* Posts by Martin Budden

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Tiny trackers untangle bee secrets

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Did the researchers take wind into account?

There's no mention in the synopsis of the researchers taking into account wind direction and speed, but I'll bet good money the bees did. If the researchers forgot about wind, it may be the case that the bees did even better than the researchers think they did.

DARPA demos cyborg binoculars to spot the enemy

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I'd be more concerned with false negatives.

Those are the ones that are going to hurt you.

UK electric car funding - another subsidy for the rich say MPs

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Re: Plug in cars ain't green.

@ original poster Pedigree-Pete "You still have to generate the electrickery somehow."

I have a large number of PV panels on my roof, so if I were to charge a plug-in car from those it would be green. There are plenty of ways to generate green electrickery.

Who queues for an iPhone 5? Protesters, hipsters and the jobless

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Re: I love gadget queues!

Have a symbol of a cymbal:

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/169/169,1210802663,6/stock-vector-cymbal-12601177.jpg

Osborne hands £80m tax break to punters drilling in 'old' oil, gas fields

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Re: Why? @wowfood

Get an electric oven. Get a stovetop with gas hobs.

It's not about running costs, it's about making cooking easier and therefore more enjoyable, which means you'll cook more often and eat better food.

NASA reports first sighting of dry ice Martian snowfalls

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Re: Mars ski season opens!

Visiting Mars would be awesome. Skiing is awesome. Skiing on Mars would be worth almost any price!

Having recently returned from a two-week ski holiday in Thredbo I can attest to the high price of the lift passes there. Fortunately, the snow was unusually good (for Australian snow) and I had a great time.

Coat icon because I'll need all the insulation I can get while skiing on Mars.

Who'll save the 100 most endangered species? Microsoft, apparently

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"Although the value of some species may not appear obvious at first, all species in fact contribute in their way to the healthy functioning of the planet."

Does that include lawyers?

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Re: "How can Apple respond to that?"

The rate they were getting it on, I wouldn't call them "fuckers".

Vulture Central logo pops up in prehistoric France

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Pictures, or it didn't happ....oh.

Angry Sunfish in piscene boss battles

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Disappointed.

From the heading I was expecting ocean sunfish (Mola mola) getting all fighty. Those things are huge, they can weigh more than two tonnes!

Boffins confirm sunspot-weather link

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"Sunspots still don’t account for climate change" orly?

Let me ftfy:

"We still don't know for sure if sunspots do/don’t account for some/all of climate change"

Curiosity spins its wheels and shoots up the Martian landscape

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Re: 100 meters is less than a full brontosaurus?

One Reg brontosaurus is 138.2851 metres, and yes that does seem optimistic! 20 metres would be about right. I think there may be a problem with the Reg online standards converter.

Creepy skull find proves Man penetrated Asia 60,000 years ago

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Boffin

There is a theory (and it has some merit) that modern humans are extremely good at adapting to a wide range environments and that is why we have succesfully populated almost the entire planet. Therefore, no need to evolve to cope with climate change: we are already adaptable as we are. What is it about us which makes us so good at adapting? Big brain. When small-brained early humans evolved to become big-brained modern humans, *that* was the only evolution that was necessary to allow us to cope with all the climate and location changes we've experienced since.

Curiosity's laser turns Mars rocks to 'glowing plasma'

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They really picked the wrong name for that rock.

They should have called it "The Cat".

NASA picks the target for Curiosity's first road trip

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Re: lazy reporting

If we could just stick to the standard units I'll know exactly what we're talking about. Distance should be measured in any of Linguine, Double-decker bus, Brontosaurus and speed should be measured in Percentage of the maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum.

DNA barcodes leap out of the lab

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Re: Spraying DNA on things

Which might be why the article makes no mention of any attempt to patent the technology.

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Re: Smartwater

I've just read up on SmartWater and it appears to be incredibly easy to foil: it relies on a "binary sequence" of different chemicals to create different combinations... so all the criminal needs to do is to walk into two or more shops before the crime to get coated with multiple overlayed sets of chemicals.

