Posts by Dr O'Pfickse-Dwydth

NZ council to scrub Muff Road

What about the arboriculturists that live in the house between #6 and #10?

Apparently there's a nice south american lady lives there, with a daughter who's built a small hanger and facilities down in the garden......

Muff Road

Is that anywhere near Muff Drive?

Nurse Lovelace gives hardened lag 55-hour stiffy

Nurse Lovelace gives hardened lag 55-hour stiffy

Since the "treatment", the title should read:

"Nurse Lovelace gives hardened stiffy 55-hour lag"

White wine stains your teeth too

Duh!

Surely the best way to avoid wine staining your teeth is to drink something else instead........

Moderatrix quits El Reg: Latest

Attack of the Killer Bee

Sarah, I caught this story after you'd confessed and had to go back to the earlier story to see your rant. Nice!

I like to think I'd have seen through it, but am very happy Ms Feisty's still in town.

How about a subscription service for fast-track access to your future flames, or a paypal-gated link for pay-per-flame?

Scotland to battle grey squirrel invaders

@ Sarah Bee - Re: Risking an ODFO

Kisses back, dear sweet girl.

Risking an ODFO

What the IT angle?

ISS urinal/drinks-machine combo still buggy

Glad to see that

it's phuq'd Stella's claim to be "reassuringly expensive" - the cost of this "brew" is out of this world.

The one with the plexar dome please - I'll go fetch a tool-bag.