* Posts by Andrew Newstead

293 posts • joined 11 Sep 2008


Pretend starship captain to take trip in real space capsule

Andrew Newstead

Re: Uhura to orbit

Unfortunately Nichelle Nichols is not well nowadays.

To have one floppy failure is unlucky. To have 20 implies evil magic or a very silly user

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Re: The endless story

I had an instructor when I was an apprentice that had a saying for this, “You design anything to be idiot proof but you can’t design it to be twat proof”!

Virgin Galactic pals up with Rolls-Royce to work on Mach 3 Concorde-style private jet that can carry up to 19 people

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Re: It's a shame that Reaction Engines missed out on this

Royce’s have been putting money into Reaction engines and investigating the use RE’s precoolers with conventional Jet engines. It wouldn’t surprise me to see that technology being involved in this project.

Trump's Make Space Great Again video pulled after former 'naut says: Nope

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Re: Nuts

There was a Brave New World miniseries in the eighties starring Keir Dullela.

Have you ever seen one of these, son? Ricoh spins off 360° camera boffins to debut neuralyzer-shaped snapper

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Re: Prosumer ??

Not so prosumer, their high end DSLRs are as good as anything from Canon and Nikon and their lenses are superb.

'An issue of survival': Why Mozilla welcomes EU attempts to regulate the internet giants

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Hmmm, I’ve not seen any of that.

Bear insistent on playing tonsil tennis with you? Just bite its tongue off

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Re: But he didn't take the bear spray

That’ll kill all birds in a one mile radius!

UK Space Agency cracks open its wallet, fishes out a paltry £2m for Brit plans to return to orbit

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Not quite

The last all British rocket that launched a British satellite (in fact the only one) was Black Arrow. That lives in the Science Museum in Kensington. The rocket you’re thinking of is a Blue Streak.

Israeli Moon probe crashes at the last minute but SpaceX scores with Falcon Heavy launch

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Re: Budget limits time

Just for the record, it's looking like Beagle 2 actually made it to the surface intact, according to images made by one of the orbiting spacecraft recently. What seems to have occurred is that the craft failed to deploy properly and was not able to bring it's communications antenna online.

Brit rocket boffins Reaction Engines notch up first supersonic precooler test

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The Helium is cooled by the LH2 fuel that is being fed to the engine at that time, effectively pre-warming the cryogenic fuel before combustion and the heat from the heat exchanger being dumped overboard.

I'm just not sure the computer works here – the energy is all wrong

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Re: Ah, the carefree days of yore

Does it do the howl?

NASA names the date for the first commercial crew demo flight

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Re: Prediction

Daisy, Daisy...

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"I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you..."

Hi there, Hubble, glad to hear you're doing okay

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The telescope was designed to be serviceable and eventually retrievable by the Space Shuttle. That limited the altitude at which it was deployed to allow the shuttle to get to it.

One of the last things that was done on the final shuttle servicing mission was to attach a docking collar to the telescope base which would allow a future visiting space craft to attach itself to the scope. What this craft would be doing was not explained in too much detail, except to state that a rocket engine on the craft could change the telescope's orbit or de-orbit it in a controlled manner (important as much of the mirror would make it through re-entry and it's very massive). It's not a great stretch to conceive of a "service module" that could take over the navigation and pointing functions of the telescope and be attached to it when we see the gyros and momentum wheels on the telescope starting to fail again. This would also maintain the orbit. When the module is used up then it could be replaced with a second unit.

Russian rocket goes BOOM again – this time with a crew on it

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Re: Apollo 7

First flight of Saturn 1B with a crew, first flight of a 1Bwas an unmanned engineering test of a Block 1 CSM in February 1966 and there were another 2 launches before Apollo 7.

Blueprint of modern construction can be found in a tech cluster... of 19th century England

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Re: Shropshire

Aah, Bird on the Rock Tea Rooms. Know them well. Their cream teas are epic!

Revealed: The billionaire baron who’ll ride Elon’s thrusting erection to the Moon and back

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Re: SpaceX is known for blowing past its deadlines

Er, no actually. I'm fascinated by the landings of the first stages, can't get enough of that.

Andrew Newstead

Re: Typical Muskery

I think there has been some design, something is actually being built in Los Angeles.

