Posts by geist

Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you

klingons

The shield protect them from that, other matter/energy and from time etc duh. Klingons on the starboard bow as second defence.

Only Apple can get away with App Stores

android fanboy

I find my android phone very compelling, and the app store is great. Yesterday got a talking stop watch for screen breaks from the app store for my htc hero.

Steve Jobs uncloaks the 'iPad'

difference?

Is that Carmaggedon in the picture? That would be reason enough to buy it. Though surely the big questions are how is it better than a tablet PC and is it just a big IPhone? 16GB memory though, nice.

Taiwanese online hunk lures 20 women into bed

kudos

He has to publish a book on his amazing accomplishments! He's living like horny royalty by the sounds of it.

Cameron condemns Tweeters as tw*ts

Boo

Before twitter i felt quite out of touch with what my family, who live far away, are doing. Now with twitter it's nice to know my mom just harvested her spring beans and Dads started cycling. Whats the problem? Cameron can go live in a cave.

Edinburgh Fringe website suffers logon wobbles

Cold reception

Oh FriNge! I thought it said fridge, I was confused by why this made it onto the Register.

JustGiving.com website goes titsup after upgrade

all publicity is good publicity

Some publicity for the site though

BBC Click paid cybercrooks to buy botnet

Education

If it's OK for educational purposes (and perhaps too keep viewers watching adverts which make £), then i want to educate on how to getta bigga penis for only small fees.

BT profits crash

Is this why

Is this why they put my line rental up by a £ :(

Blogger can't sue over comment, rules High Court

Should have

Should have said he didnt delete the comment as it was evidence and product server logs for evidence of reading

World's ugliest mutt pops paws

Notre Dame

So cruel, like in the Notre Dame cartoon. Would you give Hawking a similar award?