Example: Let's say there are just ten chemicals called A to J. Two shops each have their own unique set of chemicals:

Shop 1 has A B D H I

Shop 2 has B C D F J

Our cunning crim walks into both shops on purpose to get overlayed sprays and is now tagged like this:

A B C D F H I J

That's not going to stand up in court.

On the other hand, a DNA system will have genuinely unique and *unmixable* signatures.

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Cost?

How much will it cost me to spray-DNA-barcode all the stuff in my house?

How much will it cost PC Plod to read the DNA-barcode on any recovered stolen stuff?

If the tech is not reasonably cheap at both ends then it is doomed to be used only for super-high-end stuff e.g. priceless museum exhibits.

LOHAN's fantastical flying truss sprouts tail

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@ Andy E

Did you check for unnecessary apostrophes?

Curiosity phones home through Amazon cloud

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WTF?

Is this the service that overloaded?

If so, I'm surprised they are bragging about it. http://xkcd.com/1091/

Murdoch pitches battery for renewables

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Energy density?

Cheap is good, but what is the likely energy density? Enquiring minds...

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Elementary mistake...

The El Reg article keeps saying "silicon" but it should be "sodium".

Russian rocket fails to orbit 2 satellites after booster bungle

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Re: NASA doesn't have any more money to throw at SpaceX

Of course they do! NASA threw more cash at SpaceX just the other day: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/08/03/nasa_commercial_crew_investment/

Boffins: We are VAPORISING the Earth... for science

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Good article ruined...

...by the completely irrelevant picture.

As much as I'd like to see a proper simulation of a planet imploding as a result of a singularity being introduced at the centre, this has nothing to do with the research being reported.

Climate change behind extreme weather, says NASA

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Re: Doesn't add up

Paying people to administer the tax is just another way to "rebate" the money to legal residents.

Greenland ice sheet not going anywhere in a hurry, say boffins

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Does it fatten as well as thin?

The article talks about periods of thinning and periods of no thinning... does it ever fatten, or are all the changes thinification?

Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Bauernfrühstück v bacon sarnie

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The Hungover Cookbook

I can highly recommend "The Hungover Cookbook" by Milton Crawford.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Hungover-Cookbook-Milton-Crawford/dp/022408657X

Bomb sniffing “electric nose” turns cancer detector

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This is awesome.

I can imagine a time when breath analysers are at the reception desk of every GP clinic: the receptionist asks you to breath into the thingamy, and by the time the doctor calls you through they have already seen a report of all sorts of diseases you have.

Using Facebook causes less eco damage than farting, figures show

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ignition source?

It's all very well to say that burning fart methane to CO2 reduces the greenhouse effect, but you've failed to take into account the ignition source: burning a fart involves *two* flames, one from a match or cigarette lighter (or firework if you live in Darwin) and one ex-anus. You need to factor in the greenhouse impact of producing, transporting and burning the ignition source.

MYSTERY as six people SURVIVE deadly VAMPIRE BAT BITES

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avoid at all costs

While working in a hospital in Kenya I saw a patient die of rabies. It was a really Really REALLY unpleasant way to go.

Russian tech baron shocks physicists with £3m cash wad

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Re: "...the study of wall-crossing phenomena."

As always in physics, observing the event is relatively easy. The really tricky bit is interpreting causality: why?

LOHAN breathes fire in REHAB

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Re: Rockoons

The LOHAN team are well aware of the pre-existance of rockoons, however they have decided to call theirs a "ballocket". Same thing, it just sounds better.

Qubits turn into time travellers

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Re: There is an interpretation of entanglement which says that the quantum field is bollocks.

I have a pair of those, and there isn't any entanglement because I shower every morning.

UK's thirst for energy falls, yet prices rise: Now why is that?

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Re: Why trends don't predict the future

This confusion is exactly why I think we should dump the kWh unit and replace it with something else. I'd like to suggest we call the new unit the "cuppa", which is the amount of energy used to boil a cupful of water (like many things cup size is relevant (see icon), also relevant are ambient temperature, altitude etc, so let's peg it at 10 cuppas = 1 megajoule). Everyone is familiar with a cup of tea (or coffee) and how hot it is, so hopefully people will be able to relate the unit "cuppa" to the amount of energy it represents.

