* Posts by Aldous

385 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Aug 2008

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Google '99.9%' certain to pull China search plug

Aldous
FAIL

wait....

the chinese have been abusing human rights? locking up dissidents? when did this happen? its not the whole world told us before we started doing business with them. oh well one day when we can pull out without destroying the stock price we might pull out of the chinese market. see we are real peace loving freedom loving hippie types honest!

New robot aircraft eliminates need for fleshy slaves

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FAIL

two stroke

because nimbys are going to love the sound of a two stroke engine at full pelt overhead + what if it crashes WONT YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

BBC to cull radio stations, halve websites in painful biz review

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FAIL

how about.....

trying something orginal instead of constant celebrity come dance with me factor on ice type programs? or super predicatable crap comedys(my family etc) ?

the beeb is funded diffrently to ITV et all and i dont see why they try to mimic them and engage in petty ratings wars by producing more and more lowest common denominator dross (i.e dance shows, singing shows and all the other vote for me now shows).

wheres the beeb gave us things like not the nine o clock news,young ones, black adder etc these days it has to have a jokes that are completly PC and so predictable you dont even need to watch half of these shows.

fail because £142.50 s alot to watch the F1 and the odd documentry

Google eyes hypegasm fuel cells for 'whole data center'

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FAIL

so.....

when are the advertising hoardings going to have their 3*500w halogen lights turned off?

when those are outlawed maybe i'll give a fudge about turning off my 8 watt llights everytime i leave the room

US plans crewless automated ghost-frigates

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Unhappy

not to mention the fact that...

these suckers have no space for crew and if they rammed you in your small vessel they'd just plod on. imagine the poor suckers in trouble, see one of these coasting by and start letting off flares/mayday signals only to have it sail on

Transformers up for seven Razzies

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Joke

why not

just watch a tape full of explosions in a loop, much cheaper and hey eco freindly no need to make more explosions and tack on a plot convienience playhouse story

NASA flying-car man designs electric VTOL podcraft

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same with forward swept wings

fly by wire cures alot of the problems the X planes had. i really hope battery tech does go the way the guy predicts these things would be cool like a flying motorbike :)

heh 50 years ago "it would work if the MHZ density of computer systems could be increased"

New Labour bring old Nuremberg Laws to Britain

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Joke

forgot to mention

as they are bringing back nuremburg laws what about the charge of "conspiricy to / waging an aggresive war" that they used on nearly all the nazi's on trial. i think a few MP's might start sweating then :)

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Grenade

i was stop n searched yesterday...

at the local rail station the copper even said "you may have seen in the metro that these search's have been declared illegal but they arn't and thats why we are doing them" apparently they were stopping every other person with backpacks. given that it was a stop under "articles relating to terrorisim" and that i had my laptop in my bag that i didn't want seized and sent into the forensics queue for two years i let them do it.

just a simple back pack search of the main compartment missing the perscription drugs i had in the front compartment (i have a valid perscription so not illegal for me) as well as the multitool i carry (i was wearing my biking jacket the fscker is prone to rattling things loose :) ) which had a blade in it ! complete waste of time and obviously throwing the weight around but i guess i look good on the statistics as a white male (round hear its normally black/asian that get tugged).

btw british transport police not the local police force either, grenade because i could fit 6 in the pockets and compartments thaat they didn't search lol

Bono accuses ISPs of 'reverse Robin Hooding' over piracy

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FAIL

because theres no middlemen making money in the music industry

http://www.negativland.com/albini.html

i think this article perfectly describes whats wrong with the music industry, written by a producer of one of nirvana's albums. the TLDR version is basiclly "label gives you an advance out of which you pay studio/legal/etc fee's . you pay back this money to the label out of your 10% royalty while the label still keeps 90%)

course bono's right i mean pracy really hurts all those poor simon cowells with no musical ability but who bring us all the fresh new acts who dont alll sound the same and arn't manufactured at all no sireee

Philip K. Dick's kid howls over Googlephone handle

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not in america

the champagne labelling is EU only the yanks have all sorts of stuff labelleds a champegne as (ithink) so do the russians

Muggers plundering gig bootleggers' booty

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WTF?

erm

yeah its in a place i paid to get in to to watch a performance, just like cinema's and recording in there is not piracy either! oh wait....

i still dont get why people do this with stage lights etc you can't see anything and the mic on the phone is totally overwhelmed all you end up with is an extremly blurry video of distortion. Mean while all anyone can see is rows of hands and fscking screens from these twonks

MySpace confession sinks car-death conviction appeal

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FAIL

@Gil Grissum

but then how will anyone know what a rebel/individual/gangster/artist/poet/etc you are. most of this idiocy on social networking sites is just to get attention be it this women or "gangsta" 12 year olds posing with knifes

Hands off our boffins!

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FAIL

if they want more scientsts....

maybe they should put some money towards educating them. instead we get saddled with a big student loan and ZERO guaranteed funding for masters/phd's with only scholership or limited research council grants.

maybe a bit of positive treatment might help as well. if the science's are so important why do the people training to enter these area's get the same funding as art/media studies/vinyard management . i'm not a philistine but art is a product of society and should not IMO be classed the same as the subjects that are required for society to exist (would you rather have a chemist or a fine art grad)

Linux Foundation urges fans to sign up to Visa credit card

Aldous
Stop

your missing the point

visa do these for all sorts of orginisations/companys its a business deal. it's a similar deal to what the lola F1 team had mid 90's as well as things like dog trusts etc.

doesn't mean visa employee's drive f1 cars or look after dogs so chill out mmmmkay.

