* Posts by Michael H.F. Wilkinson

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Apple: we've sold a lot of iPhone 4s

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Of course

1.7 million people can be wrong. Never underestimate humanity's ability to get things very very wrong indeed, PREFERABLY all at once, in large unthinking masses. Think of all the people who believe in <INSERT DEITY OTHER THAN PERSONAL CHOICE/ ANY DEITY AT ALL IF ATHEIST>.

This is not an anti-Apple point I am making. Just stating the bleeding obvious.

And of course, I might be wrong ;-)

Jobs tells iPhone users to get a grip

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Actually, you have very MANY photons

because of Planck's law

E = h f

with E the energy of a photon, H Planck's constant and f the frequency. Only at very short wavelengths (think visible light) do individual photons have a measurable effect (such as the photo-electric effect, explained by Einstein using Planck's law, which got him his Nobel prize (NOT relativity)). At radio wavelengths you have so MANY photons that the statistics of individual photons average out and only the wave behaviour is evident.

Apple accuses HTC of iPhone tech theft (again)

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Lambda calculus

Patent law explicitly forbids me to patent mathematical equations. I invent new ones quite frequently, but cannot patent them. They are not even covered by copyright (in most legal systems). Every program can be expressed in Lambda calculus as a (very complicated) equation. Therefore, every prgram should be excluded from patentability.

The core of this argument was put forward I think in IEEE Computer Magazine a few years back. Still makes sense to me.

NASA: Civilization will end in 2013 (possibly)

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Somewhat premature

Predicting sunspot cycles is not such an accurate science. At the moment the sun is very quiet. The sun has gone through much longer periods of very low sunspot activity (Maunder minimum). I do not know of any reliable models that can predict such activity over even a short time span.

Scaremongering?

Linux wins the SCO vs Novell case

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Pint

I will drink to that

Hopefully SCO will go bust shortly

(SCO = Some Common Orifice?)

Prisoner of iTunes - the iPad file transfer horror

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You mean

like making it horrible to share data between apps? That makes life a lot easier does it not.

Deary me, a locked file system: no iPad for me then

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and your argument is?

A rather feeble ad hominem reply to an actual argument that sharing files between apps has been made very difficult, and is an obstacle to ease of use. Apple touts ease of use as important (rather hard to deny), so why this set up which will not just make life harder, but creates all sorts of duplicates, eating up file space.

Please indicate what this has to do with earnings?

Is your office World Cup sweepstake legal?

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Pint

with a pint

of real ale!!

I'll drink to that

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Indeed, so who is going to prosecute?

Anyone want a bet on that?

Steve Jobs beheads iPad apps for acting like desktops

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Again: it depends on the country

Some countries have a legal system that does not mean seeking justice against a big corporation means going bankrupt .

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But then he wanted to call it

1948

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(post must contain letters)

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Unfair conditions

Can be thrown out by judges in many countries.

Someone should have the balls (and pockets) to challenge them in court

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More importantly, do they have

ssh?

If so I would be fine (apart from parting with too much money)

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Actually in the Netherlands

Apple's stance might well be illegal. If you simply do not allow an app, that would probably be OK, but throwing it out AFTER it previously had been approved, that is unreasonable, UNLESS the developer made changes which make it unacceptable. Even then the previously approved app should still be allowed.

Given the great asymmetry in power between Apple and most of its developers, a judge in the Netherlands might quite easily throw out the catchall "we can reject anything for any reason we like, and change our minds any time" parts of any contract as being unfair and unreasonable.

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But MS don't even control ...

the software they run themselves properly

sorry, couldn't resist

Approaching space object 'artificial, not asteroid' says NASA

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Weird orbital changes

may simply be slingshot effect of moon. I also do not know what the principal plane of the orbit is, and foreshortening can cause WEIRD effects.

<large friendly letters>

DON'T PANIC

</large friendly letters>

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even the moon

can be focused on easily. EVERY telescope has plenty of leeway to deal with thermal expansion. The current object is easily far enough away.

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Happy

of course we can't keep track of everything

"wunze ze rockets are up who cares vere zey come down?

