* Posts by J Day

10 posts • joined 14 Nov 2008

BOFH: Key performance undertakers

J Day
Heart

SPaz

Love the use of the word spaz !!!

Demand for IT staff jumps, claims employment agency

J Day
Stop

Why?

So why haven't they found me a job yet then?

Royal Navy trials 'paging system' for submarines

J Day
Coat

Bouys!

So the Navy is back to using small boys again!!!

...Love it

ESA chooses British army officer as astronaut

J Day
Boffin

WAFFU

Well , I guess it's also a good job no WAFFU (Navy Airforce person) b@st@rd didn't get it !!

The world is a safer place because of this!!!!

Duke Nukem Forever developer defunct, says staffer

J Day
Alien

Gutted?

Don't know why but I'm gutted! I used to love playing Duke Nukem.

Somebody "sensible" please buy it up.

Brit nuke subs exposed on Google Earth

J Day
Coat

SAS running scared....

I bet the SAS are running around like headless chickens.........NOT

BOFH: Aspie no questions

J Day
Flame

THANK YOU

Simply Brilliant .............

THANK YOU

Navy glovepuppets minister in carrier battle against RAF

J Day
Pirate

Numbers game

An interesting fact is that a single Nimitz class carrier can hold 89 planes ,the number of harriers in the whole of the RAF is 77, so all we need is one or two big carriers and give them to the RAF, but then they can't fly ships can they?

http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200708/cmhansrd/cm080703/text/80703w0006.htm#08070366002709

....but the RN didn't do itself any favours either by taking out the missile system of the current carriers so it could fit more planes, thus leaving it a sitting target. I suppose that gave it an excuse to buy more destroyers/frigates to protect them.

Anway matelots can drink more than the crab fats!

IT manager sorts Italian Job cliffhanger

J Day
Alert

Might as well jump!

Surely all they have to do is keep jumping, the resulting vibration/movement would gradually move the gold back!

...and if the coach fell down the cliff I suggest they use the same approach but just before impact, not forgetting to duck when the gold rockets to the front of the coach.

Retro piracy - Should the Royal Navy kick arse?

J Day
Pirate

Outsource to India

Brilliant idea seeing as the Gov sold all our old warships to India anyway!

Being ex-RN (Pinkie/Greenie) I was on standby to board some ships in the Gulf (Back in the good old days when we had ships), until some Yank decided they should go instead.

Infact the sailors managed to do the boardings for years until the "Iran Incident" without any/much involment fromt those hairy arsed Booties (slang for Royal Marines), but then back in my day the sailors were "proper" sailors, and didn't have standard issue iPods, to give away.

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