Posts by Andy Walton

US parkies in 'burrow-buster' marmot detonation campaign

@ Evil Graham

"Basically, I think they are enjoying it too much."

Reminds me of a line from either futurama or the simpsons:

"If it's fun it's not environmentalism"

Robo-fish to hunt pollution in Spanish seas

Terror Fish?

Stand by for action! We are about to launch Stingray. Anything can happen in the next half hour!

Profs: Eating Belgian truffles will make you buy a Mac

Monty's ftw

I prefer the stranger chocos at Montezumas, bad craziness such as 3 peppercorn milk chocolate, orange and geranium chocs and chocolate with chili flakes in it.

Perhaps appropriately I use Vista.

Sarko demands withdrawal of voodoo doll

@ Rob Holmes

Alternatively get him to blow his considerable nose on your hankie, collect the skull of one of his dead parents, steal his undies when he bends down, trap his crispy beard bits in an elevator, add this plus a doll to a patented JuJu bag and voila! All you have to do now is pull it's leg off and Sarkozsky will admit he's your evil brother Chuckie, although he will return in fiery beard zombie-form for a sequel.

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Screw the IT angle, just tell me who she is?

Does this mean she'll be releasing her own version of the very popular (yet wholly fictional) Paris Hilton Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset?

And Sarah, our lord Beelzebub is a pretty modern sort of guy you know, he works from home these days so no need for the skates, and hell has a lovely parade of demonic shops just round the corner from his bungalow so he generally just walks or gets the service bus (of unimaginable terror).

Hail Satan!

Google cedes Belgium to Germany

Some more reasons this is shit...

Iceland has developed the power of speech.

The guy on the left is clearly stuck in the 80's, doing the robot.

The straights of gibraltar have silted up, which will cause the med to evaporate, presumably why italy has grown a knee.

Greenland has a 'zip-up sea', a new feature by Slarti Bartvarst (sp?) up for a planet design award this year.

It's obvious google are going to sell off our planet once they've done photographing the main sights for intergalactic oil-magnates and leave us with a cheap knock-off planet.

You couldn't make it up.