Posts by Mike

Judge backs Halifax in Chip and PIN clone case

pfft

Banks, the origional greedy sticky fingered lying cluts.

They will do everything to save them money, while costing you more. I for one hopes he wins this case, and wish that judges had a little more technical training to cope in this day and age.

NYC 'Top Model' stampede: The truth revealed

ROTFL

Thats one of the best yet

"A Massachusetts woman, who's been parked on a sofa outside the Top Model audition all night the better to secure an early spot in the castings has, after an excess of liquor, decided to impregnate her wife with a plastic syringe containing her brother's man juice:"

That alone got me some strange looks over the dividers in the office cos I laughed so hard.

Guns N' Roses blogger faces music prison

@AC

I completly agree. It was a complete and utter waste of bandwidth.

Mystery chip found inside talking iPod Shuffle's earphones

Apple....

I'm pretty sure this is people just making conspiracy theries, but hey, it would not surprise me if Apple did indeed try this on.

Rogue international ‘M&A advisors’ target Brit ISP customers

yup

Most of the advice is like that.

BBC botnet investigation turns hacks into hackers

:) ho hum

Well that did'nt take long for the Mac peeps to pipe up.

The BBC has crossed the lin there, The modifications to peoples computers was not needed. They should of simply passed the info on to the ISP's, and asked them to contact their customers.

Texas Memory Systems punts Texas-sized SSD

Oh my.

Sweet mother of god. I want one.

AOL starts swinging the axe

AOL?

I thought they had gone long ago, when the mountain of AOL CD's stopped pouring in through my letterbox and with every single magazine I had.

Come to think of it, I do very occasionally see a AOL IP in the logs. Very very rarely now though.

UK kids presenter gets online support

Twister

Is her favourite game according to her profile page :)

Google gears Gmail for PC hack attack

yup..........

I thought just the same thing. The only thing I can think of is that you can use the GMail web interface. while offline

Smut email hubby claims iPhone glitch

ROTFL

Just....well....

ROTFL.

Mobile phones will 'cut off' Al Qaeda

Oh dear lord

Why not just give every one a pair of Wings, and let them flap away,,,

That would solve every problem.

Google launching its own navy?

Well.

Google = Skynet..

Now where is John Conner?

iGoogle personalises personal pages on other people's behalf

I quite like it.

Used the above Javascript to see what all the tears where about, and I actually like it.

I'm annoyed I was'nt selected for it :)

Welder in DIY penis enhancement nut mishap

Cant belive

You asked for pics.......

Coming soon: Facebook - The Movie!

Indeed

Things must be really bad in hollywood land if they are thinking about this crap...

Yahoo! reinvades! Iran!

yup

Yeah, supier in that Google give that for free, whereas yahoo charge for pop + imap access