RE: Anonymous Coward and the Dulux Mortar Shell
Shouldn't be too hard really. Mr Bean had the right idea with the paint can with a stick of dynamite in it!
Now all we need it a way of hurling it without being a sitting target. I was thinking of sitting far outside the field with a trebuchet with a walkie talkie waiting for teammates to call in a strike.
That depends on if you actually have someone on your side rather than just yourself (and the PFY). Of course, you could always pick up a set off binoculars and guide them in yourself.
Now, if only someone can come up with a paint gatling cannon...
PS I've just signed up to post on the BOFH forums. Why, oh why, doesn't the Reg have Sysadmin listed in their job title section!