Posts by Lionel Baden

Reg readers scrap over ultimate bacon sandwich

gotta have

Fried mushrooms and eggs with it

But i have to admit i love to lob chunks of butter on my bacon sarnie.

But no sauces for me thank you

Not a Cloud in my holiday sky

Perfect !!!!

and its weight suggests that half the interior is stuffed with concrete to offset the spin cycle of the hard disk,

Blizzard pwned: Gamers' email, encrypted passwords slurped

step one

excluding those based in China,

well its a starting point :)

nothing like a litte national honour

Nokia straps Qt into ejector seat and hits the shiny red button

Popcorn !!

Its tasting so much better reading all this :D

Oooh-la-la! 'iPhone 5' bares all, strokes tiny nano-SIM in pics

well....

At least their not just glueing them in to prevent user switching (thinking of screens here)

Oh yes this adhesive strip is so that you nano sim doesnt become dislodged. can imagine then very hard to replace

Re: How I'd design a smartphone...

@colin Dente

bluetooth docks are really worth considering.

Re: how you'd design a state-of-the-art smartphone

you would get my money !

Bucks muck chuck muck-up leaks 840 email addresses

Re: guess you didnt read it all

Thats right attack another aspect when original point proven wrong.

Apologies for my difficulties of writing perfectly correct grammer, my point is still valid regardless of mis-spelling and / or gramatical errors.

Fsking grammer nazi's

guess you didnt read it all

ill say it again

Or checking for plaintext email address's

and we have information and security policies in place.

Umm so no checking service that halts any emails going out with hundreds of email address's in the To field,

Or checking for plaintext email address's

Valve opens Steam store to non-gaming software

oh god !!

god i thikn i might even start buying the disc format !

oh wait origin fucked that up

OnLive

Agreed

That looked Sooooo uncomfortable !!!! ill stick to gaming in style on my PC thanks just call me old fashioned i guess

Ten... Androids to outshine the iPhone 4S

Missed opportunity

I Have the LG 3D

It is a damn good phone and yes the 3d part is a gimmick but it is still a good gimmick.

I had the choice to buy it a X2 or a 3D and they are basically identical but 1 has an extra feature.

And in my hohnest opinion the 3D option is well worth it.

Shame on you for disregarding something just because its not fun for you.

Scotland Yard cyber-crime squad 'saved £140m'

NO FUCKING WONDER

I have a dedi box at home got attacked by stupid little script kiddie who rented a botnet.

Police reply

Erm sorry nothing we can do unless you prove it.

in case you didn't realize i am pissed off.

'Find My Car' iPhone app finds anyone’s car

Hmmm

although i do copy paste code a bit *shameface* seeing some of the code people come up with i know that i should NEVER EVER EVER try and sell my services as a coder especially when it comes to private information.

Diary of a not-spot: Vulture hack vows, I will never pay BT again!

No BT ??

considering she is using BT copper for Zen internet your not as free as you wish.

Oh well

Facebook honeytrap used in Belgian hypermart blag

Why is it that criminals can only do this online ???

Cant they just get their tits out and jiggle em a bit and then then would need to subdue him

Air Conflicts: Secret Wars

DO NOT BUY !!!!!

This game is worth 5.99 at best.

As the review says its not a bad game what he left out was "for a child" !!

The story is flat and boring, in single player and missions childishly simple.

Multiplayer :

Trying to shoot planes with lag = RAGE !!!

cap the flag, everybody gets in jet bomber and fly around with both flags till somebody crashes as trying to shoot somebody online is impossible.

If you can get it for 5.99 fine yeah get it but dont bother spending more than that.

Half of Virgin Media broadband ads are wrong, says ASA

@dazzza

Yup your quite right the little guy does usually get butfucked while the big corps just steamroller everything.

The problem i feel is not the advertising UP TO 40 mb etc etc etc...

The Massive problem i have is somebody pays for a 8MB line and only gets 2MB.

Ofcom should regulate it, so that consumers actually pay for the speed they are getting.

(To any negative replies this is bad for me as i have 37 down and 7 up, but it would be fair)

So your paying for 8 mb and only get 2 mb you only pay relative % of the speed you get of the total package price.

understandable

But the speed is not only regulated by the exchange it is also your distance from the exchange.

Please dont think line of sight or the shortest via road either as the cable to the exchange can take a very circuitous route.

BT also tend to advertise on a national scale not your road / postcode area

Virgin and Spotify: A step forward for digital music

Fuck spotify

Since they screwed the free users.

they were very unreasonable with their restrictions. 5 times playing For EVER !!! could of restricted it to a monthly amount. It is very tempting just to open up multiple accounts with massive playslists and leave them playing for months.

No interest now, was happy to listen to ads etc etc they could of even added more.

Microsoft patent points to Skype snooping

Prolly

Sounds about right

They prolly get a 5% tax break for the next ten years yada yada yada, all then need to do is buy skype and give them access to it.

About a year ago i think it was they were offering prizes to crack skype.

London Olympics shop in Union Jack outrage

Well another olympic feat

The British are going to win this new award

How many things can you absolutely fuck up completely before the Olympics start.

Bonus points for all failures during the games.

Rockstar shoots LA Noire onto PC

Meh GTA

Found APB reloaded, Is basically GTA but mmo based and free :)

I would recommend it to all but warning it is rage inducing at times :/

GTA = crappy ports not worth looking at anymore, Which is surprising considering their roots of gaming.

Man battles police siege with Facebook

1st amendment

Would it protect him if he Shouted on a megaphone to his freind about what swat were doing.

Essentially nothing different here.

Public Shout, regarding police activities, but directed to the suspect.

Should be treated the same way if he was shouting advice phoning advice etc etc etc ....

The medium is not important in this case, as the facebooker clearly intended the news to be delivered to the suspect.

