* Posts by irspariah

4 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Aug 2008

US judge rejects lawsuit against God

irspariah

lawsuit

See? There is no god!

Royal Navy won't fight pirates 'in case they claim asylum'

irspariah

Pirates and Royal Navy

Just kill all the bastards.

Chinese boffins crack invisible-shed window problem

irspariah

Invisibility cloak

The solution is much simpler than you make it out to be. On the job if you fail to kiss ass, your presence, in effect, amounts to total nonexistence. Voila! Problem solved! Any questions?

Aussie has answer to save Earth from asteroid attack

irspariah

asteroid attack

Preparation-H is the answer.