12.5 integers?
How can you have half an integer?
129 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Sep 2008
Ok- it's pretty low stealing from a hospital, but not having a backup of this software is completely unacceptable.
They didn't back it up because the laptop was new? So if it was an older laptop they would have a backup?
Presumably whoever was working on this software must of had some kind of IT experience? How can they not keep copies of it?
If you're working at the bleeding edge of research you should be keeping a secure backup somewhere surely. Maybe they were worried about some numpty losing the USB key he backed the software up on to while riding the train.
Many moons ago I had to do a project for Computing at school & had to investigate the future of computers.
I did a bit about wearable computers and one of the things I discovered was a laser which would draw the 'screen' directly on your retina.
It's been over 10 years since I did that- the screen on this thing just looks like a tiny LCD which sits in the centre of your field of view. Why haven't they perfected beaming the image into my eye already?
Come on boffins , pull the finger out.
We have the same problem in Aberdeen with seagulls. They get pretty big scavenging the leftover kabobs and pizzas strewn about after a beery night out.
They're pretty mean too - I saw one kill & eat a pigeon. I seems to recall a story about some woman who's little rat of a dog got attacked too.
It's only a matter of time before they eat someone's baby.
Won't somebody think of the children and make some kind of automatic seagull targeting turret?
"I think if we played stories like this straight, you'd have a point. We don't, so you don't.
I draw your attention to the later paragraphs in the story..."
Fair point, I just thought that if you didn't print the 'silly formula' stories at all it might go some way toward stopping PR companies from coming out with such nonsense.
Anything that makes science reporting more credible has to be a good thing.
Anyway it's Friday night so have a beer on me :)
If the guy was off-duty and in his civvies, presumably he wasn't carrying his departmental weapon? All the smart guns in world couldn't have let the other officers know this guy was a cop. Maybe they want to implant chips into all sworn officers instead?
Sounds like some defense contractors trying to use a tragic death as a way of increasing profits.
Also what will happen when they create these rfid enabled officers? They will be built as an insecure system because to build in any decent sort of encryption would eat into profits.Before long any half decent crim will be able to tell where the cops are at any given moment.
Pointless exercise. The sad fact is that armed officers have to make split second decisions under pressure and innocent people are shot.
Newspapers have been suffering for a while now. Many blame online news sites such as El Reg.
I'd recommend anyone who wants a good insight into exactly why many hacks are being reduced to using information they only just read themselves minutes before to read 'Flat Earth News' by Nick Davies.
Also series 5 of 'The Wire' shows some of the inner workings of a news room quite nicely.
That's actually why I value The register as a good source of news- it seems that you guys quite regularly come out with new & insightful stories you don't read anywhere else because you have actually researched them yourself rather than copy & pasting from a news feed. On occasion I see the odd story which is pretty closely word for word what is on BBC news but you cant investigate every story fully.
I will soon be marketing my new tech in North as a solution to the summer suicide problem.
I call my wondrous new technology "The Curtain" TM. It is made of a special material which contains the darkness in the room, and by not allowing darkness to escape stops the user from suffering from an overabundance of light.
Those of you looking for a good escape from the current financial crisis would do well to buy shares in my company as the price can only go up.
Once its online it's probably been copied to multiple places. Taking down the offending host isn't going to stop the circulation after that. This whole thing seems like a huge waste of time / effort and most likely public funds.
Once something has been leaked surely the only option is to use a new paper?
"Mr Darling also found £45 million for small scale renewables like wind turbines on houses ..."
Why do they keep pissing in the wind with idiotic projects like this? Wind turbines on houses are pointless unless you live atop a particularly drafty hill.
No doubt a lot of money is going to be spent on pointless tech.
Wonder where the lobbying backhander went on this scheme?
"..reasonably points out that if an old gas field could hold onto its gas for thousands of years, it's reasonable to think it might hold onto fizzy water too"
Bit of a leap of faith here surely? The way we are currently sucking gas out of many of our aging fields we are actually damaging the formation.
The gas may have sat there nicely for millions of years, but when we start drilling multiple holes into the same field it damages the reservoir.
