Give them Miller Light
instead of installing a urine recycler give them Miller Light. It tastes the same.
28 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Sep 2008
One of the most essential job requirements of a systems admin is to be able to cover their tracks when they make a cock-up. Some years ago when repairing a crashed Netware server I accidently trashed the email router PC. After fixing the server I waited for the first user to say "The email is not working". So I came up with the explanation that when the server crashed it corrupted the email router.
No-one ever suspected the truth.