* Posts by Bassey

1131 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Sep 2008

Google gives up on saving world from cheap coal energy

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Re: Let's do solar PV properly

I see two main problems;

Firstly, sandy desert isn't great for solar panels. On the other hand, there are plenty of other types of desert that would better suit.

Secondly, the infrasctructure in deserts tends to be rather minimal making the building, maintenance etc prohibitively expensive. Nothing that can't be surmounted but problematic none the less.

Man nearly faints with relief as cops drop chopper charge

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Re: Iainn

"Again with no explanation of what a 'chopper' is until 3/4 way through the article? Jeez..."

That was the whole point, Iainn. Double Entendre fall a little flat if you explain them beforehand. It's called humour?

Coders are creatives too: Where's our love?...

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Wholly Crap

A bunch of so-called "Developers" (I still call myself a programmer) whining about their feelings and how society misunderstands them. For christs sake. It's like the bastard child of Twighlight and Loose Women.

Grow a pair!

Bug silences Samsung Galaxy Nexus

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Re: you're not singing anymore

Hadn't spotted that - certainly naughty of them to release it without mentioning the lack of Flash. Okay, they don't need to list every feature that isn't present but most people would take Flash on Android as a given - especially as it is often provided as an example of a differentiator.

A quick Google suggests it IS coming soon though;

Adobe issued the following statement on the matter: “Adobe will release one more version of the Flash Player for mobile browsing, which will provide support for Android 4.0 — expected to be released before the end of this year.”

SQUID calls 'virtual photons' into real existence

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Fan-bloody-tastic. Thank you

Kindle Fire: An open letter to Jeff Bezos

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Re: Baffled

Good grief Chris. I know it is early on a Monday but wake up man. He didn't mention WHAT article or WHICH author. This isn't a post. It is a BOT getting in a 1st "relevent" post to try and get around the spam detectors.

PETA claims anti-Mario campaign was a joke

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Skinning Animals Alive

Seriously? Skinning Animals Alive? I just don't believe that happens as common practice for several reasons.

1) It would be several times more difficult to skin them alive, whilst wriggling, screaming, biting etc. than whilst dead

2) It would be pointless. They aren't sheep. It won't grow back.

3) The fur would get covered in blood. Far better to drain the blood first (and keep it - very tasty).

4) PETA stated it

Doesn't mean there aren't sick bastards out there that do it sometimes for kicks but as a standard business practice it is an awful lot of extra hassle with no benefits.

Orange revisits San Francisco with another budget blower

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CPU

Anyone know what generation ARM CPU has? I believe the last one had an ARM6 processor which put a limit on some of the apps you could run. Mine still flies along with the latest CyanogenMOD though.

As for the memory, mine has 512MB of RAM so I'm not sure that counts as an upgrade.

Doomsday 2012 mega volcano 'unlikely' - NASA

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Dull

"Indonesia, New Zealand, the United States, and Chile"

So miles away from me then. Who cares?

Motorola Razr Android smartphone

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Re: Where are the non-removable battery haters?

They stopped reading the review after the words "non-removable battery", obviously.

Google serves up Ice Cream Sandwich code

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Re: Ooooh

Google promised to release the source code.

Lots of people predicted it wouldn't happen and that they were just stalling

Google have now released the source code so that those of us with older devices can get the latest OS on them.

Do you mind explaining why any/all of that is soooo terrible that you felt it necessary to vent your spleen publicly?

WebOS developer? 'Grab a slab, while stocks last'

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Re: Brian Cox

It was on "The Infinite Monkey Cage" that he denied all responsibility for the penning of "Things Can Only Get better", fully acknowledged that it contravened the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics and insisted he had written the little known B-Side, "Entropy Will Always Increase" but claimed the Labour party just weren't interested in using it as an election slogan.

Logitech Wireless Touchpad

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Alternatives

I got something similar to this several years ago in the hope it would sort out my RSI from years of mouse useage - particularly the scroll-wheel which is a real killer for me. Whilst I found the touch pad easy to use and the scrolling was fine the motions were too similar to operating a scroll-wheel so the RSI reared its ugly head again.

Now been using a Kensington Expert Mouse trackball that has staved off RSI for 3 or 4 years.

Hands on with the Sony PlayStation Vita

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Re: Where on earth did you get that price form?

Erm, the paragraph above where he had just pointed out the memory stick will be £100.

£270 + £100 + 1 game = £400 near as makes no difference.

And, lets face it, that design REQUIRES a case - so add £20-30 on for that.

Another hushed HTC blower set for 2012 debut

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Re: Quad core

Actually, the article states "1.5GHz dual-core processor" so it isn't quad core. However, the general idea of the multiple cores is that you can have more processing power AVAILABLE but without cranking up the power. For example, the latest multi-core arm design has five cores. One, low power core is running most of the time for mundane tasks and uses little-to-no power. The other four cores only kick-in when more grunt is required and then shut back down again with ARM quoting power savings of 30% or more.

