates remain poor for life, study shows

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Go

Rewards for the taking

If any of them could find their way to the end of a maze, then there's cheese for the taking!

Microsoft becoming Apple with Windows 8 control freakery?

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at least...

no OEM-installed spy-and-crapware

Rapture postponed as world inexplicably fails to end

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Family Radio website design

I see that their website was completely redesigned ( still a shitty 1990s look, but completely different to its predecessor) post-rapture. Were they so cynical about leaving that they scheduled a new site within 2 days of rapture fail?

Playboy sneaks NAKED LADIES onto iPad

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Apple-ised websites

Adult and dating websites with optional app access are being forced to re-rate all their user profile content to meet Apple's criteria for smut which is about the level of Victorian era primness.

Is Skype Microsoft's PowerPoint part deux?

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FAIL

PowerPoint is a verb?

Lazy lazy opening to an article. Try some real verbs.

Excel. Paint. Access. Mail. Chart. Command.

Sergey Brin: Only 20% of Googlers still on Windows

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FAIL

Explains a lot

about the unfamiliarity of how their products run on desktop operating systems. Ignoring system parameters for locale, metrics etc.

As long as the Californian geeks are in nerdvana, the great unwashed can go to hell.

IP firm claims ownership of DVD video-menus

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WTF?

Prior art

in interactive CDs etc

The best sci-fi film never made: Also-rans take a bow

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Not really a triology

More a trilogy

Facebook forced to reinstate snogging men pic

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FAIL

bullying?

In my day bullying was being beaten over the head or vilely taunted, not being subjected to the possible sight of kissing outside my place of work.

Air Video 2.4.6

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poor quality AVIs

I have a lot of high quality AVIs I've made myself. In the cases where I've ripped my own DVDs for use on a multimedia hard drive, almost none of these support m4v/H264. Ditto for DVD players with USB input - pretty much every $40 DVD player on the planet supports DivX/XVID but almost none support H264.

I too have VLC on my iPhone but you have to go through somersaults to get the video onto the device because iTunes won't just pick up these files in a video-sync.

Updates galore in Microsoft's biggest ever Patch Tuesday

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Patch sizes

The entire set of patches is the same size as downloading iTunes - which you have to download in its entirety about twice a month for patches.

Australians can’t read or count

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Grenade

Journos

Just because a word ends in a vowel doesn't mean it takes an apostrophe before the plural s.

This has been brought to you by the society for protection of pizzas, paninis, pianos, and friends.

Nintendo 3DS contains £60 in bits

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Grenade

profit margin

If Nintendo were really in the profit-making business then they'd produce scents, fashion label clothing and jewellery. Then they could get away with margins of hundreds or thousands percent.

Microsoft calls time on Zune media player hardware

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FAIL

No chance for global success

Despite what were actually pretty good reviews for hardware and software Microsoft never released Zune outside of North America, so it wasn't ever going to get global lift-off.

It's also only in the last six months that the Zune marketplace for Winpho users has been available outside of the US, and even then most places with hardware availablility do not have the marketplace to tap into. Microsoft just doesn't seem to be able to get it together for online distribution/sales outside of North America.

Another year, another iPhone time slip

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FAIL

Apple doesn't retest old fixes

If you look in the Apple KB each time you get a problem with iXXXX you'll find that any bugs fixed inevitably return within 2-3 point fixes. They obviously don't take testing very seriously.

iPhone 5 design drawings spied on web

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Grenade

More importantly

Are they ditching iOS for Symbian?

Apple: If you're under 17, you can't use Opera

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Opera

Have you seen an Opera - mad fat women screaming and all sorts of murder, incest and mayhem ensues. HipHop is much safer.

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Jobs Horns

Told ya so

This is exactly what Apple has been insisting on with all apps that can download pictorial content found on the web. That Safari can download the same material is complete hypocrisy on Apple's part.

Let the thumb-downing begin!

Why Nokia failed: 'Wasted 2,000 man years' on UIs that didn't work

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Also Microsoft..

"Nokia seems to be have been run on the concept of internal conflict - that each group would be semi-autonomous and almost in a state of perpetual war with other groups, and that somehow this would cause the best products "

Microsoft has been like that for years, especially with regard to database, indexing and search technologies, but application frameworks also come to mind. It's just as much a headache for internal Microsoft product groups to navigate these warring factions as for customers, as those groups may sink or swim based on their technology choice.

That said, the biggest competitors that Microsoft often has (NB I didn't say "always") are internal, so by the time it squeezes something out the door, it can have faced down some pretty tough alternates.

