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Europe slaps AliExpress with €550 million fine for selling dodgy goods

James Wilson

Re: AliExpress … selling dodgy goods

Exactly the same here. I've bought some excellent pieces of kit and some pieces of crap. All were very cheap so not much lost on the dodgy ones (and often you can get your money back if you can demonstrate the deficiencies), though I do feel a bit guilty about adding the the e-waste pile so I'm more circumspect these days. Caveat emptor and all that.

Frustrated franchisee sues Pizza Hut over crappy kitchen AI

James Wilson

Maybe I'm using the wrong supermarkets. A few years back I experimented with making my own pizza bases from scratch, it's a whole heap of effort but I wouldn't go back as the end result was way better than anything from the supermarket, regardless of brand.

User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

James Wilson

Re: 1/60 sec...

They were trying to correct for the user in TFA as a jiffy should be 1/100 sec.

Friendster rises from the grave to make social media great again

James Wilson

Don't spoil the dream

Say it ain't so, it could really be a beautiful Russian influencer who wants to meet an aging IT nerd. Maybe. Possibly. Just a teensie chance?

Using the password 'admin123' wasn't as bad as sharing it on Slack

James Wilson

Re: “Vu+}?8wV?5TPy2cLBqc=,”?

I have an account somewhere (I forget where, PasswordSafe will remind me) where the password is something along the lines of RightDonkeyArtilleryPaperclip.

England's school phone ban gets teeth, just in time to bite no one

James Wilson

Yes, school budgets are pretty much always under pressure. The government's favourite trick is to announce to the world "teachers will get a 4% raise this year, well done us!", then to the schools "we'll give you 3% extra for the staff wages, you have to magic the remaining 1% as obviously thus far you've been wasting money on hookers and blow".

BBC bumps telly tax to £180 as Netflix lurks with cheaper tiers

James Wilson

Don't forget More or Less.

US regulator tells GM to hit the brakes on customer tracking

James Wilson

Re: Privacy respecting safe driving or economical driving app?

Excuse me for being blunt, but this wasn't basic driving skills, it was about making the OP smoother (better). I agree most people drive very poorly but you can't lump it on the driving school system, it's always going to have to be a balance between getting people safe (enough) they can be on the road unsupervised against the costs of tuition. Now if you were suggesting some form of repeated testing, so say checking people every 10 years after they initially passed their test, with lessons enforced for those who have slipped in to bad habits, that I could get behind.

Help desk boss fell for ‘Internet Cleaning Day’ prank - then swore he got the joke

James Wilson

Re: cold wire

Many moons ago I worked at a small company where we could make up our own job title as long as it wasn't too ridiculous. A colleague was assigned to water the office plants so became 'plant manager'. I don't know if he actually got business cards printed.

Teen interns brute-forced a disk install, with predictable results

James Wilson

Re: Blame the dates

Within limits. We had a tin of condensed milk that was past it's date (I can't remember if it was a best-before or a use-by). 14 years past. It had a bit of a green tinge when we opened it up so we erred on the side of caution.

Brit space sector struggles to compete with £90K graduate banking salaries

James Wilson

Re: self inflicted bullshit

"if there is a hose pipe ban this year, I WILL be running my bath 24/7 as I'm not on a meter. As a point of principle."

While I'm right with you on Macquarie and the amount of debt they've saddled TW with as soon as you say something like this it makes you sound like an antisocial arse.

Admin brought his drill to work, destroyed disks and crashed a datacenter

James Wilson

Re: Lazy workers are quite frequent

Sometimes it makes no sense. You'd think after the third or fourth (heck, it should be the first, but let's cut some slack) code review that's essentially "this works fine but fix the indentation" that they'd check the indentation before submitting future ones, but no.

Datacenters near Heathrow seemingly stay up as substation fire closes airport

James Wilson

Re: Questions will doubtless be asked

London Charles De Gaulle?

James Wilson

Re: Questions will doubtless be asked

So we should run all the airports at far below capacity to cope with the occasional instance like this where there's an incident that affects one but not the others (surely the most likely cause of problems for airports is weather and that's likely to hit most or all at the same time)? Resilience comes at a price, sometimes it's one worth paying and sometimes not. I suspect most people in cattle class wouldn't want that extra cost and those for whom it is worthwhile will be doing so by finding alternatives for themselves.

User complained his mouse wasn’t working. But he wasn’t using a mouse

James Wilson

Re: Confused Mouse

Dom Joly did a skit where he kept asking Alexa to do stuff. I was listening to it on a speaker while in a holiday home that had an Echo, so of course it kept trying to do whatever he was saying, which fortunately wasn't "order seventeen dozen eggs" or "google donkey porn" but was nevertheless very annoying. Also the skit wasn't very funny, I don't know why I didn't just stop the damn thing.

Scotland now home to Europe's biggest battery as windy storage site fires up

James Wilson

Definitely do the filter every use, but don't forget to still check the vent periodically. I hadn't and the amount of crud in it was remarkable, once removed the dryer started doing loads much quicker (and will be much safer).

Of course the best way to reduce your drying and the associated costs is not to have teenage daughters who will chuck something in the wash after wearing it for 30s, but apparently even environmental concerns aren't considered justification for beating them round the head with a washing basket.

