* Posts by Martin Budden

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We've done it - we've gone and made LONG-LIFE BEER

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Re: socks?

Sorry, no. Light-struck beer tastes skunky, old (oxidised) beer tastes cardboardy/socky. Different off-flavours with different causes.

Those are just two of the many different off-flavours which can affect beer, each with their own list of causes.

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Re: Surely

"Apparently, dog's milk lasts for years as well."

Is that dog years or human years?

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If you like Chimay and Westmalle you really must try Westvleteren. Hard to get hold of but well worth the effort and cost!

Next Tidbinbilla deep space antenna ready for hoist

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Re: Hmm

I think I am B2!

I might nip over to have a look... do you think the public are allowed in as usual, or will they be closing the complex for the lift?

Russian geologist claims finding chunks of Tunguska Event invader

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Re: why it took over 20 years

"Does Tunguska have rounded corners?"

Tunguska is a river, so no.

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Time for another look?

There must be thousands of bits out there, isn't it about time we had a (serious) go at finding them?

Tiny fly-inspired RoboBee takes flight at Harvard

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Re: Could you power them through inductance?

If they can be made even smaller and/or they can be made with neutral buoyancy, would it be possible for them to power themselves from ambient EMF?

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Re: If you want to be paranoid about drones

If you want to laugh at my nostrils go right ahead.

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Re: If you want to be paranoid about drones

Yup, any robot small enough to fly itself up my nostril is quite worrying.

Greenhouse gases may boost chances of exoplanetary life

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Re: Are they dealing with AGW too.

I bet none of them are worried about anthropogenic global warming, as none of them are humans.

Scramjet X-51 finally goes to HYPER SPEED above Pacific

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Re: X-51

"Its not just expensive, it *more* expensive ... when compared to a fully featured suite for conducting meetings over the internet or building a transcontinental rail link that can carry people in comfort rather than cubic-close-packed. The long-term future of mass transit by air is already doubtful."

Don't be silly. I can't go on holiday overseas* using the internet or a transcontinental rail link, and boats are too slow. Nor can I visit my relatives using any of those things. I'll always want/need to fly. Millions will agree with me. The long-term future of mass transit by air is ensured.

*The important part of the word 'overseas' is 'sea'.

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Re: @ Annihilator

"accuracy measured in feet with existing technology"

Really? When stuff falls out of space the estimates of point of impact are generally given +/- a couple of hundred kilometres. I understand that a neat pole shape is more predictable than an irregular satellite, even so the main issue is that the altitude of the top of the drag-significant part of the atmosphere varies a lot in an unpredictable manner over very short periods of time.

Weary quid-a-day nosh hack fears colonal mass ejection

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Re: I predict

Alternatively... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U

Outback geothermal plant goes live

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"The rocks driving the geothermal plant have a temperature of about 242°C."

For now. Any word on how quickly/slowly the geothermal plant will cool the rocks? Inquiring minds etc.

Why next iPhone screen could be made of SAPPHIRE - and a steal...

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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because sheep don't have string.

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Re: Fixed @ skelband

Not hunting with guns, you silly person, merely "seeking out". You are, nevertheless, correct in your interpretation of the word slag.

HTH

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Re: Have a gorilla...

He's fallen in the water!

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Re: So

No, it's everyone* who can't spell it. It was originally alumium.

*but especially the Americans, just because ;-)

New NASA rover lands in frigid alien hell tomorrow

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What happens in autumn?

Will it drive itself back to base?

Or are they planning to go out and retrieve it?

If they leave it out there, will it wake up again next spring?

Or will it be completely buried by winter snow and become part of the ice sheet?

So many questions!

Quid-a-day nosh challenge hack forms foraging party

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Re: Is this an annual event?

I might give it a go next year. At today's exchange rate 5 quid is $7.58, which buys a lot of food at Aldi, plus at this time of year I have a ton of home-grown veggies from the autumn harvest, and I bake my own bread with bulk-bag flour, so it should be pretty easy. In fact I suspect I'm already doing it most days without even realising. Admittedly that's not counting beer, but home-brew is cheap and effective!