I notice that El Reg does not currently have a standard unit of energy (presumably relying on the somewhat clumsy Norris-linguine) and a cuppa would nicely fill the gap. Especially if accompanied by a biscuit or two. www.theregister.co.uk/Design/page/reg-standards-converter.html

Solar, wind, landfill to make cheapest power by 2030

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Re: Re: renewables in Australia

I installed solar PV a few months ago and I expect to get payback in less than a decade, and I have a one-to-one feed in rate (ie at my meter 1kWh coming in is worth the same money as 1kWh going out). Yes I have taken into account the extra mortgage interest I'm paying because of the re-draw to pay for the panels, and even with that, payback is less than a decade. Shop around and do the sums, you may be surprised at what you find.

Boffins puzzled over impossibly fast ice avalanches on Saturn's moon

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Re: says

I also immediately thought about pyroclastic flows: even over land "the rocks flow on for 20 or 30 times farther than the first fall, sometimes even managing to surge uphill" - to quote the article about Iapetus.

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"IMPOSSIBLY FAST ICE AVALANCHES"

Er no Ms Parnell, they may well be very fast but but we know for sure they are not impossibly fast.... because then their speed would be *cough* impossible and they wouldn't have happened the way they did. Have you, by any chance, ever used the expression "I literally died"?

Texan scientists create tiny, tiny laser

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Re: Emission wavelength?

The emission wavelength of this laser is tiny.

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Re: Tiny, tiny lasers

A Mini-Me-shark?

Schneider moves into Cisco's Olympics crib, dims lights

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Not true.

"The problem we all face us that demand for electricity is rising"

Ignoring the typo, that statement is not true. In the part of the world I live (SE Australia) electricity demand is declining and has been for several years. This is mainly because people are more conscious of avoiding waste use (basically doing a Smart City thing but without Schneider's help) and partly because of the rise of rooftop solar PV.

CSIRO seas how Oz could wave goodbye to dirty power

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Re: What environmental impact indeed

I think I see what you mean: that looks like a fine example of an artificial reef. Presumably it will attract marine life and increase local biodiversity, much in the same way as the "Rigs-to-Reefs" program and the "Reef Ball Foundation" do.

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"The report sounds a warning on the environmental impacts of wave energy (with consequent knock-on effects for tourism, shipping and marine life)"

Wave-powered electricity generators must be removing energy from the waves. I can see how the generators can adversely affect shipping, I can see the potential to adversely affect tourism at surfing locations (e.g. Bells Beach), but I can't think of a way that it will adversely affect marine life. About the only environmental impact I can think of is slowed coastal erosion (which many people will see as a benefit). Maybe some other commentard can think of other environmental impacts.

'Spintronics' brings IBM's Racetrack Memory closer to reality

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Re: Bloody hell...

Yep, kids think I grew up in the stone age, so much has changed. What will the grandkids think?!

Old-timer Odyssey to babysit Curiosity's Mars landing

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martian space junk?

I know there are huge numbers of man-made items orbiting Earth, I wonder how much space junk we've put into martian orbit so far? (Not trying to detract from technical achievements, just curious)

LOHAN acquires mighty igniter arsenal

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Re: Budgies in Near Space

That's how budgies *should* be smuggled. Take note Queenslanders: you're doing it wrong.

The Higgs boson search continues ... into ANOTHER dimension

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Re: In the lab one day..

Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?

I think I am B2!

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Re: Worldwide collider project

The only way to accurately understand how the universe works would be to get a full-scale working model and then study that. So what we need, really, is something that is just as big as the universe, looks just like the universe, and behaves just like the universe.... where could we find one of those???

Time for Victoria to adapt, says Climate Commission

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@Mark 65

Sad but true.

Ocean-seeding experiment re-ignites geo-engineering debate

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Making new oil?

Granted, it'll be a while until it's ready to use.

Hubble spots ancient spiral galaxy that SHOULD NOT EXIST

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Re: Where's the science?

You had me at "boobs".