Urban myth No. 548
OMG. If we mate I will have to eat him !!
3 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Aug 2008
Cheese technology is the way forward here, mine always shrinks in the fridge. Also applying a partial vacuum on cheese crumbs with the hoover causes a marked reduction in apparent cheese mess, sorry read mass.
Of course it is possible that the rest of the universe is expanding, as many scientistas claim, fine; but maybe the moon isnt expanding, there-by causing a relativity problem.
its OK folks , my eyes are so bad now I cant read signs when driving,so no offense poss`. I am however concerned for j ``bertie`` basset up the column there.
I wonder if his attitude will affect his chances of experiencing the delights of age?
Obviously no idea what things were like more than 12.7 years ago.
Maybe its just sour berries,cos we used to go up t` motorway at 120mph [lotsa Kph]
--no cameras;drink anywhere, smoke anywhere. speak freely. and photo anything.
and d`ya know if we hadn`t built things,drilled oilwells and put up LOTS OF SIGNS.
It would be a sh*ttyer place for``you lot``.
and in closing, grannys smell really awful when burnt and are very polluting,please do your ``green`` research properly.
PS are you the guy in that old granny-crossing-airbag video? by any chance