* Posts by Pirate Dave

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Sysadmins: Let's perch on Microsoft Santa's lap, show him our wish list

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yep

Educational pricing was always cheaper, at least for MS software as well as Novell software. In higher-ed, eh, we're not afraid of *NIX, so MS knows they have to cut deep or we'll make everyone use VT-220 terminals again. ;)

And I seem to recall there was a large price increase in MS-SQL late last year, even for EDU. Not sure what the reason was, other than MS needed more money. Luckily, I haven't needed 2012 yet, as 2008 is still doing what we need.

Lenovo: Windows 8 is so good, everyone wants Windows 7

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Re: More proof...

You forgot to mention that businesses generally skipped Vista, in spite of Microsoft's claims that it was the bestest operating system they had ever produced (until they came out with Windows 7, of course). I think what you are actually seeing is a lot of cheerleading by Microsoft to try to drum up enthusiasm to their rather boring Operating System, when most regular Joe's couldn't give two shits about the Operating System, and businesses passing on operating systems that don't have any "gotta have it" features. Windows 8 doesn't seem to have any "gotta have it" features, at least not from what I've seen so far. In fact, it is a strange, alien, and possibly even hostile environment compared to the Windows versions we've had to put up with since 1995, so it's little wonder that business are voting with their feet by digging in their heels and sticking with XP or Win 7.

1 in 7 WinXP-using biz bods DON'T KNOW Microsoft is pulling the plug

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Re: XP is DEAD

I'm trying to think of when the last time was that Microsoft helped me "out of a hole" in regards to one of their OSes.

Nope, can't think of one. No, wait, I think back in '93 I had an issue with Windows 3.1 and called and they did help me out. Back when their telephone tech support was still free because they were still a hungry company. They're all fat and well-fed now.

Although I could be wrong, maybe the problem was in VB 3, not Windows. It sucks getting old...

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Re: Snake

Funny, I think IBM felt the same way towards microcomputers/PCs and Microsoft back in the 70's. There was no financial software for those toy computers back in 1974, no COBOL., no reason to worry at all. IBM's mainframe business was HERE TO STAY and to think otherwise made "absolutely no sense for the thousands upon thousands of companies currently dependent upon customized industry solutions to switch to a non-supported OS and then use an emulator or code interpreter just to run a program that can be run natively on the original OS, with willing tech support (by the developer or the OS manufacturer, MS) to boot.".

It's a cycle, see. At some point, MS will fall and a new giant will emerge. Might be Google, might be Apple, might be RedHat, might be some little company that hasn't even been incorporated yet.

Six things a text editor must do - or it's a one-way trip to the trash

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Re: Does Excel count? :o)

Here's even better - we run Groupwise here, and users are frequently wanting mailing lists created for one thing or another. I've tried in past times to teach users how to create their own Groupwise NAB files, but for most, it's waaay too much techno-magic-mumb0-jumbo. So now I tell them if they'll send me a list of the email addresses they want in the list, I'll create a file that they can import. So Excel gets primary duty to tweak the files they send, then Notepad gets cleanup duty of replacing commas with "," (quote comma quote) and a few other things, since Groupwise requires each field to be quoted.

I've thought about trying to do it in Powershell, but don't know if it would really save that much time. Excel + Notepad gets the job done in < 5 minutes for all but the most ridiculously long lists.

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re: Notepad

So much Notepad hatred. Why? It's a very simple little text editor that does rudimentary things. It's not great, not snazzy, not bloated, not full of colored text. It's just simple, quick, and easy. And it's already on every single Windows server in the server room. True, it is dreadfully slow and search-and-replace on large files compared to NotePad++ or Cpad or pretty much anything that isn't relying on the default capabilities of a textbox. But it's always there and it pretty much always works the same way every time.

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Re: A nitpick

Zawinski's Observation, from the Unix Hater's Handbook (http://web.mit.edu/~simsong/www/ugh.pdf), down on page 168 (page 206 according to PDF Viewer):

Now at this point I should have remembered that profound truism:

“Some people, when confronted with a Unix problem, think ‘I know, I’ll use sed.’

Now they have two problems.”

There may be other versions, but strangely, I just read that one last week, which is why it was fresh in my brain.

Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan

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What? Ths far down and no mention of...

Logan's Run?

Twenty classic arcade games

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Re: Dragons Lair

Beat me to it. I still remember reading the articles about how awesome Dragon's Lair was, and waiting months for the local arcade to get one. The graphics were way cool for the time, but I can't recall I was ever very good at the game itself. And, iirc, it was a 4-quarters game in the arcades around here, so playing was pricey. One game of Dragon's Lair where I was sure to die quickly, or four games of Galaxian? Wasn't too hard to make that choice. But when it first came out, DL was visually amazing.

