Posts by Barney Light

Open source Hadoop engineers may spin off from Yahoo!

Forget the elephant

Could we please have an article about Hadoop without reference to the fscking stuffed elephant?? It was mildly interesting the first 20 times, but I'm finding it strangely grating now.

'Della': Dell's very special site for women

Brilliant...

...quite brilliant.

Lapdancing 'not sexually stimulating', MPs hear

@Standards

"I don't bat for the pavilion end"

BAT FOR THE OTHER TEAM!!

OpenSocial, OpenID, and Google Gears: Three technologies for history's dustbin

@feel the hate

'...people who trot out the tired meme about Google having done nothing since search...'

since when was this a tired meme?

what utter, utter, bollocks