Non-biz Skype kicks the bucket on May 5

James Wilson
Coat

Re: Alternatives

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

Wi' jam in

What does Bob Marley say when he hands round the doughnuts?

We hope you like jam in too

HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls

James Wilson

Re: Farking bastards...

Updates that stop aftermarket toner cartridges being accepted? However if you ignore all the "oh look I found an update, can I install it now?" messages, which you can do and it doesn't stop it working in any way, it's good kit.

And now something fun for a change: Building blocks of life in Bennu asteroid samples

James Wilson

I misunderstood

I wasn't paying enough attention, when I read "a cold, lifeless rubble pile" I assumed they were talking about Basingstoke.

Is that a bird’s nest, a wireless broadband base station, or both?

James Wilson

Re: Invasive species

There's something wrong with the one I've got, it's not moving. I think it's asleep, or possibly pining for the fjords.

Brackets go there? Oops. That’s not where I used them and now things are broken

James Wilson

Re: Any system...

Upvote for the ISIHAC reference, even if it was a little obvious. I suspect Samantha and Sven would have complained it wasn't hard enough to satisfy them.

EU buyers still shunning pure electric vehicles, prefer hybrids

James Wilson

We did a holiday to France recently in our EV. There was hardly any stress, there's so many chargers around it's easy to find one, and the Electroverse card & app were great. Also it's sooo much cheaper than the UK - worst I paid was I think €0.59/KWh and for a small detour I was able to get €0.25/kwh for a lot of it!

Techie left 'For support, contact me' sign on a server. Twenty years later, someone did

James Wilson

Been there, done that. It was a standing joke at my last company that the worst developer there was yourself about 6 years previously. I'd often open up some code and think "it's so obvious this will never work, which idiot wrote it?" Then I'd scroll to the top and find out I was said idiot.

Ford CEO admits he drives a Chinese electric vehicle and doesn't want to give it up

James Wilson

Re: :)

That's stage 2.

https://programmerhumor.io/debugging-memes/the-six-stages-of-debugging/

James Wilson

Re: :)

You can get base models for considerably less than that now, including the long-range one. There aren't many options, I think mostly just the 'Trophy' (oh, and different paint colours ;-) ), and that's only a few grand so nowhere near a Tesla Model 3. Though the 0-60 of 3.8s means they have an X-Power which is a bit more.

Other than parts and dealers there aren't many negatives, but it is a cheap car (correction, cheap *for an EV*) so there are some niggles. By far the most common is the lane-keeping-assist which is fine on large well-marked roads but poor on small ones. It's still good for the cash which is why it was the second-best selling EV in the UK last year.

Personalized pop-up was funny for about a second, until it felt like stalking

James Wilson

Re: Idiot

There used to be a shop near here that sold door furniture. It went by the name of 'knobs and knockers'. Sadly it is no more, I suspect they couldn't go online when the rest of the world did.

Uber and China's BYD agree deal to roll out 100,000 EV fleet

James Wilson

Re: Burn Your Driveway

My MG4 handles rather nicely. I mostly drive like an old fart but have played with it a couple of times to check what's available should I need it and I've been pleasantly surprised, you can feel the weight a bit but not as much as I was expecting. The only things that let it down are the "driver aids" like the lane-keeping assist (which I can only assume was sponsored by car repair companies) but from what I can tell that's the case on a lot of modern cars regardless of country of origin.

Kia Niro electric vehicle defies physics with record-breaking 114 million miles on the clock

James Wilson

Lane Killing Assist

Yeah, it's all of them, not just the Niro & Kona. MG4 forums are full of people going nuts as their car has not just bleeped but has tried to steer them in to a ditch. I assume (hope) NCAP have looked at this and the cars are safer overall when you compare the reduced number of motorway pile-ups, with high chances of fatalities or serious injuries, against an increased number of lower-speed crunches where the LKA got confused by a country road. Essentially though you're right, the systems need to be improved so they work properly on most roads.

Chinese electric car brands zapped by price surge as EU cranks tariffs

James Wilson

Re: Mostly Garbage

I've got an MG and I like it. Yes there's some cr*p, e.g. I've had to teach everyone in the family how to turn the lane assist off as it's diabolical and turns itself on each time you drive (thanks NCAP), but mostly it's great.

Rear-end crashes prompt probe into Amazon's Zoox self-driving cars

James Wilson

Re: Easily solved

I'll have you know I'm a motorcyclist and I'm not "about 50". I'm late 40s, dammit.

Baidu's PR head has a PR problem after workaholic social media posts

James Wilson

Wouldn't that be 439?

Support contract required techie to lounge around in a $5,000/night hotel room

James Wilson

I only got Reading to Cardiff. I had to get the travel people to update the internal system from 'never allow first class' to 'only allow first class if it's cheaper than a standard ticket'. Ah, the joys of rail ticket pricing in the UK.

Sadly I was never able to convince them to allow me to book first class when it was 50p more than standard even if I paid the extra myself. Fair enough I suppose, there would be an admin cost to all that, but annoying.

