* Posts by Murray Fraser

4 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Oct 2008

BOFH: The day the office budget bombed – literally

Murray Fraser
Mushroom

lp0 on fire

telnet hsswitch2

Trying 10.6.66.202...

Connected to hsswitch2.corp.bofh.net.

Escape character is '^]'.

User Access Verification

Username: bofh

Password:

hsswitch2>en

Password:

hsswitch2#terminal monitor

hsswitch2#ignite

% Incomplete command.

hsswitch2#ignite ?

now ignite immediately

at ignite at a specific time/date

in ignite after a time interval

cancel Cancel pending ignition

hsswitch2#ignite now

Nov 18 23:23:15: %SYS-5-IGNITION: Initiated ignition due to user request.

Nov 18 23:23:20: %SYS-0-ONFIRE: Supervisor is on fire!

Nov 18 23:23:24: %SYS-2-SUP_TEMPMINORFAIL: Supervisor minor temperature threshold exceeded

Nov 18 23:23:26: %SYS-0-SUP_TEMPMAJORFAIL: Supervisor major temperature threshold exceeded

What vegetables are best for growing in Spaaace?

Murray Fraser
WTF?

Gravity

How do the vegetables know which way so send roots and shoots without gravity. Will the carrots grow upside down and sideways?

Cisco beefs up fixed port Ethernet switches

Murray Fraser
Unhappy

Not 10 Gigabit switches

Both switches come with either 24 or 48 ** 10/100/1000 ** ports

eg.. not 10 gigabit switches, they just support 2 * 10 gig uplinks.

California outlaws RFID tag skimming

Murray Fraser
Coat

@Iam Me

"Might I agree to them putting an RFID tag in my kids ID, I might if the correct checks were in place."

Oh.. yeah... right... they're putting the RFID tag in the ID... here I am thinking it was going under the skin.

First graders line up over here for innoculations and RFID implants.