* Posts by Christopher Scholfield

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BOFH: The Christmas party

Christopher Scholfield

RE: Anonymous Coward and the Dulux Mortar Shell

Shouldn't be too hard really. Mr Bean had the right idea with the paint can with a stick of dynamite in it!

Now all we need it a way of hurling it without being a sitting target. I was thinking of sitting far outside the field with a trebuchet with a walkie talkie waiting for teammates to call in a strike.

That depends on if you actually have someone on your side rather than just yourself (and the PFY). Of course, you could always pick up a set off binoculars and guide them in yourself.

Now, if only someone can come up with a paint gatling cannon...

PS I've just signed up to post on the BOFH forums. Why, oh why, doesn't the Reg have Sysadmin listed in their job title section!