Euro space truck consigned to flaming death

Feels like a waste to me.

Storage etc etc Extra bedrooms .....

BT, TalkTalk refused appeal against Digital Economy Act

Well were safe now !!!

i mean common seriously

Your not worried about BT or talk Talk actually having the ability to catch any of us are you ??

WIN !!!!!

Apple will 'own games industry'

Troll Article ???

No i mean really you believe this ????

Bangalore orders Street View spy cars to stop it

@ AC

Well he's organised enough to make a fricking bomb or buy some guns,

Yeah but he also Frikken retarded enough to blow the fuck out of innocent people.

Please dont judge their intelligence based on following blue peter style instructions on how to make a bomb.

Iranian pimp plates arse up Afghan car sales

This made my day

Awesome story :D

Council fined for randomly emailing personal data

Bleh

I dont see how shuffling funds from one goverment department to another is going to help in any way or form.

Im guessing surreys council taxes will cover this :/

People who are responsible need to be held to account not the pockets of the investors a.k.a the tax payer

Germans completely humourless: Official

@RU

Very good post and i have to agree fully.

Although i was suprised to see UK score so badly, But then again alot of ppl dont get black adder

Microsoft becoming Apple with Windows 8 control freakery?

o Rly

My wife would probably class that i am unable to any of those afore mentioned tasks :D

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

now i have to lrn Linux !!!

Stealth-cam software snaps laptop looter

RE: Re: @Steve Evans

Better yet just donate all his money to random offshore charity with the details as.

To attone for my sins of stealing off others.

Apple sues teenager for white iPhone conversion kits

@ AC

and that is why apple will FAIL very badly very soon.

slowly as more and more of these stories make it to the newspapaers even joe blogs down the street will realize the evil pervading their live and ditch the satanistic ways of the the jobs Cult.

Rumbled benefits cheats offer sensational excuses

Fully agree

"I didn't declare my savings because I didn't save them, they were given to me."

That can actually be a simple misunderstanding, from someone who may not have a great understanding of the english language.

Personally i dont blame them, Since been made redundant We have been told we will only get 550 for rent as that is the fair price for rent for a 2 bed flat, and where i live the cheapest 2 bed flat we could get at the time was 650. The waiting list for council housing is 3 years. So yes they will help me just not enough.

Trying to get help from the goverment is like drawing blood from a stone on a planet 4 lightyears away.

Having the Goverment take money off you, is the simplest thing in the world for them.

they can back date however long they like. We can only backdate up to three months and thats only under special circumstances.

So when the goverment claim Foul play FUCK em, they dont play fair either so when they get butt fucked by somebody this is the reason.

Modern Warfare 3 teaser trailer reveals terror on the tube

What ?! @Tom Servo

Wait your saying the COD community is a good one ???

BWAAAHHHAAAHAAHAAAHAAAAAA

Yeah lots of 13 year olds promising to show my mum a good time whilst lagging everybody out on a shitty p2p system because their dads watching porn on the family computer.

UT2004 That had a good community.

"but you can garuantee going on to black ops tonight and joining a game with friends in"

Erm i play with mates everynight and not playing Cod has never impinged on the ability to play a game with friends in it and have a great time.

"Anyone who goes on about other FPS being better is missing the point somewhat."

Anyone else saying other FPS is better is likely to get ignored by you for not subscribing to the Blinkered view of the game.

IMO,

COD Mulitplayer is spammy to fast for any form of realism and lacks immersion. The single /co-op was Very good though.

BF2 BC ^^ but other way round shitty single AWESOME multi.

You Sir

Are a complete retard !!!

most of the people here will have the best connection their line can give them.

Hack attacks on US could spark military action

@Darkstranger

I think you will find we dislike americans as a People not as individuals.

Although im sure there a plenty of unpleasant ignorant people in every country on this planet. You just got greedy and took the major share.

Why we dislike you.

"All necersarry means ..... consistent with applicable international law,"

Hmm Cuba ring any bells here. Americans dont give a fuck about international law.

'Upgraded' Apple iMacs lock out hard drive replacement

as a anti apple fanboi

.... that pleases me intensely.

Porn found in Osama bin Laden compound

Agreed

well i didn't bother reading past the three lines

"According to Reuters and ABC News"

Virgin space rocketship trials 'feather' re-entry system

You missed the point

A Spitfire could fly faster in a Controlled Level flight

This is Straight down in a virtually untested craft.

I would like to of seen your response if you were asked to go along.

I would say No to the Test and Yes to the spitfire.

Nutter preflames El Reg 'cockheads'

I object

To everything !!

well not really

Welcome your robot overlairds, robots

what would be awesome

Would be if they could make it all into one Machine and make it wash the dishes and do the laundry too !!!!

TomTom sorry for giving customer driving data to cops

benn there done that

M1

Apple breaks location-storing silence

@MinionZero

Nice rant :)

+1 vote from me

World's Biggest Pac-Man keeps growing

this makes me think

of minecraft

How do i go about building a MASSIVE Penis just to piss people off ???

Watchdog sniffs Rihanna's 'gently thrusting buttocks'

FFS

Both acts appeared before the 9pm watershed, prompting 2,868 complaints

But when 3 parents complain about seatbelts being worn in a Fucking cartoon they almost ban the entire series !!!!!

That is alot of complaints and yeah i would say its overly sexual acting.

Dont watch TV so dont really give two hoots though.

Fujitsu promises rural UK 1Gbit/s - if it gets 'fair deal' from BT

WTFLOLROFL !!!!

"It is important that the companies concerned make it clear that they are willing to invest material sums rather than just spend public money in what could be a multi-billion [pound] project," said BT.

Yeah cause it ALL BELONGS TO BT !!!!!!!!!