Let software take the strain off your data centre

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But, umm

If the SysAdmin job gets too simplified, might the day come when we're only needed one day a week? With, umm, pay to match?

I guess we could just keep making it LOOK like we're busy...

Trekkies detect Spock's Vulcan homeworld ORBITING PLUTO

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Re: Balls!

I'd wager that if you get to a habitable planet, you can name it whatever you like as you'll be far beyond the remit of the InterNATIONAL Astronomical Union. Those bloody planet-killers...

Linus Torvalds in NSFW Red Hat rant

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Re: Quite frankly.....

@kb - so what you are saying is that in spite of the millions and millions of legitimate licenses that M$ sells in a year, those of us in IT would have to suffer thru SecureBoot because M$ is worried about a few percent being pirated? Fuck that. The whole PC industry shouldn't be borked just because M$ is losing a few percent of sales. We've already had to bend over and kiss our own asses for years to keep M$ happy. If M$ wants to make sure all copies of their OS are legit they should port it to the IBM mainframe and drop support for PCs, then see how long they maintain market dominance. The PC world should stay open and usable. Not all of us are total M$ whores, some of us have real work to do on these toy computers.

Apple and world HACKED by Facebook plunderers

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"This is the first really big attack on Macs,"

So... it was a Big Mac Attack?

Ubuntu? Fedora? Mint? Debian? We'll find you the right Linux to swallow

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Re: CentOS for me

I'm not a purist, but I don't have X on my CenOS servers. Two primary reasons for that:

1. Takes up a lot of space (yeah, I know, disks are huge now) and adds unnecessary cluttering services

2. Keeps me from using a production server as a "one-off" desktop

3. Only a LAMER runs a GUI on a server.

Heh, ok, #3 is old-fashioned troll bait.

But, I do run X on my SLES boxes, since they are eDirectory servers and in a worst-case scenario, I COULD take some pills and run ConsoleOne directly on the server if I needed to. In fact, IIRC, it's a bit of a PITA to get the SLES boxes to NOT run a gui. DAMN YOU NOVELL!!!!

The Register Guide to Windows Server 2012

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Re: Step 1 for Windows 2012 deployment:

I think you missed my humor...

Besides which, there is no button marked "Desktop". There is a Recycle bin, and quick-launch icons for Server Manager, Powershell, and WIndows Explorer. Anything further requires divining just which spot to hover my mouse over, because a Start button (like we've had for 18 years now) is just too god-damned ugly or difficult for Microsoft to include anymore. So we're supposed to pretend our 16-core HP DL380G8 is a fucking 10" tablet. The thing weighs 70+ pounds, it's NOT a fucking tablet, it is a server. But not in Microsoft-land. No, in Microsoft-land, it's the same as every other piece of equipment - tablet, PC, Server, phone. Users have apparently fallen to such a low level of intelligence (even the certified professionals) that they can't be bothered with complicated things like nested menus or on-screen visual cues as to where such menus might be found, Instead these poor, dumb bastards are given a mostly blank screen where they have to ferret out the magic spots to hover, or breakdown and finally learn to use the Windows key. And if they never figure out where these magic spots are, well, hey, at least they can't break anything.

Sorry I'm venting, but I'm going to spend the next 5-6 years of my life adminning the system I'm building now, and I fucking HATE the Windows 8/2012 interface.

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Step 1 for Windows 2012 deployment:

gouge out your eyes. You don't need them with 2012 anyway - either you install the no-gui version that's just a command line with a bunch of PowerShell scripts, or you install the no-gui version that includes the WIndows 8 desktop. Neither gives you a proper Windows server desktop, imho. I spent last week being bullied around by the Win2012 desktop on my first 2012 test server. What a wonderful load of shit. It's not bad enough that we sysadmins sometimes HAVE to run Windows servers for various things, but now we also have to use that god-awful turd-spurt of a "desktop" that Microsoft put in Win8. Thank the FSM for Classic Shell.

There, I feel better now. Thanks. Going to go fire up ConsoleOne and remember how a real PC-Server OS is administered. ;)

TodDANG! Rampaging monkeys storm Indonesian village

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Has anyone looked

for a bearded Robin Williams, and perhaps a magical board game?

This will not be an easy mission

Monkeys slow the expedition.

Microsoft tries to sell home Office users on subscription pricing

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Re: I'm still using Office 2000

Well, technically they didn't "give" us the office product 13 years ago, we had to purchase it. And if it's still doing what we need it to do, why would we need to buy a newer version to do pretty much the same thing as the 13-year-old version that we've already paid for? It's not like it's wearing out like a car engine or getting old like a lapdog (or, err, wife...).