So multi-core IS about getting back to a practical battery life - even if it won't be marketed as such because, like it or not, amazing battery life doesn't sell to Joe Public.

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Snap!

I call snap. That is EXACTLY the same spec as the Sensation Beats XE apart from the Battery and OS version - and HTC has already confirmed the XE will receive ICS in the New Year. So this is the same phone but with a slightly smaller battery.

That strikes me as a rather difficult differentiation to sell to the market!

Russian Mars mission launches after multi-year delays

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Oops

Looks like this was posted an hour or two too soon. Shame. I really don't care who is carrying out Interplanetary missions as long as someone is. Kudos to the Russians for keeping trying and lets hope they can salvage something out of (what looks like) a complete nightmare at the moment.

Ryanair ponders in-air mucky movie service

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Usual O'Leary nonsense

O'Leary's usual trick of making up nonsense to get himself a bunch of free advertising from brainless churnalists at the Sun.

New pics of giant black sphere hurtling toward Earth

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Re: It almost clipped the moon

Bloody good point. Everyone goes on about earth impacts but what about a serious moon impact? After all, this object is going to pass a lot closer to the moon than it will to us. And a serious smash on the moon will be far more serious for us, long term, than a 400 kilo-tonne bomb going off (the estimated impact of this thing if it ever hit).

Is anyone tracking potential strikes on the moon?

BeWeather

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Was sounding good

Sounded good until "Weather data is ... near enough identical to the BBC’s weather information"

Given that the BBC's weather forecast is complete and utter shite I won't be bothering.

I must admit, despite their being seemingly hundreds of weather apps for Android it is one area I Find disappointing. I'm a hill walker so I'm interested in detailed, accurate weather information but find it very hard to find. Accuweather is brilliant on the web but their Android client is woeful. The best I've found so far is Wetter.com but some of the interface is in English and some in German.

One test I have is looking up the weather for home and work. There is a bloody great range of hills and mountains in between so the weather is usually different in one place to the other - even though there is just 11 miles between them. The BBC always has them as having the same weather.

Ubuntu republic riven by damaging civil wars

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I've never met a group more resistent to change than IT types :)

Iceberg DEATHMATCH: Berlin vs Manhattan

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Isn't this quite straightforward

The Berlin is the metric equivalant of the Imperial Manhatten. As long as NASA don't need to carry out space-craft related projects that require converting one to the other we should be fine to use either and/or both.

Ten... Blu-ray disc players

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Re: Why would I not get a Sony PS3?

Because it is big, ugly, noisy and consumes more power than your average toaster. But I agree, I'd still rather that than most of these on the list. Although I actually got a Sony SB160 second hand for £60 a couple of years ago and it plays blu-rays - which is all I really wanted from a blu-ray player.

Modern Warfare 3 flogged on eBay for a grand

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Amazon

Amazon shipped out their advanced orders on Friday and they arrived Saturday morning. A guy at work has been playing his for a few days now.

Belkin Chef Stand and Stylus for tablets

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Sounds good

As I was reading this I was thinking how handy it would have been last week when I made a lemon meringue pie - as my phone kept getting smeared with "stuff" as I was flicking through the recipe.

Then I remembered the 20 minutes I had to spend cleaning whisked egg white from every exposed surface in the kitchen. That's fine with my £99 SanFran or £70 no-name tablet. But I don't think I would want to expose an iPad to that kind of treatment.

Shale gas operations triggered Blackpool tremors

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Re: JaitcH might like to know

"Maybe - certain documentary-makers go the extra mile when they hardly need to - but what about the other remarks?"

What other points? They said Yeo was a lieing, obsequious little shit (paraphrasing slightly) and I agreed. I was only pointing out that the main environmental pressure groups are just as bad.

Bassey

Re: Lies and more Lies

"Register readers might be interested to know that an Oscar-nominated documentary called GASLANDS made much of a householder's flaming taps, where methane in the water could be ignited from the tap."

JaitcH might like to know that the makers of Gaslands have since had to apologise and have admitted that scene was entirely bogus after videos of that same tap being lit BEFORE the fracking occured came to light. That bloke has been showing off his flaming water for many years and it has NOTHING to do with fracking. But then, the obsequious environmental campainers are just as free and easy with the "truth" as Yeo and his backers. In their view they have the moral high-ground so any miss-truths they tell are all for the greater good.

A rapid first hands-on: Nokia’s Windows phones

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Don't diss Mr Tumble!

Airbus brews Scandium smackdown for carbon Dreamliner

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Superb

Excellent article. These pieces are the main reason I read the Reg. Thanks very much.

