* Posts by DGRC

3 posts • joined 9 Sep 2008

BOFH: Stick this

DGRC
Flame

I need a new monitor and keyboard

When Simon is that funny, drinking coffee while reading is ill advised. The laughter forced the really hot coffee up my nose which further initiated a full coffee spew over monitor and keyboard.

Then the fire extinguisher fell off the bracket. When I woke up, the carrots from my lunch were missing.

Somehow I don't think it was all an accident. At least not the fire extinguisher part.

Because the fire extinguisher has gone missing.

BOFH: Spontaneous Legal Combustion

DGRC
Paris Hilton

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant

Let's hope this heralds the return of weekly BOFHs.

And Paris because I wept tears of joy.

Exposed: North Korea's taekwondo assassins

DGRC
Pirate

How many Tae Kwon Do masters does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten,

One to change the bulb and nine to say, "In my style, we do it different."

And with that I'm calling the Chuckster. I'm sure I'm now on some TKD assassin's hit list.

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