Add to this the fact that when a field is largely depleted we can no longer rely on the gas freely flowing so we resort to applying a pressure differential to the top of the well (think of sucking through a straw). The more we do this, the more we see solids being produced by the wells. These solids are the first signs that we are damaging the reservoir. Now quite a few of the wells I know of produce solids. In addition there are plenty of wells where concrete liners etc have become deformed due to downhole damage.
Basically we have raped the gas fields to within an inch of their lives, so don't bet on being able to just pump down a shit load of CO2 and expect it not to leak.
Expect the North Sea to become like the Bermuda Triangle as lots of ships suddenly disappear mysteriously....
"So that's it. Absolutely and utterly fuck the lot of you. I've packed up my stuff and deleted my Reg email account. I don't have another job to go to, but I'd rather sign on than have to mop up your nasty, noxious crap for a minute longer."
I suspect that the whole 'I'm deleting my account' part was perhaps part April Fools (otherwise how are we reading this?), however I bet you were still glad to have a good go at all of us (to use a phrase I hate) 'commentards'. I think the standard of comment on the reg has slipped in the past year or so- we seem to have lost the dazzling wit of the commentators I seem to remember with my rose tinted memories of the glory days of old.
Anyway sounds like you could use a hug and / or beer.
As far as most reg readers go anyway you sadly have to expect a high degree of misogyny. This is an IT news site, and it's a sad fact that a large percentage of the industry comprises men (with a tendency towards 'single' men). Not trying to justify it, but as you so succinctly put it probably most us have 'never had a woman in our lives'. Add to that the fact it's the internet (where nobody knows your name) and your actions have (seemingly) no consequence.
Anyway on behalf of a reg reader who felt suitably chastised- my humblest apologies. ;)
..with the comments about the fact this so sadly could be true.
I mean its a great April fools story - it has all the elements Reg readers have come to love in a news report: tasers, fat dumb yanks, sat navs putting people in harms way etc.
It is true though that despite knowing it's a fool that I kept thinking 'This could well be true'. Obviously the mark of a good writer.
Lester, it won't be long before you are bundled into the back of a van & forced to work at the Ministry of Truth.
So basically they've put together some videos (lets say a couple hundred thousand quid as a generous amount) put it on some internet sites (free, barring the time it takes some staffer to do it) and running the service for mobiles (no idea of cost, but cant be more than another couple hundred thou maximum.
Where the f**K has this money gone? All into the hands of some PR firm!
I think where public money is being spent there should be 100% transparency i.e we should be able to see all invoices etc. Where mad amounts of cash are being splodged we should have the right to demand that these companies are never used for govt work again.
The gravy train must be derailed!
What is the point of this thing?
I understand how it works etc, but what would anyone actually use this for on a daily basis? Seems like a pointless waste of resources to me. Too many designers / engineers waste their abilities making tat like this when they could be spending their time on something to make the world a better place.
<quote>OK the US military were at fault for not securing their systems properly, but if you accidentally leave your front door unlocked and I wander in and go through all your stuff and potentially help myself to anything I like the look of you wouldn't just say "Oh sorry, my mistake. Off you go then". You'd expect me to be prosecuted for entering your premises illegally.</quote>
Slight problem with your analogy. this was a MILITARY system. You don't expect the 'most advanced' nation in the world would leave the door to all their armories unlocked so anyone could walk in & pick up a gun do you? These systems should have been secure. There is no excuse for the piss poor security they had in place.
He freely admits he broke the law as he has pleaded guilty. He is not trying to get off with the crime, what he is protesting about is being taken over to the US and tried over there (where most likely he will disappear).
Seriously, do you believe the US system will give him a fair trial? And if they do he will be allowed back to the UK to serve his time?
His plane won't even land in the states, just a few 'friendly countries' as stop-overs on the extreme rendition service to Gitmo.
With Patriot act V2 in place they can do what ever they want to him.
Oh I forgot, if you actually try to point out how horrendous the Patriot act is you're not an proud brave American citizen are you?
..how many kettles worth of C02 did you produce while writing this article?
Well, there was your laptop being on, you sitting there farting as you concentrated on the numbers (last nights Vindaloo didn't help), your lighting, radio playing in background etc etc.
You could have been better going & making Sarah Bee a cup of tea (bless her she's working hard today) and going home early.