Beatsmewhytheybother
You can't take out a contract without dealing with the real thing in the paperwork, so why bother with the 'smallprint' on radio anyway?
It just annoys the listeners. Much like the rest of the ad, probably.
I should know, I've been writing them for 25 years...
The one with earplugs in the pocket, please
Biting the hand that feeds IT