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Re: I'm still using Office 2000

Same here. I didn't see anything shiny enough in 2003 to be worth the upgrade. And the ribbon in 2007 totally put me off.

Who ate all the Pis?

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Re: The vi thing

True, vi is almost universally available on *nix boxes, but then...so was EDLIN on MSDOS boxes... :)

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vi...

"getting hideously stuck inside vi, unable to recall the correct exit keystrokes, and so trampling all over the edit I have just made."

That sounds like a normal vi session for me. The only thing more unbearable than vi's wonderful interface (do I hit "ESC" or ":" now?) is trying to reverse-engineer what RMS was tripping on when he wrote emacs. Nano is almost always the first thing I install on a new Linux box. It helps make life worth living as a Linux admin.

Apple confirms 128GB iPad. A hundred bucks for an extra 64GB

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"without needing their old PCs"

If Apple would just include a keyboard, mouse (a real mouse, not an apple mouse), 22" monitor, and a gigabit network jack (for when the wireless is down) for that $799, then it might be a good substitute for my old PC.

Backdoor root login found in Barracuda gear - and Barracuda is OK with this

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Wow

Amazing that the iptables rules they use were generated in 2003... At least that's what it shows in the dump output if you follow the first link in the article.

And more curious-er - a quick whois shows the two external IP ranges aren't even directly registered to Barracuda. One is out of Layer42's block, the other from XO.

So after 9 years, Barracuda hasn't changed or dropped ISPs nor network ranges. Hopefully...

Acer slashes book worth of brands by £76m

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I STILL have a Gateway server

An E-4200. I think it was bought in 1998 - I inherited it from the previous SysAdmin in 2002.. Has a 400-MHz Pentium II in it (or maybe a PIII) and, err, 64 or maybe 128 megs of RAM. Still chugging along here beside my desk, serving up web pages. I think I changed the CPU and case fans in 2003, but other than that, it's been up 24/7 for a very, very long time.

First Google wants to know all about you, now it wants a RING on your finger

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A great* philosopher and poet once said...

It's just a ring on your finger,

when there's time on your hands.

*- for some small values of "great"

Scientists snap first film of giant squid in action

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Proposed new El Reg Standard

Perhaps our Standards Soviet could consider a new unit for measuring these giant squid. Instead of measuring their lenght in the old units of meters or feet, these enormo squid should be measured by volume in "JapaneseStomachs".

For example - "That juvenile Giant Squid we caught with our submersible was about 872 JapaneseStomachs. And it was tender and delicious".

Or perhaps - "That crusty, old Giant Squid was a monster. 3213 JapaneseStomachs at least, but way too tangy to actually eat."

Microsoft says Google trying to undermine Windows Phone

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Re: Ooooh the irony

Yeah, I'm sure Jeremy Allison broke down into tears when he read this article. Poor Microsoft. They were probably tears of joy...

Intel's set-top TV effort snags on cable

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Re: Don't know I'd back Intel, specifically...

Err, the channels I watch all run commercials, so that should ideally be their revenue stream, same as it was for broadcast TV. If the cable channels were commercial-free, I could see your point. But they aren't. They are laden with commercials.

And as others have said, if a channel isn't popular enough to stand on its own, then why does it get to stay?

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Don't know I'd back Intel, specifically...

but I wish somebody would break the channel-bundling mindset. Why do I have to pay for 50+ channels of fucking ESPN? I'm an IT nerd, I don't watch sports other than maybe X-Games stuff. And then I have to pay for 75 OTHER (non-ESPN I guess) sports channels, 40+ Jesus channels, 20 shopping channels, and untold numbers of channels in languages I don't even speak?

Here's an idea, Cable Industry: let me pick the 20 or 30 channels I want to watch, and you charge me, say, $1.50 per channel per month. That includes you, DirectTV and DishNetwork. And you can even keep charging a premium for the "premium" movie channels like HBO, Showtime, etc.

Dotcom titan funds 'Mark Cuban Chair To Eliminate Stupid Patents'

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If memory serves...

Magnavox had the original patent on "home video game systems", and Nintendo had to pay them a licensing fee back in the '80s. I think there was a court fight, but Magnavox won and Nintendo paid. Dusty memories...

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re: No patents = no innovation

Bullshit! Sorry, but we had plenty of innovation in the 70' and 80's before software patents became an issue. Now, I'll give you that hardware is a different story, and your claim is true there. But software patents are an evil that must be stopped. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that software patents = no innovation. Who wants to waste time writing code that may be ruled infringing on some obscure, obvious-to-all patent in 6 months time?

