Posts by Darren Murphy

BOFH: Look out!

Another boss "learns" the hard way

“Yeah” the PFY says sadly “Though did I show you the one I made which looks like one of those hospital cupboards? The door’s razor sharp and can cut through a drip line, a monitor and a patient call cable....”

The company must have the most expensive Public Liability Insurance with the amount of "accidents" they have.

you have made my friday once again Simon

BOFH: BOFH vs Bot: Ultimate Smackdown

Sums up my Week

“Management” I sigh “There’s some things you can’t explain to them, no matter how clearly you put it..”

another classic Simon

BOFH: Join the club

Brilliant

"They Started it", absolutely brilliant. Simon you give me so many ideas for office hilarity but alas i have a small smidgen of conscience left but that will to take long to purge. scrub -r -p nnsa /dev/conscience there all better.

BOFH: A spot of bother

Genius

It reminds me of some of his original outings where he used to mentally torture uni/college students to death to get rid of them, will the lusers never learn!!!!

Mines the one with the blackmail evidence in the inside pocket( a copy of course the originals are safe)

BOFH: Stick this

Brilliant

I'm thinking of adopting that approach in my workplace only i'm fresh out of carrotts.

Mines the coat with the steel bar in the lining.

BOFH: Blackmail and fine wine

Will bosses never learn

OK, OK," I say. "We admit defeat. We do keep some cash in the office."

"In the tape safe," the PFY says "at the back of the office..."

When will bosses realise that attempting to shaft the BOFH and PFY is suicide, funny but suicide none the less!

Mines the coat with the keys to the quicklime storage facility oh and the tape safe

BOFH: The Christmas party

And i thought they had gone soft

Absolute class, i nearly needed a new monitor after that(must remember never to drink while reading the BOFH).

I really thought they had given up on the paintball idea and offering to to share the christmas treasures should have set alarm bells ringing if not with the boss and director but the helldesk geeks should have known better,

The only thing missing was Vagners Ride of the Valkeries or the music from Predator blaring out over the PA system.

Roll on the New Year.