Public transport 'is bad for commuters' health'

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Isn't this fairly straight-forward

Those who live close enough to the city centre to walk/cycle are also able to afford city centre rent/mortgage so are generally high-income individuals. Those living within 30/60 drive/bus are in the poorer parts of the city or just outside. Those greater than an hour away (as suggested in the report) are also high earners.

All this report has done is identify the spread for the cost of housing as you move away from the city centre. Not that disposable income HAS to correlate to health but it is certainly easier to be healthy if every last penny isn't being spent on accomodation, fuel and travel.

Samsung bleats 'bout bendy blowers for 2012

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RE: What about the rest

I may be wrong (it happened once before) but I reckon they are talking more along the lines of that Sony phone with a split screen that folds in half down the middle. Imagine that but without the annoying strip down the middle where the hinge is. That way, the screen bends but the rest of the electronics can remain usefully solid.

Stallman: Did I say Jobs was evil? I meant really evil

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Re: Journalistic Balance?

What makes you believe a journalists job is to present balance? Their job is to either;

A) Report the truth; or

B) Present their opinion

Nothing to do with balance. Indeed, "balance" has become the shield of lazy and/or insecure journalists. "I can't (be arsed to) check whether or not what I'm reporting is the truth so I'll just put the exact opposite at the end to cover my arse and call it "Balance". ".

And are you SERIOUSLY suggesting that once someone has died they are beyond criticism because they are unable to respond? What a claustrophobic, narrow little world that would be. It would pretty much put an end to the study of History, too.

Truly Bizarre.

Feds nab granny in moon rock sting

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From another point of view

Turning the story around ever so slightly to view it from the supposed point that neither NASA or the Feds have ANY evidence this old lady has done anything wrong and you have;

Feds/NASA kidknapp old lady, hold her hostage for two hours and only release her after stealing $1m from her purse.

Just saying....

Porsche finds top gear with BlackBerry design

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I like it

I really don't like Porsche design and I'm not a fan of Blackberry's. But I really like the look of this. I haven't got $2000 to waste on a phone, mind, but if I happened to win the lottery some time soon I could see myself stumping up for one of these - even if the keyboard does look like a pig to use.

As iPhone 4S battery suckage spreads, fixes appear

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Sounds like

Sounds like Apple are just starting to experience the same problems that other OSs have had for a while. The more complex and capable they become the more problems they will have. I've had my Android phone about a year and 3, maybe 4 times over that year I've put it down nearly fully charged and a couple of hours later it has pinged to say the battery is low. When I've picked it up it has been warm to touch. A quick reboot sorts it out. Plenty of other Android users have reported similar problems and it used to happen all the time on Windows Mobile.

With maturity and complexity come problems. Apple tried to avoid this by keeping the iPhone simple but the market has pushed it towards greater complexity so random problems will occur. And, because of the vast numbers sold and the huge hype, every little problem will be magnified a thousand times.

He who lives by the hyperbole.....

Vegas man begs web for $1m to fix gigantic scrotum

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Re: How can it possibly cost $1 million to chop off someone's balls?

I believe that is precisely what he is trying to avoid happening.

Man 'drinks 2 pizzas' before skidding off road

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Mumbling

He was merely drunk and the cops just misheard the word "Pitchers" as in;

"I don't understand it. I only drank two Pitchers of beer for lunch".

Toyota Yaris 2011

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Re; That awful puppy

"I drove a Yaris 2 and it was a lovely little car, but on the motorway, the mileage dropped down to approximately 30ish mpg."

"Want decent real-life low consumption and decent performance? Buy a big-ish diesel."

Why would "real life economy" for a city car be based around motorway driving? It is a CITY CAR? It clearly says so in the review, on their website and in ALL the marketing gumpf. What your post just said is;

I took a city car, thrashed it up and down a motorway and came to the conclusion it isn't as well designed for driving on motorways as a car designed to be driven up and down motorways.

Genius!

Man charged in nude celebrity hacking case

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Re: Ross R

"Or are you saying that if you drop your car keys outside your house, your car is fair game?"

Absolutely not. But he didn't steal anything. In this case, as I made VERY clear in my example, a better analogy would be "If I drop my car keys outside my house, is it okay for someone to open my car and take a copy of the photo I left on the front seat and then replace the photo?". Nothing was stolen so the "taking my car" analogy is misleading and emotive. The "Victims" have lost nothing. No posessions were stolen. No posessions were damaged. No harm was caused other than to their ego and some embarassment.

Bassey
WTF?

What laws?

What laws did this guy actually break? He used publicly available information to reset someone's password. How is that hacking?