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FAIL

and Philips

I was going to make the same point but both Sony and Philips came to mind.- both hardware companies without a clue how to make a good software UX for their devices.

One-third of Aussies 'are pirates'

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WTF?

Two-thirds of media vendors in Australia are pirates

I don't know if they looked at what media companies - producers of books, music, movies, video games etc have been getting away with in Australia for years.

Even with the AUD at parity with the USD, iTunes charges up to 65% more than it does its US customers, paperback books are the cost of hardback in the UK and US, a visit to any suburban cinema costs more than going to a central London theatre. Many alternate online purchase vendors (Amazon etc) do not sell to that part of the world, and I wouldn't say that the ones who do are well-stocked. That includes iTunes - plenty of UK and US material is not available there at all.

The commercial TV networks have been making it impossible to watch or follow most overseas series because of the way they play with the timetables or in fact just discard a series altogether. Finally because Australia and NZ are region 4 for DVDs all sorts of pricing and release-date atrocities are inflicted on the local market, so everyone has a regionfree player and imports what they can afford postage-wise. When you see region-4 NTSC DVDs dumped in Australia you can see that the video vendors are hardly taking the market seriously.

As a result I think most Aussies have leapt at the only consistent avenue of supply available given the contempt and greed of suppliers.

I'm sure that if BBC iPlayer were made available for subscription in Oz that it would be popular. BBC may do that but they're only going after the US iPad-owner market now.

What sealed Nokia's fate?

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Bureaucracy

The bureaucracy within Nokia seems to have been known to everyone but Nokia itself.

I was casting around for R&D jobs about 7-8 years ago, and a senior recruiting agency told me quite bluntly that the Nokia culture was so suffocating that they wouldn't even put it on a list for consideration. I would have been further depressed if I'd found myself working for the company that made the N80.

Visa's chip-and-PIN exemption rules given cautious welcome

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FAIL

Exemption rules ignored

The article neglects the inconvenience to travellers to the UK who try to use their own credit cards at these high street stores and are denied because the card is not issued by a UK bank, has no chip-and-pin, or the chip-and-pin system is not the same as that used in the UK.

Exemption rules for such have been in place for 5 years and are still routinely ignored.

http://www.chipandpin.co.uk/consumer/index.html

Apple's app store policies: What will they provoke?

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Jobs Horns

Censorship

A number of iPhone apps conveniently present the information and services of a number of web applications which can be run safely in Safari or any other modern browser.

However, Apple's puritanical and inconsistent policies over the content viewed through such apps changes the nature of those applications. You are not allowed to view the *same user-generated content* through those apps as you may through the browser. This forces some of the creators of such services to impose the same restrictions on Android apps as exist in the iTunes store, so that an iPhone user cannot see adult content generated by the user of another phone.

The consistent follow-through for Apple would be remove Safari.

Aussie advertisers call for more bloat in web ads

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Unhappy

Many

Most users simply don't have a clue.

Most likely they have the combination of 1) no blocking software, and 2) half a dozen malicious toolbars grabbing whatever they can.

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Not unlimited

Australia doesn't have the virtually unlimited download options that are common in the USA and Europe, so these can quickly penalise the innocent who are not aware of Flash blockers and the like. The internet is not only outrageously slow in Australia, but outrageously expensive per MB.

These users also get hit hard by large updates from Microsoft, Apple and Adobe (which can't be easily consolidated across multiple machines in a single home).

iPhone crashes car stereos, Toyota warns

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No known problems

Is that because most UK cars still seem to have cassette players?

MP: Googlepoly hurts British business

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WTF?

Timing issue

Multimap was a pile of rubbish years before Bing existed.

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WTF?

The even more careful observer will note

the number of ex-Microsoft search and language-analysis people who crossed over to Google in recent years.

You also don't mention the stuff that Bing doesn't do the same as Google.

Feel free to step in and innovate yourself.

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The plural of company is companies

One also notices many UK sites with internal search engines or site maps that are so poor that you can find things on those sites faster by using Google. In the case of Transport for London, I didn't even have to use the site-specific syntax to find what I needed.

That said, I don't agree with everything you wrote (spelling issues aside) - Google don't do a good job of listening to their customers. They're still a company with a highly US-centric view of the world, and they have no real organised way of capturing customer feedback. Spend some time posting bugs on their forums, and you'll realise that the forum has been created and abandoned years before.