Zat's not my department" says Werner von Braun

In the words of the great Tom Lehrer

ScaleMP scales up to 128 nodes

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My experience with ScaleMP is

not very good. I tested software which ran beautifully on a 24 core (6 quad-core) opterons (18-22 x speed-up) crunching through multi-scale analysis of a 1.2 gigapixel image in 60 seconds. On a 64 core (4x 16 cores if I am right) ScaleMP box performance was DISMAL. As more threads are added, the performance tends to drop severely. On a single thread I would get a timing of say 60 seconds for a smallish data set, on 2 threads it took anything up to 5 minutes. The scheduler NEVER puts two threads of the same program on a single board, but scatters them far and wide. You can only gain speed up on these boxes if you have many light-weight processes which do not need to share much memory. Did we not have clusters for that?

Google blames developers for lousy Android battery life

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Actually, in most embedded systems

you learn to program with energy efficiency in mind. Talk to guys doing sensor-network coding, they design communication protocols specifically with ULTRA low energy consumption in mind.

Other than that, it is just a case of efficient coding. If I can reduce the number of instructions by an order, I save energy by the same order. Lazy programming and reliance of Moore's law to do YOUR work of getting things running quickly causes these problems.

After all, we now assume you need the computing power of a Cray Y-MP to edit letters or do some spreadsheet work effectively.

HP's webOS tablet 'due in Q3'

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No software?

There are quite a lot of apps on WebOS already, they should run easily on a tablet

Microsoft launches patent suit at Salesforce cloud

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A patent on placement of objects on a screen?

only in the US

US military chokes on stream from robots' fat pipes

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Self targeting =

shooting yourself in the foot? (if written in C of course)

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Ah, the mythology of data mining

"If we have enough data, the problem will be solved"

You want information, not more data. As more data are added, the problems of finding what you need get harder and harder. It's like Pratchett's omniscope: becase it can show you everything, it is practically useless at showing anything in particular.

THINK before you add more sensors and more data.

Vulture 1, Eyjafjallajökull nil (half time)

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Departure time is when you leave the gate

not when you leave the runway. Taxi time 5 min? not too bad. At Schiphol you sometimes get the impression they are going to taxi the plane the whole way

Steelie Neelie batters at China's Great Firewall

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Nice one Neelie

Hit them where it hurts

Grow-lamps roast Yorkshire dope farmer in his sleep

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It depends on humidity

I experienced near 50 degrees C in the Negev desert, but because the humidity was in single figures, your body can get rid of excess heat through sweating. If the humidity is too high, you cannot release the excess heat, your body temperature exceeds 42 deg and you die.

Divers in certain areas carry alarms to tell them the water is above 37 deg C for this reason

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Darwin award?

Must be a candidate, unless he had kids (for everyone concerned, I sincerely hope not)

Microsoft: 'Using IE6 is like drinking 9-year-old milk'

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Wasn't it rancid

when it was first released?

I remember teaching web design at that time, and reading up on all the vitriol spewed over the product by web designers right then (and on IE5 as I recall). Some students wanting to create really fancy designs had a seriously hard time getting it to render reasonably on a wide range of browsers.

At least MS-Oz is being candid about the product's quality, albeit rather late.

80% of devs chafe at Apple's App Store cash split

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Didn't irony

have something to do with iron?

Herschel 'scope peers into 'truly empty' space hole

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Typical behaviour for adolescents then?

destructive through and through! stars, kids, they are all the same

Microsoft's Linux patent bingo hits Google's Android

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Patent != innovation

I found one patent on making a blinking cursor by repeatedly XORing the cursor content with current screen content (DUH). In the US this is more than innovative enough to get a patent. The USPTO does a disastrously bad job of checking for prior art, leaving it to courts to find out which patents are innovative, and which not.

HP agrees to buy Palm for $1.2bn

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I still have my

Tungsten T3

McAfee offers cash for clunkers

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Let me be the first to point out

"An update of active viruses issued by McAfee last week falsely labelled part of the Windows operating system as a virus."

Easy mistake to make

Marmite sends in the lawyers against BNP

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Please don't

feed the troll

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luckily it is not my own keyboard

brilliant

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As in

He did not evolve beyond yeast?