Oz volcano's lava lake spills from crater

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There are two craters.

The very big and very obvious one in the Reg article's pic is filled with snow. No molten lava here.

There is a secondary cone rising out of (and obliterating) the rim of the very big and very obvious crater, on the left-bottom part of the big one's rim. At the peak of this secondary cone there is a teensy-weensy little crater which can just be seen as a small black dot on the shadow-line just up and right of the top of the labelled lava flow.

Move space junk with laser shots

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Re: Don't get it.@Martin Budden

Ledswinger, I see what you are suggesting, however unfortunately I think the answer given by "No, I will not fix your computer" above will also apply to your suggestion.

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A constellation of mirrors!

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

Several thousand lightweight mirror satellites spread out in orbits around earth, so that reflected sunlight from several hundred at a time can be directed onto one side of a piece of junk. This is basically Archimedes' Death Ray IN SPAAACE!

Because each mirror satellite is lightweight (less than 1kg) and compact when folded, several thousand can be sent up with a single launch, making the project affordable (in space terms anyway).

Each satellite consists of the following:

- A triangular foldable foil mirror a few metres across (think of those survival blankets, they are even called space blankets!)

- three long carbon fibre tent poles, one to each corner of the mirror, and joined with springs in the centre so the mirror is unfolded and stretched taut when the poles are released

- small solar panel & battery (not much juice needed)

- three small motors set at right angles to each other to change the orientation of the satellite

- control microchip

- radio receiver

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Re: Don't get it.

De-orbiting is an active process which involves applying force to slow an object enough for it to drop into a low enough orbit that atmospheric drag takes over and finishes the job. Items of space junk do not carry their own propulsion systems to apply the necessary slowing force (new satellites do, it's in the rules these days). Pushing an object with a laser from below isn't going to slow it.

Branson's SpaceShipTwo succeeds in first rocket-powered flight

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Kids should NOT be allowed.

There is no way Branson should allow his kids (or anyone else's kids) to go up in this thing. Rockety stuff is inherently dangerous - just ask the six people involved in the 2007 explosion (although three of those people can't answer, ever). Adults are capable of making a rational decision as to whether or not to risk fiery death (e.g. Branson has chosen Yes, Shatner has chosen No). Children are not capable of making that decision for themselves rationally and therefore they cannot give informed consent - which means they should not be allowed to go up.

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It's been a long time coming, but it's good to see progress at last!

Surprise! Republican bill adds politics to science funding

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Just imagine...

Just imagine if that study linking aluminium to Alzheimer's was the only such study done, because others weren't allowed to "duplicate" the research.

Just imagine if that study linking vaccinations to Autism was the only such study done, because others weren't allowed to "duplicate" the research.

This guy is a numpty of the highest order. He has absolutely no clue, yet at the same time he has absolute confidence in his own opinions - a dangerous combination.

Fried-egg sarnies kick off Reg man's quid-a-day nosh challenge

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Re: Good luck Lester...

Android OS names are incremented alphabetically. The next one should start with K, then L, M, N, O etc. They are also all desserts/sweets, so that's two reasons why you won't be seeing Fried-Egg Sarnie as an Android OS name.

Texan stitches stratosphere into stunning panoramas

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Re: I wish...

Well, if the balloon is a spherical cow...

Oz broadband speeds collapsed in 2012

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Re: Hmmmmm SLOW internets...... @ Oh4FS

Bloody Oath!

DARPA looks for a guided bullet with DEAD reckoning navigation

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Re: How is navigation performed?

Pivoting Inflight Streamlined Steering flaps.

I wish I could think of a suitable acronym for that.

Reg hack to starve on £1 a day for science

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Re: Forage.

Here is a good resource: the Downsizer forum.

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Forage.

Depending on where you live, there's a lot to be foraged for free if you know what to look for. There are websites about foraging with lots of info for the UK (I assume you are in UK as that is where £ is most commonly used).

