Posts by Finko Bastawank

Mad Apple patent: Cloneware to convince trackers you don't like porn

Not a software patent

Knowing Apple's outsourcing, the patent is probably not a piece of software at all, and is in fact warehouses full of small Chinese children aimlessly browsing wholesome websites for a bowl of rice a month.

Moribund Mexican litters Street View

Ok, I'd had a skinful & decided to sleep it off

.. then the bleedin' google van went past. Good job my nutsack wasn't hanging out !

US military: Electropulse bombs now from next year

EMPs and the 'Judge Dredd' shotgun ?

I think the boffins at DARPA are spending too much time playing Battlefield 2142 !

Geode - the Firefox add-on that knows where you are

Hmmm...

Well I guess this will do until everyone is implanted with RFID chips. Plus I guess it could be used as another handy way to direct 'related' advertisements direct to the user. Who needs Phorm ?

Google to save US from fossil fuels

Google will save us all !

Surely all the hot air coming out of the Googlestag would solve all our energy problems ?

Police drop BT-Phorm probe

Implied Consent

Implied consent ? Tcha, that didn't help me on that rape charge ..