* Posts by Michael Thibault

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Rare gold iPhone 5s goes up against 50 caliber high precision rifle

Michael Thibault

Re: But does it blend?

Yeah, not that impressive. What's the point of shooting that calibre of gun to esplode* some bit of tech in super-slo-mo if it isn't frame-filling and from multiple angles? And who's to say it was only two bullets? Meh.

Anyway, I wonder what the effect of the views stats will be on public mind-share for the iPhone?

* It's in *my* dictionary!

Apple Maps directs drivers INTO path of ONCOMING PLANES

Michael Thibault
Joke

Re: Thats strange...

It's a feature! And, yes, you're quite welcome.

Shtum... but an imminent update will include a means to silence media types insistent on highlighting such beneficial-to-the-human-gene-pool features. Can't wait, myself.

California kids win right to delete digital past

Michael Thibault
Facepalm

As useful and as relevant as..

a fig leaf.

Apple CEO Cook: 'We're not in the junk business'

Michael Thibault
Joke

Re: Whatever

"So yes, you pay extra for the iPhone, but you get a better screen, better camera, better battery life, and comparable performance in a package that's much smaller, thinner, and lighter."

So who says those things are what makes it a better buy?

And besides, you have no taste.

iPhone 5S: Apple, you're BORING us to DEATH (And you too, Samsung)

Michael Thibault

Re: Competition

Entirely coincidentally (really, three adverbs reasonably in a sequence):

http://www.phonebloks.com/

Michael Thibault

Re: Competition

>SD cards.

Bugger that; I want a phone that has modular processors. In fact, I want the whole thing to be modular, so that I can keep it current for as long as I can remember my own phone number. Innovate that, FFS!

One more thing ... Beijing green lights iPhone in China

Michael Thibault

Re: NSA: Thanks Apple for all the China traffic

And then there's the touchy little problem of off-shoring the translation work.

Corel re-animates zombie brand for patent case

Michael Thibault
Mushroom

Nuisance fee, please.

Ka-ching!

Thank you, and see you soon.

For PITY'S SAKE, DON'T BUY an iPHONE 5S, begs FSF

Michael Thibault

Re: One thing the FSF seems to be overlooking...

>This isn't a black / white ... shroud of mystery ... that with open source you have all the tools available to take that shroud down. For free. But would an ordinary end user go all the way for that?

Probably would not. The 'openness' is theoretical, therefore, and almost every user of FOSS is acting--in this respect, at least--as a free-rider (free-loader), hoping/expecting that, in addition to writing the code and updating it from time to time, the programmers and others--with far too much free time and/or OCD--are also vetting the code from a security standpoint. Is there oversight to ensure that a fresh-eyed someone, somewhere is, in fact, pawing through this particular steaming pile of code to ensure that there's nothing untoward hidden inside it? IOW, who's ensuring that the watchmen are clocking in? There's a risk being taken when you use FOSS: you're hoping that the difference between the theoretically-possible vetting of the code and the actual vetting of it approaches 0. If that were the goal, or target, you'd see FOSS packaged in such a way that you'd know almost immediately something of its security audit history...

Michael Thibault

Re: Should we trust Android more though?

"your fingerprint is pretty useless to most criminals (at present at anyrate). Yes, law enforcement would love it but are law enforcement going to break the law to get it (I guess only if they think they can get away with it)?

It will become increasingly interesting to everyone. However, it must be remembered that what isn't going to be recorded/stored using one of these scanners--at least for the foreseeable future--is your mDNA. The evidentiary standard, once biometric scanners come increasingly into play, will likely evolve to require '2-factor authentication' i.e. given that biometrics are necessarily digital in nature, the records produced are necessarily also (seen to be) copiable/transmittable/etc., so any evidence of a 'fingerprint' will have to be backed up by the presence of mitochondrial DNA from the same location, to prevent abuse of gummie-bear- or 3D-printer-produced 'prints'. Things will evolve, IOW.

p.s. On the subject of hashes: I'm supposing it safe to surmise that the fingerprint being scanned is--at least temporarily--instantiated in digital form, in memory, in order for a hash to be produced from it? If that is so, the security concerns about fingerprints, per se, would come to a sharp focus on that particular point in the entire scanning process, and that's where the security largely belongs.

Apple prepares to unleash iPhone 5S, 5C for the GREAT BRAWL OF CHINA

Michael Thibault

Re: I have it on great authority...

