Posts by jelly

Thousands rally behind teen girl cuffed, expelled in harmless 'explosion'

Re: That Ass. Principal

looks like a defoliated monkey if you ask me......

Re: Values

but you don't understand, on the gun there is a profit margin, on the coke bottle the profit is nil.

not taxable = illegal.... hmm sounds familiar somehow <opens history of the church vol 1>

Oregon farmer devoured by own hogs

Oink

And so the first casualty of the new american drought.......

Farmer: no more corn for you piggies....

Piggies:........GET HIM!!!!!!

Wanted: 1 solution architect to fist bankers' asses

Gloves, camera, action

After the last screw over, with pleasure, no lube, show me where to sign up!

Men lie more in online dating - except about their weight

2D

Actually most men I know find DD girls attractive :P

<duck to avoid the shower of padded bra's >

'I'm an IT worker not an assassin'

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Ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch the wicked witch

Flak jacket doned and sandbag wall is up

bring it on !!!!!

Sacked Indian workers beat chief exec to death

Ah 3rd world democracy at work :)

The subject line says it all... Opposition party defeated by poles

What's the cost of global warming?

Who really cares... seriously now

Ah well with AIDS and other transmittable packages of joy, the wars and starvation, while the poorer countries will still make up the bulk of CO2 emissions, they will steadily decline as the affluent bits of the world slash and burn the natural resources and then dump them to kill each other off... after all who really cares about the W*gs and Nig**s.....? <Edited for PC sake>

We all know they never cared till now and then only when the world watches, otherwise we are the ideal dumping ground for any piece of broken hardware, garbage, inconvenient radioactive or other toxic waste... it is not like we will live long enough to actually be harmed by it all...

shields up and braced.. bring on the fire!!!!!

Today is not Hadron Collider Day

DAmn

And I took today off to spend the last day of the world with the missus...

Ah well at least it was a good day

Roll on the Proton beams

Brit trio convicted for liquid bomb terror plot

pfffft instead of boom???

I would like to take this oppertunity to point out that with the simple bottle of a certain easy to optain liquid and the addition of HTH (pool clorine) powder makes a dandy clorine bomb which is in terms of lethality in a closed enviroment is nifty alternative to simply blowing up the whole sodding plane.....

Just my 5 cents worth

Reminds me of the planer crashes of sim city........now where is that disk