San Francisco's light rail to upgrade from floppy disks

James Wilson

Re: "best in the US"

<Yorkshire accent>

You had it lucky! When I were a lad...

</Yorkshire accent>

It's that most wonderful time of the year when tech cannot handle the date

James Wilson

Re: Modifications

Ah, the CPC 464. I have fond memories of that. Probably more playing "Harrier Attack" than of writing some incredibly elementary BASIC to make a little character man run across the screen.

I have less fond memories of waiting 17 minutes for a game to load from tape, from (very hazy) memory it was called "Sultan's Maze", only for it to be, well, crap.

James Wilson

Re: Don't people test edge cases any more?

Ouch. It used to be two, but I guess that's shrinkflation for you.

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

James Wilson

Re: Nice day for a trip to Scotland

Bracknell? Really?

WTF? Potty-mouthed intern's obscene error message mostly amused manager

James Wilson

Re: Dictionaries

I suggest to my former boss, for whom English was her second language (or third, or forth), when she wanted to say she would examine something methodically, she should really use 'analyse' rather than 'analise'.

You have to love English. Nothing like a bit of consistency, eh?

BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI

James Wilson

Re: Its a cunning wheeze

Oh, a missing word in the spelling pedant post, that's just beautiful!

Amazon Prime too easy to join, too hard to quit, says FTC lawsuit

James Wilson

Re: It is not just Amazon

I recently got fed up with that, where I signed up to a 18-month deal for £38/month and then 7 months in they raised it to £44 "because inflation". Initially I did the usual, phoned up and they offered me £36 so I signed up, but then I got pi**ed off so cancelled it and went with Toob. A few days after we'd had Toob installed VM texted me to offer a new deal of £14/month! Though I could have cancelled the new service (within 14 days of signing up) Toob hadn't done anything wrong and VM had wound me up royally so even though it would have saved me money I told them to stick it.

Seriously, boss? You want that stupid password? OK, you get that stupid password

James Wilson

Re: Simples..

I hope his name wasn't Esra

Uptime guarantees don't apply when you turn a machine off, then on again, to 'fix' it

James Wilson
Coffee/keyboard

Re: A strange feature of fault-tolerant systems...

Thanks Keith. The invoice for the replacement keyboard is in the post.

Four top euro carriers will use phone numbers to target ads and annoy Google & Facebook

James Wilson

Re: Those whowant targetted marketing

Yep, that's one area they really do need to improve. At that point I am not at all interested in seeing any drill ads and they should move on to ones for first aid products, plasterers and decorators.

James Wilson

Re: Those whowant targetted marketing

OK, I'll put my hand up. Say I'm interested in getting a new drill. I do a few searches while I'm researching, the advertisers pick up on this and I then see ads for drills (or bits, or eye protectors, or whatever). It might bring something to my attention I haven't seen and I like. I'd rather that than random ads, say for incontinence pads[1].They're only ads, it's not as if I'm forced to buy anything.

p.s. I'm none of young, female, or employed in the coloured crayons department.

[1] For now at least. Maybe in the future.

Learn the art of malicious compliance: doing exactly what you were asked, even when it's wrong

James Wilson

Re: Coffee... and Tea

When I was a good little boy I made my parents a coffee. My understanding was that they heated up milk and then added instant coffee so I put the milk in the (electric) kettle and, well, it wasn't as helpful as I'd intended.

UK's Online Safety Bill drops rules forcing social media to remove 'legal but harmful' content

James Wilson

Re: An exercise in pointlessness

Careful, feelings may run high, this is a highly emu-tive subject.

And yes, that's a standard el-Reg-sarcastic-pedant way of pointing out it's Chris *Rea*.

Boss broke servers with a careless bit of keyboarding, leaving techies to sort it out late on a Sunday

James Wilson

Re: Bosses shouldn't touch stuff...

I can stand up then! Though I should probably sit down after the time I entered (as root - yes, I know, I'm not so thick now):

rm -rf /somedirectory/ *

Note the space between the last slash and the star. Oops.

To make this computer work, users had to press a button. Why didn't it work? Guess

James Wilson

Re: Manual is optional,

Which category does the cattle-prod come under?

Rookie programmer's code goes up in flames ... kind of

James Wilson

I'd have accepted the blame for that one

Would be worth it to have the reputation as someone who could burn down a store with a code update.

Fixing an upside-down USB plug: A case of supporting the insupportable

James Wilson

Re: One word.

In school I had a friend who really should have become a QA tester, he could unfailingly find the unique combination to trigger the obscure bug in my code[1]. One time I thought I had him beaten, my program steadfastly refused to crash. Until he asked "what's that" and pointed at the screen, a centimetre-long spark went between it and his finger and the machine died.

[1] Or maybe, just maybe, I wasn't as good as I thought and my schoolboy code was littered with bugs and he just happened to find some of them. Nah, that can't be right, Shirley?

Braking news: Cops slammed for spamming Waze to slow drivers down

James Wilson

Re: feels valid to me

When a car is moving at a reasonable speed then it generates an area of low pressure behind it, particularly if the car has quite a large rear. That sucks up dirty water off of the ground, some of which will then end up on the back of the car.

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