* Posts by Noel

3 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Dec 2008

Chinese screw sex theme park


Deliveries .....

Ere got a delivery for you - tradesman entrance is around the back .... heard that enough.

What if you are blind - I hope the exhibits have braille

( . Y . ) - otherwise how would partially sighted people know what they are touching..... sorry missus I was looking for somewhere to hang my coat.........

Mixed reviews for semen-based recipe book


Pass the Bread Sauce....

I think you'll find that the baby gravy darling.

If the other half decided to impregnate herself with the blacmange from this book - would this mean we would have jelly babies ????

God only knows that the Fondu would be like. Let alone the Jerk Chicken.



Surely this should be printed in hardback with lamanted pages preferably able to fit into one palm.