Apple clips publishers' wings

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FAIL

Unbalanced argument

"All of the competing vendors are also doing at least one unethical thing, so there's an on balance argument to be made"

The familiar "two wrongs make a right" argument.

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Jobs Horns

Steve the boatman

Jobs is taking over from Charon the boatman, so no one dies without him getting a cut.

Google's Schmidt perplexed by Facebook blather, still fears MS

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Google is half-Microsoft

Half of Google's top engineers come from Microsoft anyway. Everything people hated Microsoft doing they do at Google much more aggressively and everyone loves them for it!

It's all part of the great merry-go-round of engineers between Microsoft, Google, Apple, Oracle etc.

Third party developers blamed for Windows security woes

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FAIL

But how?

Given there are tens of thousands of Windows programs, from thousands of sources, how do you propose this works? The industry already conspired to minimise Microsoft's control over its desktop - does it now want to hand it back, along with the myriad new problems that have surfaced as a consequence.

Who is responsible for the quality and frequency of the patches?

Apart from Adobe and Apple's horrific "replace everything", invalidate old shortcuts and "spray the desktop with new shortcuts like a horny teenager" practicises, the worst stuff is the crapware installed by the OEM and driver suppliers. Most of that stuff needs to be ELIMINATED, not repaired.

Frankly given the size, frequency and intrusiveness of Apple and Adobe patches, I don't want to run them too often. Not everyone in the world has unlimited free download bandwidth to cope with all of these.

Motion Computing outs Windows slate

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Apples and high-powered oranges

It's not a Netbook, it's a tablet computer with a 30GB SSD, wth a capacitive touchscreen that's larger than an iPad with pen support and it's also ruggedized for military use.

As for comparisons with an IPad, it's got USB and SD support and much more built in. It's much more powerful and feature-laden than an iPad.

I had a Motion M1300 slate about 8 years ago. Fantastic quality tablet. I'm looking for something of similar screen size to use for sheet music (since an iPad is too small for this).

Apple refuses frozen iPhone repair

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FAIL

Google languages

There are many places where Google will just switch away from such language settings or present URLs with no language parameter whatseoever. I tried to download a Chrome developer build and it kept switching things to French, as it also does with Google Maps, Panoramia, Picasa, Calendar, Blogger and almost every other google service I can think of. Even when I am logged into my Google account with stated language and location preferences that duplicate all my browser and OS settings, it will always try to trump these with IP-based settings. If you're using an iPhone-based web-app then you won't even get a URL to play with - the buttons on the app will just turn to another language, you'll get unreadable EULAs etc.

I've watched people at computer terminals in hotels and airports start weeping with frustration when Google switches languages on them. Some European hotel chains run all their networks from a gateway in the country of their HQ which causes endless frustration. So Google not only doesn't give you your current language, but it's not even working in the language of the country you're physically in.

Lastly, consider the idiocy of localizing every language name in the search Options screen to the current language. This means if you can't find the word for English in another language or alphabet then you're hosed trying to switch back - especially if you're one of the 99% of people who couldn't edit a URL if their life depended on it.

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Jobs Horns

Californian conditions

If you aren't operating in Californian temperatures, Californian timezone and hemisphere for alarms etc then you are operating outside the expected operating range and test environment for half of Silicon Valley products.

It's like travelling to a new country and having at least half the Google UI (including on the iPhone) switch to another language because it doesn't recognise any of the parameters for browser or UI language.

Aussie gov web wonks declare clouds have grey areas

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Alert

on our own turf

Given that the US government seems to think that foreigners acting on foreign soil can be committing treason for unknown crimes, I don't think the physical location of servers really makes much difference when it comes time for the US to press its interests.

Mozilla plots February Firefox 4 release

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FAIL

Feedback

Will they fix the six month old broken feedback buttons? Click on one and you are taken to a screen saying

“You need [this build ] to report Feedback. Go here to download [your current build].”

Top CEOs agree: US is down the crapper

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FAIL

Stationery

Aren't HB-1s pencils?

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FAIL

LEFTIST?

Because the right-wing religious twits keep passing bills to force evolution and other scientific theories out of textbooks, or to halt research in stem-cells etc? Because they believe prayer is more important than knowledge or actually solving an issue?

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Unhappy

H1B

I interviewed for a US software firm for a couple of years. It was so difficult to find American college graduates with half a clue or indeed any interest in actually building a career. They might turn up to interviews and go through the motions, but their practical knowledge was very poor compared to overseas graduates _of the same age_.

You'd have to invest five years or more completely retraining the locals.

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