As mentioned above, if people are so unbelieveably stupid that they;

A) use their mothers maiden name as the answer to "What is your mother's maiden name"

B) Take nude pictures of themselves

C) Keep said pictures on a web-mail account

Then they just deserve a little pain to remind them not to be so stupid. It isn't as if any actual harm has been done. Nobody got hurt. No property was stolen.

If I left my front door wide open and someone walked in and took photocopies of my documents the police would shrug and tell me I was lucky they didn't do worse and hand me a leaflet telling me how to secure my home properly.

One in 10 Brits leaves web passwords in their will

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Questions

I don't use iTunes. I've installed it twice and hated it so removed it soon after both times. However, my recollection is that anything you "buy" from iTunes (films, music, apps, games) is for YOUR use only. So you can't legally leave it to someone. Fair enough, you're also giving them access to photos you have stored in there but, upon your demise, the license for all that stuff you bought expires with you.

Just one of the joys of the Jobsian model of content rental.

CyanogenMod 7.1 brings 24 Android phones into fold

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instructions

I may be wrong but I'd suggest the reason there are no instructions is that there is almost nothing to do. Once the ROM Manager app is installed, tap the first item on the menu to "Flash ClockworkMod Recovery". After that is done, go to "Download ROM". You get a list of ROMs with CyanogenMod nightly first on the list. Tap it and it offers to download and install.

The only "gotcha" is that, if you are using the free version, after it has installed (and it takes about five minutes once the download is complete) you have to go back into the ROM manager, download ROM and choose Google Apps. Otherwise you have no Android Market. If you use the paid for version it asks you if you want to install the Google Apps when you download the ROM and looks after all that for you.

But, basically, once the first step above is sorted and, assuming you have paid the £1.50 for the app, updates take two taps and less than five minutes.

Bassey

Re: PaulR79

I absolutely agree with everything PaulR79 said above. I would also add that, for budget devices like my San Francisco, you get much more free storage (230-odd MB free comapred to about half that for the stock ROM) and battery life has also improved despite the massive increase in performance. An iPhone toting colleague (an old 3G with a dieing battery) admitted my £99 SanFran significantly outperforms his iPhone on many apps and tasks with CyanogenMod.

HTC brings Beats to bigger blower

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"If more people boycotted evil shits of companies the world would be a better place."

I'd be hugely interested to know what you believe constitutes an "evil shit" of a company and in what way MS qualifies? After all, MS, through Gates, has geneted 10s of Billions for charity whilst one of Steve Jobs' first acts as returning CEO at Apple was to cancel any and all philanthropic activity the company was involved in.

On a sliding scale of evil shittedness MS seems quite a way back in the queue.

Premier League loses footie decoder case

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Re: Single market?

"How come I can't buy as much wine & beer from France as I want then?"

Er, you can. People have been doing Booze cruises for years now. The illegal bit is if you then sell the beer and wine once you get back to the UK. For personal use there have been no limits since, I think, the very early 90s.

SanDisk Memory Zone

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How big?

5.7MB seems stupidly large for a very simple app that does very little. I am frequently amazed at the size differences between functionally similar apps - and that has become one of the things I look out for when choosing an app. If one programmer takes just 600k to acheive what another required 6MB to do then I tend to go with the 600k on the grounds there is a good chance that programmer had more of an idea of what they were doing - or at least they didn't just download a bunch of bloated libraries and components and stitch them together.

As for the app it would need SugarSync support to be of any use to me.

The plane story of galactic clusters

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Re: Tony Paulazzo

It is good to see that there are still people who prefer to get their science "education" from Stephen Fry rather than, say, books. Keep up the good work!

Boffins prove Queen ballad 'world's most catchy song'

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There is currently a debate where I live as to whether students studying university courses without any obvious benefit to the community should receive funding. The general consensus has been that it would be impossible to judge which courses might lead to future jobs. After all - as one "expert" pointed out - who would have thought, just ten years ago, that computer and e-gaming would become viable careers?

I think "PhD in Singability" might well swing the argument

The Secret of Monkey Island

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Re: Annihilator

I'm with you Annihilator. My friends and I all tried to get into these games as all the games magazine reviewers kept telling us they were the best thing since sliced bread - but I just found them dull. And this is from a person that would spend hours at a time playing computer Risk so my dull-tolerance levels were pretty high.

On its first birthday, LibreOffice has reason to celebrate

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Excellent

I switched to LibreOffice straight away as it was clear OpenOffice was going nowhere. There are still a couple of issues (in-app templates still link to a site that doesn't exist) but it is well on the way. I was a bit surprised last week to find, when I opened a relatively simple Excel spreadsheet in LO that some of the formulae had errors in them. The fact that I was surprised is a good sign that they are nearly there but companies are not going to switch to a product if they cannot rely on fairly basic format conversions.