* Posts by Dave Wallace

23 posts • joined 22 Apr 2007

Reg hack survives world's longest commercial flight

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Only half the record...

Between 1943 & 1945, Qantas made 271 flights between Perth & Sri Lanka. The average was 28 hours, the longest 32 hours and 9 minutes. http://www.australia.gov.au/about-australia/australian-story/flying-boats-in-ww2 or Google "Qantas Double Sunrise".

Bloke called Rod struck by lightning for second time

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Currently not.

Microsoft on the Threshold of a new name for Windows next week

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Re: Privacy and Clouds are big buzzwords these days.


Apologies to JIM THE BOSS

Russians draw liquid blood from frozen woolly mammoth

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On the California Channel Islands...

they dig up Pygmy Mammoths - best oxymoron ever.

North Korea releases first computer game

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Nork Nork Who's there?

Never mind.

IBM unveils high-capacity, high-speed storage chippery

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Olivetti 101


Storm brews over Chinese synchronised goldfish

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I'ts really very simple...

They went to school.

Swedes decline to FCKU2MF

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Even later

Gimme the make & color of the vehicles sporting the following California plates.


ML8 ML8 (and the model as well)

'Beauty with antimatter bottom' created out of pure energy

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Telegraph Headline

Large Hardon Collider cracks off a Beauty.

'Curiosity' nuclear Mars tank passes key tech test

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Where is the

Google Streetview Logo?

Naomi Campbell bitchslaps NY limo driver

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Length of punch...

measured in Campbells?

Eurostar goes tits up again

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Hire Smilla

Qaaviqaaq Jaspersen as a consultant?

Man hooks home into Twitter

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Home Tweet Home

Is where the twibe lives.

Tasmanian devil whirling onto endangered list

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Percentage decline is one tenth - 90% remaining.

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Snipers - Cowardly assassins, or surgical soldiers?

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If reported eponomously

The distance would be 12.

Chinese lorry-crash bee swarm kills six

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IT Angle - Sarah

Sarah - got stinging remark?

Ice in fuel caused Heathrow 777 crash

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Paris Hilton

Damn Statistics

It bothers me when all the reports say "one chance in a million".

We have ca. 2 million flights a year globally, & this is the first occurrence of this particular problem in ca. forty years. One in a billion?

Paris, because my chance of carnal knowledge with her is higher than a dual flame-out.

Dual flame-out with Paris )(&*LKH^%#$ljkh*&%pwieufbh_)_&)*(#$

San Franciscans prep monument to US prez

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Paris Hilton

See, I told you that beer

is inspirational - the foundation of democracy.

Paris angle? She'd be the first to accept a beer.

British Columbia stray foot tally hits six

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With this newest foot,

it's moved from an unfathomable mystery to a fathomable one.

Petrol latte for Kiwis in dairy biofuel push

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Whey to go!


NZ couple fight to name kid '4Real'

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And in the USA we have...

The famous racing driver Dick Trickle

Dutch escort agency to service geek virgins

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