* Posts by Martin Budden

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Elon Musk envisions small town of vegetarians on Mars

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@ Beachrider Re: "ship off thousands of vegetarians to Mars"

2) They didn't need to sacrifice anything: if the pesky ISS hadn't been in the way the secondary payload would still have been delivered. Losing one engine out of nine did not restrict the vehicle's capabilities - that's why it's built that way.

Sailboat cracks 100 km/h for first time

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I love this sort of madness.

More please!

Toshiba boffins build nuke-proof 'bot

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Here's an idea...

Get a few prisoners sitting on death row (there are plenty in 'Merica) to volunteer to do the cleanup. Cheaper and more effective than any robot. If they need any enticement, offer them a couple of cold beers at the end of each working day, that should have them queuing up.

Automatic Facebook couple pages: Nauseating sign of desperation

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Re: *chunder*

I was in mascara once. Looked damn fine if I do say so myself.

CERN rushes to install new anti-matter hunter

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Joke

Everything is opposite.

Does this mean they hope the new detector is a complete failure?

BOFH: Hasta la Vista... luser

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obligatory

http://xkcd.com/627/

Apple cultists slaver as Mothership landing now foretold in 2016

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not future-proofed

The problem with a circular design is that you can't easily extend without ruining the effect.

Australia's Parliament House (not circular, nevertheless a neat shape) has the same problem.

UN: Greenhouse gas emissions gap is out of control

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@NomNomNom

Just once?

First FIRE TORNADO documented in Australia

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Re: Anyone else..

We have regular "hazard reduction burns" these days.

Canberra has also set up "Community Fire Units" which are groups of locals who live along the urban fringe who have been trained and equipped by the full-time Fire Service to fight fires as they arrive. I was a member of my local CFU until a few years ago when I moved to a different area further from the fringe. CFU members are issued with full protective clothing and equipment, plus standpipes, firehoses, pumps, rakes, etc etc. They are have been properly trained, and practise using the equipment as a team once a month.

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link

https://maps.google.com.au/?ll=-35.364132,149.043639&spn=0.005005,0.004565&t=h&z=18

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I was living just a short walk from the section marked ‘FT’ and I was at home when the fire arrived (preparing my house and yard for the approaching fire). I can assure everyone that yes there was a fire tornado, and yes the fire was generating multiple bolts of lightning just above street-light level. There was no sky, it was pitch black because the smoke was so thick, the only light was from the trees all around exploding into flame and the flashes of lightning. It felt like the apocalypse had arrived. I will never forget that day.

In addition to many houses being burned down by fire, there is no doubt that the strong wind destroyed some houses: it ripped their roofs off and flattened their brick walls. The day after the fire I walked around the area and found the roof from one of the houses shown in the article's picture had landed on the other side of Mount Arawang. Here is a link to the latest Google Maps satellite image of the same area, showing how the houses have been rebuilt now.

Boffins biff over ‘twisted radio’

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@bonkers Re: Rebecca M & The fundamental things apply

"minor typo's aside"

You did that on purpose, didn't you. Well done, you've successfully induced apostrophe apoplexy in this commentard.

Plenty more fish (and other eukaryotes) in the sea, say boffins

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Re: and how many of those new species are tasty?

Sea cucumbers are NOT tasty. They are like gritty snot. Where's the puke icon when you need it?

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Re: Paulay - an expert on sea cucumbers that can grow to about 10 foot long

Thank you. SI only at the Reg please.

Galapagos islands bombed with 22 tonnes of Blue Death Cornflakes

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Re: Decimated

funny

Sun’s lost cousin may be to blame for wonky ecliptic

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And the rest!!!

"Humanity has, to date, observed just one other multi-planet solar system, Kepler 30"

There are 126 known multi-planet systems.

Maybe Mars had 'warm' water after all

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Not going to get life from that.

The water was warm, full of nutrients, but the warmth was generated by an impact... so the water would have cooled to below "goldilocks" in a very short time after the impact. I'm guessing days or even hours. Much too quick for life to take hold.

US petitions Obama for better policing of its mega-cities

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Re: Hmmm

Extremist right? You are being silly: it's obviously just a Judge Dredd joke, nothing to do with politics, so please don't try to make it political.

On the other hand you might have been deliberately trolling, in which case I'm the silly one for feeding you.

El Reg mulls Forums icon portfolio shake-up

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Gotta have these:

Discworld

HHGTTG

Red Dwarf

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Re: We need

Only one font has implemented that unicode, but it's a goody (I mean doody): http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/font/symbola/u1F4A9.png

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Re: may I be the first to....

or a picture of whatever it was they cut off Multics to make Unix... ouch!

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Fingers in ears, going "la la la".

Would get used a lot for Lewis Page articles, by commentards from both sides of the Great Divide.

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re. Picard facepalm.

Great idea, and a simple drop-in replacement for the current boring icon (see left).

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Re: FSM

Seconded!

Word wonks insist GIFs are really JIFs

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@Jack Ketch Re: Pronunciation comes from the words it acronymizes

"I keep seeing this 'rule' being parroted, but can anyone actually find a source for it?" Yes, it's called 'derivation'. Look that up in a dictionary. A good dictionary will even give you the derivation of 'derivation'.

"I know of many acronyms in regular use which do not follow it" So do I , but they all should.

"and there is no such controversy over their pronunciations." There is plenty of controversy: see commentards above and below.

"Acronyms are words in their own right." They can become so, given enough use, though usually acronyms are just acronyms not words.

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@Simon_Sharwood_Reg_APAC_Editor Re: Routers and routers....(was Silly Con Valley reporting in ...)

I'm in Australia too, and I pronounce it "rooters" precisely because it sounds like it means "shaggers". I love how people in the office try really really hard to keep a straight face.

