I need a new monitor and keyboard
When Simon is that funny, drinking coffee while reading is ill advised. The laughter forced the really hot coffee up my nose which further initiated a full coffee spew over monitor and keyboard.
Then the fire extinguisher fell off the bracket. When I woke up, the carrots from my lunch were missing.
Somehow I don't think it was all an accident. At least not the fire extinguisher part.
Because the fire extinguisher has gone missing.