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Say what you like about Griffin

......................

Finished yet?

Thank you

(tips hat to Tom Holt)

'Beauty with antimatter bottom' created out of pure energy

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Pedant alert

The REST mass of the protons was way smaller than the B+ (disappointing grade to some ;-) )

The sum of the masses they had in the lab frame of reference was as high or higher than the B+.

Great fun nonetheless

BOFH: Forgive and forget

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Back in charge

KZEEEEERT!

we need a cattle-prod icon

Ah, it's Friday

Nazi soldiers pose for Red Army calendar

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OOPS

in Stalin's day, someone would be shot

Nokia: digital SLRs are doomed

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Ye cannae break the laws of physics capt'n II

No Nokia, you cannot take deep-space photos with your camera phone, and you cannot replace a 400 mm F5.6 APO telephoto with a lens that fits into a thimble.

The guy probably believes the image enhancement effects in CSI.

I get so tired of this sort of idiots (highly paid at that). For those still doubting:

The first issue is all about photon counts. The noise in an image is determined (apart from detector noise) most fundamentally by photon noise. Because emission and detection of photons is a random process, the noise is equal to the square root of the number of photons detected. So if a pixel captures 100 photons, the expected noise is 10. If you capture 10000 photons the noise is 100, but the signal-to-noise ratio (S/N) is 10 in the first case and 100 in the latter. S/N is very important in image quality. This is why astronomers want BIG scopes, because doubling the diameter quadruples the amount of light, and doubles S/N.

No matter of post-processing can alter these facts. I teach computer vision and image processing at the University of Groningen, and have worked quite a bit on developing ways to counter the effects of noise.

The second issue is resolution: the limit of resolution is determined by the ratio of wavelength to aperture. This is why we are building a synthetic aperture telescope HUNDREDS OF MILES ACROSS for long radio wavelength. There used to be al sorts of wild claims on what deconvolution methods could do, but in the field it is now accepted that whilst you can enhance details that are faint (at the risk of increasing noise) you cannot reconstruct information that has simply been lost at the aperture of the lens.

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Yes the do have to be large

Diffraction only quits being a problem in the near field (as in NSOM (Near-field Scanning Optical Microscopes)). Otherwise -> big surface area = better S/N + better resolution (if properly corrected by whatever means). Improvements can be made in weight/bulk, but aperture is irreplaceable.

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Joke

For clubbing

nothing beats the heft and swing you get out of a long telephoto, preferably with a hefty SLR attached

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Go

Ye cannae break the laws of physics capt'n

A phased array design you seem to be proposing works fine in radio for three reasons: (i) wavelengths are long so mechanical tolerances are fairly relaxed, (ii) photon counts are HIGH, due to low energy per photon, and (iii) phase can be measured. This allows digital correlation of the signals. All three properties are lost in visual range. Optical heterodyning is very difficult and requires very bulky equipment. Getting solid optics down to the tolerances need is hard, fluid is worse. If the ESO Very Large Telescope in finds it hard to do, I do not think a portable version will be around soon

'Goodness, evilness makes you powerful' - like the Force

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Ig Nobel prize!!

worthy at least

Dell Inspiron One 19 Touch touchscreen all-in-one

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Actually

I much prefer the wireless mouse I got for my laptop. The added weight makes the mouse more responsive. The batteries rarely run out, and then I have the track pad (or a spare set of AAs)

Oracle charges $90 for Sun's free ODF plug-in

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Pirate

Under Dutch law

If they advertise it as free, they MUST deliver it free. Sounds fair enough.

Does Oracle want to kill ODF?

Steve Jobs bans all apps from iPhone (or thereabouts)

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Actually

C++ initially was cross compiled.

Methinks there is a bit of a contradiction in your argument (word used without prejudice)

Why doesn't Nokia buy Palm?

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As a Yurpean

and a developer, I would love to see WebOS take off. I am probably not going to get my hands on a WebOS phone any time soon, more's the pity. If WebOS fails, it is due to business decisions and not technical merit (remember Betamax?), Nokia buying Palm could prevent that happening.

Please do not speak for all Europeans, and if you feel an irresistible urge to do so, please try to sound more sensible