Brr, feeling cold? Galaxy is home to plenty of WARMER Earth twins

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Re: Now I get it!!

But the downside to that is, it means we're the "tougher" species. And we all know what happens here on Earth when a tougher group of humans meets a less-tough group of humans. Imagine that wonderful aspect of our bad-ass human nature spread across the galaxy...

Boffin claims Bigfoot DNA reveals BESTIAL BONKING

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For her next project

Dr Ketchum will provide DNA evidence that Nessie is the offspring of a one night stand between a Komodo dragon and an unknown species, possibly a Charizard.

Apple granted patent for microphone silhouette

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Re: Did Apple

Swedes, Swiss...

ah, damn. Leave it to a 'Merkin to mess that up...

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Did Apple

check with the Swedish train authorities first, to make sure the Swedes don't already have a design patent on a real microphone that looks just like Apple's drawing of a microphone?

HP: AUTONOMY 'misrepresented' its value by $5 BILLION, calls in SEC

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@Paul Lee

Dude,

that makes me glad I left programming and became a Sysadmin. I had a PM like that once back in the mid-90's - he came by every 2-3 hours to ask "How are we doing? Any progress?", and it was on a project where i was supposed to use a seriously buggy "framework" that we had licensed from a 3rd party developer (who apparently liked illicit drugs). I so wanted to give that PM a colon scan with a rabid cat.

LOHAN to slip in sexy little black number

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Re: BRITNEY

I got Balloon Rocket Ignition Timer - New Electronic Yardstick, since, er, the PCB is custom made for LOHAN, and hence a new yardstick for ballocket electronics. Maybe. But I like that you worked "redundant" in. Good work there.

Oracle: Get your Red Hat Linux patches from us, it's easier

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Getting your RedHat patches from Oracle

has got to be like getting your sex from a whore who is covered in cold sores and scabs.

Angry Birds Star Wars game review

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Re: I really really really...

@elaar - why would a reader of El Reg have a social life? We're computer nerds. Social is for folks who went to school and majored in art.

Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Souse versus scrapple

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Re: Please

How about just a simple bacon sarnie?

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Please

Lester, next time label these as NSBL - Not Safe Before Lunch. It's not quite noon yet here in the States, but after seeing the souse, well, my appetite has gone missing. The scrapple didn't look too bad, though, 'specially since you used a good cut of meat as opposed to floor-scrapings from the slaughterhouse.

Slideshow: A History of First-person Shooters in 20 Games

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Re: What.... no South Park on the N64

I still have that cartridge, somewhere. Had to hide it from my kids years ago...

Used to be a laundromat here that had a SouthPark pinball game. Great fun to hear the profanity coming out at full volume while waiting for my clothes to dry.

Acer Iconia A110 8GB Android tablet review

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Re: Speaker

Agree about the speaker. It's pretty much useless in anything other than a dead-quiet environment. Loaded it with a few movies and took it camping the weekend after I got it (to keep the kids occupied in case of rain), but the sound was too quiet to be heard over the sound of light rain on the tent. Otherwise, it's a nice device. Battery lasts pretty well. The only real lack is a rear-facing camera (the SmartTools app can do some neato stuff with one).

Mars rover Curiosity snaps explicit selfies from ALL ANGLES

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Re: That's no bigger.

Wow, I know there's not much atmosphere there, and absolutely no food for humans, but damn it would be cool to be there.

Captain Kirk does a Crapp on the iPhone: 'Shatoetry' for 'Shatisms'

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So...

Shat shat the Shat app?

California begins crackdown on mobile app developers

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An idea

If we all pushed really, really hard, we just might be able to push California into the Pacific ocean.

Slideshow: A History of Horror in 20 Scary Games

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Doom3?

Really, how could anyone be scared by that game, considering that an hour in, the repetitive boredom had already induced a semi-coma?

The Archvile in Doom2, now THAT gave us the definition of "pant-cacking". The alert sound made my skin crawl.

And no mention of the HORROR that was DukeNukem Forever?

Volunteers sought to see if anyone actually can hear you scream in space

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Re: WTF?

That's nothing. My wife can do it with pay cheques I haven't even earned yet.

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Premature balloon burst thwarts US paper spaceplane attempt

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Carmi

I had a friend from Carmi, IL. Not much there but corn and bibles, so GPS units falling from Heaven would cause quite the stir...

Mysterious galactic glow caused by Hitchhikers' Krikkit style stars

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so

So are these scientists saying that we can't see dark matter, but it is still opaque? Like, oh, I dunno, an invisibility shield?