Bill Gates: Tough US immigration stance a 'huge mistake'

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Gates Horns

would he be so against it...

....if he had to pay them the same wage as a local with the same qualifications?

bill gates as see through as a window(tm)

Pirate Bay sells out to Swedish software firm for $7.7m

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Stop

look closer

the website fore the company has not been updated since 2007 and it claims to be listed as a public traded company using the abbrev GGF (http://www.globalgamingfactory.com/Shares.html)

now go to the swedish stock exchange and search http://www.nasdaqomxnordic.com/aktier?q=GGF. again a random broker site that seems to list all stocks on the swedish market http://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/trading/exchanges.php?exch=sfb&showcategories=STK&showproducts=&sequence_idx=200&sortproducts=&ib_entity=llc#show

bit suspicious that the links on the companys sites (in the share section) 404 (i can't read swedish so dunno what it all says but clicking an older news items 404) . it does not appear to be listed on the swedish exchange (unless i missed something) . so i dunno wind up or not you decidede

Cyber security minister ridiculed over s'kiddie hire plan

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FAIL

mitnik would be useless in this role

mitnik did the bulk of his work social engineering, (and even admits such) so would be useless probing a foreign states security.

Notorious spammer Ralsky pleads guilty to stock scam

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FAIL

@AC 18:28 - er what?

"I make it around fifty k bucks per year, which is a shitty rate of pay for working in mickey d's never mind having to spend that time in jail."

i make that to be £30417.33 still a hell of alot bigger then the amount i'm paid working a shitty convience store job t o pay for my uni whilst being assaulted by chavs on the way home and constantly abused by plod about underage sales (worked since 16 no underage sales) when they CBA to do anything about proxy buying and instead chase the clerks

DHS killing satellite self-spying program

Aldous
Badgers

re:so what happens in the UK

the US sats spy on us, the UK sats spy on the US they exchange the data and some muppet leaves it on a train. simple!

Gordon Ramsay breaches f**king broadcasting code

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Flame

erm

51 mary whitehouse wannabe's complain due to swearing (these are the people that complain about everything and buy the daily mail to see what to be afraid of next) probably on the grounbds of "think of the children" + society going down hill, the result thread posts calling them every name under the sun.

way to go people just re-enforce their view that swearing on tv=swearing / aggressiveness throughout the population.

Liquid crystals - Display genius no match for petty politics

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Thumb Down

@ AC 20:45

bull we are bought up and taught science where we aren't allowed to touxch anything that may burn/spark/cause a slight emotional injury (so all of chemistry and physics ruled out) and then they wonder why the uk lacks Physics grads. (btw i'm not a phys student in anyway, i am studying network security at degree level)

UK.gov to spend £2bn on ISP tracking

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Black Helicopters

skype

dont be so certain skype can protect you, its encryption is a closed system and that usually means weak/bugged. also didn't skype open a backdoor for the chinese?

'Soon soldiers will have 3 tiny choppers in their pocket'

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Stop

simple protection

close the door

Speeding, driverless Nissan finally stopped by US bombers

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@hans

WTF in their right mind decided to build a naval base in Nevada, a landlocked desert state a long way from the nearest stretch of sea?

Must be hell getting their ships in there, huh?

keyword naval AIR base . it makes perfect sense, naval aircraft can land on normal runways so why train them over water which is more expensive and dangerous then over nevada wasteland, which is also probably close to nellis AFB so the airforce can come play as the red team

Robert Llewellyn drops Red Dwarf clanger

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Thumb Up

good

the unplugged ep sounded like a filmed rehearsal anyway

Motor quango thumbsup for satnav speed restrictions

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Thumb Down

heres an answer

just buy an old car/motorbike (btw bikers have a great excuse "sorry officer while you were nicking speeders some scrote stole the sat nav of my bars ")

Virgin Media opens bandwidth choke for 50Mb launch

Aldous
Flame

neat

so you can hit the patheticlly low bandwidth cap and be gimped even quicker! why dont virgin roll out a better sevice on their existing plans before overselling more

More Tasers for cops: not in London

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Thumb Down

@ac

death penalty is really working in America eh go live in detroit or philly then come back with your daily mail rhetoric

DoS and distributed hacking tools finally criminalised

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Linux

wtf

awesome so ping is now illegal and whoops its part of windows guess that means MS is the biggest uber hax0rs of em all, hang on what about all thos free software types theres this telnet thing built into linux with that evil haxors can telnet in and attack me! it r a hacking toool call the SS

US Navy hacker avoids Romanian jail

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Black Helicopters

@paul smith

so mckinnon deserves to do more time then a hit and run / drunk driver or someone up on a manslaughter charge?

why is being a fruitloop that embarrasses the state worse then someone that actively kills another person?

Drunken paedo commie exposed on internet

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IT Angle

best headline ever

and oh no looks like the twat-o-tron is self aware!

Wireless power delivery gets blended

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Thumb Down

hmm

doesn't this sort of thing scramble anything magnetic based nearby, leave your laptop on the worktop accidentally and you've bricked it!

Brussels bemoans low take-up of electronic cash

Aldous
Go

the great simolean caper

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,982610-1,00.html

bring on the first distributed republic!

gOS - a Google good OS for your Mum

Aldous
Linux

WoW+linux

WoW works fine under wine even on my old laptop which is only slightly above minimum specs (and only has 512mb ram) in unbuntu

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