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G

I'm in Australia, and I've never heard JIFF. Always the hard G GIF here. It stands for "Graphics Interchange Format", and because "Graphics" has a hard G so GIF must have a hard G too.

What does bug me is when people pronounce SAP as one word: "sap". It's supposed to be "S. A. P.", and I should know because I used to be a professional SAP trainer, so there.

Google Chrome app offers guided tour of known universe

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Re: Great

Looking up on a nice clear night is very pretty, I'll grant you that, but because you can't differentiate between those enormous distances all you get is a two-dimensional impression of the map. A fly-around 3-D map is a different experience altogether.

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At last!

For many years I've been hoping for a 3-D star map, and finally here it is!

I have my towel, peanuts, and [see icon].

US condom rules 'will cause nasty RED RINGS on porn stars' todgers'

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Re: Conversion

The Register has formally decided to use SI units for everything, with just two exceptions:

1. Pints of [see icon]

2. Aircraft altitude (for which the international norm is still feet)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/17/spb_metric/

Japanese car nuts build racecars powered by shouting 'Brrrm! Brrrrrm!'

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theinvention

did yuo do taht onpurpose?

Elemental origins glimpsed in 12 beellion year old supernova

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"more common than previously thought"

I hear that phrase from astronomers a lot: (blah) is more common than previously thought. Big old supernovas, exoplanets, even matter itself. It's a pretty safe bet that there is a LOT of stuff out there. Mindblowing.

Curious robot rover Curiosity chews a second mouthful of Mars dirt

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Re: ?

And a beautiful romance blossoms, and they make lots of little rovers?

Oh noes, grey goo!

SECRET 28 'scientific experts' who Greened the BBC - Revealed!

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This is very bad news!

I was really hoping that the FOI legal case would find against the BBC thus forcing the BBC to fix its FOI process.

Instead, the discovery of the list on the Wayback Machine has made the FOI battle irrelevant, thus letting the BBC off the hook and able to continue to (ab)use the FOI law as it stands.

SUN to GO OUT COMPLETELY: Here's how to watch online

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Re: Worth travelling to see.

Absolutely! In 2002 I drove across the desert to see the total eclipse in South Australia. It was fantastic, as was the accompanying four-night-and-day festival.

Do as icon says.

Next big thing for hard drives: self-assembling polymers

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I think Keith Haring has prior art on this.

We don’t talk any more... on the commute

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Re: Nicely put

Everyone can safely ignore this weird post by NomNomNom: he's just trolling. Again.

Edible iPhone case goes on sale in Japan

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Re: 120% chance?

I was thinking that. I assume it's one of the 83.76278% of statistics that are made up.

Sellafield's nuclear waste measured in El Reg units

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Re: Help on El Reg Units

This will help with conversion:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/page/reg-standards-converter.html

Explanation:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/28/additional_reg_standards/

Original article about large bare breasts:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/25/barmaid_fined/

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Re: LFTR's

"Thorium rocks!"

Which ones? Thorite, thorianite, monazite, allanite or zircon?

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@Alan Johnson

"I can't decide if NomNomNom has written a parody of the typical hysteria induced by ignorance of radiation, radiation safety and risk, combined with the media hyperbola and distortions or it actually is ignorant and ridiculous hysteria."

The odds are good that he was taking the piss. NomNomNom is a serial troll.

Bald? Looking old before your time? Don't panic, but you might DIE

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Kyocera boffins make on-screen buttons feel real

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Sore fingertips?

The main reason a proper keyboard has sprung keys which move down is so you don't get sore fingertips. Typing on a hard surface (e.g. one of those projected keyboards, and some roll-out keyboards) for a decent length of time does give you sore fingertips. Faking a click feeling on a hard surface isn't going to prevent sore fingertips.

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@ Craig 28 Re: Moor accurate tiepin ...

k

Bangor University touts 20 Gbps access tech

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Not necessarily clueless.

Could be willfully misleading (i.e. lying) due to political agenda.

You decide which is worse.

Scientist plans to catch Bigfoot with remote-control blimp

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Already proven to exist!

The article says "Many human cultures have folk tales of wild, man-like creatures living in the wilderness. Possibly the most famous is the Himalayan Yeti.....etc"

Here's the big news: the most famous is not the Yeti, the most famous is in fact the orangutan, the name of which means "person of the forest". The orangutan has already been discovered and observed by science, and some have even been captured and put in zoos.

Geneva devastated by monster tsunami, millions at risk

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Re: News just in from 563 AD

I got the 1 hour notice figure from the Australian ABC article which quotes the researchers as saying "Our numerical simulations with a shallow water model show that delta collapse in the lake generates a large tsunami at various locations along the shore, where a wave of 13 metres is observed after only 15 minutes, and at Geneva where a wave of eight metres arrives 70 minutes after the mass movement is initiated".

I allowed 10 minutes for sensors to detect and identify the moving wave and start the alert system, leaving 60 minutes for evacuation.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/10/29/3620543.htm

p.s. I didn't look at the Nature article myself because it's behind a paywall.

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warning system

It takes 70 minutes for the wave to travel from the collapsing delta to Geneva, so a warning system should be feasible: water level sensors should have provided clear evidence of a wave within 10 minutes, giving the Genevois a clear hour to GTFO.

Coat icon because I'm practising my evacuation plan.

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Re: Doesn't make sense

I assume that the lake sides&bottom are not perfectly smooth and reflective, so some of the energy is dissipated as the wave moves along the lake, resulting in the decreased amplitude by the time it reaches Geneva.

Curiosity probe tastes Mars soil: Dude, this reminds me of Hawaii

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It tastes like chicken.

"You take chicken, for example. Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything."