* Posts by Simon

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Oz woman held hostage by pugnacious porker

Simon
Paris Hilton

happy as a pig in sh*t

ffs must be a slow news day at The Reg. We've been following this on the "tabloid-style" current affairs shows here in Oz where its been on non-stop for a couple of days.

Pommie readers will be pleased to know that Bruce has now been caught*and has been moved to a secret location to keep a lot of lady pigs happy.

Of course we're all trying to find the "secret location" so we can test out the new barbie.

Paris? Because apparently she squeals like a ...

* http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,,24395564-3102,00.html