The Reg chats with Voyager Imaging Team member Dr Garry E Hunt

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Hope for us yet!

It's stories like these that give me hope for us as a species. Coming up with incredible missions of discovery and keeping them going and fixing things on the other side of the Solar System as problems happen in the most inhospitable environments possible, absolutely inspiring!

I remember seeing Dr Garry Hunt on the Sky at Night and Horizons and I always felt proud that we had a Brit on the project.

Thanks Dr Hunt for what you did, you kept a late teen/young twenty something fascinated for years and thanks El Reg for bring this interview to us, much appreciated.

Abracadabra! Tales of unexpected sysadmagic and dabbling in dark arts

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I don't know, I've had a few willing to go the 12 rounds with me.

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I had one like that when I was techying at a teacher training college. An arts lecturer (8-D) was always having problems with his machine that never seemed to manifest themselves when I got there. He was convinced it my "Aura" that fixed the fault, we put it down to "finger trouble".

Now you can tell someone to literally go f--k themselves over the internet: Remote-control mock-cock patent dies

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Re: Oh, doughnuts!

WD 40?

Leatherbound analogue password manager: For the hipster who doesn't mind losing everything

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Re: User-generated obfuscation

That's the pig pen cypher, originally used as a Masonic code.

Automated payment machines do NOT work the same all over the world – as I found out

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Puts it on the correct side for Japanese (and Brit, and Aus...) drivers.

Woman sues NASA for ownership of vial of space dust

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Re: So... uhm...

That's the idea.

Andrew Newstead

Re: So... uhm...

No, they are only claiming ownership of the materials that they spent the money on to retrieve and bring back to Earth. If you go and collect your own samples then that is a different matter.

Take-off crash 'n' burn didn't kill the Concorde, it was just too bloody expensive to maintain

Andrew Newstead

Re: Surprise Sighting

That one was going up to the air museum at east Fortune, near Edinburgh The one at Filton was flown in..

Sysadmin wiped two servers, left the country to escape the shame

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Started learning my more serious computing with a Sinclair QL (when they were being sold cheap at Dixons). The first lesson with a QL was backup everything because the microdrives were finicky as hell!

I ended up having 3 or more copies of everything I was using. Still paranoid even now.

Prof Stephen Hawking's ashes will be interred alongside Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin

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Re: Britain's highest honour?

It has been said that Hawking was offered a knighthood but turned it down as a protest over the state of funding in UK science at the time.

Seen from spaaaaace: Boffins check world's oceans for plastic

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Fancy a viaduct? We have a wrought Victorian iron marvel to sell you

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Just up the road...

Thanks for this article. I live just to the west of this in Derby. A thing that you might be interested to know is that Derby also has a good industrial museum as well as Nottingham. Situated in the old Silk Mill building, considered to be the first factory in the world! Well worth a visit.

Office junior had one job: Tearing perforated bits off tractor-feed dot matrix printer paper

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Re: Speaking of carbon paper...

I keep some stashed away for model making projects, It's damn useful for tracing patterns onto sheet plastic.

Fender's 'smart' guitar amp has no Bluetooth pairing controls

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Forget Rickrolling the artist, do the stadium!

A Hughes failure: Flat Earther rocketeer can't get it up yet again

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Observing for your self

A simple bit of astronomy and travel can show you the Earth has a curved surface. Spot the pole star in your sky, note where it is in relation to the northern horizon. Travel a fair distance south and make the same observation again and see if it changes. If you are in the northern hemisphere then the the pole star will get closer to the northern horizon and on the equator the pole star will be on the horizon and will disappear over the horizon as you travel further south. This can only happen if the surface of the planet is curved.

And before you ask, yes I have carried out this test when I went on holiday from the UK to Crete a few years ago ago and got a definite change in position of the star patterns. If you accurately measure the angles involved you would be able to calculate using some simple trig the actual diameter of the Earth.

Supermicro is, like, totally harnessing green energy sources to churn out servers, dude

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Re: coal gas

Ah the natural gas conversion. That was help start me down the electronics path. The fitters doing the conversions had lots of cable and battery holders they were scrapping off, every lad (and it was lads) in the street ended up with boxes of kit which we used to cobble up all sorts of circuits. The shocker circuits using some of the old transformers were fun...