>the Newton has that cool puff of smoke when you scrub something out

Actually, that's still around: it's now known, in OSX, as the Dock poof (drop it, cousins across the water!).

Autogyro legend Ken Wallis hangs up wings at 97

Michael Thibault

>i cannot understand why they have not taken ff commercially

Need to find that 'Goldilocks' application for the autogyro—and that's the thin edge of the wedge.

Apple throwing separate Chinese iPhone event

Michael Thibault

Re: Either the 5C or China Mobile agreement. Or both.

>...and have it shipped from overseas.

at a small premium, no doubt. And no end in sight of potential scal^H^H^Hellers.

AT&T helping US drug cops in 'vast, troubling' phone snoop scheme

Michael Thibault
Boffin

Re: So forget about presumption of innocence

Anyone can be a criminal... all it takes is a few changes to the (mis-)application of existing laws.

FTFY

Space-walker nearly OPENED HELMET to avoid DROWNING

Michael Thibault
Coat

Re: sublimation?

* http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/AnnaFriel.jpg

Best argument I've seen for carrying a role of gaffer's tape everywhere I go.

Google goes dark for 2 minutes, kills 40% of world's net traffic

Michael Thibault
Joke

Re: Bing went down for 10 minutes the nigh before

I can't be arsed to Google it... but what is "Bing"?

Michael Thibault
Black Helicopters

Re: Two minutes.....

If it was deliberate--and I can't see it as having been a cascading fail/failover/single-point failure--I'd expect that the purpose was the big diff that it made possible. After all, Google is all about data collection and analysis.

Cognitive computing: IBM unveils software for its brain-like SyNAPSE chips

Michael Thibault
IT Angle

Re: Data Flow...

>the world is FULL of IT "ideas" that have been re-invented and re-named

To make a little room, these and all future incarnations will henceforth collectively be referred to as "ITeas". The singular form of this count noun: "ITea".

Highway from HELL: Volcano tears through 35km of crust in WEEKS

Michael Thibault
Mushroom

Re: I have one comment.

My question: where can I buy tickets?

New NSA tool exposed: XKeyscore sees 'nearly EVERYTHING you do online'

Michael Thibault
Black Helicopters

Re: <s>Para</s> Military Intelligence Services are an Oxymoron and *IP and ISP Deficient

Or "ain't". Verrrry suspicious!

Kids LIE about age on Facebook, gasps Brit ad watchdog

Michael Thibault

Re: In other news ...

Surprise is that they still deliver newspapers that far out in the boonies.

FSF passes collection plate for free Android clone Replicant

Michael Thibault
Mushroom

Re: Pushing Water Uphill

Agree. It seems a noble idea, but also doomed to be terminally frustrating--as tech may well move faster than development of a (useful, non-niche) FOSSilised version of Android can. To say nothing of what caltrops der Google can throw in the way of such a project. In a way, the near-manic general drive to have linux (or similar) run on everything with a processor is a potential gotcha for linux: it spreads apparently limited resources ever-thinner on the ground. Choose your battles well.

Ubuntu 13.10 to ship with Mir instead of X

Michael Thibault
Holmes

linux...

in terminal development.

US gov SMASHES UP TVs and MICE to nuke tiny malware outbreak

Michael Thibault

Whoever got the job, they were extremely well-paid! What can you do to a couple hundred computers and associated peripherals over the course of five weeks--or even a year--that genuinely warrants the best part a million dollars?

Tickle my balls, stroke my button and blow the fluff from my crack

Michael Thibault
Angel

Re: I have a 7 button mouse...

>99.9% of ... users didn't ... know what to use them for anyway.

Much the same can be said for the middle button of a three-button mouse. Sure, 100 linux monkeys will tell you that you're holding it wrong, and that there's a shit-ton of different things you can do with it (most depending on your use of the terminal... sigh!). But anyway, there's no standard use for the middle button. So, YTF?!

Similarly, the right button (on non-antipodean mice) is nothing special. At all. It does one thing: contextual menus. Wooot! Hot Damn! Like you couldn't engage the other half of your brain to pull on a finger, then another finger, and then press one of the modifier keys concentrated in the lower left and right corners of your keyboard to--well--modify the click you're making with the left button? Oh, that hand is too busy keeping time. Why didn't you say so? But, WTF...

The decomposability of a mouse click (mousedown+mouseup, as in HyperTalk) and consideration of time (duration and sequence, in particular, of the two sub-events) makes the second/right (contextual menu) button unnecessary--or, at least, not strictly necessary. Nice to have n buttons (if n<π) but you can get the same functionality out of a single-button mouse; a little software gives me a third way to invoke the contextual menu i.e. get the same result as using the button at the other end.

Love the trackball of the Mighty Mouse, BTW, but the side buttons ... definitely a puzzlement.

INVASION of the UNDEAD ANDROIDS: Hackers can pwn 'nearly all' devices

Michael Thibault
Go

Popcorn

and Parmesan.

Interwebs taunt Sir Jony over Apple eye candy makeover

Michael Thibault
Thumb Down

Re: The UI is a bit .. y'know ... camp

>ahem married...

Well, yes, we can say "married". Some members of the design team might well be. Currently, we can talk about almost any pair of adults living in California as, potentially, being married... Next month? Depends on what the SCOTUS has to say on the challenge of the constitutionality of Proposition

Wait, wait... Oh, I geddit: you're making an allusion to ... y'know ... sexuality and associated stereotypes--semi-obliquely, by way of reference to marriage, and the apparently unmentionable fact that these things are "Designed... in California". Tsk tsk!

NSA Prism: Why I'm boycotting US cloud tech - and you should too

Michael Thibault
IT Angle

Re: Dear me, Trevor, no

@Buck Futter

Code! On tablets! What could be better?

Sneaky new Android Trojan is WORST yet discovered

Michael Thibault
Mushroom

Mmmm...

I be smellin' me some popcorn.

iPHONES and 'Pads BANNED in US for violating Samsung patent

Michael Thibault
Facepalm

Er..umm

Isn't the interdiction of importaion of the whole a bit... um... extreme relative to the apparent infringement of a very narrowly-delimited aspect of the functioning of the kit? And, seemingly, in software, to *cough* boot?

Apple releases Mountain Lion, Safari updates

Michael Thibault
Boffin

Re: Copawhat?

Merriam-Webster says:

"Origin of COPACETIC

origin unknown

First Known Use: 1919"

Since the origin is unknown, there's no etymology.

Facebook teens' kimonos - basically never closed

Michael Thibault
Mushroom

emmainyerwaymiss?

Most galling aspect? She apologized for the tweet that contained the boast of having hit a cyclist--rather than for having hit the cyclist. D'uh.

MIT takes battery-powered robot cheetah for a gallop

Michael Thibault

Re: Outrunning a human?

The noise associated of its current operation should be sufficient to disorient people, after which the thing can simply aim itself at the nearest human... Hit 'em in waves. Weaponisation problem solved.

Rolls-Royce climbs aboard Bloodhound SUPERSONIC car

Michael Thibault
Mushroom

Re: Interface (Verb)

I wonder if they've considered that when push comes to kablooey, it might make some sense to take advantage of the kit's inclination to reach for the stars, as using an ejection seat will be much, much more fun--and way, way cooler--from altitude.

Alleged CIA spook cuffed by Russians: US Gmail 'spycraft' revealed

Michael Thibault

>a meeting without coffee

Always serious business, that.

Bill & Jobs' excellent adventure: Steve's tech looked better than mine

Michael Thibault
Facepalm

Re: Can't create documents on iPad ..

"This [chart] works best on a wide screen, but if you have to scroll horizontally, the left column with the app names will stay hovered on screen. Hover over an app’s title in the table to see additional features which might not be part of the main chart, and click to scroll to its full data block. Holding down command while hovering over the body of the chart will highlight the current row. Clicking a row will outline it. Clicking a feature header at the top will dim apps which don’t have that feature."

Smacked my gob, that did! But I then realised "Oh! Well, of course! The author 'get's it'".

10-day stubble: Men's 'socio-sexual attributes' at their best

Michael Thibault
Facepalm

Re: Curious to know...

There's itchy, and there's ticklish.

Michael Thibault

Curious to know...

At what point does a beard become ticklish? Just askin'?

Is this the first ever web page? If not, CERN would like to know

Michael Thibault

Re: On a NeXT machine

That would have been System 7, had you been downloading (viewing) something very near 'the big bang'.

Cook: iPad is a gateway drug which leads to harder Mac addiction

Michael Thibault
Thumb Up

Re: Believe what I say not as I do

If what you say is even half-true, I'm inclined to wonder whether or not they're about to re-jig the whole space i.e. re-define all that is shiny...

Peak Apple: First 'profit slip' in a decade - and, boy, it's gonna be BIG

Michael Thibault
Facepalm

Re: AAPL maintains 50B p.a. cash surplus rate

>I think AAPLs demise was prematurely announced

Who is it who keeps DOING that? Must be the umpteeninth time AAPL've been having their going-out-of-business sale.

Anyway, a point related to the overall chatter here: if there's a bubble, it's in the artificial world of investors, analysts, stockholders, 'players', etc.. They're NOT connected to reality.

Michael Thibault
Trollface

Well...

of course, those articles aren't to be found: 'ya can't make no money from them'. Besides, it's widely known, and accepted, that Ms jumped the shark YEARS ago. If any company deserves encouragement in its earthward spiral, it's Ms. Don't see much of that, though--most everyone loves a free ride, I guess.

Michael Thibault

Re: Wouldn't.....

Vinegrrrrr much?

Apple fanbois' accidental bonking ruled too obvious by watchdog

Michael Thibault

Re: 'Obvious' is an interesting term

Books--an admittedly much, much older technology than tablets or smart-phones--might also benefit (and might also have benefitted) from such radial thinking, but I haven't seen any books sporting such rounded corners. Why didn't someone think of rounding those corners--oh, I don't know--centuries ago? Shirley Ann Obviosity?

Harassed Oracle employee wins case, cops huge legal bill

Michael Thibault

Re: It all boils down to!

Loaded+rhetorical question. Do you mind if I call "Bullshit!"on that?

What was the plaintiff after in this instance i.e. what, for her, did 'justice' mean? Compensation? Formal recognition by, and in, the court that harassment had occurred? Both simultaneously? That the company made an offer part-way through proceedings could be taken by many, if not most, that they'd acknowledged that she had some basis for bringing the suit. Those a little closer to legal matters would recognize that the offer did not necessarily carry with it an admission of guilt or culpability. That she continued beyond that offer--which, if I read things correctly, brought her up level with respect to her costs to that point in time--suggests strongly that she wanted above all the court's official word on whether or not harassment had occured. She got that.

However, there's no free lunch, and the rules of the game are known, or knowable. The particular filip here is one she could, and should, have seen coming. It seems the plaintiff got what she wanted; her own actions suggest that that is so. Should she be entitled to more? Apparently no(ugh)t.

Who's a Siri boy, then? Apple hoards your voices for TWO years

Michael Thibault
Facepalm

Next up...

Every six months turn off Siri, wait x minutes, then turn it back on... what happens?

Why would anyone ask a machine for information relative to some questionable, unethical, immoral, and/or illegal activity--past, current, or planned--of their own? Is there anyone that stupid? If so, and you're one of those people, here's a tip: Do shut up!

Boffins: Tireless star spurted deadly jets for half an hour at a time

Michael Thibault

Re: Gosh Batman

Big stars go BANG much moreso than small stars go BANG--but both really do go BANG.

FTFY.

Michael Thibault

Re: missing a big anomaly

>a cube 21m on each sid... all of the gold we've dug out of the ground

IIRC, that's the low end of estimates (recently read somewhere on the BBC). But, either way, rarity's relative. So what are you relating it to?

Michael Thibault
Boffin

Re: 1 billion miles?

And what's a beeelion miles in a universe this size, anyway?

Cutting CO2 too difficult? Try these 4 simple tricks instead

Michael Thibault
Angel

Re: Birth control is simple

I gave you a finger... er, thumb. Do with it what you will.

"To not have kids". Hmmm, yes, very easy to do, but very difficult to undo. Most will err on the side of having kids, as not having them and later discovering that things didn't go down/come up the drain--as had been suggested would happen--while not having any grey hair attributable to the raising of children would be a major downer. Better to err on the side of caution and drop a couple than be left with only one pair of hands to hold. Or wring.

Birth control is simple, yes, but runs up hard *cough* against some rather deeply-entrenched dogmas on what though shalt and thou shalt not do. And there's the sticky *cough* problem of "Who's first? Anyone? Anyone?"

Ultimately, though, if humans are on their penultimate (or near-ultimate) legs, the problem will solve itself, and, if that's the case, its all about the race to arrange for front-row seats to watch it all go down. If only the reel had a shuttle - we could speed things up, slow it down, go backwards...

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