Vietnamese madam cuffed after advertising girls on Facebook

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Four million dong?

Busy girl.

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO: NASA rovers scrawl giant willy on Mars

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Looks good when photographed from space too.

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It's been done better at Cerne Abbas.

Boffins explain LED inefficiencies

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Re: Weird physics

What is weird about a high electrical current heating up the thing it is passing through? Happens all the time (except for superconductors, which LEDs aren't).

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LED droop

Have they tried doping the gallium nitride with sildenafil?

More and more likely that double CO2 means <2°C: New study

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Re: I love people who deny the basic laws of Physics...

Zmodem, I looked at your setup and I can see that the motor, regulator, inverter all have cooling vents and fins. Those cooling vents and fins are there because energy in the system is being lost to heat. That heat loss is the clue as to why it won't work.

Your claim of "infinate endless power" from a system which is "perpetual" is a very extraordinary claim. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, so please build one and demonstrate a working system. I'll bet you double the construction cost of the system that you can't make it work. Seriously.

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Re: I love people who deny the basic laws of Physics...

Hi, I'm your friendly local Greenpeace eco-terrorist hippy, and I'm here to say BAN ALL OF Zmodem's WIND TURBINES!!! because they are a menace to flying pigs.

Boffins build ant-sized battery, claim it's tough enough to start a car

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Re: step two

"What do you do if your iPhone goes flat?"

What people did in the days before iPhones. Whatever that was.

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Re: Even if it is 4-dimesional....

Electrons are small. You just won't believe how minutely, minimally, mind-bogglingly small they are. I mean, you may think it's a short way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just elephantine to electrons.

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Re: Great news for electric vehicles!

If I'm charging at home I want it to charge slowly while I'm asleep, no grid overload from that.

For highway recharging stations the answer will have to be fatter transmission lines to the highway recharging stations. Admittedly this will add something to the capital cost but I hope this will be offset by the lack of any refuelling tankers like we currently have going to all petrol stations twice a week.

Readers, we need you... for LOHAN ignition failsafe brainwaves

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See pic in link!

Use a common office badge reel (sometimes known as a "zinger") in the main balloon tether line. At the reel end, place two electrical contacts which, when shorted, activate the firing mechanism. At the other end of the string, place a metal disk which will short the contacts when the reel is fully retracted.

Find a badge reel strong enough to hold the entire truss+rocket.

During ascent the reel is extended and the contact is open.

During turbulence there is enough length in the reel to allow for bumpiness without the contact closing.

When the balloon bursts the reel zings back in and the contact closes, launching the rocket.

p.s. Thanks to Alan Esworthy for the inspiration. If I have reeled further than others etc...

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Re: Needs to be simple ...

When & how do you propose the rocket motor would ignite?

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Re: badge reel

ggo = good

I don't know what happened to my typing there.

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Re: badge reel

Very ggo! May I suggest a small modification?

Find a badge reel strong enough to hold the entire truss+rocket and replace a section of the main balloon tether with the badge reel. During ascent the reel is extended and the contact is open. During turbulence there is enough length in the reel to allow for bumpiness without the contact closing. When the balloon bursts the reel zooms back in and the contact closes, launching the rocket.

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Re: Second balloon

Your small balloon will pull the pin out as soon as the ground crew let go of it, even if the entire assembly is already moving upwards.

Feds urged to probe four US cell big boys over Android holes

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Vanilla is the best flavour of Ginger-Honey-Ice-Jelly

Android is great as made by Google. When third-party carriers add their own crap they ruin it. Stick with the plain vanilla Android and you'll be fine, which means when buying a phone always get the current Google-phone.

Boffins: Tireless star spurted deadly jets for half an hour at a time

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Re: missing a big anomaly

Coal is near-as-dammit an element: carbon (with a few impurities mixed in). And I stand by my point that we have easy access to LOTS of it, compared to only a tiny bit of gold.