SpaceX delivers classified 'Zuma' payload into orbit

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Re: Mars Orbit?

As I understand it there will be no circularisation burn, just lobbing the Car into a Holman transfer.

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Mars Orbit?

Come on Reg, you should know better! The Tesla roadster is not being sent into orbit around Mars, it is being launched into a solar orbit that goes out as far as Mars' orbit around the Sun.

Everyone is getting this wrong!

Apple embraces El Reg! iOS 11 is now biting the hand that types IT

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Re: What do you expect?

Tribalism. History is full of examples of humanities' tendency for forming antagonistic cliques around concepts or physical items claiming their superiority, this is just another one.

OK, we admit it. Under the hood, the iPhone X is a feat of engineering

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Same reason we build hi-rise buildings, to get more accomodation into a smaller footprint. In this case Apple frees up space to fit the larger battery needed for the display.

Ubuntu 17.10: We're coming GNOME! Plenty that's Artful in Aardvark, with a few Wayland wails

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Re: Tension, apprehension, And dissension have begun.

"Tenser said the Tensor" - damn, I'm not going to get that out of my mind for the rest of the day...

Must re-read The Demolished Man again soon.

Hotter than the Sun: JET – Earth’s biggest fusion reactor, in Culham

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Re: scaling up is the answer?

Not to mention that the Moon is quite rich in Thorium.

Astroboffins spot tiniest star yet – we guess you could call it... small fry

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Any large black monoliths spotted?

Concorde without the cacophony: NASA thinks it's cracked quiet supersonic flight

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The impression shows an "X-plane" proposal to demonstrate the technology.

User loses half of a CD-ROM in his boss's PC

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Re: Slot loaders

I had one like that, except my one year old stuck a malted milk biscuit in the FDD of my old Mac 8600. That definitely needed a new drive...


Opportunity rover gets bored of spot it's explored since 2014

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Re: This article needs some translation to english

Er, the European Space Agency is not part of the EU. It is a separate organisation and not all EU countries are involved and a few non EU countries are. The UKs membership is not affected by Brexit.

Oh snap! UK Prime Minister Theresa May calls June election

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Re: Hmm...

Have you seen the price of dog food recently?


A dog owner.

Happy days for second-hand smartphone sales

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Re: Yeah, duh...

The 5 and SE are also a reasonable fit for my hand - or am I holding it wrong...

International Space Station celebrates 18th birthday in true style – by setting trash on fire

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velocity and space

A comment on the problem of matching velocities in orbit and living space on a Soyuz.

It's true that there are trajectories that allow a Soyuz to rendezvous with the ISS quickly ( a few hours) but these depend on the relative positions of the station and the launch site at launch. Sometimes these paths are not available and so there has to be a period of "catching up" in orbit, the Soyuz makes orbital changes that will allow it to gain on the station and then match orbit for docking. Things could be done faster but the Soyuz doesn't carry sufficient propellant to allow this and still have enough for a deorbit burn at the end of the mission.

Regarding the living space of the Soyuz, yes it is tight but it does have an orbital module attached, effectively a spare room. This more than doubles the living space of the Soyuz spacecraft compared to just the re-entry module on it's own and can be closed off from the re-entry module so giving a degree of privacy if needed. I believe the toilet facilities are in the orbital module. This module is usually full of cargo on the way up and is packed with rubbish for the return flight, as the module is jettisoned before re-entry and burns up in the atmosphere.

Hope this helps.

Pluto has massive underground oceans, say astro-boffins

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Re: Past and present

Hold on, this is not an assertion but one of two different theories that have been offered to explain the observed data from New Horizons.

Your observations about the conditions on Pluto may indeed be correct, but there is evidence of the movement of the Sputnik Planitia within recent geological timescales. That and the visual absence of cratering on the surface of the Planitia, which is accepted as evidence of the activity of some sort of process that has recently (geologically speaking again) reshaped the area, leaving a smooth surface.

Some sort of activity is happening out there, that is apparent, and that implies a source of energy to drive it. This is just an attempt to explain that, not proof.

Boffins eschew silicon to build tiniest-ever transistor, just 1nm long

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Re: Shirley

Does wonders on motorbike chains.



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