Posts by Mr C

Brit ISPs censor Wikipedia over 'child porn' album cover

I want candy

"Provocatively posed naked 15-year-old girl cavorting with several badly dressed new romantics in woodland sex-scene album-cover pedo shock!"

I see that 80s popsters Bow Wow Wow haven't had their Wikipedia page censored yet -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bow_Wow_Wow

Beeb to cut the f**king swearing

Whoreless PC EPG

I see that Channel 4's PC thought-police have been at the Freeview EPG - my PVR recorded "The Devil's Whore" with the mysteriously censored filename "The Devil's Wh**e.rec".

Back in the 80s Russ Abbot used to get away with "Miss Funny Fanny" and Friar Tuck spoonerism jokes on a Saturday tea-time. I don't seem to remember anyone being offended back then.

Brits decline to 'think outside the box'

The pits

Anyone using the phrase "at the coal-face", who is not directly involved with the deep-mining industry, gets my vote for being chucked down a mine-shaft.

Lewis Hamilton mulls riding Virgin

"Houston, we have a problem"

"Your call is in a queue and we will answer as soon as one of our advisers is available..."

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"Good evenings, Sir. My name is Chandra and you are through to number one internet providings company VirginMedia. What is the problems with your internet providings, Sir?"