Posts by Tea-800

LHC dimensional apocalypse from midnight: Your thoughts

@Planetary soup

The birds already tried to help us there.

Japanese bloke gets arsey over artificial rectum

Typical, really.

Health service in half-arsed diagnosis shocker.

Orange UK exiles Firefox from call centres

@Alistair Wall

You can download it at getfirefox.com

I for one couldn't tell the difference!

Paris, 'cos, well...She's kind of an orangey colour.

Top British judge suggests ban on 'cruel' killer roboplanes

@Alastair

...Yet.

Judge issues radioactive 'pr0n downloader' alert

@John Savard

Alternatively, bombard him with more radiation, drop him into water and rig him to the national grid?

Teen sacked for 'boring' job Facebook comment

@Greg

"Office administrator" is just buzzword-ridden jobsearch terminology for "Coffee machine with some rudimentary typing skills"

The black flag because....Eh....Yarrrr?

Kaspersky breach exposes sensitive database, says hacker

@webdude

Illegal or not, it makes an interesting point that a computer security company could overlook a glaring hole like this.

Besides, the guy putting it out in the open was probably primarily to light a fire under the arse of Kapersky's designers to fix it. Security? Lead by example and all that.

Teen-bothering sonic device now does grownups too

Hmm...

Wouldn't it be easier to just play Venetian Snares? The majority of the population is going to either cry and run away or just start dancing.

Personally, I hate these bloody things. The local shop has one, and the bus stop to get into town is approximately...Oh, all of 5 metres from said shop.

David Tennant quits Who

Hmm...

Personally, I'd go for Alan Davies, but that's just me.